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Actually tried Asian Healthy last month and it wasn't to bad. Had a dream it was $$ for everything which seemed a little pricy but all and all not bad. Got a decent shower and massage followed by a nice cbj and good cg. Late 20's to 30's chick was ok. Not sure how often I would repeat but I might try again. As always YMMV.

April well I tried to call again and got no answer or call back so I am done.

Kelley is fun and sweet. Services are 1 and done like an agency but enjoyable.

Christina of course is my ATF since Mickey left and always a lot of fun and very enthusiastic.

Angel- would love to get some info about. Here is her post on BP [url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a_heavenly_experience_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1970563[/url]

Tried a couple of tasty treats in Texas last month I really enjoyed named Heather and Chloe. Both young and a lot of fun. Didn't get to try Eva K. but maybe next time.

Thats to bad to here about the new girl Megan being a let down. I was thinking about trying. I am gonna try the new Shai girl in the next couple weeks. Her name is Breanna and she looks good. Here is her site and I will post info after I have my dream.

[url]http://breannapresley.host-ed.net/[/url]

Anyways everyone have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year


Happy Hunting

Dreamed of Crystal1975 today for the second time. Nice all natural body. A little off the beaten path. (You don't have to worry about anybody driving by and seeing your car.) Excellent attitude. Excellent rate. You can find her on EDC.

Was looking for a dream, so I called up Cathy. But when I was suppose to call her back she was a "lovely mature" no answer, waited till time I was suppose to see her and still no answer. So I looked up Amber [url]http://knoxville. Backpage. Com/FemaleEscorts/santa_s_little_helper_making_wishes_come_true_10084_amber_10084_35/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=1974218[/url] just my bad luck. I arrived at her west knox place and she is about 20 lbs heavier and a few years older than her pics, I figured Id toftt, she told me on the phone it would be 1.5 for the hour so I wasn't expecting much anyway. After she checked the envelope we got down to a worthless massage. Not erotic or theraputic in the least. So after 5-6 min of that she told me the fee only included happy ending and a BJ would B.5 and FS would be 1. Extra. We settled on some FS which turned out to be the worst CBJ and mish, dogg ever. Needless to say the whole thing was the worst I've had of all the dreams I care to mention.

Stay clear

[QUOTE=Ga Dogfan]Angel- would love to get some info about. Here is her post on BP [url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a_heavenly_experience_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1970563[/url][/QUOTE]She is also posting in Nashville:

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Quote:

"Was looking for a dream, so I called up Cathy. But when I was suppose to call her back she was a "lovely mature" no answer, waited till time I was suppose to see her and still no answer. So I looked up Amber [url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/Fem. Ad?oid=1974218[/url] just my bad luck. I arrived at her west knox place and she is about 20 lbs heavier and a few years older than her pics, I figured Id toftt, she told me on the phone it would be 1. 5 for the hour so I wasn't expecting much anyway. After she checked the envelope we got down to a worthless massage. Not erotic or theraputic in the least. So after 5-6 min of that she told me the fee only included happy ending and a BJ would B. 5 and FS would be 1. Extra. We settled on some FS which turned out to be the worst CBJ and mish, dogg ever. Needless to say the whole thing was the worst I've had of all the dreams I care to mention.

Stay clear"

Skrapsbor,

Your report on Cathy could not have been timelier great job! From the description I take your report to be about

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_lovely_mature_ladies_have_their_advantages_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1568128[/url]

I was headed to Knoxville this coming Wednesday to monger and one visit I had in mind was to call her.

Before I go any further, check this link out and verify for me that we are talking about the same “Cathy”. After you confirm we are talking about the same person, I’ll add more comments. (Also, the "oid=" numbers in our url's don't match up). I’m asking you to do this before I add my two cents because I don’t want to make any disparaging remarks about the wrong Cathy.

Thanks

[quote=Gooshpop]Dreamed of Crystal1975 today for the second time. Nice all natural body. A little off the beaten path. (You don't have to worry about anybody driving by and seeing your car.) Excellent attitude. Excellent rate. You can find her on EDC.[/quote]Gooshpop,

Crystal sounds good but I couldn't find her anywhere. What is EDC? Can you elaborate a little more on your experience?

Thanks

Hello, fellow Mongers

A few things to remember.

When you are trying to set up a meeting, go with your gut instinct.

1- If it looks too good to be true it probably is.

2- If you feel uneasy about a date or a lady. Don't make it. But, please be man enough to cancel and not just pull a no show. On the same topic if a lady pulls a no show on you please post it so that one of your fellow Mongers don't wind up sitting in the parking lot with a no answer on the phone and their dick in hand.

3- If you don't know the lady. Read her reviews. I can't say enough about this. Look for things like" we missed the connection a few times but, she was worth it" This usually means. " She pulled a know show twice but she's a great fuck". Or " She made me jump through hoops for days. But she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. "

4- Google her number. I was surprised at the info I found on the first try.

5- I know it's hard to walk away after you are there. But when she opens the door if it's a bait and switch and the woman is not what you expect, probably the best thing is run. Run fast, Run all the way to the car before you dick can talk you out of it.

I know it's hard to out think the little head, let's face it; it's the driving force in this crazy pastime.

Happy New Year

Nick

[QUOTE=Nickn3]Hello, fellow Mongers

A few things to remember.

When you are trying to set up a meeting, go with your gut instinct.

1- If it looks too good to be true it probably is.

2- If you feel uneasy about a date or a lady. Don't make it. But, please be man enough to cancel and not just pull a no show. On the same topic if a lady pulls a no show on you please post it so that one of your fellow Mongers don't wind up sitting in the parking lot with a no answer on the phone and their dick in hand.

3- If you don't know the lady. Read her reviews. I can't say enough about this. Look for things like" we missed the connection a few times but, she was worth it" This usually means. " She pulled a know show twice but she's a great fuck". Or " She made me jump through hoops for days. But she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. "

4- Google her number. I was surprised at the info I found on the first try.

5- I know it's hard to walk away after you are there. But when she opens the door if it's a bait and switch and the woman is not what you expect, probably the best thing is run. Run fast, Run all the way to the car before you dick can talk you out of it.

I know it's hard to out think the little head, let's face it; it's the driving force in this crazy pastime.

Happy New Year

Nick[/QUOTE]+1. Gotta go with your instincts. It is so nice to find a reliable provider that you feel good about repeating with. Unfortunately, I also like variety.

Wednesday, 12/30/09, was a triple header day. Here's the first episode.

I had a 2PM date with Kelly. She was a tiny bit late but she redeemed herself by meeting me at the door in a very short negligee and greeting me with a passionate DFK. Right to work she goes (was this a meat factory?) with a great BBBJ and very good work on the boys! What a great touch she has. Didn't feel the teeth and she didn't crunch the nuts she just drove me insane! She kept telling me that she loved the fact that I was shaved and she loved shaved men. I believe it!

Now we are both naked and on the bed. At first she mounted me (reverse cowboy) but I told her I wasn't ready yet and I wanted to play with her clitoris. She loves you to suck lightly on her tits the nibs stood up to attention and I started sucking those tickets and massaging her clit at the same time. She started moaning and writhing I asked her if she wanted to be my "cum piggie" and I her "cum daddy" yes! She goes, and over time I turn up the massage to high velocity, yet gently. All of a sudden she arches her back. Her legs stiffen toes pointed both thigh mussels hard as a rock she starts shuddering, quivering and moaning. Lots of dirty talk here and, she loves it! Now she just explodes and cums wanting more. I climb aboard that great body (mish) and now lots more dirty talk. It's driving me wild she is still hot and twisting her body under me. I can't hold back any longer and we both explode her the 2nd time which she said was great for her as usually she doesn't get off it's just the guy. She says "baby cum back and see me I'm liking that action". Just as smoothly we are both dressed and I'm going out the door.

[b]Her scores: [/b] [b]Face: [/b] 4 stars and better than her pictures; [b]Body: [/b] 4. 5 stars and made my dick hard enough to cut diamonds; [b]BBBJ: [/b] 5 stars; [b]Fucking: [/b] 4. 5 stars; [b]Attitude: [/b] 3. 5 stars; Although quite good she takes a small hit here because she was a little too mellow. (Thought she possibly might have been on some good pills). Also, Kelly is a one shot gal [u]no multiple pops for the guy[/u] and, for me that is a big negative. [b]Overall: [/b] 4. 5 stars; Nice body, Great BBBJ, and a fine piece of ass for $150! Repeatable? Most definitely!

[b]Contact info: [/b] [url]http://www.Escorts.com/member/2556835/Kelly4u[/url]

After striking out with a 60 dollar dinner date from casual encounters I found myself searching the adult section to salvage a good start of the new year. There wasnt alot to choose from and just about passed the idea up but was afraid if I left the day on a bad note my whole year might be jinxed from the start so I ended up dreaming of lexy formerly known as honey. And for those who don't know or was as confused as I was caprice is lexy/honeys twin sister so simularity with the three names and simular photos can be confusing. Honey found herself some trouble a while back and because of this changed her name to lexy. Her sister caprice is in jail at the moment per her sister. Anyway in my dream lexy had a nice tight little body. She had nice firm tits with pretty nipples and a very nice kitty. Her skin was milky white and very smooth she was very clean and smelt so good. The only downfall was her teeth they were very clean and she had some but they werent fitting for the rest of her. She was very sweet and did not rush or pressure. Very laid back and eager to please. She doesn't kiss till she gets to know you and not a back door kind of girl but thats it anything else she is game for. Incall location not that great but I've seen worse. To say the least I was satisfied and left feeling I had salvaged my new year. Worth the trip I would return for the sport of it.

Dreamed of Amber the other day with the 843 area code. Well for the service you get the price is too much. Not GFE at all and very rushed service. Some dancing and strip which was very umm forced not something she enjoys. Got a CBJ but almost didn't want to do that. I should have passed up after the review of her friends massage service but I thought with the wrong head. They have another listed on the site named Krystal but she wants $$$$ for a dream. Sorry not for me. Here is there site if you want i don't recommend but YMMV.

[url]http://www.satinsplayground.com/Services_QL66.html[/url]

Happy Hunting

I asked about her back in November I think, but I never managed to see her, until last week.

She's no longer FS, (she's upfront about it) but she was right on time and very attractive. She has a sweet/sassy personality and she's very down to earth. She was clean, nicely dressed and didn't seem to watch the clock. Without getting into too many details, I was very pleased and she made sure she left me happy.

I prefer pregnant women for some reason, but I might just have to look her up the next time I'm there!

Ret

[QUOTE=Htoad1]Shemdrick, on 10/09/09 posted this which includes Jessica-

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Hear YE Hear Ye! Shmendrick the magnificent hath returned from the parched wastelands that are the east tenn. Dream fields.

Haley: tried a few calls, never got answer, none from txt either. Left discreet, but to the point voicemail, heard back from her the next morning with " did someone call this number? " but I didn't recognize it and asked who it was she hung up.

Now, for the good news.

Jessica, in Morristown, she does travel to Straw plains.

This girl is my new favorite.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/Femal...wAd?oid=1688821[/url]

Adorable girl, clean and healthy teeth (one of my 'things') perfect size and shape natural tits, a little babybelly, but the hips and ass more than make up for it. Very friendly, very accomodating, I don't think she said no to anything. I met her at a cheapo hotel in morristown, safe enough.

She can be hard to get hold of, doesn't seem to answer phone much, maybe a landline or that she's at work, but does answer emails, took a couple hours though. With the scene in Knoxville stinking like hot garbage, def. Worth it.[/QUOTE]


I had read Shemdrink's review and saw Jessica's ad, so decided to try her out. Wasy enough to schedule via email for incall. I had PM'd Shmendrick for additional information, and he was quick to reply--thanks.

she asked me to meet her in Walmart parking lot to follow her to the incall--when she pulled up, I was pleasantly surprised that the face matched the pics in the ad. Followed her approx. 15 mins to her house.

Once inside, I see her husband sleeping on the coach--not a good thing. While he never woke up, the risk was too great and I should have left. Locked bedroom door, took care of business and we both undressed. Bigger than I expected with stretch marks. Nice tits, cute face, the rest was average at best. BBBJ,I refused DATY due to STANK (think Claudia), she rode me, mish, than jacked on tits.

Face 8/10, body 4/10, bbbj 8/10, atmoshphere 1/10, mish & CG 2/10 (very uninspired).

I WILL NOT REPEAT!!

Thanks for the info. I was planning to see her. You got more balls than me with her husband being in the house! Thanks for TOFTT

[QUOTE=Knox Dew]I had read Shemdrink's review and saw Jessica's ad, so decided to try her out. Wasy enough to schedule via email for incall. I had PM'd Shmendrick for additional information, and he was quick to reply-thanks.

She asked me to meet her in Walmart parking lot to follow her to the incall-when she pulled up, I was pleasantly surprised that the face matched the pics in the ad. Followed her approx. 15 mins to her house.

Once inside, I see her husband sleeping on the coach-not a good thing. While he never woke up, the risk was too great and I should have left. Locked bedroom door, took care of business and we both undressed. Bigger than I expected with stretch marks. Nice tits, cute face, the rest was average at best. BBBJ, I refused DATY due to STANK (think Claudia), she rode me, mish, than jacked on tits.

Face 8/10, body 4/10, BBBJ 8/10, atmoshphere 1/10, mish & CG 2/10 (very uninspired).

I WILL NOT REPEAT![/QUOTE]

Any info on this Cindy girl-her's her ad from Friday-

http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy_cindy_39/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1517655

She looks hot from her pics. If you do a search on bp, she has a BBW named Jenna associated.

Thanks