Stupid Shit in NoVa

[QUOTE=BlurryVision28;5450058]This is 100% true. This is so true. From what they have told me, most of their clients are old, over weight, bad hygiene, or are just unattractive or give off weird vibes. And no offense to anyone who may fall into any of those categories, but when someone who looks like someone they would date. You can be the best part of their day and now their work is not as mentally taxing because they are enjoying more of their work now. And it could be the most refreshing part of their day.[/QUOTE]Agreed, these girls have complained a lot to me about how old, boring, gross, creepy, openly dishonest (cheating on spouse), etc. Most of the guys they see day to day are. They are usually exhausted of having to fake it to entertain those kinds of guys all day and are usually ecstatic when attractive relatable guys roll around. Trust me, these girls do not usually find it hot when some old man admits to them that they are cheating on someone they shared vows with and are raising children with.

In such a cesspool of clientele, it's not hard to stand out when you're young, in shape, and charismatic. And with standing out comes much special treatment. I have had many unique experiences with many of these women, both younger and older, that aren't advertised or directly contradict documented reports. Often, they tell me directly that we are doing things they don't do with anyone else while they're working. A huge part of it, as has been said, is chemistry and showing these women that you value them as strong, interesting, and promising women. Truthfully, when these kinds of good connections happen, the interactions transcend typical client-provider relationships. I also have exchanged Instagrams with many, have had multiple girls literally jump up and down in happiness and relief when they see me return. Most of their clientele don't value them one bit and treat them like meat as hookers, so they are ecstatic when a regular person who happens to be attractive rolls around.

This is just a life lesson in general. You will only be treated as well as you treat others. Treat someone like meat, and they will treat you back like meat. After all is said and done, everyone is just a human with real feelings motivating all actions. Play the right cards, and your money can take you much farther than you could have imagined.

[QUOTE=SheckWes;5451773]Agreed, these girls have complained a lot to me about how old, boring, gross, creepy, openly dishonest (cheating on spouse), etc. Most of the guys they see day to day are. They are usually exhausted of having to fake it to entertain those kinds of guys all day and are usually ecstatic when attractive relatable guys roll around. Trust me, these girls do not usually find it hot when some old man admits to them that they are cheating on someone they shared vows with and are raising children with.

In such a cesspool of clientele, it's not hard to stand out when you're young, in shape, and charismatic. And with standing out comes much special treatment. I have had many unique experiences with many of these women, both younger and older, that aren't advertised or directly contradict documented reports. Often, they tell me directly that we are doing things they don't do with anyone else while they're working. A huge part of it, as has been said, is chemistry and showing these women that you value them as strong, interesting, and promising women. Truthfully, when these kinds of good connections happen, the interactions transcend typical client-provider relationships. I also have exchanged Instagrams with many, have had multiple girls literally jump up and down in happiness and relief when they see me return. Most of their clientele don't value them one bit and treat them like meat as hookers, so they are ecstatic when a regular person who happens to be attractive rolls around.

This is just a life lesson in general. You will only be treated as well as you treat others. Treat someone like meat, and they will treat you back like meat. After all is said and done, everyone is just a human with real feelings motivating all actions. Play the right cards, and your money can take you much farther than you could have imagined.[/QUOTE]This the funniest post I have read in a while. You are either completely naive to the world of pay for play or giving some moralistic sermon on why others participate in this lifestyle.

You start out shit talking others then prop your self up to captain save a hoe role. Do the woman dance around you throwing flowers and cheering your arrival each time? Or do they give you your money back and say, 'thanks stud'.

You then transition into let's all be nice to each other.

Just curious, do you believe them when they say your the best client the ever had? Or they only do it with you? Or you are the only one who gets their personal info?

You do this life style long enough every one has a unique experience and they will tell you what you want to her to keep you coming back.

But seeing as this looks like, your first post I would take this with a huge grain of salt.

But I do agree play nice with the ladies.

[QUOTE=SheckWes;5451773]I also...have had multiple girls literally jump up and down in happiness and relief when they see me return. [/QUOTE]Cool story, bro.

He might be into that type of girl. If he wants to spend his money on her more power to him. She a great example why I switch to Sugaring. That white whale would have to pay me to hit that.

[QUOTE=Metloaf;5484865]This is what providers like this getting in Nova for hh all cover $$. No wonder they still thrive in the DMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lobsid;5484884]He might be into that type of girl. If he wants to spend his money on her more power to him. She a great example why I switch to Sugaring. That white whale would have to pay me to hit that.[/QUOTE]Bottom line were moving in the wrong direction on providers like you say, on a average weekend in their home town fucking for beers. Just saying she got him but he is happy apparently. So one for the provider.

[QUOTE=Metloaf;5485424]Bottom line were moving in the wrong direction on providers like you say, on a average weekend in their home town fucking for beers. Just saying she got him but he is happy apparently. So one for the provider.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Lobsid;5484884]If he wants to spend his money on her more power to him. She a great example why I switch to Sugaring. That white whale would have to pay me to hit that.[/QUOTE]Didn't know we were keeping score for the providers. I thought we got rid of one "Deranged" popping off condescending, judgmental comments. Certainly doesn't encourage others to post reports.

[QUOTE=Hum115;5485957]I'm curious, any tips or advice for setting up a SA profile? Like, anything you would say is a must to add in your profile?[/QUOTE]1. Be respectful (even if you don't mean it). Many of these women aren't pros, and expect to be treated with what they consider to be "respect. " You'll hear that (for example) "$200 for a meetup makes me feel like a hoe. I have more respect than that!

2. There's lots of fakes. You're used to that. But also a number that get cold feet. So patience is the key. And lots of talking about general things.

3. NEVER talk money in the SA messaging app. The messages are monitored, and you will be immediately banned if caught.

4. Except for the pros, most of these women want to be treated as princesses and want long term relationships, not one and dones. Treat them well, don't be an ass, and you'll be rewarded.

[QUOTE=SamTam;5486896]1. Be respectful (even if you don't mean it). Many of these women aren't pros, and expect to be treated with what they consider to be "respect. " You'll hear that (for example) "$200 for a meetup makes me feel like a hoe. I have more respect than that!

2. There's lots of fakes. You're used to that. But also a number that get cold feet. So patience is the key. And lots of talking about general things.

3. NEVER talk money in the SA messaging app. The messages are monitored, and you will be immediately banned if caught.

4. Except for the pros, most of these women want to be treated as princesses and want long term relationships, not one and dones. Treat them well, don't be an ass, and you'll be rewarded.[/QUOTE]Please move this discussion off this board It has absolutely nothing to do with escorts and Specifically everything to do it with the kind of topics covered on the sugarboard. Unlike escorts sugar babies don't always understand we are paying them to leave.

As a guy in shape and young, with hygiene. These girls will say you're actually cute or where is your gf but let's be real if they really meant what they say, they wouldn't take your money. At the end of the day you're paying the same amount for the experience that those old, crusty, awkward dudes pay.

You're nothing special.

[QUOTE=FairFight;5612114]As a guy in shape and young, with hygiene. These girls will say you're actually cute or where is your gf but let's be real if they really meant what they say, they wouldn't take your money. At the end of the day you're paying the same amount for the experience that those old, crusty, awkward dudes pay.

You're nothing special.[/QUOTE]I always get a chuckle when someone puts in the review "well I'm a good looking guy so".

Until I see it followed up with a "and then she gave me my money back".


She’s putting out ONLY for you ……and the 16 guys she saw earlier in the day too.

That bit of detail is entirely irrelevant, money always talks.

If you are a female living in Alexandria, Lorton, Woodbridge, Springfield or Arlington and you are interested in dating and partying contact me.

The price increases at MP have skyrocketed and I blame mongers for letting it happen. Checked the site and Mariko is back. Not issues with her at all. I saw her back in May or June she was great and pretty cute in a GND kind of way. Back then she was 1. 6 hh now she is 2. 4! And let me tell you it is not like the service could have changed to much. She was a very open accommodating provider when I saw her last. BBJ, rim, Cim etc.. Dudes in NOVA seem to have money to burn and the agencies got wise. Any way I am priced out at this point. There are better deals elsewhere and I ain't paying more for the same provider and service just because dudes spoiled the market. I know about inflation. But this is like a 40% increase in 7 months.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;5666265]The price increases at MP have skyrocketed and I blame mongers for letting it happen. Checked the site and Mariko is back. Not issues with her at all. I saw her back in May or June she was great and pretty cute in a GND kind of way. Back then she was 1. 6 hh now she is 2. 4! And let me tell you it is not like the service could have changed to much. She was a very open accommodating provider when I saw her last. BBJ, rim, Cim etc.. Dudes in NOVA seem to have money to burn and the agencies got wise. Any way I am priced out at this point. There are better deals elsewhere and I ain't paying more for the same provider and service just because dudes spoiled the market. I know about inflation. But this is like a 40% increase in 7 months.[/QUOTE]I feel you. Our rich monger comrades are ruining it for those of us with more modest means. MP is going to go the way of Elite and start charging 330 for half hour. It sucks but there's nothing we can do about it as long as these guys keep forking over the cash.

[QUOTE=LuckyLuciano00;5666407]I feel you. Our rich monger comrades are ruining it for those of us with more modest means. MP is going to go the way of Elite and start charging 330 for half hour. It sucks but there's nothing we can do about it as long as these guys keep forking over the cash.[/QUOTE]You being too broke to afford hookers is truly nobody's problem but your own. I could understand your argument if it was about food or shelter, but we are talking about hookers LOL. Your feelings are impotent and unproductive and will only serve to make you feel increasingly negative about a worsening situation.

[QUOTE=SheckWes;5667269]You being too broke to afford hookers is truly nobody's problem but your own. I could understand your argument if it was about food or shelter, but we are talking about hookers LOL. Your feelings are impotent and unproductive and will only serve to make you feel increasingly negative about a worsening situation.[/QUOTE]Oh this is rich. This prick accuses me of whining yet that's all he's done in his 9 posts, LOL. He's contributed absolutely NOTHING.