The Massholes

I assume you left happy! Why don't you return and request the same girl and make it up to her then. A win win for both. Let her know up front your intentions and I bet you will leave very happy again.

[QUOTE=MrNewton;1818100]What do you do when you receive a BBBJ you didn't request? Do you tip extra? Happened to me recently. I only had $40 on me to tip as I wasn't planning any extras (it was my first time at the place). We never discussed money, and I just left the tip on the table. Don't know if I should expect her to be mad once she counted it. I didn't CIM, don't know if that was on the table but I warned her when I was getting close.[/QUOTE]

Nrimus,

I'm with you on this take. When I read baconbits reply I wasn't sure if he was directing his snub on you or Longjohn. Either way I seriously doubt that was baconbits comon' man back me up. Bacon Tell us someone highjacked your account. No way did Nrimus f$cking block you. Cuss in' your looking stupid saying that stupid shit. What the f? Ck are you so pissed off about? Really? Nobody who been on this board long enough has any ill will towards you. I know I've always enjoy reading your posts. Nor do I think you should you have to think you need to hold back on your criticism, witticisms or banter.

Anyway nrimus back to more Greek mythology. Oh I got one for the hot ladies out there "Hera". Nrimus tell us all about this Greek goddess if you will.

Metesbounds. Out.

[QUOTE=Nrlmus; 1817844]Did I block you? I don't think so. In fact I think you even got a lead to a super hot provider from me couple of months ago. Thanks for your thanks brother. I'll keep it in mind next time you ask me for something similar.

Longjblues, I love your take on Shakespeare. I have a feeling that in your thinking you've stumbled upon the original version before Elizabethan censors made it a bit more acceptable to societal norms.

Opinions vary. I think that a name one chooses (might) point to his or her certain characteristics. If a piece of ass names herself Medea and I don't get some independent confirmation that she is a must see, you know I probably won't be taking chances with her with 'taking one for the team'. I'd rather go for as hot looking of a provider that names herself Jenny, Katie and the like.

To sum up the legend: Medea helped Jason to get Golden Fleece and left her home being cursed by her family in order to be with him. Soon after their arrival to Jason's hometown Jason lost interest in her, so Medea killed their children in revenge. Someone who names herself after a woman who sacrificed for her man but have been wronged in return and takes a revenge by killing her kids might have a bit too much life baggage to be too nice during "quicky".

There are plenty of providers who would name themselves something or other because they just happen to like the way it sounds without digging too much into what stands behind the name. But I also met enough providers that would not have any problems discussing Greek mythology with you or Scheherazade or what have you. If a woman who is [U]into[/U] Greek mythology names herself Medusa or Medea, I think it's in the very least weird and may even point to some things that I wouldn't want to be dealing with during my "in and out"s. And you know us, hobbyists: if something feels a little off kilter we most likely just go to the next ad.

Look, I don't think it matters all that much and I just can see how for many it would not be much of a deal but for some it would be like: eh-eh-eh-next. That's all. Call is not mine here anyway.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dh1610;1818109]I assume you left happy! Why don't you return and request the same girl and make it up to her then. A win win for both. Let her know up front your intentions and I bet you will leave very happy again.[/QUOTE]Excellent advice, that's what I would suggest also.

If at first succeed, do not look surprised.

Man that is one in a lifetime, good for you!

[QUOTE=Nrlmus; 1817844]Did I block you? I don't think so. In fact I think you even got a lead to a super hot provider from me couple of months ago. Thanks for your thanks brother. I'll keep it in mind next time you ask me for something similar.

Longjblues, I love your take on Shakespeare. I have a feeling that in your thinking you've stumbled upon the original version before Elizabethan censors made it a bit more acceptable to societal norms.

Opinions vary. I think that a name one chooses (might) point to his or her certain characteristics. If a piece of ass names herself Medea and I don't get some independent confirmation that she is a must see, you know I probably won't be taking chances with her with 'taking one for the team'. I'd rather go for as hot looking of a provider that names herself Jenny, Katie and the like.

To sum up the legend: Medea helped Jason to get Golden Fleece and left her home being cursed by her family in order to be with him. Soon after their arrival to Jason's hometown Jason lost interest in her, so Medea killed their children in revenge. Someone who names herself after a woman who sacrificed for her man but have been wronged in return and takes a revenge by killing her kids might have a bit too much life baggage to be too nice during "quicky".

There are plenty of providers who would name themselves something or other because they just happen to like the way it sounds without digging too much into what stands behind the name. But I also met enough providers that would not have any problems discussing Greek mythology with you or Scheherazade or what have you. If a woman who is [U]into[/U] Greek mythology names herself Medusa or Medea, I think it's in the very least weird and may even point to some things that I wouldn't want to be dealing with during my "in and out"s. And you know us, hobbyists: if something feels a little off kilter we most likely just go to the next ad.

Look, I don't think it matters all that much and I just can see how for many it would not be much of a deal but for some it would be like: eh-eh-eh-next. That's all. Call is not mine here anyway.[/QUOTE]To All. I give you "Hera Queen of Zeus". And yes I think their is importance in a escorts alias. It's not all just about insert here, pull out, repeat as much as possible. It's the experience of being pleasured by a goddess and leaving feeling like a God.

[QUOTE=MetesBounds;1818210]To All. I give you "Hera Queen of Zeus". And yes I think their is importance in a escorts alias. It's not all just about insert here, pull out, repeat as much as possible. It's the experience of being pleasured by a goddess and leaving feeling like a God.[/QUOTE]Thank you for kind words MB. Something tells me that Nyx have thought about Hera already. Hera, if I'm not mistaking was at the same time a faithful wife and one of the sisters of Zeus. Hm. Two in one: faithful wife and sister for a quicky. Hm. :confused: I don't even know where to start here. And I'm not sure about how pretty or appropriate it sounds for the PYT to be named Hera (just say it aloud). Harema on the other hand hits all the right chords. But then again, there is no such a thing as Harema, I just made it up. What do you say Nyx? Harema, the forgotten Goddess of Love of some small, currently extinct, Anatolyan tribe? You wanna make up an ancient legend?

You could explain you had only $40 on you for tip and say I'll take care of you next time. Nice surprise to have.

[QUOTE=MrNewton;1818100]What do you do when you receive a BBBJ you didn't request? Do you tip extra? Happened to me recently. I only had $40 on me to tip as I wasn't planning any extras (it was my first time at the place). We never discussed money, and I just left the tip on the table. Don't know if I should expect her to be mad once she counted it. I didn't CIM, don't know if that was on the table but I warned her when I was getting close.[/QUOTE]

I have enjoyed reading everyone's take on the subject but I could not help but feel distracted by the "BBBJ without request" post! Hallelujah! Now THAT'S a Goddess! Who would this lovely, generous lady be?

I am disappointed that we haven't even touch upon all those good lookin Gaelic / Celtic goddesses!

I'll start. Biróg, the goddess who could drink more Guinness than any living mortal, and still be able navigate home.

Such fun.

Your turn Nrimus. what ya gut???

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;1818526]Thank you for kind words MB. Something tells me that Nyx have thought about Hera already. Hera, if I'm not mistaking was at the same time a faithful wife and one of the sisters of Zeus. Hm. Two in one: faithful wife and sister for a quicky. Hm. :confused: I don't even know where to start here. And I'm not sure about how pretty or appropriate it sounds for the PYT to be named Hera (just say it aloud). Harema on the other hand hits all the right chords. But then again, there is no such a thing as Harema, I just made it up. What do you say Nyx? Harema, the forgotten Goddess of Love of some small, currently extinct, Anatolyan tribe? You wanna make up an ancient legend?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Longjblues; 1818652]I am disappointed that we haven't even touch upon all those good lookin Gaelic / Celtic goddesses!

I'll start. Biróg, the goddess who could drink more Guinness than any living mortal, and still be able navigate home.

Such fun.

Your turn Nrimus. What ya gut?[/QUOTE]To tell you the truth I don't know much about Gaelic Gods. Bjork however does sound familiar. Surprised about Guinness though. I thought Bjork was more into weed. LOL.

Sorry man, just couldn't let it slide. Really meant it in good humor though. No offense intended. Be as it may, I'd say a provider named Birog who can down more Guinness than any living mortal definitely is a niche provider. Don't forget LJB, we're not simply discussing mythology here. We're trying to give Nyx some ideas for naming her girls.

BTW, as far as Brazilians go, one of the more important tribes in Brazil is called Guarani. They have their own mythology and names that you may find appropriate (ex: Kurupi: goddess of sexuality and fertility & Pombero: a popular spirit of mischief; a female version of which could easily be called Pombera). The other tribe is called Tupi. They obviously have their own take on all things mystical (ex: Lara, the 'queen of the waters': a mermaid that lives in the rivers, and sings to careless travelers, who become enchanted; I guess their version of Lorelei. You know what, you should name you next blond Lorelei!). One thing you do want to avoid with most Brazilians though is an Afro-Brazilian religion called Macumba (kind of their equivalent of our Voodoo). Many of them are literally terrified of it and begin to cross themselves frantically at its mention. Naming a Brazilian girl after Macumba goddess may lead to many curses bestowed on you both in your face and behind your back.

Gents,

I'm getting a few days of family-free time in Aug. Other than visiting One Spa, do you have any recommendations? I may stay in an airport hotel the night before a flight. Haven't visited any strip clubs or made it to Chinatown yet. Thanks.

Acid

JJ1 clear your inbox.

[QUOTE=JohnJr1;1818588]I have enjoyed reading everyone's take on the subject but I could not help but feel distracted by the "BBBJ without request" post! Hallelujah! Now THAT'S a Goddess! Who would this lovely, generous lady be?[/QUOTE]

Hey gents, I'm writing this report just to say that this forum is the SHIT! And to be honest with you I do not care if admin or Jackson edit my post or delete it. The reason I say this is because, I've been to about 20 countries throughout the world and I've never found a forum like this. I've been to countries where some of the things that we talk about are legal and there are no ramifications. I just want to say thank you. Especially to the gents who don't care about the status of the person that's reporting. I say this again. THIS IS THE SHIT! Lmao. Pun intended.

[QUOTE=Lmao123;1821180]Hey gents, I'm writing this report just to say that this forum is the SHIT! And to be honest with you I do not care if admin or Jackson edit my post or delete it. The reason I say this is because, I've been to about 20 countries throughout the world and I've never found a forum like this. I've been to countries where some of the things that we talk about are legal and there are no ramifications. I just want to say thank you. Especially to the gents who don't care about the status of the person that's reporting. I say this again. THIS IS THE SHIT! Lmao. Pun intended.[/QUOTE]Man, if you had to go to 20 countries in order to check out their internet forums there is a way to describe you that I'd like to abstain from because I do cherish my membership on this awesome forum that provides me an opportunity to get into some quality pussy that I likely would not have been able to find on my own, let alone exchange info with some upstanding UTR gentleman who also happen to be USASG members. Believe me there is a lot more that I'd like to say about your posting but I better stop before I get myself into trouble.

[QUOTE=Lmao123;1821180]I'm writing this report just to say that this forum is the SHIT! I just want to say thank you. Especially to the gents who don't care about the status of the person that's reporting. I say this again. THIS IS THE SHIT! Lmao. Pun intended.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Nrlmus;1821378]Believe me there is a lot more that I'd like to say about your posting but I better stop before I get myself into trouble.[/QUOTE]I think you may have misunderstood Lmao123's meaning, I believe he means "THIS IS THE SHIT!" in a good way, as in this herb is the shit, awesome shit man, I hit that shit, guy her pussy is the shit you got to try it out!
I tend to agree with him, this site is WICKED AWESOME

[blue]Skatar is correct, he was being complimentary to the forum. Methinks Nrlmus owes an apology. Let this be a lesson to all, if you don't like somebody ignore them, otherwise you run the risk of looking like a cranky old fuck yelling at the kids because the ball when into your yard.

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