Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;4645161]Seriously, first off you have to realize that this activity is not a safe one and certainly not low-risk. If you do this long enough you can expect to have guns pointed at you, your car windshield bashed in, and possibly much worse.

Two things about stings and MPs: one is that LE has limited resources and can't do very many stings and can't do they ones they do for very long. If a shop has been in open operation for quite a while the odds that it is a sting go down quite a bit, and for a lot of shops the odds are for all practical purposes zero. Second, when LE runs a sting they aren't very patient, so if you get offered a blowjob or more right at the door you should politely explain that this isn't what you expected and excuse yourself. Let them spend some time washing (if there is a body shampoo) and massaging your body before asking about other activities. There is no way a lady cop is going to fondle your balls or wash your ass.

If you want extras, generally you are expected to be a man about it and tell them what you want. So once she has fondled your balls and rubbed her tits against your back you've got to take the next step and ask for it.

Do your research. Use this board and other boards to figure out where to go and what the procedure is.

Finally, just use your f*cking head. If something seems off or messed up it probably is. Don't ever hesitate to walk away, and don't ever hesitate to leave money behind. The amounts of money you might lose if you walk away are far smaller than legal fees or hospital costs might be.[/QUOTE]It's rare that I see something I disagree with so completely.

If you're getting a gun pointed at you, you're doing AMPs wrong. Seriously, seriously wrong. I'm coming up on 30 years and nothing like that has ever happened. Practically speaking, the worst thing that is going to happen is a bust or a sting; keep your mouth shut and you'll be fine.

As for asking for what you want, that's incriminating. If you drop the right amount of money, they'll offer. Nod, and off you'll go. You can always say you misunderstood.

The only thing I agree with is to trust your gut and walk in a heartbeat, leaving the money behind, if something seems off.

Statistically, AMPing is quite safe as long as you're smart.

I was there fairly recently maybe a week or so ago. And Jessica was still working there. I'm not sure who else is on the lineup. Jessica had mentioned to me that it was under new ownership, no longer owned by the same person at soft bay. Maybe they just got around to changing their name. Jessica told me, too many girls worked at soft bay, so tips were bad. That's why she went to Emerald.

-LCB.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;4646296]Not sure if phone number is the same. Anyone visit Crown Spa, yet? Jessica previously from Soft Bay still there?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WillShookSpear;4642259]I've been looking for a consistent, reliable AMP in Redmond / Bellevue, ideally around the MSFT campus as I work near there.

Discreet, quiet and decent looking providers, just a Happy is fine.

I'm aware of Water Cube (no, thanks) and I understand Li's is strictly legit.Thanks![/QUOTE]+1.

Adding some extra characters here so this will post, but really though: +1.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;4646291]I am pretty sure that RM uses the hours of operation that they have for that "Spa" location and if it is say 11 pm and the place closes at 10 pm, then RM marks it "closed". I think they use a different graphic for places closed permanently, such as Columbian Way Massage or Tulip Spa.[/QUOTE]If you go look at DDS right now, is says CLOSED in a little red banner across the thumbnail photo, like the other places that are permanently closed.

Been a fellow monger for 10 years and just a little advice.

With the China Coronavirus at 20,629 infected and growing,2,790 in critical condition.

Might be a good idea to be cautious for at least 2-3 weeks from any AMP.

Just a piece of advise, be safe, and remember if you see a non-Asian in front desk or.

They want $ upfront for stuff.

Just walk away.

Better to be safe and healthy and.

Monger another day.

Anyone been to Yang Massage on Lake City Way?

[QUOTE=SeattleDad;4647003]If you go look at DDS right now, is says CLOSED in a little red banner across the thumbnail photo, like the other places that are permanently closed.[/QUOTE]On Sunday afternoon (2/2/2020) the signs in their window. One says "massage", the other "open" - were both illuminated.

DDS is definitely open, I have multiple providers cell# and its open season there.

Yang Massage report:

Alisa is 30's, very petite, semi-cute face, A cups. She's HE and over the cloths only kinda lady (like the all yang staff afaik). In fact she's so insistent on over the clothsbonly that when I went under her skirt, I find like 3 MORE LAYERS! She had all kinds of layers under there it was kinda frustrating to cop a feel and funny at the same time. She's a trooper though and has 100 different ways to stroke / massage the main vein and is patient.

I so Cerry on the way out who offer to service on a return trip. She's hot, young 30's, thicker than Alisa but in a good way (not chubby), prettier face, b cups. 60/60 is the damage I believe. No TS.

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4647888]In fact she's so insistent on over the clothsbonly that when I went under her skirt, I find like 3 MORE LAYERS![/QUOTE]I often wonder where they find those Kevlar "panties" some of them wear that are virtually impenetrable.

Hello fellow mongers,

After long deliberations and browsing through this forum, I went mongering for the first time to DDS sometime back. Nothing fancy, the usual house + a HE, but had a good time nonetheless. And I'm sure that I didn't overpay either, thanks to all you guys. Thank you for all the recommendations etc. Etc.

And yes DDS is open.

[QUOTE=KevinAnders1;4647246]Been a fellow monger for 10 years and just a little advice.

With the China Coronavirus at 20,629 infected and growing,2,790 in critical condition.

Might be a good idea to be cautious for at least 2-3 weeks from any AMP.

Just a piece of advise, be safe, and remember if you see a non-Asian in front desk or.

They want $ upfront for stuff.

Just walk away.


Better to be safe and healthy and.

Monger another day.[/QUOTE]The ladies at the AMPs did not get off the plane from China yesterday. While it is a serious epidemic in China, there are currently 6 cases in the USA, with 5 of them in CA. Now in the USA, there are 19 million cases of flu, with 180,000 hospitalizations and 10,000 deaths this influenza season. Odds are that simply going to work will result in catching the flu or cold, but with a stronger immune system through diet, exercise and adequate rest will help shorten the illness duration and decrease the severity of the symptoms.

[QUOTE=Purple45;4648799]The ladies at the AMPs did not get off the plane from China yesterday. While it is a serious epidemic in China, there are currently 6 cases in the USA, with 5 of them in CA. Now in the USA, there are 19 million cases of flu, with 180,000 hospitalizations and 10,000 deaths this influenza season. Odds are that simply going to work will result in catching the flu or cold, but with a stronger immune system through diet, exercise and adequate rest will help shorten the illness duration and decrease the severity of the symptoms.[/QUOTE]I'm kinda with you on this one, right now. Not time yet to curtail the mongering. Perhaps if the situation changes regarding the coronavirus, but can't see getting from providers we know have been in USA For months or years.

Had some time on my hands yesterday and needed an actual massage. Honestly didn't feel like undertaking anything sexual.

I was in the International District on Jackson, so I stopped into Meng's Dream, which is next to Lavender Spa. Meng's advertises a $30 foot massage for an hour and my dogs were barking, so I stop in.

The middle-aged woman looks up from her phone and I tell her that I would like a foot massage. She points to a dry erase board with the "menu" of options. I choose the "$30 hour combo" with 20 minutes of feet, back and neck / head / arms.

She then points to the bottom of the board and asks if I want a "full body massage" in the private room for $60. I decline, mainly for the reason I first stated, but if she had been hot the little head probably would have changed my mind.

So, I end up at the end of a long row of make-shift beds / tables, probably 7 of them in a row. I lay down next to a heavy Asian man, maybe 60, without his shirt on getting massaged "very aggressively" by a male provider. I was thankful that, while my provider wasn't the most feminine looking, at least that dude wasn't working me over!

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

At one point, I just screamed "UNCLE! In the hopes that she would have mercy on me! I felt like asking, what did I do to piss you off, lady?" Maybe she was unhappy that she didn't get to see "Little Rock Chalk" back in the private room, so she was unhappy?

Anyway, it was actually a great massage. VERY DEEP! My question is, has anyone ever been to the "private rooms" at Meng's Dream and if so, what extras are available? There were 3 dudes massaging on the row of beds, so I wouldn't want extras from one of them!

Mildly curious, although there was always at least 4 or 5 people getting massage on bed row, so walking past to the private rooms wouldn't seem very private at all.

If you want a $30 massage for an hour, Meng's Dream is a good value. I will likely return soon.

Rock Chalk.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;4650172]

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

[/QUOTE]LOL, funny stuff.

If you're ever on the eastside and want just a massage, one of my favorites is called Mulan Foot Spa in Redmond.

It has several recliners for the foot massage in the open area, and they do a great job. They also have several rooms in back for full body massage. There are no extras at all. It's $50 per hour for the full body, and I think it's less for the foot massage.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;4650172]Had some time on my hands yesterday and needed an actual massage. Honestly didn't feel like undertaking anything sexual.

I was in the International District on Jackson, so I stopped into Meng's Dream, which is next to Lavender Spa. Meng's advertises a $30 foot massage for an hour and my dogs were barking, so I stop in.

The middle-aged woman looks up from her phone and I tell her that I would like a foot massage. She points to a dry erase board with the "menu" of options. I choose the "$30 hour combo" with 20 minutes of feet, back and neck / head / arms.

She then points to the bottom of the board and asks if I want a "full body massage" in the private room for $60. I decline, mainly for the reason I first stated, but if she had been hot the little head probably would have changed my mind.

So, I end up at the end of a long row of make-shift beds / tables, probably 7 of them in a row. I lay down next to a heavy Asian man, maybe 60, without his shirt on getting massaged "very aggressively" by a male provider. I was thankful that, while my provider wasn't the most feminine looking, at least that dude wasn't working me over!

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

At one point, I just screamed "UNCLE! In the hopes that she would have mercy on me! I felt like asking, what did I do to piss you off, lady?" Maybe she was unhappy that she didn't get to see "Little Rock Chalk" back in the private room, so she was unhappy?

Anyway, it was actually a great massage. VERY DEEP! My question is, has anyone ever been to the "private rooms" at Meng's Dream and if so, what extras are available? There were 3 dudes massaging on the row of beds, so I wouldn't want extras from one of them!.[/QUOTE]Been to Mengs dream in Jackson a few times myself good massage and always got rid of my knots in my back but in the backroom or private rooms it's just a regular full body massage deep tissue no extra service or handy provided and they leave a gap of the door open so not entirely private other then that they do a great massage for the price.