Massage Parlor Reports

Well, there are 2 things that I love; making cream pies and Asian women's feet.

On a recommendation from this board I decided to check our Sunny Day. I keep my monger bucks under the ashtray of my car. I grabbed 12 Jackson's so that I'd be ready for anything. As I was walking through the parking lot toward the door, Newt Gingrich wearing a face mask came down the sidewalk and went in. As not to have an awkward conversation in the lobby I browsed Tuesday Morning for about 10 minutes and then made my way down to Sunny Day.

I walked in and was greeted by a Chinese Amy Winehouse. I'll call her Chinehouse for the rest of the report as I never asked her name. She asked how long I would be staying and I responded an hour. She led me to a room and I looked up and verified the ashiatsu bars were present and began getting undressed.

She entered about 5 minutes later and covers me up. She asked about pressure and I responded that I prefer deep pressure and would like her to walk on my back, she said it would be $10 more, I agreed to the amount. She massaged through the sheet for about 15 minutes then got up and walked on my back and legs, still draped. I prefer no drape but didn't want to rock the boat. Chinehouse was all business. When she finished back walking she got oil and undraped my upper body. The oil was high quality and left no scent (definitely a plus). I grazed her leg with my fingertips while she was working from my right side and she deliberately moved out of my reach. Not a good sign.

Eventually she started working on my right leg and moved the drape to the side and tucked it under my junk. I shifted and started to pull it off and she grabbed the drape and forcefully put it back where I was completely covered. Not playful, no-nonsense, just deliberately getting the point across not to try any funny business. I'm not one to be a dick and force myself on these chicks so I just settled in for the rest of the therapeutic massage.

Overall the massage was pretty good, I was relaxed. She worked out knots that I had from 3 weeks of CrossFit. She didn't work on my hands or feet, but got in really deep on my neck. I'd give the massage a solid 7.

After the flip she rubbed my legs and chest but stayed far away from any extras. She had a stern look that let me know that any attempt would be futile. On my way out she handed me a card and told me to call for a different girl next time. WTF. I've never had that happen before.

I went home with a totally angry unsatisfied boner. I had to aggravate my wife for nearly an hour to take care of it. It only cost me 20 minutes of cunnilingus, 90 minutes of honey-do work and a $100 dinner. I could have saved a lot of work and cash if Chinehouse just took care of it.

On another note, post COVID MP's are weird. It's like if you don't have a rapport from pre-COVID it's going to be hard to make headway. I'm going to head back to my regular shitty massage, but good extras place on SCD that I went to pre-COVID.

Oh and don't waste money at Sunny Day. Might as well go to Massage Evny and save a few $$.

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[QUOTE=BBLove;4857168]Well, there are 2 things that I love; making cream pies and Asian women's feet.

On a recommendation from this board I decided to check our Sunny Day. I keep my monger bucks under the ashtray of my car. I grabbed 12 Jackson's so that I'd be ready for anything. As I was walking through the parking lot toward the door, Newt Gingrich wearing a face mask came down the sidewalk and went in. As not to have an awkward conversation in the lobby I browsed Tuesday Morning for about 10 minutes and then made my way down to Sunny Day.

I walked in and was greeted by a Chinese Amy Winehouse. I'll call her Chinehouse for the rest of the report as I never asked her name. She asked how long I would be staying and I responded an hour. She led me to a room and I looked up and verified the ashiatsu bars were present and began getting undressed.

She entered about 5 minutes later and covers me up. She asked about pressure and I responded that I prefer deep pressure and would like her to walk on my back, she said it would be $10 more, I agreed to the amount. She massaged through the sheet for about 15 minutes then got up and walked on my back and legs, still draped. I prefer no drape but didn't want to rock the boat. Chinehouse was all business. When she finished back walking she got oil and undraped my upper body. The oil was high quality and left no scent (definitely a plus). I grazed her leg with my fingertips while she was working from my right side and she deliberately moved out of my reach. Not a good sign.

Eventually she started working on my right leg and moved the drape to the side and tucked it under my junk. I shifted and started to pull it off and she grabbed the drape and forcefully put it back where I was completely covered. Not playful, no-nonsense, just deliberately getting the point across not to try any funny business. I'm not one to be a dick and force myself on these chicks so I just settled in for the rest of the therapeutic massage.

Overall the massage was pretty good, I was relaxed. She worked out knots that I had from 3 weeks of CrossFit. She didn't work on my hands or feet, but got in really deep on my neck. I'd give the massage a solid 7.

After the flip she rubbed my legs and chest but stayed far away from any extras. She had a stern look that let me know that any attempt would be futile. On my way out she handed me a card and told me to call for a different girl next time. WTF. I've never had that happen before.

I went home with a totally angry unsatisfied boner. I had to aggravate my wife for nearly an hour to take care of it. It only cost me 20 minutes of cunnilingus, 90 minutes of honey-do work and a $100 dinner. I could have saved a lot of work and cash if Chinehouse just took care of it.

On another note, post COVID MP's are weird. It's like if you don't have a rapport from pre-COVID it's going to be hard to make headway. I'm going to head back to my regular shitty massage, but good extras place on SCD that I went to pre-COVID.

Oh and don't waste money at Sunny Day. Might as well go to Massage Evny and save a few $$.[/QUOTE]So basically the extra Jacksons you didn't spend on the massage you end up spending on the wife anyways. It's disappointing when the massage girl doesn't want to finish you off, but at least you know where NOT to go in the future.

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[QUOTE=BBLove;4857168]Well, there are 2 things that I love; making cream pies and Asian women's feet.

On a recommendation from this board I decided to check our Sunny Day. I keep my monger bucks under the ashtray of my car. I grabbed 12 Jackson's so that I'd be ready for anything. As I was walking through the parking lot toward the door, Newt Gingrich wearing a face mask came down the sidewalk and went in. As not to have an awkward conversation in the lobby I browsed Tuesday Morning for about 10 minutes and then made my way down to Sunny Day.

I walked in and was greeted by a Chinese Amy Winehouse. I'll call her Chinehouse for the rest of the report as I never asked her name. She asked how long I would be staying and I responded an hour. She led me to a room and I looked up and verified the ashiatsu bars were present and began getting undressed.

She entered about 5 minutes later and covers me up. She asked about pressure and I responded that I prefer deep pressure and would like her to walk on my back, she said it would be $10 more, I agreed to the amount. She massaged through the sheet for about 15 minutes then got up and walked on my back and legs, still draped. I prefer no drape but didn't want to rock the boat. Chinehouse was all business. When she finished back walking she got oil and undraped my upper body. The oil was high quality and left no scent (definitely a plus). I grazed her leg with my fingertips while she was working from my right side and she deliberately moved out of my reach. Not a good sign.[/QUOTE]Is this sunny day Marietta Johnson ferry. I've had everything herein several times. The boss came from another shop in Marietta can't remember the name of her old shop. I was seeing a couple of girls here. One first time not there anymore. One the boss. Seen all of her before. It's a good place.

Yestheydo.

Took my friend to top v tonight. He got the boss whom I'm very familiar with. Gave her $90 tip pre massage. Told her to take care of my friend. He said he had a great time. Seen her before and sure he did. I saw my regular whom I met at sunny day. Tall and slim. Nice looking and friendly. Everything is on the table here. Truly enjoy this girl. She works hard and tries to take it all. Great girl and hard worker.

Yestheydo.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4856920]Hold on, sweet pea. It's not that simple for married mongers. Ever heard anyone say, "It's cheaper to keep her?" When you're balls deep into a marriage with a mortgage, car payments, kids, church, a large circle of mutual friends, investments, etc, you don't just flip a switch and make things all better. Your comment at best refers to single or unattached guys. Married guys have to be crafty and creative when mongering.

As to DanPen, you know your situation better than anyone, so you really have to think hard as to what excuse would work for your situation. I know that sound vague but only you can figure that out. I personally would tell the ol' lady I spent it on a legit hobby I have. Cars? Fishing? Hunting? Underwater basket weaving? You decide.[/QUOTE]I'm married and my wife and I keep out finances totally separate and each have assigned bills to pay and as long as those bills are paid there are no questions.

I couldn't be with someone who was inspecting my finani. Even before I picked up this hobby.

[QUOTE=Dbaby;4856396]Just rode by a spot on North Buford Highway that had about 10 LE with folks lined up on the sidewalk. It was on a side street about a mile from Pleasant Hill.[/QUOTE]An informant of mine told me that this was a drug bust and that the folks lined up on the sidewalk were Mexicans. That's all I know.

[QUOTE=Dbaby;4856396]Just rode by a spot on North Buford Highway that had about 10 LE with folks lined up on the sidewalk. It was on a side street about a mile from Pleasant Hill.[/QUOTE]I am surprised they would have gotten hit. They recently changed their name, I forget what they changed the name to.

Stopped by Youngs for the first time. Had to pay up front, which didn't bother me. The girl shhhed me when I asked for her name, so I'm not sure who she was. I personally don't like a chatty patty when going to these places, but I like to get names in order to repeat. Very peaceful massage. Great back walking and finish. Standard rates apply.

On another note, anybody knows if Mindy is still making dreams come true at Adore?

[QUOTE=Oldti;4855866]If you don't have it in the first couple meetings you'll never have it don't be a trick and waste your money not to mention your time the gas and feelings.[/QUOTE]Well said sir.

You can tell pretty quick, if she's going to be into you or not.

If not, then it's hard to "buy your way in".

Most all of this stuff is chemistry, then $.

If she not into you. Move on to find one that is.

[QUOTE=Jeffinnatlanta;4857486]I am surprised they would have gotten hit. They recently changed their name, I forget what they changed the name to.[/QUOTE]Could be. It shows up as I love Massage on a Google search.

[QUOTE=Sbaset;4856321]You made the mistake of marrying / dating a crazy possessive spouse that doesn't respect your privacy. Grow some balls. Geezus. Are you really asking this as a serious question? LOL The moment a girl tries to go through my stuff is the moment I show her the door.[/QUOTE]Note to self: don't come to the forum looking for marital advice. Especially from Sbasset. LOL.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4856920]Hold on, sweet pea. It's not that simple for married mongers. Ever heard anyone say, "It's cheaper to keep her?" When you're balls deep into a marriage with a mortgage, car payments, kids, church, a large circle of mutual friends, investments, etc, you don't just flip a switch and make things all better. Your comment at best refers to single or unattached guys. Married guys have to be crafty and creative when mongering.

As to DanPen, you know your situation better than anyone, so you really have to think hard as to what excuse would work for your situation. I know that sound vague but only you can figure that out. I personally would tell the ol' lady I spent it on a legit hobby I have. Cars? Fishing? Hunting? Underwater basket weaving? You decide.[/QUOTE]Amen to all of this.

Danpen, fwiw I've had personal success with withdrawing $80 at a time and just planning a week or two ahead for a massage. Depending on your wife's involvement you may even consider paying for the massage with a credit card and tipping I'm cash. $50 or $60 has never stood out for us. It's not like you can get a HE for just $60 otd. .

[QUOTE=DanPen;4854631]What do you all use as excuses or alibis for a $100-$200 ATM withdrawal if someone were to look at your bank statement or Bank app and inquire why there was a $200 withdrawal yesterday and why is the money not in your wallet today / what did you spend it on? Poker with the boys is not an excuse I can use right now. Thanks.[/QUOTE]You need to slowly save it up over time. Get $40 out of the atm, wait a few days get $20 cash back when you make a purchase. Find a hiding place in your car, under the console under the carpet something so you have the cash with you when you go out. Slowly build your savings up over time from these small withdrawals.

But always keep a bit in your pocket so she knows you have the cash you have been withdrawing. Don't take 160 out and blow it the same day at the mp. Yeah, she is going to question that. Sometimes spend a bit on her so she knows you are just spending a bit here and there while you are out. Give her a bit of cash before she leaves the house when going to get drinks with friends or for a tip when she goes to get a hair cut or hand the kids a few bucks when she is taking them with her to the store so they can buy a toy for themselves. Then she is not suspicious when she sees the next withdrawal.

Let her see you like the convienece of having some cash and not depending 100% on a card. Make her appreciate it also. She will go from questioning why to being glad you have a bit of cash.