Massage Parlor Reports

Lesson 1.

Listen man, Doesn't make sense to me someone 19, P4 P, (pay for pussy). Even 20,30 and 40 yo no need P4 P.

Get off all dating web-sites, we fuck not hog call'in. You walk before you run.

Today, you fuck cheerleaders, neighbors daughter. Decades from now, fuck underlings, neighbors wife. Feeling it Dude.

WTF are you chasing Samantha for? Members 50 yo can't handle her. Samantha is over your head, out of your league. Not on your list any longer. Along with Trista, Kim and others. You want massage? AOT.

More to come.

CZ / P.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;6044112]Don't even get me started on dating apps. Women these days have thousands of options due to dating apps and only swipe on 1% of all guys. I've swiped right on probably 80% of girls over the last year and have never even met someone off tinder. I'd sometimes match with a cutie, I'd message them, and then they don't reply. And Samantha still gave me a HJ and let me touch her and stuff so why no BJ? And no if you guys grew up in this era you'd see how fucked up it is. A good percentage of girls don't even date guys because they're lesbian or "nonbinary" a higher percentage than ever before in human history. They also think its liberating to make themselves look as ugly as possible, so they all have those nose rings that make them look like orcs and are fucking morbidly obese.[/QUOTE]

Is this the link?

[URL]https://hartfordbodymassage.com/[/URL]

Joey, I believe that's her new and improved site. Pics and journal look the same. If you haven't tried, go for it at least once.

[QUOTE=Joey1994;6050910]Is this the link?

[URL]https://hartfordbodymassage.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]

Lesson 2.

Ern, This is what I want you to do. Hit the grocery store, library, hardware store, etc.

No joke. Recent experience. Smok'in HOT Puerto Rican, shorts, tight top. Each station I went to, she followed. She's yelling at her kid, after 2, 3 stations, I start laughing. She smiles, I said, (joking), don't yell at me I'm harmless. She laughs, kid laughs, she's happy. Neither here nor there of the conversation exchange. She gives me her phone number.

You bet your dam ass I called her. Bottom line, she left mid day Sunday. It's easy. Don't make 2 + 2, 12 pages long.

Next step for you. If you want AA, unlimited selection. Sunday, go to Shop Rite around the time they come from Church. Many many mothers and daughters, dressed up, smell good, they got the Afro going, big ear rings.

Go enjoy.

CZ / P.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;6044112]Don't even get me started on dating apps. Women these days have thousands of options due to dating apps and only swipe on 1% of all guys. I've swiped right on probably 80% of girls over the last year and have never even met someone off tinder. I'd sometimes match with a cutie, I'd message them, and then they don't reply. And Samantha still gave me a HJ and let me touch her and stuff so why no BJ? And no if you guys grew up in this era you'd see how fucked up it is. A good percentage of girls don't even date guys because they're lesbian or "nonbinary" a higher percentage than ever before in human history. They also think its liberating to make themselves look as ugly as possible, so they all have those nose rings that make them look like orcs and are fucking morbidly obese.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Newbie58;6051093]Joey, I believe that's her new and improved site. Pics and journal look the same. If you haven't tried, go for it at least once.[/QUOTE]Interesting. Any indoor as to her Incall set up?

Hello,

Visited Trista before she went vacay. Her massage is off the top IMHO. The HJ was mechanical but does have a relaxing feel than the AMP. Asked for naked but she was not into it or at least the vibe was it will cost 1 Benjamin. Just curious if other meme eta have more than HJ. I would totally repeat for her massage skill and she is a sweetie.

Also any Indian / SE Asian massage with extra that anyone know of?

Keep getting jerked fellas.

[QUOTE=AntonChak;6053210]Hello,

Visited Trista before she went vacay. Her massage is off the top IMHO. The HJ was mechanical but does have a relaxing feel than the AMP. Asked for naked but she was not into it or at least the vibe was it will cost 1 Benjamin. Just curious if other meme eta have more than HJ. I would totally repeat for her massage skill and she is a sweetie.

Also any Indian / SE Asian massage with extra that anyone know of?

Keep getting jerked fellas.[/QUOTE]She is not Indian. She is from Sri Lanka. Entirely different country.

She also does prostate massage.

Do not expect any sexual activity beyond the HJ.

Over 1 year since visit.

If you want the full Indian experience, I suggest Manhattan. I'm not into Indian ladies. As to when I went, Rotation of 4, attractive, and actually dress with Indian attire and veils. All 4 sit in one room and you select the one you want. It's kind of a cool experience. I guess it's like India and Indian men select brides. Whatever.

CZ / P.

[QUOTE=AntonChak;6053210]Hello,

Visited Trista before she went vacay. Her massage is off the top IMHO. The HJ was mechanical but does have a relaxing feel than the AMP. Asked for naked but she was not into it or at least the vibe was it will cost 1 Benjamin. Just curious if other meme eta have more than HJ. I would totally repeat for her massage skill and she is a sweetie.

Also any Indian / SE Asian massage with extra that anyone know of?

Keep getting jerked fellas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;6054156]She is not Indian. She is from Sri Lanka. Entirely different country.

She also does prostate massage.

Do not expect any sexual activity beyond the HJ.[/QUOTE]She will go a bit further but it'll cost you, a buck to get her nude and another one on top of that for a little more, but only after seeing her a few times.

Was the place clean? Did it smell? What was the skin tone?

[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;6055195]Over 1 year since visit.

If you want the full Indian experience, I suggest Manhattan. I'm not into Indian ladies. As to when I went, Rotation of 4, attractive, and actually dress with Indian attire and veils. All 4 sit in one room and you select the one you want. It's kind of a cool experience. I guess it's like India and Indian men select brides. Whatever.

CZ / P.[/QUOTE]

It was over one year ago. If I understand your question. No curry smell, Indian skin tone. Clean ladies, pretty.

I walked in 3 on sofa, all had Indian gowns on with veils. I believe one to be boss, Indian mms, idk what they are called, she was the 4th. I selected one, walked me to the room. She striped and fucking was quality. She was not hairy, no grooming necessary. Hope this helps.

CZ / P.

[QUOTE=BbcLeroy;6056478]Was the place clean? Did it smell? What was the skin tone?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;6058652]It was over one year ago. If I understand your question. No curry smell, Indian skin tone. Clean ladies, pretty.

I walked in 3 on sofa, all had Indian gowns on with veils. I believe one to be boss, Indian mms, idk what they are called, she was the 4th. I selected one, walked me to the room. She striped and fucking was quality. She was not hairy, no grooming necessary. Hope this helps.

CZ / P.[/QUOTE]Facts or fiction?

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[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;6051513]Lesson 2.

Ern, This is what I want you to do. Hit the grocery store, library, hardware store, etc.

No joke. Recent experience. Smok'in HOT Puerto Rican, shorts, tight top. Each station I went to, she followed. She's yelling at her kid, after 2, 3 stations, I start laughing. She smiles, I said, (joking), don't yell at me I'm harmless. She laughs, kid laughs, she's happy. Neither here nor there of the conversation exchange. She gives me her phone number.

You bet your dam ass I called her. Bottom line, she left mid day Sunday. It's easy. Don't make 2 + 2, 12 pages long.

Next step for you. If you want AA, unlimited selection. Sunday, go to Shop Rite around the time they come from Church. Many many mothers and daughters, dressed up, smell good, they got the Afro going, big ear rings.

Go enjoy.

CZ / P.[/QUOTE]Maybe, I've only ever fucked one AA but she was half white, it was a few years ago and was really good. I don't like the ghetto ones. I like Asian girls and White girls the most, being white myself.

And no girls at college want to fuck me they all want the sports ball players. They only use me for homework and studying and they all have bfs. It's not easier today with tinder and these apps, it's so much harder. I saw a stat and it's like most young guys are not having sex.

Have to pay for it otherwise I'd go crazy. Wish I could find someone though without going broke and having to do girls older and worse looking than me.

Sad! Our society is fucked.

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