The Woodshed

[QUOTE=HelloKittyKat;2360007]Well at least your funny![/QUOTE]It's why I make the big money.

No one else wants to say this so I will!

JaxTantricMan, (and I'm generously using your self generated name). IS just a mouthy little prick and, IMHO and a cocksucker since that has been approved here. Trust me young fella, I don't need your assistance here or anywhere else to find pussy. It's my hobby, I have a life and sounds like you could use one. Now stay out of my PM box and say whatever entertainingly crazy babble you would like, I won't be responding. The girls pegged you correctly you're like a bad provider, not worth the fucking time!

Anonymity in a Forum like this can be a good thing or a not so good thing. It's good because people can express the facts of their hobby sessions and opinions without fear of public recourse, especially into their real lives. It's bad of course for the same reason. The haters can hate and spew forth unabated and therefore negate the good reason by making their comments personal. What has become of civility in the world? Perhaps the next thing is road rage? Oh forgot, we have that too and it's about the same thing, except it's doesn't hide behind an anonymous cloak. The pundits will say it doesn't matter whether we know who they are or not. They will claim they would say the same things they say here to a person, face to face. We all know that's not really how it works, regardless of how big and brave they are on here, or in PM's.

Funny thing about the folks on here. You never know who they really are. For example, they just might be a former combat veteran, current Federal agent who happens to like the hobby and who is willing to share some of his experiences and inside knowledge with fellow hobbyist, so that all may enjoy a safer, better session. Yes, all hobbyists, even the ones who in some opinions don't deserve it. I say some experiences because it's always nice to share some of the true gems via PM with like minded souls and because gentleman always ask providers and playmates if they would like their information shared. This rule of course does not apply to the ones with attitudes, a level of skankiness, bad hygiene or other overriding safety issues. PM, that means private message, the kind adults use to communicate sometimes when it's more appropriate than in a public forum. Keeps it adult and real and not reflective of a middle school playground, don't you think?

Then again, other Mongers on this Forum might really be lonely, have no friends, prepubescent 12 year olds who get off on the stories and pictures posted here while smelling their big sisters used panties, as they whack their little wee-wee. Wee-wee is hyphenated isn't it? I sometimes think there are members here who use two or more identities and converse with themselves. Raises some interesting possibilities, now doesn't it?

Some on this Forum are surely the brothers, boyfriends and husbands of Providers who look out for them by pretending to be fellow hobbyists, attacking others and standing up for their meal ticket. My favorite one's are the Providers themselves who use an alter ego to toot their own horn while berating anyone whose mileage may vary. YMMV. Some of the more senior and astute board members have even caught these providers red handed and reported such.

As we have seen over the years, posts range from very informative and insightful to less than useful questions or tidbits. It's a learning process for all and sometimes the rookie's just need a bit of positive stick and rudder direction to help move them along. I myself also find the more humorous posts useful and still laugh thinking about some of the conversations that have been posted and some of the situations, like the Provider who said she got fucked so good she had to take a crap. You can't make up stuff that funny. Some of the humor is of a dryer, read between the lines, more cerebral if you will, perhaps with a bit of well intended sarcasm included, style. Using a gopro camera to help our AA brothers enjoy some of the Providers who are choosier about whom they see might be an example of such humor. Although I swear, if the Preacher pays half the costs, I'll do it just for him.

Regardless of whether you like the facts as presented, or agree or disagree with the opinions expressed herein, or laugh at the humor, those postings are the reason for this Forum, so that we can all make the hobby a bit better and safer for all. If you don't like the facts, opinions and humor, then don't read them, don't use the inside information provided, don't laugh but just go ahead and enjoy your own hobby as you see fit. I intend to enjoy mine as I see fit and since I'm spending the weekend with a mother / daughter team at their oceanside PVB house, I for one am thankful for all the opportunities we have to enjoy our hobby.

I don't read his (her) posts anymore. I haven't found any value in the lengthy babbling. And I think that this IS his (her) pathetic life.

[QUOTE=PTMonger;2373048]No one else wants to say this so I will!

JaxTantricMan, (and I'm generously using your self generated name). IS just a mouthy little prick and, IMHO and a cocksucker since that has been approved here. Trust me young fella, I don't need your assistance here or anywhere else to find pussy. It's my hobby, I have a life and sounds like you could use one. Now stay out of my PM box and say whatever entertainingly crazy babble you would like, I won't be responding. The girls pegged you correctly you're like a bad provider, not worth the fucking time![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Milkma;2350513]So, I have always been that guy that interested in aspect of the hobby vs the actual partaking. I wouldn't mind riding along with a fellow monger on his misadventures and discussing their methods to the madness. Couple times I considered riding out to one of the notel locations and just sitting in the parking lot with and thing of popcorn and just watch the goes on. But I digress. Today I had a itch that had to be scratch and I decided to partake in Tia. Back story, I seen her on PH a while back and mistake her for someone else and pick her up. After a quick convo, I asked to exit stage right. She plead with me for a 20 spot that would include FS. But I wasn't in the mood after take a closer look at her face and body. So she left with a couple of spare smokes I had laying around. Currently I called her to just to see what the deal was and I only offer a Jack due the fact that what I was previously offer on the stroll. She said no. No lost to me. Minutes later she called me back and said she would. So I broke a personal rule of mine to not leave the house once I'm in. Only try to monger to and fro, once in the house settle for an old fashion. I head that way and just like any other I on the way, I feel like the whole world is headed that same way. Arrive to her location of Baymeadows. She's on the backside where there is little to no traffic. I head up to the room. Knock on the door and she delays answering it. One more knock and I'm going to head out. She says something that I couldn't quite make out, peeks on the window, finally opens up. I go in look around. Then I gave her my little spill about I would feel more comfortable give ends after service render, and if the BJ wasn't working then would it be possible to pound the rest of the way to completion. She ask to see the ends, so I show her. She say okay and to just set it on the table. Ummm previous experience says even though I do this, they scoop it up anyway and hide it away. So I'm feeling her up trying to get mood right, and she says to get comfortable while she finish putting on her make up, mind you I'm standing in between her and the ends so she is stalling. Finally I get in the position and business ensues. I began talking the noise that help me get off. She straight working. Told her she should just gone head and let me sample that cat. But glad she didn't because she was fuzzy and the view from the back look really really really worn. Bust and her mouth, started to head for the door and she says to wait and let her get dress. So I did. I peek out the window this white new body style Impala is speeding thru the parking lot. Stops in front of the building and horns a couple times, then pulls up like its about to leave but doesn't,just sits there. I'm like okay. As she is getting dress and I see where she had her leg broken and I also see that she is not all that flattering in the light. What's one thing you never heard about this chick is that she is cock eyed and face looks like she is some ones sparing partner. Now as I'm leaving she looks out the door first and then says go head. As custom I get a slight jog going to get to my car to get out of sight. I get the car and look back and there is like four black guys and one white guy hanging out around the corner, and start heading to the room I just left. I think nothing of it. As I'm leaving one dude in staring down my car, but my windows are tinted so I'm looking right back. As I'm leaving he's wanting the catwalk following the direction my car is going, but I was able to take a path, to where he couldn't make my plate. Should have been more aware. But that's that. I don't do this regularly and like I said before I just interested in the aspect with little to no real participation. Tia was slightly better than an old fashsion.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Ferrari Angles.

[QUOTE=Slam64;2354026][URL]https://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/2014/01/28/something-in-the-milk/[/URL]

I looked over P411. I'm very hesitant providing all of my personal info.[/QUOTE]Well, I've tried 10 times to get VERIFIED. Oh-well seems I am better off that way.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2373877]Anonymity in a Forum like this can be a good thing or a not so good thing. It's good because people can express the facts of their hobby sessions and opinions without fear of public recourse, especially into their real lives. It's bad of course for the same reason. The haters can hate and spew forth unabated and therefore negate the good reason by making their comments personal. What has become of civility in the world? Perhaps the next thing is road rage? Oh forgot, we have that too and it's about the same thing, except it's doesn't hide behind an anonymous cloak. The pundits will say it doesn't matter whether we know who they are or not. They will claim they would say the same things they say here to a person, face to face. We all know that's not really how it works, regardless of how big and brave they are on here, or in PM's.

Funny thing about the folks on here. You never know who they really are. For example, they just might be a former combat veteran, current Federal agent who happens to like the hobby and who is willing to share some of his experiences and inside knowledge with fellow hobbyist, so that all may enjoy a safer, better session. Yes, all hobbyists, even the ones who in some opinions don't deserve it. I say some experiences because it's always nice to share some of the true gems via PM with like minded souls and because gentleman always ask providers and playmates if they would like their information shared. This rule of course does not apply to the ones with attitudes, a level of skankiness, bad hygiene or other overriding safety issues. PM, that means private message, the kind adults use to communicate sometimes when it's more appropriate than in a public forum. Keeps it adult and real and not reflective of a middle school playground, don't you think?

Then again, other Mongers on this Forum might really be lonely, have no friends, prepubescent 12 year olds who get off on the stories and pictures posted here while smelling their big sisters used panties, as they whack their little wee-wee. Wee-wee is hyphenated isn't it? I sometimes think there are members here who use two or more identities and converse with themselves. Raises some interesting possibilities, now doesn't it?

Some on this Forum are surely the brothers, boyfriends and husbands of Providers who look out for them by pretending to be fellow hobbyists, attacking others and standing up for their meal ticket. My favorite one's are the Providers themselves who use an alter ego to toot their own horn while berating anyone whose mileage may vary. YMMV. Some of the more senior and astute board members have even caught these providers red handed and reported such.

As we have seen over the years, posts range from very informative and insightful to less than useful questions or tidbits. It's a learning process for all and sometimes the rookie's just need a bit of positive stick and rudder direction to help move them along. I myself also find the more humorous posts useful and still laugh thinking about some of the conversations that have been posted and some of the situations, like the Provider who said she got fucked so good she had to take a crap. You can't make up stuff that funny. Some of the humor is of a dryer, read between the lines, more cerebral if you will, perhaps with a bit of well intended sarcasm included, style. Using a gopro camera to help our AA brothers enjoy some of the Providers who are choosier about whom they see might be an example of such humor. Although I swear, if the Preacher pays half the costs, I'll do it just for him.

Regardless of whether you like the facts as presented, or agree or disagree with the opinions expressed herein, or laugh at the humor, those postings are the reason for this Forum, so that we can all make the hobby a bit better and safer for all. If you don't like the facts, opinions and humor, then don't read them, don't use the inside information provided, don't laugh but just go ahead and enjoy your own hobby as you see fit. I intend to enjoy mine as I see fit and since I'm spending the weekend with a mother / daughter team at their oceanside PVB house, I for one am thankful for all the opportunities we have to enjoy our hobby.[/QUOTE]JTM, with all due respect, I don't have the attention span to get through so much dribble. If you can't you say it in 50 to 100 words it's not worth saying.

[QUOTE=JlDub;2374911]JTM, with all due respect, I don't have the attention span to get through so much dribble. If you can't you say it in 50 to 100 words it's not worth saying.[/QUOTE]I have the attention span, but only for content that has some. Content. I see that handle, and just keep scrolling.

(edit) What does the board software have against ellipses? As in, between "some" and "content"?