God's take on wives -- LOL!
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God's take on wives -- LOL!
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;4029811]God's take on wives -- LOL![/QUOTE]As a man who's still married (for now) this is so true.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;4029811]God's take on wives -- LOL![/QUOTE]The problem with any "relationship" whether it be personal or business is that after a while the patties involved tend to take the benefits of the relationship for granted. Smh.
It warms the heart knowing that wildlife can exist peacefully within city limits.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4030901]No hunting allowed so I'm like snow white with all my deer that come feed from back yard (they have a corn feeder and self filling water container), squirrels (they have their own squirrel chairs in the trees with cork cobs, a family of 3 resident crane birds, a turtle that goes up and down my driveway and today a school of wild turkeys!.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4031530]I just LMAO.
Swags.[/QUOTE]I like mine better!
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4034709]My Uncles Favorite is ready!
Swags.[/QUOTE]Because pistachios never lie.
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewelery store in.
A local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special. '.
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it. '.
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon. '.
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account. '.
'I know, said the old man.
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;4037454]A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewelery store in.
A local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special. '.
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it. '..[/QUOTE]Haha that is awesome.
[QUOTE=Omar1979;4037606]A little confused on the 2 Tiffanys. So one of them also goes by Leah but has been available for some time and the other just returning. From what I've been reading one of them has been involved in some serious shit I really don't want to be a part of. Any help identifying the good from the bad one is appreciated. PM if you have to. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]The Tiffany coming back from retirement is a highly skilled flutist but there are rumors about her that are complete bullshit. An idiot is claiming that she set some guy up to be robbed and murdered. It's NOT true. The guys that were convicted of the murder are appealing the conviction so the entire trial record (636 pages) is available on the orange county clerk court website. I can't say she was an angel, but she didn't do anything that any other working girl would do. There is no way that she was complicit in the murder. She testified against the two guys that were convicted.
If you search for Tiffany at Florida. Arrests. Org and set the age to 33 you can find her. Lately, she's got an unfortunate haircut, but I can assure you this is one Hell of a nice girl. If you want the case details, it's not hard to find them once you have her real name. You can PM me if you need help finding it.
A2, I apologize for my comments yesterday. I realize they should not have been in a review thread.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4038732]I just died laughing.
Swags.[/QUOTE]She hid them up her snootch. LOL.
I am. What's beyond apoplectic. That Netflix canceled Daredevil. I get that Disney doesn't want one of their new properties on a competing streaming service when they are starting one of their own, but still. Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you very much.
[QUOTE=ScottChase1976;4048158]I am. What's beyond apoplectic. That Netflix canceled Daredevil. I get that Disney doesn't want one of their new properties on a competing streaming service when they are starting one of their own, but still. Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you very much.[/QUOTE]I mean yeah Iron Fist and even Luke Cage to some extent dragged on a little bit, but every episode of Daredevil was fucking awesome and fuck the mouse house for doing that. They didn't include any of the Netflix stuff in MCU movies (which should have at least been in Infinity war) and when Netflix bows out and says they'll cancel them all Disney gives the fuck you to the fans. And you know Punisher and Jessica Jones are next too. I'm buying Universal passes from now on. And I'll be damned if I get that streaming services. Also, not sure what brought it up here but I needed to vent this in as many places as possible so thanks.
[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4048606]I mean yeah Iron Fist and even Luke Cage to some extent dragged on a little bit, but every episode of Daredevil was fucking awesome and fuck the mouse house for doing that. They didn't include any of the Netflix stuff in MCU movies (which should have at least been in Infinity war) and when Netflix bows out and says they'll cancel them all Disney gives the fuck you to the fans. And you know Punisher and Jessica Jones are next too. I'm buying Universal passes from now on. And I'll be damned if I get that streaming services. Also, not sure what brought it up here but I needed to vent this in as many places as possible so thanks.[/QUOTE]Bought some Luke Cage merch right after I finished Season 2, and a week later the show got cancelled. Was setting up for really good arc.
[QUOTE=SuckMyDicka2;4052952]Because I got VD just from looking at her pictures![/QUOTE]LOL. Oh, c'Mon, now. It's only " chest acne " . LOL.
Nutted.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4055738]I'm at the hospital, my grandma is in surgery she broke her hip. On the elevator I saw this. It made me smile and I sure needed it while sitting her waiting for her to get out of surgery.
QueenSwag69.[/QUOTE]Sorry that your Grandmother is in the hospital. May she recover 100 percent. Send flowers and get well wishes her way guys. You feel me?
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4057341]The flowers are beautiful. She was so happy when they arrived. She is a little loopy.
Swags.[/QUOTE]It was all my pleasure to make your Grandmother smile. Lord knows you' made me smile a few mornings. 😇.
Swags back. Bush Hog.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4064433]Tell Albert "chinchbug" in the white truck his friend wallys also his girlfriend is a skank.
Swags.[/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=BushHog;4065105]Swags back. Bush Hog.
.[/QUOTE]She's back?
When I saw her Mid-day on Kaley heading back towards ORMC (not OBT) she got into a white truck. I assumed the driver was a Monger maybe he was "daddy".
In person I didn't care for the "dyke-ish looking doo".
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4064433]Tell Albert "chinchbug" in the white truck his friend wallys also his girlfriend is a skank.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;4069595]LOL! Me and my Kitty are definitely husband and wife. I'm lucky to have her.
C5.[/QUOTE]You sure are lucky. The guy that was with her in the hotel at 5 am Saturday when they got busted was probably thinking that he was lucky too.
So sweet, a marriage that'll be based on his & her commissary accounts.
[QUOTE=DoingObt;4070257]You sure are lucky. The guy that was with her in the hotel at 5 am Saturday when they got busted was probably thinking that he was lucky too.
So sweet, a marriage that'll be based on his & her commissary accounts.[/QUOTE]Hilarious.
So I am a provider who ask for a provider reference if I do not find enough information through my background. I understand that some hobbyist / mongers do not like to provide background info and some do not like to provide / or do not have a provider reference to provide me. I work as hard as I can with you guys to set an appointment. But when you guys tell me that you don't want to give me a provider reference because you don't want to upset the other provider because he is seeing me. WHAT? REPEAT? You did not just say that you are worried about making an escort jealous did you? OMG put a ring on it if that is the way you feel. The hobby is about variety and if the other provider gets jealous that you are seeing another she should not even be in the business. Gosh, I ALWAYS suggest my friends (you ladies know who you are) to my regulars or even new friends when I can't see.
Am I wrong for feeling this way? I would so love your input.
Kisses,
Kelly.
Southern Hospitality.
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;4073748]So I am a provider who ask for a provider reference if I do not find enough information through my background. I understand that some hobbyist / mongers do not like to provide background info and some do not like to provide / or do not have a provider reference to provide me. I work as hard as I can with you guys to set an appointment. But when you guys tell me that you don't want to give me a provider reference because you don't want to upset the other provider because he is seeing me. WHAT? REPEAT? You did not just say that you are worried about making an escort jealous did you? OMG put a ring on it if that is the way you feel. The hobby is about variety and if the other provider gets jealous that you are seeing another she should not even be in the business. Gosh, I ALWAYS suggest my friends (you ladies know who you are) to my regulars or even new friends when I can't see.
Am I wrong for feeling this way?[/QUOTE]Though it is a brilliant move on the part of the chicks that keep their testicles in a jar by their bedside.
A2.
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;4073748]So I am a provider who ask for a provider reference if I do not find enough information through my background. I understand that some hobbyist / mongers do not like to provide background info and some do not like to provide / or do not have a provider reference to provide me. I work as hard as I can with you guys to set an appointment. But when you guys tell me that you don't want to give me a provider reference because you don't want to upset the other provider because he is seeing me. WHAT? REPEAT? You did not just say that you are worried about making an escort jealous did you? OMG put a ring on it if that is the way you feel. The hobby is about variety and if the other provider gets jealous that you are seeing another she should not even be in the business. Gosh, I ALWAYS suggest my friends (you ladies know who you are) to my regulars or even new friends when I can't see.
Am I wrong for feeling this way? I would so love your input.
Kisses,
Kelly.
Southern Hospitality.[/QUOTE]Well beautiful lady I've NEVER understood this either!! SMH I also can't and never will understand these providers that refuse to give a reference because of the very same topic. Ladies these men are not your Bo's (9 out of 10 he called me or someone else to do what you just did to him (well maybe not what you just did LOL)) and guys these PROVIDERS are not going to be your girlfriend's!! When you left her last she had another lined up to stop by so she can have him lay his money down just like you did!! Guys we are in this business for a reason don't get attached or believe half of what these sweet talking females have to say. Always keep in the FRONT of your mind what she's telling you she's absolutely positively telling the next one!! GEEEZE.
Love To ALL.
Xo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;4073748]So I am a provider who ask for a provider reference if I do not find enough information through my background. I understand that some hobbyist / mongers do not like to provide background info and some do not like to provide / or do not have a provider reference to provide me. I work as hard as I can with you guys to set an appointment. But when you guys tell me that you don't want to give me a provider reference because you don't want to upset the other provider because he is seeing me. WHAT? REPEAT? You did not just say that you are worried about making an escort jealous did you? OMG put a ring on it if that is the way you feel. The hobby is about variety and if the other provider gets jealous that you are seeing another she should not even be in the business. Gosh, I ALWAYS suggest my friends (you ladies know who you are) to my regulars or even new friends when I can't see.
Am I wrong for feeling this way? I would so love your input.
Kisses,
Kelly.
Southern Hospitality.[/QUOTE]I've always suspected it comes from the providers who are always hitting up clients for more meetings / money. If they know you visited someone else after telling them you were "too busy" or didn't have cash then they flip out on you.
Personally I cut those kind of providers off ASAP when they start getting pushy, but I can understand if someone doesn't have a lot of options that work for them then they'd want to keep them from knowing.
It's not a winning move to let oneself get pushed around like that, but I get the reasoning.
I see no issue with you ladies asking for references. Most of you already know each other and talk all the time, anyway. I know that for a fact.
As far as safety, you do what you need to do and asking references is as easy as it gets. If he won't do that just give it a minute and take the next call.
That said, I get edgy and will not send a copy of my driver license or give a SP the name of my employer.
Play safe,
C3.
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;4073748]So I am a provider who ask for a provider reference if I do not find enough information through my background. I understand that some hobbyist / mongers do not like to provide background info and some do not like to provide / or do not have a provider reference to provide me. I work as hard as I can with you guys to set an appointment. But when you guys tell me that you don't want to give me a provider reference because you don't want to upset the other provider because he is seeing me. WHAT? REPEAT? You did not just say that you are worried about making an escort jealous did you? OMG put a ring on it if that is the way you feel. The hobby is about variety and if the other provider gets jealous that you are seeing another she should not even be in the business. Gosh, I ALWAYS suggest my friends (you ladies know who you are) to my regulars or even new friends when I can't see.
Am I wrong for feeling this way? I would so love your input.
Kisses,
Kelly.
Southern Hospitality.[/QUOTE]