Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Redd55]I went to the Block Saturday night. As the esteemed SirDrDunk and others reported, nothing really excited happened to my trip to the Block. Two things happenend to me my which me make review on how I think.

There was a scuffle outside The Oasis and there was a big crowd gathering around. There were 4, literally 4, Baltimore LEOs in the porn shop next to Dynasty just talking. I had to go over across the street and get their attention to look into it. I am not sure why the Baltimore Police are called "The Citys Finest'. I lost a lot of respect.

The other thing is that everyone on the board has stated about the quality of girls on the Block. I was curious though, there are some fricking hot female Bartenders on the Block (Example. Flamingos Bartender that worked Sat night. She was White, 40s, and in good physical shape). I just wondered if anybody had tried to pick up a bartender? I figure it would be harder to do, but I am curious if anybody has tried and what they did?[/QUOTE]

The answer is maybe. Block Bartenders can actually make quite a bit of money, depending on the bar. There was a poster on another board who successfully dated a bartender, but IIRC, he actually saw her off block somewhere and they wound up chatting. I myself went out with a bartender, but she was no longer bartending when I dated her. When she had been bartending I did not get the time of day. After some financial reverses, she wound up dancing, remembered me and we hit it off, and did some civilian-type (i.e. free, well I bought drinks, dinner, etc) dating. I would say that the bartenders consider most of the patrons to be scum (or marks), just above the dancers on the food chain...lol

Dr. Monger

I walked in to miami and one girl was tryin to charge me $$$$$$$ for take out. Considering she had one of the saggiest set of fakes breast with the CCL look and not to mention the smell of rotting ass just made me drop my jaw at amazement at how crazy she was. Not even for $5 would i have taken that out. Aside from the fact that she tells me she wants my number, she tells me i cant get her number because she lost her phone, yet whips out her "stolen" phone to take my number down.

I wish there was a spray that was effective on repelling beat punnany.

[QUOTE=Redd55] I just wondered if anybody had tried to pick up a bartender? I figure it would be harder to do, but I am curious if anybody has tried and what they did?[/QUOTE]

Yea, most of these bartenders are dancers themselves so if you make the right offer you can def. get the attention you need.

Has anyone checked out the new (well it was Chubbies, then a gay club) club on Eastern Avenue in Fells? They have a sandwich board out front that says "Gentlemen's Club - Free Parking"

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Smokey2009]I walked in to miami and one girl was tryin to charge me $$$$$$$ for take out. Considering she had one of the saggiest set of fakes breast with the CCL look and not to mention the smell of rotting ass just made me drop my jaw at amazement at how crazy she was. Not even for $5 would I have taken that out. Aside from the fact that she tells me she wants my number, she tells me I can't get her number because she lost her phone, yet whips out her "stolen" phone to take my number down.

I wish there was a spray that was effective on repelling beat punnany.


Yea, most of these bartenders are dancers themselves so if you make the right offer you can def. Get the attention you need. [/QUOTE]Yeah I have dated a bartender once does anyone remember nikki that used to bartend at the jewel box? Got her one night as the shift was about to change went back to her house and a very nice time playing with those lovely tits and getting a very good BJ.

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk]yeah I have dated a bartender once does anyone remember nikki that used to bartend at the jewel box? got her one night as the shift was about to change went back to her house and a very nice time playing with those lovely tits and getting a very good bj[/QUOTE]


Wow; is this the older auburn haired bartender that used to work days? Every time I was ever there when she worked, she was the coldest b1+c# I had ever ever met. I often wondered how the girls ever made any money as she all but chased customers away - she would always hassle girls just as they were making a sale or getting a tip. I posted about her previously; perhaps it's still in the archives somewhere.

I'm glad you had a good time, I'm just having a hard time believing that Nikki was, well, nice or fun; after a while, I avoided the JB whenever I saw her in there. Still, good story, good job and I'm glad you had some fun.

Went to several places on Saturday afternoon. There was a very attractive blonde at Flamingo that came over and flat out asked to jack me off at the end of the bar or take me in the back and fuck me. Now I went ahead and bought her a $20 drink and had a lot of fun at my stool with her, but didn't want to jump at the first opportunity of the day. Went into Hustler. $5 cover and $7 beers. I don't remember beers being that expensive last time I was there (over a year ago). Anyway, when I went in there was not a dancer on stage. One eventually got on stage and danced for the 10 guys there, but this was not very exciting. I guess I wanted the block experience!

I went in a nearby bar where you have to walk down the stairs and turn right. Ended up getting a beer here, there was a young brunette, long hair, very slender with saggy tits. Other than the tits I liked her body. I reached into her g-string and took at look at her beaver--totally bald! She had a nice little pussy. Talked a little while, told bartender I didn't want a drink for her, talked some more and told her I might stop in later.

Walked outside, saw a tall, pretty brunette walking down the sidewalk. She had just picked up a sandwich for dinner and was going shopping before going back to her apartment. I offered her a ride to her shopping destination (Dollar Store) and then we went back to her apartment. We watched some TV while she ate and then I had a very good long, slow BBBJ from her; lots of DT. She gave me her cell number but I threw it away before I got home.

Her hands look like they have some syringe marks (? ) but other than that she has a great body and cute B/C cups! She's probably 27 or so. Oh yea, her name is Miranda.

I think the blonde at Flamingo would be a lot of fun, but the block prices are ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Ficdon]Went to several places on Saturday afternoon. There was a very attractive blonde at Flamingo that came over and flat out asked to jack me off at the end of the bar or take me in the back and fuck me. Now I went ahead and bought her a $20 drink and had a lot of fun at my stool with her, but didn't want to jump at the first opportunity of the day. Went into Hustler. $5 cover and $7 beers. I don't remember beers being that expensive last time I was there (over a year ago). Anyway, when I went in there was not a dancer on stage. One eventually got on stage and danced for the 10 guys there, but this was not very exciting. I guess I wanted the block experience!

I went in a nearby bar where you have to walk down the stairs and turn right. Ended up getting a beer here, there was a young brunette, long hair, very slender with saggy tits. Other than the tits I liked her body. I reached into her g-string and took at look at her beaver--totally bald! She had a nice little pussy. Talked a little while, told bartender I didn't want a drink for her, talked some more and told her I might stop in later.

Walked outside, saw a tall, pretty brunette walking down the sidewalk. She had just picked up a sandwich for dinner and was going shopping before going back to her apartment. I offered her a ride to her shopping destination (Dollar Store) and then we went back to her apartment. We watched some TV while she ate and then I had a very good long, slow BBBJ from her; lots of DT. She gave me her cell number but I threw it away before I got home.

Her hands look like they have some syringe marks (? ) but other than that she has a great body and cute B/C cups! She's probably 27 or so. Oh yea, her name is Miranda.

I think the blonde at Flamingo would be a lot of fun, but the block prices are ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
Miranda is well known to some of us. While I have never been with her, she is a sweetheart. Just a little to thick for my tastes. Did she throw in the bbbj in exhcange for the ride, or was there a surcharge involved?

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Has anyone checked out the new (well it was Chubbies, then a gay club) club on Eastern Avenue in Fells? They have a sandwich board out front that says "Gentlemen's Club - Free Parking"

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]


This is the place that used to smell like lysol and was like going to your friends house to watch his retarded sister dance in the corner?

Even if it's had extensive remodeling, I'm not sure I could get the memories of what it used to be like out of my head long enough to enjoy myself...


Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]This is the place that used to smell like lysol and was like going to your friends house to watch his retarded sister dance in the corner?

Even if it's had extensive remodeling, I'm not sure I could get the memories of what it used to be like out of my head long enough to enjoy myself...


Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]

Yes and no. That is when it was "Boots Saloon". It has not been that for many years. But great quote. When it was Chubbies it was halfway decent, and I suspect there was takeout. They also had an all-you-can-drink special. It was like $20 for unlimited Heinekens.

Good times...

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Ebdawgg]Wow; is this the older auburn haired bartender that used to work days? Every time I was ever there when she worked, she was the coldest b1+c# I had ever ever met. I often wondered how the girls ever made any money as she all but chased customers away - she would always hassle girls just as they were making a sale or getting a tip. I posted about her previously; perhaps it's still in the archives somewhere.

I'm glad you had a good time, I'm just having a hard time believing that Nikki was, well, nice or fun; after a while, I avoided the JB whenever I saw her in there. Still, good story, good job and I'm glad you had some fun.[/QUOTE]Yes that's the one but this happened after knowing her for a good while.

Went to The Block on Saturday and visited most of the bars. Overall, nothing very exciting to report.

I do want to write about my experience at The Plaza. I decided to check this place out before I headed home because it is usually hit or miss. I walked down to check it out and was about to leave when the bartender called me over and said he would buy me a beer. I am into the 3 B's = Beer, Broads, and the Benjamins. Knowing that nothing is really free at The Block, I decided to have a cold one. Apparently there were like 14 girls working that night and I was the only guy in there. I got hit on by every girl, but I was not really interested in any of them. I do remember one girl from New Years Day that came over to talk with me. I remembered she had temporarily lost use of her right hand. I was offered another free beer and just watched the show. I was asked several times if I "partied", but because of my job, I don't do drugs. I ended up talking with one girl who just started working there and she was amazed on how hardcore the girls were. She was explaining to me that most of the girls were doing hard stuff in the woman's bathroom. She said there was usually broken glass on the floor and blood on the walls. She said she never walks barefoot in there.

I decided to have one last drink at Midway before calling it a night. This is was my first time doing that. The funny thing is I could have easily gotten laid if I wanted to (twice). A fat older white woman (aka cougar) was really into me, but I decided to pass because she reminded me of my grandmother (ug). The girl with the bad arm came into Midway and started talking to me again. She said she didn't make any money and was suppose to take her kids somewhere Sunday and did not want to disappoint them. She said for 5 Jacks she could show me a good time. I kinda felt unsure about her so I decided to pass.

The other thing I noticed is how does the Miami Club stays in business? They always have two bartenders, no patrons, and 3 fat dancers.

Hey all. I normally go to GGC, but I never try to get any extras there. I decided to visit all of the clubs around the Hustler Club. I poked my head in a few that were dead because the girls were funky. Then, I decided to stay at Dynasty's. There was a hottie who was new. She looked yummy. Now, I wasn't trying to pick up anyone or anything, so I enjoyed my drinks. I socialized. Then, I left because the meter was only good for thirty minutes. That sucked. Anyway, I have never tried to pick up a stripper. Here are my questions:

1. How in the hell do you even bring up the conversation of something outside the club? Do you just ask? I don't want kicked out.

2. Where should I take a girl if I am successful? Is there a NoTell around?

3. Are there any girls you know of who would be more susceptible to persuasion?

Does anyone know Sam down at the old Circus bar.

She is on CL, lookin for a drink and some play.

The pic she sent isnt the best so I am not real sure how good or bad she is.

She is a daytimer.

Guess I will truck on down one day and stop in for a coke.

LOL

Say hello to Suzy,

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Miranda is well known to some of us. While I have never been with her, she is a sweetheart. Just a little to thick for my tastes. Did she throw in the bbbj in exhcange for the ride, or was there a surcharge involved?

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

We agreed to $40 plus tip if it was good. It was very good, so I tipped! She provided the room (her apt) and I was there for almost an hour--we watched some TV before and after. I was impressed how intelligent and funny she was.

[QUOTE=Whitt]Hey all. I normally go to GGC, but I never try to get any extras there. I decided to visit all of the clubs around the Hustler Club. I poked my head in a few that were dead because the girls were funky. Then, I decided to stay at Dynasty's. There was a hottie who was new. She looked yummy. Now, I wasn't trying to pick up anyone or anything, so I enjoyed my drinks. I socialized. Then, I left because the meter was only good for thirty minutes. That sucked. Anyway, I have never tried to pick up a stripper. Here are my questions:

1. How in the hell do you even bring up the conversation of something outside the club? Do you just ask? I don't want kicked out.

2. Where should I take a girl if I am successful? Is there a NoTell around?

3. Are there any girls you know of who would be more susceptible to persuasion?[/QUOTE]
The Block is very hit or miss. Many girls will take your number and never call, while many will give you a number that never works or sporadically works. Or you call and they tell you to fuck off. Everyone has there own style or method of approach. You are unlikely to get kicked out for asking about outside action, these girls get asked all the time. Most will reply that they don't go outside of the club. This may or may not be true. Once you get to know them (or not) give them your number. Tell them if they change their mind they can always call. You would be surprised. A slow night, or they get there late and are working solely on commission with no shift pay and all of a sudden you get a call. Plus, with time you will get a feel for the vibe the ladies give off. Heck, sometimes if you are nice a freebie will even come your way. But it took me years of Blocking to discover some of these truths. I have just given them to you for free. Enjoy.

Dr. Monger