Streetwalker Reports

Friday Commute Recon:

I haven't done that many North South commutes recently in 4:30>6:00 time period as in the past. With my next gig being way South going to be even less as the weather warms. I still maintain that along w/ Sunday afternoons that narrow window can be fruitful.

Since today I had to go pick up a repaired reel for my fishing buddy (why Sportsman's sent it to that Vancouver store vs. Portland store we never figured out) but w/ his brother joining us & his propensity for fingerfucked rats nest line tangles a spare was a must. I offered to head up that way if he did sandwich & drink duty. Also bitched enough & got discount on the reel repair. LOL.

JCB>82nd>Sandy both ways (I just skipped the Upper Sandy out of the total apathy I'm feeling there).

JCB>Flavel had a couple of the nadir of suffering walkers out including Sarah #1.5 who in addition to having another bad day was talking to a Clackamas sheriff near FM. The contrast of policing styles for the mentally ill between the two adjacent counties occasionally surprises me or maybe Clackamas hasn't dealt w/ her enough compared to Multnomah to ignore her ranting behavior.

Quasimodo was again in her usual area. If I'd not seen her in the same clothes a day or so ago I could have said it was one of her better days.

Empty all the way to hopping on the highway. After picking up reel + extra herring took Sandy>82nd>JCB home.

Just South of Bagger's Bench was an early bird weirdly shaded red haired ghetto heifer BSW w/ blue lipstick in orange onesie & heels. Not much cottage cheese happening yet she looked like she had enough work done to require an oil change. She looked like what I'd imagine your plastic surgery & enhancements would look like if Walmart was your primary care source.

Redhead WSW Susie from my reports #2320 2304 & 2369 was near the Eastport carts & sadly those Covid pounds keep piling up more each time I see her.

So much for the promise of some afternoon sightings. Being short on sleep from Thursday night think I'll pass on tonight & be somewhat awake for my 4:30 AM wakeup call.

Recon Soundtrack: Los Lobos "The Ride" & back into further listening of Steve Earle & The Dukes "JT".

Saturday Night Recon:

Skipped Friday night yet had some time tonight before picking up regular downtown after her shift end at 11:00 +-. Been a while since we'd got together & we were planning an overnight & Easter barbecue since she had Sunday off.

Refreshed from a good day springer fishing & much needed late afternoon nap. The copilot & I went out from 9:45>11:15 JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper #.

First lap went all the way until beginning of Sandy upper # w/o spotting squat where the 1st SW of night was spotted at Shell station. Younger & thinner LSW in ripped jeans w/ past the shoulder hair. Some major roots going on as the top of her hair was dark brunette & the bottom 12' was red SMDH. Lots of PPD around & didn't loop around. On my way back she was walking in across from the Rodeway for some waiting car.

Despite that promising sighting skipped Upper Sandy # for the rest of the night mainly due to heavy PPD.

At the Sandy hill the heifer ghetto BSW w/ the weird red hair from Friday was walking. Still going w/ that fashion statement necrotic blue lipstick from Thursday night that 'kinda makes her look like a corpse. Since I get a weird chill when seeing her, if I see her again I'll just start calling her "Bruuuuhgina".

Bagger's Bench was strangely deserted of all including most of you McFlurrie connoisseurs & circling vehicles.

Yet again empty except for the same gaggle of SW from earlier report at Sunny Pawn had appeared. Don't care enough to waste my time typing the same sad descriptions out though I will say the bull dyke handler "Big Boo" was absent to my eyes this evening.

Still empty all the way to JCB>Sandy again. Did a little stationary recon for the chesty Taco Bell redhead near Arts Center & Taco Bell to at least keep up that Sisyphean search. I only take comfort in the fact that it took serious recons to finally lock down the barefoot brunette. Also some serious dumb luck.

Got the text from Merry while down Bagger's way & headed to Burnside to go downtown.

Was passing by the Sunny Pawn. The gaggle trio was gone & to my gob smacked surprise in their place was a solitary ASW w/ jet black bob hair & sporting some serious fake eyelashes. She actually had a nice shape & was sluutty cute in a cushion for the pushing way that I'd maybe consider Chinese takeout w/ her. She gave me a wave as I passed yet I'd had more than enough of 82nd for the last forty five minutes.

Burnside>JCB was again empty on the way home. Light PPD on 82nd except for a ton in front of the Madison for quite some time going through some dudes car. Sandy Upper # was thick w/ PPD the only time I ventured that way. Did spot the undercover silver Charger around Holgate. No Clackamas at all again.

Maybe more selection earlier, yet these busted & broke 82nd times just make happy I have the regulars I do. Easter barbecue of fresh Springer is planned though rest of menu is still in flux.

Maybe a quick Sunday Easter afternoon recon after a meet w/ a client to discuss next week's gig.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Dicks Picks Volume 16 " disc 2 & 3. Another nice primal 69' show. I will admit it was the link below that was running through my head. LOL. A fucking sad metaphor for our 82nd lately.

Safe recons & life.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN-Lka3nqm0[/URL]

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5288911]She hasn't Walked since the second curfew.[/QUOTE]In my messages a member I trust said he picked her up walking.

Just sayin'.

In her old time-frame no, but possible other non curfew times, that's if you're both talking about the same person.
Not likely, but who knows.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5289094]In her old time-frame no, but possible other non curfew times, that's if you're both talking about the same person.
Not likely, but who knows.[/QUOTE]I txt her the other day with no response I need some of that sloppy.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5289032]
JCB>Flavel had a couple of the nadir of suffering walkers out including Sarah #1.5 who in addition to having another bad day was talking to a Clackamas sheriff near FM. The contrast of policing styles for the mentally ill between the two adjacent counties occasionally surprises me or maybe Clackamas hasn't dealt w/ her enough compared to Multnomah to ignore her ranting behavior.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN-Lka3nqm0[/URL][/QUOTE]The Clackamas stroll consists of about 5 or 6 blocks from the credit union on Luther to JCB. Once I picked up a SW standing in near the topless bar on Lamphier years ago. I am confused why there is any observable policing style variance, unless you are referring to the lack of SW presence and deducing that it is due to the policing style.

I've caught licks the whole length of 82nd including Clackamas. Reminds of the old days where you could catcha lick at every Fred Meyer. There's great spots to date out there and for many years I've wished that the Blade would flip with the Hot Spots being down South way.

I've caught multiple Civies, part timers and full time Walkers at the Otty 7-11. Caught Walkers as far South as the CTC.

And I've caught multiple licks through the years on ALL the E / W Aves. Have to do the work and shit can pay out.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5290515]I've caught licks the whole length of 82nd including Clackamas. Reminds of the old days where you could catcha lick at every Fred Meyer. There's great spots to date out there and for many years I've wished that the Blade would flip with the Hot Spots being down South way.

I've caught multiple Civies, part timers and full time Walkers at the Otty 7-11. Caught Walkers as far South as the CTC.

And I've caught multiple licks through the years on ALL the E / W Aves. Have to do the work and shit can pay out.[/QUOTE]Agreed, but the SW ratio per mile seems to drop exponentially south of the Tired Feet Tavern. About 20% of the time there is a county sheriff parked near or at the county line making a double-back obvious. But if your commute to the stroll brings you past these areas, and occasionally there is somebody I guess it is a part of the stroll. I am more likely to see a SW on Division or commuting on Stark between the 205 and 82 VS focusing a lot of miles south of the TFT.

As we all know 82 is the most consistent place. But if your travels take you on other major streets. Stark division and Powell have all been successful at times. Not that if you wanted to really find someone. That is what 82nd is for. But when I am visiting customers or out and about. I will always keep an eye out for some girl walking. I have over the time, been lucky and met some hot girls off the normal areas. Not all girls like 82nd. The Kmart on 122 near sandy was successful a few times a long time ago. Upper sandy. To also. But I have found a few on Gilsan and also 162nd one time on Powell. I found a sweet UkRainian girl. That was a rare gem. She was a great hoover girl. Just more like a civie who needed a few extra bucks. So Keep the eyes open. Any girl slowly walking with her head watching traffic is a target worth checking out. Just be nice and not a creeper, Nothing worse then making a civie feel you are stalking her.

Made a pass down on sat didn't see squat was in a hurry home after to look later that night. Sun night drom about 530 to 1030 their were not anything worth really mentioning couple black girls and a couple really big fat white girls one alot bigger than theother. And nothing else to speek of all were around the 7-11 off Klickitat.

Been pretty muck dead on 82nd for couple months so been getting a lot of mileage at a couple AMPs.

It's been super dead JCB to Sandy 6 am for the last 3 weeks till this morning. Just south of Washington met.

A lady easy going, and fare rates. If I see her again I'll get to know her better. Hopefully this is a sign mornings.

Will pick up.

Thursday Afternoon:

Haven't had time for recons last little bit yet had some free moments from that way South gig & hit JCB>82nd>Sandy about 3:45+-.

One of the old timer WSW brunette Flavel fuglies was walking in for some sedan near JC bridge only to get rejected w/ extreme prejudice as he got a closer look. LOL. I still forget what TaxiCabJohn used to call her, but she's resurfaced in last months. Don't be fooled by that serviceable rear view of skirt & boots. I've been fooled on my evening commute home recently.

Powell>Division was far from an avenue of roses more like the avenue of horrors.

At the Winco pawn shop a chunky curly short haired WSW blonde was in grey leggings & red hoodie was waving at cars. Doppelganger for Harpo Marx I laughingly told the copilot.

My brain had just finished processing female Harpo when also in grey sweats Sarah 1.5 stepped into traffic & was screaming my way. As she stood between the lanes in the slow heavy traffic, the guy in the car next to me yelled at her to "get the fuck out of the road". 1.5 then pounded on his trunk lid. I thought he'd get out & smack her down, but she bounced into my truck fender & circled around to curb. She looks scary from fifty yards. Five feet away yelling at you is yet another level of scary. Just to satisfy my morbid curiosity can anyone tell me what she's actually yelling? I've yet to figure out one word.

Nothing until Bagger's Bench area where the namesake of that bench was walking by MCD's all in red.

Was heading towards Sandy Upper # but lost my inspiration & turned around.

At Klickatat the "hella' more erratic than erotic" PAWG w/ dreads & long haired blonde w the huge tits & belly was again showing them all off (report #3829). All I can say is "Mahna Mahna" when I see that blubber surrounding that deep innie belly button. Matter of fact I will now refer to her as such from now on.

On way home only other spotted was Quasimodo near Harbor Freight.

My expectations were low. Yet I wonder how shallow it'll go.

Recon Soundtrack: Horace Tapscott Quartet - The Dark Tree 1 & 2. Fitting tunes for the stroll today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG4-x3lEfeA

Friday Night:

Over the years 82nd has always reminded me of a sine wave. I always found it amusing that function y = sin x (think about it...LOL) w/ high & low waves being the ebb & flow of walkers. Lately those waves are always far below zero. Despite another mild night & the rain holding off to occasional drops, tonight was no different.

After commiserating to one another about our fairly for shit work week & even with Merry working Friday/Saturday night & me having to finish up a job Saturday morning we still decided we both needed to get together even w/ the nights being split up.

As always was restless while waiting around. The copilot & I headed out 9:45>11:15+- JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # as we awaited her forthcoming text.

Entirely vacant of vagina until Bagger's Bench where some unidentifiable thicker blonde was hopping in truck right at 82nd. From my quick glance & semi obstructed view, confidence is high that anyone was not missing much.

Also, "Mahna Mahna" had showed up in..... ah fuck it....I'm getting sick of describing her.

Did a lap or two around the area backstreets & it seemed deserted of all including McFlurrie regulars.

Sandy Upper # was yet again just a waste of gas.

The only Sandy flesh I saw & fucking desperately wished I hadn't. As I slowed for the light at Baxter's. Some criddler couple stopped for him to take a piss facing Sandy after hopping up on the blue bus seat there. Couldn't get over to the left lane quickly enough in case that feral choad human fuck knot had some distance skills going.

Lately I've been thinking I ought to diversify & invest in brain bleach stock if this damn shit keeps up.

The only other walker I spotted out was across from Sunny Market. A shoulder length black haired ASW in jeans & white jacket w/ pink umbrella. Possibly was the one I saw recently though tonight she was missing those huge fake eyelashes & didn't look near as good tonight. Whether the same one or a new one I don't know. She was doing some good business. All you lamenting the lack of ASW on 82nd there's your opportunity for some street takeout.

Did some halfhearted stationary recon for the North end Taco Bell chesty redhead & failed to spot her yet again. Sigh....

Some PPD SUV around & the undercover silver Charger was hiding in the shadows part of the night in the North of the Flavel tire shop. Only reason I spotted the sneak was the couple times I went by my radar detector went full laser alert mode.

Still deserted Burnside>JCB after my pickup downtown & I had my answer about how shallow the waters are.

Knowing myself likely repeat the whole sad sequence again tonight before another planned meeting at 11ish. SMDHS.

Recon Soundtrack: James McMurtry - Fountain Point MI. July 12,2013. Excellent sounding bootleg you can listen or download.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JztgL_r0OfE

Safe recons & life.

Coming back from the Country Club I saw Two Sarah's one by her usual Walgreens / Tofu shop post, the other South between Division and Powell. Denise was near Sunny Market and looking Hookerish.

Embarrassing.

Now Playing: Hieroglyphics- '93 til Infinity.

(Casual is my dude).

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5299698]Coming back from the Country Club I saw Two Sarah's one by her usual Walgreens / Tofu shop post, the other South between Division and Powell. Denise was near Sunny Market and looking Hookerish.

Embarrassing.

Now Playing: Hieroglyphics- '93 til Infinity.

(Casual is my dude).[/QUOTE]Is it the famous Denise?

Saturday Night:

Despite my increasing reservations about the paucity of pussy on 82nd recently. The copilot & I don't idle well when waiting for a get-together SMHS. So we headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # between 10:00>11:15+- for a lap or two to see if by some chance magical unicorn glitter had dusted the stroll. Or just further weirdness watching instead.

Once again empty until past Glisan & first sighting. A droopy titted BSW in white shorts & sneakers across from the Sunny Market. Yawns on my end yet due to the scarcity of other options out she was having a good night despite her homely appearance.

Near the pet hospital a younger sturdy brunette WSW who I've seen before was covering the ground between there & Glisan all night. Low key in blue jacket & tights w/ a stylish mask happening. She seems picky as all fuck tends to prefer luxury cars for her dates from what I've seen. Whatever....

To my surprise at Bagger's Bench first & only doe of the evening was seen. Young long haired cute blonde in ankle boots, grey mini & blue jacket. She had a walking partner who was thicker w/ shorter dirty blonde hair wearing some short shorts. The cute one got picked up quickly leaving that less desirable one alone. Asking for a friend (yes, really) I talked to her at 7-11 if she could pass on the cutie's #. Yeah Zavi, that went over fucking well. LOL. Never saw the cuter of the two again & eventually the less attractive one vanished. I think I've seen the cute one before but without seeing her tats can't be sure. Also, those kewpie doll young blonde types all pretty much look alike to my eyes.

Sandy upper # was empty & I was spared any street criddler territorial pissing tonight.

Some expanded & concentrated recon for my Taco Bell busty redhead unicorn between Glisan>Fremont when Merry texted "15 minutes Zavi".

I was heading North & had just passed the high school park. Was in the left lane behind some sedan to head South at next opportunity when some criddler dude darted in front of mid-block South of the old Taco House. We both braked to a stop & missed his reckless stupid ass as he darted unluckily across. I say unluckily as the SUV in the right lane was moving faster didn't see him & ran him down soundly. In my peripheral vision saw the 82nd equivalent of a dwarf toss as him & his six pack cans went flying. That bone crunching thump I heard over Miles Davis gave me a fucking chill. Took a half hour to straighten that mess out.

Last SW spotted was tall PAWG long haired brontosaurus brunette in black skintight catsuit topped by black stiletto's near the Saab dealership. She stopped & faced me as I went by. I bumped my speed up some.

Mostly nonexistent PPD for a Saturday night though most PPD seemed at the far end of 82nd way past Prescott. It was a Pink Floyd lightshow w/ flashing lights all night. A couple Clackamas guarding the border spotted at beginning & end of my recon.

Headed for the barn lamenting yet another night's dismal recon. Despite my earlier delay I pulled onto my street just as my favorite regular got dropped off by a coworker. I silently thanked whoever for reliable regulars. If 82nd continues in this this sorrowful spiral they will become even the more necessary & valuable.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "The Complete In A Silent Way Sessions" disc 1 & 2. An ethereal & calming selection for the nights recon.

Sunday Afternoon:

After an earlier 1000 acres hike w/ copilot. My overnight guest much desired a tub & was left to her long bubble bath w/ some Joni Mitchell playing. I did a quick shopping trip for dessert & the appropriate wine w/ barbecue. That copilot & I sneaked a quick JCB>82nd>Sandy run 4:00>5:00+-. Skeptical yet curious if the warmer afternoon & being a pleasant Sunday would change anything. I shouldn't have been...

Following recent trend of nothing South, until spotted the younger dirty blonde WSW spinner who I call "faces of meth" near the Boo Han area. That pizza face didn't look improved in the bright sun. Later on my way home she was finally getting scooped & literally ran in for waiting car like a cheetah on meth.

Bagger Vance seems to have abandoned her bench & seems to be favoring that doorway at the closed Mexican joint for some reason. Still holding RamblinJavelin for that plaque installation though.

Sara #30 for once was not showing those sweater puppets at the Glisan Arts Center. If anything she downplaying them bundled up in a heavy coat. Guess she's more used to those Las Vegas temps. While most of us are in shirtsleeves here it must feel cold here compared to desert.

Last spotted was new to me & the most horrific of my limited cruise. Yet another blonde chunkster cottage cheesed PAWG in short ass skirt & heels near the Eastport cart looking at cars. Prayed for the breeze to not blow that skirt up so close to my dinnertime. I'd venture she was a good looking girl 75 +- pounds ago. Never will know, yet I now know cellulite can migrate to your kneecaps.

That was the last of my sightings & answered any question of productive Sunday afternoons for the time being.

The stroll is deviating into "Sturgeon's Law" (google it) territory w/ the percentages being even higher than ninety percent.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis The Complete In A Silent Way Sessions" disc 3.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnI17nFA-GQ[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Out & about picking up some copilot food, truck parts & some garden items around 4:15. Last task was on Stark & since I wasn't tied to any time schedule checked out JCB>82nd>Sandy for no real reason. I know it sure ain't for fuckable hookers currently.

Quasimodo had migrated somewhat South to the gas station across from the old Holgate FM.

At Hermiston's favorite four wheel drive spot a slightly worse for the wear older WSW sturdy blonde got scooped in the closed Chinese place lot behind the hedges. Nowhere near the absolute worst to sear my eyes as of late...but...still instantly forgettable. Bonus points to who ever scooped her for that stealth undercover scoop.

Nothing until Bagger's Bench where blonde PAWG land whale "Mahna Mahna" was in some black onesie short shorts outfit. Yeah honey...wearing all black does make a person look slimmer...just not in your case. As we came down Klickatat she was walking in for one of those boxy pseudo SUV's & had to waddle up to 81st. Dude in the SUV: I'd give you points for the off stroll subtle daylight scoop though I have a sneaking suspicion it was more about your embarrassment for some of that good hogging stock. I'm almost sure you called her down block w/ "wooo pig sooie". Also the copilot & I both apologize for the tears running down our faces hysterical laughing as we drove by you.

The only nice thing out this afternoon was the weather.

Recon Soundtrack: Buffalo Springfield Box Set disc #1 w / #2 started.

The Neil Young tune I really had burning in my head as I drove the avenue is the first one linked below. Sing along if you like.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovum-GjYWKQ[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JC_WskKA5w