Massage Parlor Reports

I ran across this video the other day and it was too funny not to share. "Asian Happy Ending Massage Goes Bad" [url]http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1274316335/Asian_Happy_Ending_Massage_Goes_Bad[/url]

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Es, but "no" doesn't always mean "no".

Notice the advertisements for many of the NOVA AMPS on Backpage (and Craigslist) have gotten really sophisticated? I'll bet there is an entreprenuer out there who has convinced the Mamasans of the value that professional webpages bring in attracting mongers to their businesses.

[QUOTE=Mspearsva]I ran across this video the other day and it was too funny not to share. "Asian Happy Ending Massage Goes Bad" [url]http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1274316335/Asian_Happy_Ending_Massage_Goes_Bad[/url]

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That is just too funny! By the way, The Massage Lady is Way Hot!

[QUOTE=Ycwinva]Are the ladies careless or is LE corrupt or both?

If I put unwelcome hands on the cashier's breasts at Safeway, I get arrested.

If I put unwelcome hands on the breasts of a therapist the worst I ever get is "No honey" with a smile.

The girls should just always wait for us to make the first move.[/QUOTE]


Not sure, most likely both!

I wonder where they get the photos they are using. They sure aren't the women working working there.[QUOTE=Nice 499]Notice the advertisements for many of the NOVA AMPS on Backpage (and Craigslist) have gotten really sophisticated? I'll bet there is an entreprenuer out there who has convinced the Mamasans of the value that professional webpages bring in attracting mongers to their businesses.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Banker Boy]On a tip from a post below from Andrewsted, I found Magic Spa advertising a new AMP in Ashburn. I went Friday night to TOFTT, and I wish all "TOFTT" visits were this good.

Mamasan answered the doorbell and I recognized her. I'm thinking perhaps she was at Best in Chantilly long, long ago. The place is a typical new-construction NoVA AMP, with 6 rooms and a step-up shower room. (Note: the shower table is constructed on PVC, so it's not very sturdy.)

Michelle walked into my room - at first, I was really surprised. Here was a good looking, energetic Korean girl who looked not a day over 25. Upon closer inspection, I realized she was in her early 30s, but she was looking good. Full bodied like an American girl, with generous and soft C cups and long, thick black hair.

I could hear the guy in the shower room before me was getting an unusually long TS, and I had to wait about 10 minutes chatting with Michelle before the shower was free. Then I got an unusually long TS from Michelle, who did an excellent job. (And I heard the guy after me also got a really long TS, so that's their thing. And it's good!)

Michelle gave me probably the best actual massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. It was on par with professional massages I've gotten at The Four Seasons spas in hotels around the world, and at the spas at the resort hotels in Scottsdale and Las Vegas. It was superb, and really worked out the work week's kinks. It lasted a full hour.

Then the fun began. No FS on the menu, but I did get a wonderful Russian. She did an excellent NoVA finish, too.

So, I TOFTT this visit, and boy am I glad I did! Two thumbs up for Magic in Ashburn. (The only negative: the doorbell rang 4 times while I was there. They were very busy. Oh, and the walls are thin, but that wasn't a surprise for me.)

Price was standard .60 for 30 and .80 for 60. My visit lasted closer to 90, so good value for the money, I thought.

Best regards,
Banker Boy[/QUOTE]


Excellent Review! I especially like the spas that provide and offer the Table Showers. Gets me very relaxed for the massage. Very impressive with your remarks for Michelle's massage skills. I am sure she is awesome.

[QUOTE=Omega0003]I wonder where they get the photos they are using. They sure aren't the women working working there.[/QUOTE]

The photos are copied from some Asian websites. If you look very carefully, you can sometimes find the source of photos, i.e. web address, on one corner.

I have gone to NSP and seen Nana, that is about it. Can anyone tell me if there are any decent ones that are Metro accessable? I am a DC and Maryland hobbyist mostly, but wouldn't mind broadening my horizons.

Thanks in advance, PM is fine.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I have gone to NSP and seen Nana, that is about it. Can anyone tell me if there are any decent ones that are Metro accessable? I am a DC and Maryland hobbyist mostly, but wouldn't mind broadening my horizons.

Thanks in advance, PM is fine.[/QUOTE]


If you are visiting DC AMPS, then don't waste your time in VA unless you go to a FCCC. It's too difficult to get FS in VA and you're looking at .40 tip for a handshake goodbye. Stay in DC and enjoy what you pay for.

Sometimes a word from MMS can make all the difference!

Lately, rather than visiting my ATF NoVA AMP, I've been a customer at a competitor. Both are convenient and easily within my normal driving range. Both are well reviewed. My ATF is farther from the major routes, but has a better entrance and is perhaps a bit more discrete. The competitor – well, the facility is newer (was brand new less than two years ago) and is very convenient for any NoVA commuter. Today's visit was with the competitor.

I called ahead—MMS sounded very pleased to hear my voice and urged me to come right there ("I know you – of course you can get an appointment") – I was glad for her welcome since I was sitting in the parking lot when I called. I had noticed many cars and thought they might be busy (thus I called rather than just ring the bell)– but, it turns out it was a very quiet day for them – and I was the only customer the entire visit (which lasted more than the hour I asked for, but less than 90 minutes).

MMS answered the door as soon as I rang the bell – so no uncomfortable waiting in the parking lot. Escorted me upstairs, and said she would send up the therapist. (<welcome 9+/10 )

A few minutes passed (no more than two) and Tina came in. Tina is exceptionally thin (think the ultimate spinner-type), maybe 1. 5meters (5. 5 feet), certainly no more than 45Kilos/105lbs. Beautiful long hair – and today all smiles and happiness. It is amazing how much beauty can radiate from a smile, how much personality can show from a giggle or laugh. I think it likely Tina is the same age as me – but she made me feel much younger today. WOW!

Tina did not remember my name, but remembered I had visited recently. After a hello, a hug, and a kiss on the cheek, she wraps me in a towel (I was just dawning the robe as she came in) and we moved across the hall to the shower/sauna.

Tina proceeded to provide me and absolutely exceptional TS – a good 15 minute massage, and even washed my hair and face. In truth, I was so happy with the shower, we could have called it a day and I would have been happy. (<TS 10/10 )

Next follows an absolutely stellar therapeutic massage – one of the best ever at a NoVA AMP. Found the knots, worked the kinks, made friendly conversation, etc. (<Massage 8. 5+/10 )

Conjecture: I think MMS may read this board – and recognized my last couple of posts. (She said something to me about a recent visit that she could have only known if she read it here). I think it likely she told the ladies I was a regular client and was nice to all (therefore everyone could relax). I did not see MMS when I departed – but if I had, the smile on my face and gleam in my eye (and the hug and thank you I would have given her) would have told her all she needed to know about my satisfaction as their client.

Finances:. 8house standard // Tina never looked for my gratuity, but I assume she found the AJ and his two twin brothers.

FINAL WORDS THIS VISIT: I mention frequently in my posts about always being nice to the ladies. That includes MMS, whoever takes care of you, and any of the ladies you happen to see during a visit. I've never been more convinced it does make a difference. I score this visit as a 10 – I was feeling almost lousy when I arrived (hard day at work), and everything everyone did made my day better. I feel a connection now with both MMS and Tina. As long as Tina is at ***, I will ask for her by name.

Go see Tina – and be nice!

PA

If you really NEED to unload your stresses several times over a couple hours, here is the answer!

Roger's GB!

Roger usually has two or more girls available to help relieve all your stress in a group environment.

The cost of admission into the facility is usually $80 and what you do once inside is entirely up to you! Almost anything goes! There are no additional charges for anything once you get inside.

Know that you will not be the only man present so if seeing your brothers is a problem perhaps you should pass this one by.

HOWEVER; I have been to a session and it was absolutely great and I encourage all of you to contact Roger and see about the next session! I was so relaxed after the session that I did not get stressed out again for over a week!

Sessions usually run for about 2 hours on Sunday or Wednesday. I do NOT have any more details to offer so do not ask me!

Phone or Text Roger, The Man himself at 301-252-9677 and he will tell you all there is to know.

Of course, after your session be sure to post your experience here. NOTE - the fee charged is for entrance to the facility only! Everything else once you enter is totally free to enjoy. Sit and watch or jump right in the middle of it all! Your choice!

Maybe I will see you there at the next session!

JJ

[QUOTE=Omega0003]I wonder where they get the photos they are using. They sure aren't the women working working there.[/QUOTE]

I noticed these too... Makes me worry a bit, (of course I am a worry wart!) wondering if the flashy advertising from what used to be pretty much UTR or at least low profile AMPs helps the hobby? I have spoken to a couple of the girls, and they are not happy about it at all. One said: "Phone ring ALL day! Everybody ask stupid questions, like: Do you do everything? Can I get a BBBJ?", then nobody show up!

For my money, anything that brings extra attention to the hobby is not good for me ... don't know how you feel?

AM

[QUOTE=Any Mouse]I noticed these too...
AM[/QUOTE]

I wish they would post actual photos of the attendants. That would save us lots of time. And help rid of what the market does not want.

[QUOTE=Fatpig]I wish they would post actual photos of the attendants. That would save us lots of time. And help rid of what the market does not want.[/QUOTE]
That kind of bait and switch game has been going on for long.