Streetwalker Reports

After several hours of frustration trying to schedule 1st Covid shot & too lazy to cook tonight. I called in some takeout & did some recon between 7:45>9:00 JCB>82nd>Sandy. Entirely skipped the Sandy Upper # tonight.

With my regulars down to only the Barefoot Brunette & Merry. Still searching to either finding a redhead or one to fill in the gaps in their availability. Still in radio contact w/ BBFS MILF squirter, yet her health problems + a couple of minor operations + her Covid paranoia have kept her down for the count still. Heather has just spun out w/ too much go fast & parole violation issues & when not in jail is spending most of her time in Linn county. Her performance has declined some anyway & the calls at 2:00 AM. if "I'd want to get together" are more than fucking irritating. I'm not driving 90 miles one way to see you. Epecially for something I've had @ least a hundred fifty times.

Again empty until by Burnside where an older WSW brunette in red hoodie & jeans was trying hard to get a car any car to stop for her. Saw her later at Stark bus stop where she quoted me $80.00 through the copilots open window. Yeah...that's a nope.

Bagger & her friend were still burdened w/ multiple bags near High School.

A couple of non-descript BSW were around Bagger's Bench area. Feeling too listless to narrate them both. Same old, same old will suffice.

The thicker Eskimo(?) or whatever she is BBW w/ the pug face & that huge & droopiest rack ever was in tan & showing off those puppies. Still coming up short on Eskimo or pug jokes.

Looked around shortly for the Taco Bell redhead but gave up.

Went down to lower Sandy & picked up my ribs & slaw order. Sandy lower # are also DOA by the way.

Coming South & home passed by Baggers Bench & there was the smokeshow brunette from my report #3843 sitting on the steps behind Bagger's Bench. No monster truck interference or PPD so I looped around. At the stop sign I subtlety got her attention & she just sat there & stared at me. OK....be that way. I won't share my ribs w/ you.

Headed home & spotted nada minus the red hoodie long in the tooth WSW at Stark.

Was thinking of going out after dinner but the cabernet, rib & slaw buzz I'm feeling is likely better than anything I'll get on 82nd lately.

Some PPD SUV parked in high school lot & some random ones patrolling.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young Down in the Rust Bucket disc 2.

Here's a good "Cortez the Killer" for you Rammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cxneDwxmvE

Safe Recons & Life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5282070]Bagger & her friend were still burdened w/ multiple bags near High School.

A couple of non-descript BSW were around Bagger's Bench area. [/QUOTE]What is "Baggers Bench? Did you make that up, or is that a legit bench name?

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5282852]What is "Baggers Bench? Did you make that up, or is that a legit bench name?[/QUOTE]It should have one of those brass plaques designating it as such.

I don't know which of us nicknamed it that...

Though it will be forever known as hers for generations LOL.

Not hard to find exact location in reports.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5283429]It should have one of those brass plaques designating it as such.

I don't know which of us nicknamed it that...

Though it will be forever known as hers for generations LOL.

Not hard to find exact location in reports.[/QUOTE]I'll make the plaque and affix it to the bench if you lead the way. LOL.

No doubt the chunky Sistas will be out near The Mantles spot.

Where the Wigger WSWs at? Finding a tough chick would be desired tonight. Give me all the shitty attitudes and some Hood shit. Probably end up blunt and Pornhub.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5282852]What is "Baggers Bench? Did you make that up, or is that a legit bench name?[/QUOTE]From what I've been able to figure out. "bagger" is some shady SW with a hood. Her "bench" would be the trimet bench right out in front of a 7 eleven.

Now I'm not positive. But I think I'm right. Took me a couple tries to figure out who "bagger vance" was myself.

Legend has it she still hoeing out on that bench to this day. Stop by for her autograph anytime.

Curious, from anyone that's test drive her, she worth it?

The last few times I have been out I have seen a BSW and WSW at the intersection of 82 and Klickitat. The BSW seems more aggressive and was even standing in the median with no intention of crossing to the sidewalk. I rolled my window down and with the flow of traffic (about 25 mph) she exclaims, "Come over here and pick me up!" as I drove by.

[QUOTE=StinkyBalls;5285166]Bagger's Bench, Old Taco House[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blee2433;5285130]From what I've been able to figure out. "bagger" is some shady SW with a hood. Her "bench" would be the trimet bench right out in front of a 7 eleven.

Now I'm not positive. But I think I'm right. Took me a couple tries to figure out who "bagger vance" was myself.

Legend has it she still hoeing out on that bench to this day. Stop by for her autograph anytime.

Curious, from anyone that's test drive her, she worth it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5283699]I'll make the plaque and affix it to the bench if you lead the way. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5283429]It should have one of those brass plaques designating it as such.

I don't know which of us nicknamed it that...

Though it will be forever known as hers for generations LOL.

Not hard to find exact location in reports.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5282852]What is "Baggers Bench? Did you make that up, or is that a legit bench name?[/QUOTE]

We have the winner...

Stinky Balls...mainly because he narrowed the location down within fifty feet so succinctly.

Blee2433 was a close second mainly for his vague location details.

RamblinJavlin thanks for playing. When can we expect that commemorative plaque? I've got some nice tamper proof screws so the criddler's won't steal it for scrap.

As far test driving her I just never could pull the trigger on her. I'm just not that fucking courageous. I'd rather stick my dick in the image below.

Dblitz & Rammer have both gone down that road. Search this very forum for the confessions....sorry..I mean the reviews.

Alright, I'm heading out soon to hopefully pick up a regular @ the Unicorns Bench. Look for the glitter sprinkled around it to be sure.

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5285312]RamblinJavlin thanks for playing. When can we expect that commemorative plaque? I've got some nice tamper proof screws so the criddler's won't steal it for scrap.
[/QUOTE]Don't think for one second that I won't go along with this plan.

That bench is metal, but if your tamper proof screws are self tapping, then were in business. I'll dress like a city worker when installing it.

Help a bro out. Where do I look for some good ass? Where are the strolls? Give me streets / intersections. I need some fun and relief.

The Blade is busted right now. ZJs reports will answer your questions. You do the work.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5286073]The Blade is busted right now. ZJs reports will answer your questions. You do the work.[/QUOTE]Several posts down, right? Bagger's Bench.

Headed out around 9:15+- & did a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper# run since I knew I'd probably be in hooker time purgatory to meet my date across from Bagger's soon to be immortalized bench.

By the way RamblinJavlin like your snarky sense of humor. I'll look if the screws in stock are for metal or wood. What size do they have to be? LOL.

Empty until Taboo where I think I spotted LSW Kala in hoodie & jeans. Is she the WMBF? I didn't investigate further tonight.

At Walgreen's area thought I saw Sara #30 was getting scooped. Never saw her again so can't confirm yet that charcoal hair looked familiar spilling out under her mask.

At Sunny Market Pawn a gaggle of SW were hanging out in a tight flock.

A younger sturdy BSW in red onesie. Not familiar to me.

The sullen looking semi BBW BSW w/ unnatural shade platinum wig.

Plus the homely & short haired PAWG who earlier had been sporting that green hair.

What was weird to me is they all seemed to be taking orders from a thick butch dyke scary looking woman in jeans & a wife beater tee shirt. She looked like "Big Boo" from Orange is the New Black. Ran into her on the same area side street in some beater car making phone calls.

At pet hospital was an alright looking BSW in blue track suit & long dark hair. No cottage cheese spotted.

I'd been parked at the McFlurrie aficionado spot for all of ten seconds when my intended for the evening texted she was "running late". When I inquired on an approximate ETA she texted back "soon & I have a surprise for ya" along w/ the dreaded dumb emojis. Fuck me. Yet not hardly unexpected.

Watched a few WSW emerge across the street. First was an anemic looking younger husky brunette in blue patterned pants that looked to be her pajama bottoms, hair tight in a bun w/ what I think was a pink backpack over her jacket. Despite that low red blood cell count face she got scooped fairly quickly in Klickitat shadows.

Next up was a horse faced older WSW w/ out of the bottle red hair. Recognized her as long time 82nd denizen "April". Forget her street moniker. Though I hadn't spotted her in a while she's been out on one end to the other of the stroll forever. She also got scooped behind the 7-11.

Was hoping that smokeshow brunette from my earlier reports showed up as I wanted to study her successful pickups & see what I'm doing wrong.

After seeing April's scoop & my "ETA?" texts unanswered. The copilot wanted her face in the wind some & I felt like moving before anything more cottage cheesed or the extreme trans fatties showed up. It's one thing to see them passing by at 30 MPH, stationary & close up is a whole 'nother story of nuances feel I don't care to see. So we cruised Sandy Upper # for some reason. Nada.

Still no texts so also did some truncated recons between Fremont>Stark a few times to amuse myself.

A few of the earlier above mentioned were still about.

Was halfway through finishing 2nd lap & still no wanted text was zoning out some until heading North by Halsey caught a glance of shoulder length red hair. Could it be the chesty Taco Bell redhead? Only one way to find out Zavi. I inelegantly & illegally got going South again & caught up to her as she walked in at Sunny Pawn. Ran the gauntlet of "Big Boo "& her charges to see redhead in some Volvo wagon just as my phone started going off w / "I'm here where are you?" message. Didn't hang back to see if the redhead & wagon guy sealed the deal. I'm not even 100% it was her but closest I've seen yet. My Sisyphean search for redhead continues. Sigh.

Spotted my nights undertaking at McFlurrieville entrance carrying an overnight bag looking fuckable as hell w/ hair up & knee length skirt topped by slippers. A luxury car was making the usual mongol influenced moves on her. Pulled right up to the curb there & she hopped in, his obvious disbelief was evident or maybe he didn't like my concierge inspired move. Made sure to give her a deep kiss before driving off.

As we headed South & after my "hot pocket pupper" got the usual first lavish attention. She looked at me & mentioned "you aren't going to ask what my surprise is Zavi?". Before I could reply she charged on to "feel my ass". Discovered she had her favorite butt plug installed. Having only experienced this in a text or two tease photo I was fast approaching apoplexy territory to incorporate into real time play.

And while it wasn't the coast backwoods weekend birthday getaway we'd had to abandon last weekend, still a good bargain night as I drained my six day backup of my dead swimmers deep into two of my favorite holes. Not enough time for the trifecta but it'll do for now.

Dropped her off at work around 8:45 this AM. & cruised 82nd>Sandy>82nd JCB.

Only spotted Quasimodo out early in her usual area sunning herself in tight black & white striped top. One of her better days.

Extremely light PPD spotted & Clackamas was nonexistent last night.

I agree w/ Rammer about the blade being somewhat broken last weeks, though I have a suspicion w/ the advent of milder & warmer nights it'll pick up soon.

Recon Soundtrack: Lucinda Williams - Good Souls Better Angels + another fine bootleg from Hardly Strictly Bluegrass w/ David Bromberg Quintet - October 5, 2018. "New Lee Highway Blues" is one of those consummate American Express type road trip songs. Never leave home without it.

Safe recons & life.

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[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5286263]By the way RamblinJavlin like your snarky sense of humor. I'll look if the screws in stock are for metal or wood. What size do they have to be? LOL.[/QUOTE]I appreciate it.

Not sure yet. Got a lot on my plate before I leave the area for a couple of months for work, but I won't forget. Hell, that'll give me a chance to research something. Love your report as always. Keep up the good work. LOL. One of these days. LOL.

She hasn't Walked since the second curfew.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5286263]Headed out around 9:15+- & did a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper# run since I knew I'd probably be in hooker time purgatory to meet my date across from Bagger's soon to be immortalized bench.
Empty until Taboo where I think I spotted LSW Kala in hoodie & jeans. Is she the WMBF? I didn't investigate further tonight.
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