Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MilkyTears213;5491080]Dude why is everyone getting unlucky here! Am I the only one getting top quality service? Just came from here and I indeed got the 69 with me cumming in the girls mouth and she kissed my cock for about 5 minutes saying it was so nice and hard for her. That was after last week where two girls joined me for a nice 69 and cfs.[/QUOTE]This is all pretty much as the YMMV goes, some will with some and some won't with some. I have been fully taken care of more than once at more than one place and only asked to pay the boss house fee, and also told don't worry I take care of the boss as well. And continue as such in variety as well. I as well have not gotten fully taken care of at some places that have been reported to be fully active with activities so is it the mood of the lady or is it she is not comfortable with who someone is, we all have some of the answers some of the time and sometimes have none of the answers and carry on in the activity.

So I've been a long time poorer on TNA but I'll be damned if GPS hasn't ruined it! I've decided to get my feet wet with AMPs. Can anyone recommend a good spot or two in Vancouver? I reached out to an Indy girl from rubmaps and struck out. Nice enough girl but an overpriced massage with no extras.

Thanks for any direction you can offer! Happy pooning.

[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;5491551]This is all pretty much as the YMMV goes, some will with some and some won't with some. I have been fully taken care of more than once at more than one place and only asked to pay the boss house fee, and also told don't worry I take care of the boss as well. And continue as such in variety as well. I as well have not gotten fully taken care of at some places that have been reported to be fully active with activities so is it the mood of the lady or is it she is not comfortable with who someone is, we all have some of the answers some of the time and sometimes have none of the answers and carry on in the activity.[/QUOTE]It really depend on how they feel about you. I have some god experience other places when so have bad experiences. BTW can I have more info of this Element place?

Walked in inquired and this thick girl sitting at the front counter I asked who else is available, another girl more thin comes out looked like she just got woke up from her afternoon nap, nope I will take the thick solid girl, staying was the wrong choice here. Asian massage place188 xx SE Mcxxxlin Blvd.

Get to the room no clock on the wall first warning sign. Hand her 80 for the hour, she says ok you can add more to it after for my tip when done, presumptuous you are, I know exact change, second warning sign. Massage started off good which I was thinking ok this thick girl can get the effort in for a really good massage which lasted about 4 minutes then she was all about what else do you want as she grabs a handful down below. Got hit with a 100 HJ extra tip and even higher ridiculous FS number, nope, I partially turned over and said I really want a good massage my back shoulders and legs ok? Then I get the oh you don't like me line. Yada yada line of bs as her attitude goes sour.

So she was all over the place with the massage and when she put the effort in she could do pretty good but it lasted less than a minute here and then another part of the body a minute, made some small talk and she was all done in 35 minutes. Sure thing here if you want to knock it out but I won't be back.

Entry way had cigarette smoke smell to me, room was about average size, girls attitude sucked which is too bad because she was pretty but her attitude killed any mood. I suspect the same girl from a previous reviews on another review site and she just keeps changing her name, so this day she said she was mimi.

Be safe out there guys.

The Magic disappeared on the east side for me. All the ads on places like SkipTheGames for this location had me curious. The lady was average looking around 40, asked for hard pressure which was agreed until I paid then kept getting, if you want it harder you need a man to do it. The finish was just a HJ and had to insist no more than 40. Overall I will not venture to that location again, but I blame myself.

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Judging from internet intelligence she's been around awhile, and confirmed with the lackluster jaded performance. 10 minute massage then the flip and cover even though I wasn't ready for it. Short CBJ then and asked what I wanted. Since she lathered herself up with lube I figured why not. Cleaned up and conversed for a bit, a quick shower and out the door.

Pros: decent rate, better menu than most body rubs, great tits, good massage while it lasted, ok head, friendly.

Cons: no table just a towel on a bed, mechanical, much older than pics, much heavier than pics (pregnant maybe, small beach ball stomach), raspy smoking for 40 yrs voice, unenthusiastic performance, poor just rolled out of bed attire.

Value 6/10.

Looks 5/10.

Location 5/10.

Menu 7/10.

Overall 5. 75.

I'd rather deal with the gps and cost of tna, services are typically better. Won't be repeating.

Same lady that greeted me last time, attractive, short revealing dress, on the thick side. Asked for hour, she had the time but didn't want to make the foort / do the work. Pressured me for half hour. I let her know we didn't have to do massage whole time. Agreed to boom boom, but insisted on 150 tip, paid up front before massage. I left.

Today was interesting but not repeatable. I met a reasonably attractive Coco who was mostly interested in encouraging the ending. It was a slow day due to the weather. She wore some short shorts and a low cut top that I encouraged her to remove after she gave me a pillow. She took my place on the table and was happy to receive an oral O but when it was my turn the expected BBBJ was a lube with a make shift saran wrap cover that I took away from her. I said that was no good. Then she wanted me to go take a shower because she put oil on me. I said no hot towel. She would not move to please me so I got dressed and left with no offer of refund. I said I would never come back.

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;5492922][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65625775[/URL]

Judging from internet intelligence she's been around awhile, and confirmed with the lackluster jaded performance. 10 minute massage then the flip and cover even though I wasn't ready for it. Short CBJ then and asked what I wanted. Since she lathered herself up with lube I figured why not. Cleaned up and conversed for a bit, a quick shower and out the door.

Pros: decent rate, better menu than most body rubs, great tits, good massage while it lasted, ok head, friendly.

Cons: no table just a towel on a bed, mechanical, much older than pics, much heavier than pics (pregnant maybe, small beach ball stomach), raspy smoking for 40 yrs voice, unenthusiastic performance, poor just rolled out of bed attire.

Value 6/10.

Looks 5/10.

Location 5/10.

Menu 7/10.

Overall 5. 75.

I'd rather deal with the gps and cost of tna, services are typically better. Won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that report. I'll be traveling through Portland a couple times this weekend and I was thinking of visiting her. I thought I recall a couple of good reports being posted here on this girl. Guess I'll hold off on her for now.

Again, thank you.

So there is a place in beaverton I made a stop on a little shared info of a cute little asian girl recently new here, this is how it went.

So walked in this delightfully cute girl greets me and I'm thinking OH MY, which turned to oh why as I leave.

I was greeted in a short amount of time as she was busy, wearing a little pink lab coat looking all professional. Taken to a room and told 5 minutes, paid the hour house fee. Yeah ok lets see how this goes. 15 to 16 minutes later I'm up getting ready to leave reaching for the door candy comes in (which it was her last day here) I ask where the other girl? Oh busy 5 minutes is the answer I get, ok nevermind then I will just go, oh no wait.

So shortly she comes in I'm face down and this cute as a bunny girl starts her massage on me, lab coat gone revealing this tight skimpy red clinging dress barely cover her posterior, oh my, mask came off a few warm soft sweet kisses and smiles, going well I'm thinking. Be cautious the cutest one are the most dangerous I'm thinking. Barely 15 minutes of a surprising good massage and she asks me turn over then I get the what do I want, some hand gesturing as her english is not very good except for talking dollars. She hit 2 bills for the whole menu, nope, I hate the high rate start point kinda kills it for me. Bargained down and was still too high. Paid up and off she went and I'm thinking I hope this goes well but I have a bad feeling. Comes back with a couple things and about 38 seconds of a oral fixation and ok switch as she gets on the table, says no to any mutual oral activity, she oils / lubes the bushy point of entry and that's short lived as well with the "oh my too big honey, hurry up come " as she squirms to get up after about another 38 seconds. I'm so like over any enthusiasm or excitement at this point, so up she gets and rubs it out which I was in a whatever mood by then, made her work for it at this point. A little more time neck shoulders and legs massage, then ok all finish and I'm like yeah we sure are.

Total time definitely less than 40 minutes and no one else waiting, she walks me out to hugs from candy as she tells me another new girl tomorrow.

This girl cherry is maybe 5'1" not over 100 pounds, prob in the 35/38 to 40/42 age range yes cute but one to grab your cash and rush, I won't see again.

Too many others so much better but once you set your standards and have your likes and favorites as we all do it seems we all set the bar a little higher for the next one. Yesterday was Chinese valentines day and I know I made someones day as she did mine as I only paid the hour massage house fee and out and about met someone new too.

Keep looking be safe everyone.

NFTT, nice detailed report on AF. It sucks you got treated that way, and unfortunate that Candy is leaving. She is attractive and always gave me everything I wanted, for a reasonable price. On to the next.

Thanks so much for that report. Truly TOFTT. I was considering her, but not now.

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;5492922][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65625775[/URL]

Judging from internet intelligence she's been around awhile, and confirmed with the lackluster jaded performance. 10 minute massage then the flip and cover even though I wasn't ready for it. Short CBJ then and asked what I wanted. Since she lathered herself up with lube I figured why not. Cleaned up and conversed for a bit, a quick shower and out the door.

Pros: decent rate, better menu than most body rubs, great tits, good massage while it lasted, ok head, friendly.

Cons: no table just a towel on a bed, mechanical, much older than pics, much heavier than pics (pregnant maybe, small beach ball stomach), raspy smoking for 40 yrs voice, unenthusiastic performance, poor just rolled out of bed attire.

Value 6/10.

Looks 5/10.

Location 5/10.

Menu 7/10.

Overall 5. 75.

I'd rather deal with the gps and cost of tna, services are typically better. Won't be repeating.[/QUOTE]

Wow this was another one I was going to try.

Not now. Thanks.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5493115]Same lady that greeted me last time, attractive, short revealing dress, on the thick side. Asked for hour, she had the time but didn't want to make the foort / do the work. Pressured me for half hour. I let her know we didn't have to do massage whole time. Agreed to boom boom, but insisted on 150 tip, paid up front before massage. I left.[/QUOTE]

Came to Portland for work and will be out in couple of days. Any suggestions for massage with full package, table shower, specials, etc. ? Do Portland has Korean spas?

In Tigard on Hall is the "angel" that all have been looking for. With the delta going strong no kissing an option but I swear that her body is improved. I don't remember the breasts being as nice as they are now and I remember them well. I wanted an hour and negotiated 1.4 for FS then she wanted it to be over it 35 minutes and I wanted my full time so she returned 20. So just book a 30 minute appointment and go for the extras and not for a massage.

I felt sorry for the other lady as she isn't getting much business.