Massage Parlor Reports

Are you saying you paid 100 for the 2 girls and that's it?

How much to get in? 50 x 2?

[QUOTE=Caffeine;1940475]Was dissapointed to hear that jojie and the other spot was closed so I decided to take a trip around gg last night around 9 p to recon some old spots, but it was my bday so I wanted to go out and explore the town.

First stop was the 7 spot behind penny prints, used to have a super hot coffe shop girl that worked there named T that loved the D in the P as well as the A..., but sadly she's gone, got a fresh face there that seemed ultra nervous. Paid .3 for a half, and in came the new girl...very young...with a very nice haircut...wearing a mini skirt and a short cutoff tee shirt. Good sign right? Wrong, I think it was her first night out because she seemed super nervous about every thing, I could hear her swallowing her saliva nervously. Gave me something that resembled a massage, but was more like her pinching my rolls and tugging on my calves LOL. On the flip she pushed the towel really low, and thoughts of past visits with the old girls there made me super happy...then she said all done! So needless to say rather than takng care of biz myself I gave her a $5 tip and walked out.

I hopped into the car and fireed up the iphone to do some more recon and found some ads that led me to bldg D behind the 76 station at the accounting office. Called them via my google voice# and said I was coming over, showed up and they said that all the girls were busy, I mentioned something about it being my bday and decided to go outside for a cig. Then I left.

On to the next stop, I decided to stop by ol faithful ac3. I diddnt even get the girls name but I was walked into the room...which BTW was freezing cold, undressed and hopped on the table. In she comes and doesn't even say a word to me, just collected the $20 that I left out and stripped down and hopped on top of me into the 69 position, I don't know what happened but before I knew it I was painting the inside of the condom...so just like that within 10 minutes I was in and out...and my wallet was thinner.

After getting in my car I saw that I had a missed call from spot D, they said to come over, I told them I jsut left another spot and was done for the night, then the mama said for me to come over and she would make sure to wish me a happy bday, so like a moron off I went agian...back to the accounting office.

After getting there I, she said happy bday, I figured WTF and I said to have her send 2 of the girls in for the 4 hand and ill have some fun, she offered me a shower which I decided to take since I just left AC. I hopped into the shower and rinsed off, and wasnt expecting anything else and before in come an older I'd say 5'2' viet with a little bit of love and DD walks in and asks if I need help, of course my answer was yes...so the next thing I know I'm having "outercouse" in the shower and blowing a load inbetween her ass cheecks. After the shower, which lasted at least a good 4-7 minutes (LOL) I went back to the room, and and the girl followed me in wearing nothing but a towel. Upon entering the room another viet about 5'8' super skinny and ultra light skinned with a cups and the smoothest shaved vag I've ever seen was sitting on the table in a string thong that looked about 3 sizes too big for her and a tank top. They ask if ill take care of them...since it was my bday I said WTF and laid out $ on the nightstand. This is where it gets good, DD girl asks if I want to taste her, and so I oblidge and go down on DD girl, then AA girl then decides to suck a boner out of me. I'm fingering BB girls who is now laying on the table while AA girl is sitting on the stool and BB girls squirts!

I'm now a little sore, but at at full attention. Then before I know it I'm plowing away at DD girl doggy while she is leaning over the table, then AA girl doggy, the AA girl goes down on DD girl then I blow my load while in AA girl. After taking the condom off I sit down on the chair to relax then both AA girl an DD girl come kneel and give me a double BBBJ.

All of this happens and I'm home by 12:00.and of course I jerked it in bed before going to sleep.

Cliff notes: $500 spent, 4 loads blown, and a very happy bday to me.[/QUOTE]

Aaah. The wonders of Cialis, beer and crystal meth.

Or he is 22.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1941474]Aaah. The wonders of Cialis, beer and crystal meth.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;1942123]Or he is 22.[/QUOTE]Perhaps a touch of Morton's salt? Well, I am enviousness.

Greetings. Been enjoying the hobby for many, many years, and I've lurked around here for quite some time as well. The fruits of Orange County would not have been so juicy without it, so kudos to the contributors. Now I will be one as well. A little background: I enjoyed my first OC mongering experience at Tanning in Westminster and, from there, have hit many of the popular spots over the years, including Birch Accufuck, OK (and the other OKs), Ponderosa, Vick's and many more, rom the old days. Of late, I've sampled treats from AC, Caribbean, Emerald, Jo Jie (RIP), Rose Island, see&see, Bedazzled and again, many others.

A little further out, I've ventured inland to places like Urban Therapy, and dabbled in L.A., where I first experienced the joys of a B2 B table shower at a place whose name I can't recall. I've also had some nice opportunities out of town, including the Green Door in SF, the now-defunct CH2 in Philly, and Roses in Honolulu. All have provided exemplary quality and service.

Yesterday was my latest vin OC, and it was ho-hum, pun fully intended. I had read some good reports about Envy in GG, and upon entering, I was greeted by a very cute 20's V-girl, and*I, who was wearing lingerie and heels. About 5'2", nice skin, solid be cups, round booty. Paid the HF, laid down starkers on the table, and after the requisite questions about "have you been here before," coupled with my requisite lies, a quick rub on the back moved down to some boys tickling and negotiations. She asked $1.6 but agreed to $1.2.

Began with CBJ with me face-up on the table, I asked her to climb on for 69, but she balked at that idea. Instead she climbed up and mount CG, but genuinely seemed to have trouble with Sticker's width. So, it was slow and steady for a bit, so slow that I was getting bored. So as I turned her over on her back for a change, I detected something in the air that wasn't quite fresh. Anyway, I thought I'd do a deep dive first, but when she saw that I intended to do some snacking, she said, "no , not this time." Well the less-than-fresh air became even less so as I entered her again, mish this time, because her rather hairy kitty was giving off bad fumes. Despite her good looks, this was, of course, off-putting, but I soldiered on and tried to breathe lightly through my mouth instead of nose. However, I was losing interest again, so I switched to DS to enjoy the view of her round booty. The visual was nice, but I felt like grabbing an Odor-Eater from my shoe and stuffing it in there, because the nasty smell just kept getting stronger.

Didn't want to stop without a pop, so I just jack-hammered away in DS to get the job done. Maybe she wasn't aware of her own "fragrance," because she never said anything as she wiped the stench off Sticker Jr. With a warm towel. When she left the room, I did a double wipe down and used the towel on the table to dry it off further. She was waiting for me at the exit door, then smiled and said come back soon. I ever do, it would be with someone who had better hygiene downstairs and took care of her yeast infection before reporting for duty.

On a side note, since I was in the same strip mall as the fabled Guangzhou cafe, I strolled over to see what all the fuss was about. I had previously visited Cafe Lu, which also has great-looking girls serving you Viet coffee drinks, but at the time, there were no boobilicious displays. Yesterday at Guangzhou, boobs were popping out everywhere, so the eye candy was a nice compliment to the coffee. On duty, was a Viet, a white and my "server," who was a long, tall drink of water named Yadi, or something along those lines. A Mexican cutie, who looked to be about 20, maybe 5'5" and thin, but with a nice little roundness to her backside. Her bolt-ons were not the best work I've ever witnessed, looked more like manmades from the early '80's. I kept thinking, as young as she was, her original A cups, coupled with her half-dollar-sized nips, would have been nicer. But she had a gorgeous mug, and was pleasant enough, after asking me a couple of times if I was a cop. Seems to me that walking around wearing panties and bikini tops, which sometimes fall to the side to free the melons, wouldn't be illegal in a place that doesn't serve alcohol, so I don't know why they would be concerned with LE. Anyway, these Viet cafes are an interesting cultural phenomenon, to say the least.

Well, there you have it, my cherry-popping forum report. Keep up the great work, fellow mongers, and you'll be hearing more from me.

Sticker.

I checked out the new place in Fountain Valley off Edinger and Newland in the shopping center. Nice place and looks super legit with all the plaques on the wall. I met a nice chubby Chinese lady named Hanna or Hellen, she was probably mid 30's with some nice see cups. I saw an add for $20 hh but she asked for $40 and I didn't care to argue. Led to a nice room and got a decent massage. She takes direction well and is a bit chatty at first. She kept flirting with me and at one point she asked me how do I get laid if I am single while she poked my butt crack. I took this as a good sign for h.e. But on the flip I kinda had to talk her into it. Probably just playing it safe or trying to get me to buy more time. But once she started it was a really good h job and a lot of ball massage and let me roam over the clothes. Never asked for tip so I just left $40.

Not bad but not super exciting, just another jack shack.

I almost mongered royal massage on Warner but I just get a weird vibe on that place.

I checked out passion down on Katella after reading up on it. This is more my style, tacky shit everywhere and paranoid mammasons.. I payed my $35 and went inside, took a piss first and then to my room. I can't remember her fake name so I will describe her. I got a really short like 5'1 Asian lady about 95 pounds and probably in her.

50's. Very nice lady. Kinda balding but not bad. So she starts with a really good massage with lots of technique and power. For like 20 minutes, then on the flip asks what I want, just like previous reports, so I opt for the bee jay. And she asked for $100 which I only like to pay $60 to $80 for but I honeslty only had $80 on me so she accepted with out complaint. She then pulls out the jimmy hat and now I'm bummed because I thought this was a BBBJ shack for sure. So I let her do her thing and I very nicely ask her to remove it cause I can't feel anything, works every time. She pulls it off and asks if I'm clean and off she goes. Dood this little chick can do some serious deep throat, it was awesome and I asked to just stop and bite my balls and shaft and she did this even better for like 5 minutes with rotating back and fourth from deep throat and ball biting. After like 8 minutes I'm ready to blow and she asked that I don't cum in her mouth so I did not and gave her a warning. Also she pulled her boobs out for assistance. Sadly I think she had a botched boob job cause one was smaller or just didn't have an implant. But I could care less cause by balls had bite marks on them so I'm happy.

Hot towel / bottle water / bailed.

So earlier I reported on my passion trip, but one day before that, I tried a foot place that I went to before cause I wanted a legit massage for one hour. I went to the foot place on magnolia and hazard. I had a good massage and HJ there right when it opened months ago. This time I got the lamest massage ever. No power, no technique and no love. The girl just kept yawning and leaving the room for no reason. I was not too bummed since it was only $30 for an hour. She didn't even care that I only gave her $5 for the tip, what a worthless person hahah. But honestly why am I getting a crap massage with no happy ending in sight at a legit foot place vs. An awesome massage and a blowjob at a sex shop. Sorry needed to vent.

I almost forgot to report on my trip to the ever changing massage parlor in midway on bolsa and beach. The one that is open super late. So I walk in and meet papa teenager and he asked for $40 to which I replied with " I thought it was $30" then he laughed and said ok. I was led to the first big room on the left and laid down. The room was nice and had all the good signs. In walks a gal with massive boobs and in lingerie. I'm thinkin well there goes the massage hahaha. But she did a half way decent massage and asked the usual questions to get comfy with me. She flips me and starts to tell me the menu. I opt for the bee jay and she wants $100. I only had $90 and she took it. She pulled out the biggest fullest big nippled monsters I had seen in a long time. I went nuts on those things, meanwhile she put a hat on my crank, bummer but it was still good. She would not remove it for me after I asked nicely, no biggie. I popped and then we chatted for a bit. She wanted to know what I thought of the place and how did I find it. I'm guessing she was the mammason? After that she said now I know you, you come back I give you BBBJ ok.

Might go back just for the boobs.

Visiting Dana Point from Florida for 2 days and looking for an AMP or outcall body rub. I'm not cheap, but don't want to drop.

More than $130 with tip. I'm ok with just HE. I don't need the works. Looking for a laid back place with no pressure or pushy girls. Advice would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Caffeine;1940475]Was dissapointed to hear that jojie and the other spot was closed so I decided to take a trip around gg last night around 9 p to recon some old spots, but it was my bday so I wanted to go out and explore the town.

First stop was the 7 spot behind penny prints, used to have a super hot coffe shop girl that worked there named T that loved the D in the P as well as the A..., but sadly she's gone, got a fresh face there that seemed ultra nervous. Paid .3 for a half, and in came the new girl...very young...with a very nice haircut...wearing a mini skirt and a short cutoff tee shirt. Good sign right? Wrong, I think it was her first night out because she seemed super nervous about every thing, I could hear her swallowing her saliva nervously. Gave me something that resembled a massage, but was more like her pinching my rolls and tugging on my calves LOL. On the flip she pushed the towel really low, and thoughts of past visits with the old girls there made me super happy...then she said all done! So needless to say rather than takng care of biz myself I gave her a $5 tip and walked out.

I hopped into the car and fireed up the iphone to do some more recon and found some ads that led me to bldg D behind the 76 station at the accounting office. Called them via my google voice# and said I was coming over, showed up and they said that all the girls were busy, I mentioned something about it being my bday and decided to go outside for a cig. Then I left.

On to the next stop, I decided to stop by ol faithful ac3. I diddnt even get the girls name but I was walked into the room...which BTW was freezing cold, undressed and hopped on the table. In she comes and doesn't even say a word to me, just collected the $20 that I left out and stripped down and hopped on top of me into the 69 position, I don't know what happened but before I knew it I was painting the inside of the condom...so just like that within 10 minutes I was in and out...and my wallet was thinner.

After getting in my car I saw that I had a missed call from spot D, they said to come over, I told them I jsut left another spot and was done for the night, then the mama said for me to come over and she would make sure to wish me a happy bday, so like a moron off I went agian...back to the accounting office.

After getting there I, she said happy bday, I figured WTF and I said to have her send 2 of the girls in for the 4 hand and ill have some fun, she offered me a shower which I decided to take since I just left AC. I hopped into the shower and rinsed off, and wasnt expecting anything else and before in come an older I'd say 5'2' viet with a little bit of love and DD walks in and asks if I need help, of course my answer was yes...so the next thing I know I'm having "outercouse" in the shower and blowing a load inbetween her ass cheecks. After the shower, which lasted at least a good 4-7 minutes (LOL) I went back to the room, and and the girl followed me in wearing nothing but a towel. Upon entering the room another viet about 5'8' super skinny and ultra light skinned with a cups and the smoothest shaved vag I've ever seen was sitting on the table in a string thong that looked about 3 sizes too big for her and a tank top. They ask if ill take care of them...since it was my bday I said WTF and laid out $ on the nightstand. This is where it gets good, DD girl asks if I want to taste her, and so I oblidge and go down on DD girl, then AA girl then decides to suck a boner out of me. I'm fingering BB girls who is now laying on the table while AA girl is sitting on the stool and BB girls squirts!

I'm now a little sore, but at at full attention. Then before I know it I'm plowing away at DD girl doggy while she is leaning over the table, then AA girl doggy, the AA girl goes down on DD girl then I blow my load while in AA girl. After taking the condom off I sit down on the chair to relax then both AA girl an DD girl come kneel and give me a double BBBJ.

All of this happens and I'm home by 12:00.and of course I jerked it in bed before going to sleep.

Cliff notes: $500 spent, 4 loads blown, and a very happy bday to me.[/QUOTE]Now this is a really really good report. Happy Birthday.

If you were in Guangzhou after 3, there are no boobs.

There are a few girls that just don't do topless, but Yadi isn't one of them. Either they thought you were a cop or it was too late.

[QUOTE=Sticker;1942861]Greetings. Been enjoying the hobby for many, many years, and I've lurked around here for quite some time as well. The fruits of Orange County would not have been so juicy without it, so kudos to the contributors. Now I will be one as well. A little background: I enjoyed my first OC mongering experience at Tanning in Westminster and, from there, have hit many of the popular spots over the years, including Birch Accufuck, OK (and the other OKs), Ponderosa, Vick's and many more, rom the old days. Of late, I've sampled treats from AC, Caribbean, Emerald, Jo Jie (RIP), Rose Island, see&see, Bedazzled and again, many others.

A little further out, I've ventured inland to places like Urban Therapy, and dabbled in L.A., where I first experienced the joys of a B2 B table shower at a place whose name I can't recall. I've also had some nice opportunities out of town, including the Green Door in SF, the now-defunct CH2 in Philly, and Roses in Honolulu. All have provided exemplary quality and service.

Yesterday was my latest vin OC, and it was ho-hum, pun fully intended. I had read some good reports about Envy in GG, and upon entering, I was greeted by a very cute 20's V-girl, and*I, who was wearing lingerie and heels. About 5'2", nice skin, solid be cups, round booty. Paid the HF, laid down starkers on the table, and after the requisite questions about "have you been here before," coupled with my requisite lies, a quick rub on the back moved down to some boys tickling and negotiations. She asked $1.6 but agreed to $1.2.

Began with CBJ with me face-up on the table, I asked her to climb on for 69, but she balked at that idea. Instead she climbed up and mount CG, but genuinely seemed to have trouble with Sticker's width. So, it was slow and steady for a bit, so slow that I was getting bored. So as I turned her over on her back for a change, I detected something in the air that wasn't quite fresh. Anyway, I thought I'd do a deep dive first, but when she saw that I intended to do some snacking, she said, "no , not this time." Well the less-than-fresh air became even less so as I entered her again, mish this time, because her rather hairy kitty was giving off bad fumes. Despite her good looks, this was, of course, off-putting, but I soldiered on and tried to breathe lightly through my mouth instead of nose. However, I was losing interest again, so I switched to DS to enjoy the view of her round booty. The visual was nice, but I felt like grabbing an Odor-Eater from my shoe and stuffing it in there, because the nasty smell just kept getting stronger.

Didn't want to stop without a pop, so I just jack-hammered away in DS to get the job done. Maybe she wasn't aware of her own "fragrance," because she never said anything as she wiped the stench off Sticker Jr. With a warm towel. When she left the room, I did a double wipe down and used the towel on the table to dry it off further. She was waiting for me at the exit door, then smiled and said come back soon. I ever do, it would be with someone who had better hygiene downstairs and took care of her yeast infection before reporting for duty.

On a side note, since I was in the same strip mall as the fabled Guangzhou cafe, I strolled over to see what all the fuss was about. I had previously visited Cafe Lu, which also has great-looking girls serving you Viet coffee drinks, but at the time, there were no boobilicious displays. Yesterday at Guangzhou, boobs were popping out everywhere, so the eye candy was a nice compliment to the coffee. On duty, was a Viet, a white and my "server," who was a long, tall drink of water named Yadi, or something along those lines. A Mexican cutie, who looked to be about 20, maybe 5'5" and thin, but with a nice little roundness to her backside. Her bolt-ons were not the best work I've ever witnessed, looked more like manmades from the early '80's. I kept thinking, as young as she was, her original A cups, coupled with her half-dollar-sized nips, would have been nicer. But she had a gorgeous mug, and was pleasant enough, after asking me a couple of times if I was a cop. Seems to me that walking around wearing panties and bikini tops, which sometimes fall to the side to free the melons, wouldn't be illegal in a place that doesn't serve alcohol, so I don't know why they would be concerned with LE. Anyway, these Viet cafes are an interesting cultural phenomenon, to say the least.

Well, there you have it, my cherry-popping forum report. Keep up the great work, fellow mongers, and you'll be hearing more from me.

Sticker.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;1943375]If you were in Guangzhou after 3, there are no boobs.

There are a few girls that just don't do topless, but Yadi isn't one of them. Either they thought you were a cop or it was too late.[/QUOTE]Greetings. It was during my previous trip to Cafe Lu, where there were no boobies were on display ... And perhaps that was after 3 pm.

At my recent trip to Guangzhou, I was there before 3 pm, so as I mentioned, the boobies were a-popping everywhere. Just not near my booth at the beginning. Once Yadi and others were satisfied that I wasn't a cop, they displayed their untethered titties as they strolled by regularly to refill my tea, which I was drinking nonstop for obvious reasons.

Incidentally, I've read that all the girls here are supposed to have bolt-ons, but other than Yadi, the other two girls either had naturals, or the best plastic surgeon in OC.

Sticker

[QUOTE=TheProdigy;1942954]I checked out passion down on Katella after reading up on it. This is more my style, tacky shit everywhere and paranoid mammasons.. I payed my $35 and went inside, took a piss first and then to my room. I can't remember her fake name so I will describe her. I got a really short like 5'1 Asian lady about 95 pounds and probably in her.

50's. Very nice lady. Kinda balding but not bad. So she starts with a really good massage with lots of technique and power. For like 20 minutes, then on the flip asks what I want, just like previous reports, so I opt for the bee jay. And she asked for $100 which I only like to pay $60 to $80 for but I honeslty only had $80 on me so she accepted with out complaint. She then pulls out the jimmy hat and now I'm bummed because I thought this was a BBBJ shack for sure. So I let her do her thing and I very nicely ask her to remove it cause I can't feel anything, works every time. She pulls it off and asks if I'm clean and off she goes. Dood this little chick can do some serious deep throat, it was awesome and I asked to just stop and bite my balls and shaft and she did this even better for like 5 minutes with rotating back and fourth from deep throat and ball biting. After like 8 minutes I'm ready to blow and she asked that I don't cum in her mouth so I did not and gave her a warning. Also she pulled her boobs out for assistance. Sadly I think she had a botched boob job cause one was smaller or just didn't have an implant. But I could care less cause by balls had bite marks on them so I'm happy.

Hot towel / bottle water / bailed.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you had a good time. I went to Passion last Friday afternoon & there was a super hot MILF with a tattoo on her left scapula. I have also seen the gal you've described and she was really sweet & nice, but the other gal (taller & very beautiful shiny hair) was wearing a sexy blue dress with heels and her voluptous body was just popping out all over. You should go back and try the other talent.

[QUOTE=Sticker;1942861]
Yesterday was my latest vin OC, and it was ho-hum, pun fully intended. I had read some good reports about Envy in GG, and upon entering, I was greeted by a very cute 20's V-girl, and*I, who was wearing lingerie and heels. About 5'2", nice skin, solid be cups, round booty. Paid the HF, laid down starkers on the table, and after the requisite questions about "have you been here before," coupled with my requisite lies, a quick rub on the back moved down to some boys tickling and negotiations. She asked $1.6 but agreed to $1.2.

Began with CBJ with me face-up on the table, I asked her to climb on for 69, but she balked at that idea. Instead she climbed up and mount CG, but genuinely seemed to have trouble with Sticker's width. So, it was slow and steady for a bit, so slow that I was getting bored. So as I turned her over on her back for a change, I detected something in the air that wasn't quite fresh. [/QUOTE]

Good thing she denied you carpet munching this time. LOL. But in all fairness, she probably was just getting over Aunt Flow & it probably was not a yeast infection.

When yours truly went to Tijuana for the first time in the early 90's, your intrepid reporter selected a hot little' number and went upstairs. When I cracked that kitty open, the stench literally knocked me down like an RPG! I mean it was 100 x stronger than Limberger cheese. A real raging yeast infection, although nothing more than a manageable nuisance, smells incredibly bad. Like a garbage can full of rotten fish & cheese.

But in your case, I am certain your provider probably went to work just coming off her little monthly visitor and the smell is just blood clot & sloughing off dead skin cells. BTW, did she have ink on her hip & side of her body ?

So I had to go to the OC on Friday (before I had my crazy encounter on Fig read about it on the LA Fig Forum) and I was really feeling like some Viet tang. Now I feel the OC prices are very high so I get super picky plus it seems like there are so many spots that the quality has gone down too... I remember the old Tanning spot and they always had the baddest bitches back in the early 2000's.

So I started at Suite D on Fern and asked if you get to pick mamason said no so I left I should have checked the other spots though. Then I went up on Beach to #107 and they showed me 2 girls one was allright but not what I was looking for. I had saw an add for a spot in Cypress on Ball Road said 18-21 year olds I think so I went to check it out I went in and it was 2 older V chicks they looked good for Milfs but not my thing. I was running short on time so I just went to get dazzled I thought service isn't the best but the girls are hot. So they send in a really hot Latin / Phillipina she was small chested and I wanted a V girl so I asked for asian and they said all busy handed me cash back so I said Ill take the Latin / Philp. Girl prices were high so I opted just for the tug at .6 (ouch) buit she did I Really good job sorta dry humped me at the same time.

I got done at about 2:30 am from what I had to do in OC and still wanted a V girl so I called Suite L on Fern (their add said open till 3) no answer then the number texted me back saying to go to #107 on beach so I went to that center to check out some of the other spots I went to 105 first and they said no line up so I went to the "Prince Song" the first girl I didn't like (She was at 107 earlier and recognized me) Then I waited to see Sarah She had a good body but I didn't like her face so I said No. Got my $ back and went across parking lot but they said no line up as well.

So by this time it was already 4 so decided to take my chances on the streets and headed to Fig Got a great girl but had a awful experience. Stay safe.

Yea, Stockholm, I vaguely recall she was inked on her side. These days, so many providers have ink that it's hard to differentiate sometimes. As I said earlier, she has a very cute face, and she also has long brown hair with some subtle blonde streaks, natural be-cups, round booty and a natural muff. That last part I found a bit unusual considering she didn't have an accent. Usually when they are young and were born here, the carpet has been completely removed with a Lady Bic.

I also did a little reading up after the smell fest, and it's quite possible she had Bacterial vaginosis (BV), which is a very common infection among women with multiple sex partners. Apparently it's not transferable to guys, so that's reassuring. Too bad though, because I do love giving a good tongue lashing to a fresh-tasting vajayjay, even better when I can add the FIV to work her G-spot and getting her rockin' and rollin'. It seems pretty hit and miss on having this opportunity in OC these days, so I'm thinking next time around I'll just ask about that option up front as the negotiations begin. To me, it ain't "full" full service without mutual oral.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1944064]Good thing she denied you carpet munching this time. LOL. But in all fairness, she probably was just getting over Aunt Flow & it probably was not a yeast infection.

When yours truly went to Tijuana for the first time in the early 90's, your intrepid reporter selected a hot little' number and went upstairs. When I cracked that kitty open, the stench literally knocked me down like an RPG! I mean it was 100 x stronger than Limberger cheese. A real raging yeast infection, although nothing more than a manageable nuisance, smells incredibly bad. Like a garbage can full of rotten fish & cheese.

But in your case, I am certain your provider probably went to work just coming off her little monthly visitor and the smell is just blood clot & sloughing off dead skin cells. BTW, did she have ink on her hip & side of her body ?[/QUOTE]

A few months ago I would drive by and see a neon "open" sign in an abandoned medical building on Orange Ave just west of West Anaheim Medical Center (which by the way is a fucking piece of shit hospital where they steal $ from your grand-pa's wallet as he's having a heart attack). Anyways, let's just leave it at that.

This place is across the street from Twila Reid Park. It has been dark for a couple months, and recently I saw the light on. I did a search online and saw they were posting ads for "Peaceful Massage". Since its close by I decided to check it out. Its a very quiet area, and the walk of shame is not so bad because this parlour apparently is the only business in this building that is still open. (so much for Obunga-Bunga's economic recovery).

There were 2 girls in there, 1 was a petite spinner type and the other was a 28-32 yr old wearing a tight dress. I got the petite girl; she wore jean shorts with a red thong underneath and a white tank top & matching brassiere. I got the half hour for .35 and just let her do her routine. She did put in a little effort demonstrating the techniques she learned at Bryman school of massage, or Phoenix University or whatever, concentrating on my shoulder and neck. I asked her to go lower and do the glutes. She brushed up against my nut sack from behind, and then started touching my prostate as I caressed her ass. I requested boob access and she pulled her bra up as I unbuttoned her shorts. I felt a closely trimmed Bush and touched the outside of her moist little clit as I squirted. Overall a decent experience for .35 + .45 . I am sure if I choose to visit again more could be had.

Anyone other than me wonder where Paris, Phoebe and their spinnerlicious pals have migrated to? Perhaps they've had enough and are doing pedicures at Happy Nails or selling pastries at Asian Garden Mall. I think not. Wouldn't it be nice if they all relocate to a new house of happiness together? Fingers and other extremities crossed.

From what I understand, the lease ran out and the ownership didn't offer a renewal. Hopefully they will find a new spot. That chick "Paris" had the hottest ass I've ever seen in any place like that.

I visited one of my new favorite spots that is always good for a real massage and more. I went to sunflower massage in h.be. On bolsa and springdale. Its a cool little Chinese or Korean spot with older ok looking providers. I got a new gal this time named elina. About late 40's with a small frame and size C's with a cute face. Write away this nice lady is very touchy feely and hugging me all the way to the room, I love that. So she starts with a very good shiatsu massage with no towel on me and no oil, and then does a more deep focused massage on my neck and shoulders. She never talks or asks questions yet she is treating me like a regular. Then she starts a tickle caress thing Ang gives me the softest nut sack tickle that I can barely feel it, it was so relaxing that I didn't even get an erection. Then on the flip she is very slowly rubbing my stuff and not rushing anything and then she starts to lightly kiss me on the mouth which was nice and not sloppy. I got a very good HJ and then she cleaned me and continued with a great face and scalp massage. Over all it was just what I wanted and I recommend if you just want a relaxing massage with a h.e. $60 hr / $40 tip. Loved it and never talked money. She is there Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

*question to all mongers: when you walk into a lobby of a massage parlor and see a golden kitty cat with the waving arm on the counter, does that mean it is a Korean or Chinese place? Or is it just a luck thing? I don't know.

Thanks in advance if answered.

Greetings adventurers,

I have to strategically choose my mongering liaisons, since I'm, er, S.O. Encumbered. I don't need a true GFE. I've got that. But for some strange reason, my brain still insists I'm a troublemaking 25-year-old, even though that was a long time ago. Yeah, I stay in good shape and can go the distance – more than once.- but although I cohabit with someone on the younger side, she ain't a 22-year-old aerobics instructor.

Cutting to the chase, I prefer youth over experience. I can have great sex anytime, but finding a tasty ass that I can bounce a quarter off of is where my adventures begins. I love inhaling young flesh. Fresh young flesh. And it's awesome, but not required, if she is enchanted by older men.

Essentially, once or twice every couple of months is when my window of opportunity opens. Last week, was my air-down-there semi-misadventure, as I previously mentioned in a post. This week, I'm hoping for something fresher. I'm not looking for your secret stash, I understand that as a recent contributor to this forum, I'm not yet PM worthy. But if you have a favorite known spot that houses 20-somethings who aren't too jaded, please share. Bedazzled doesn't count. Been there, done that 3 x, and it's too fast food for me. Got to be DATY friendly, and in my perfect world, they would do it Honolulu style: LFK or DFK, BBBJ. Throw in a table shower and they're golden.

What, say ye, do I have to offer in return?

Other than eternal gratitude, I can say run, don't walk, to Empire Relaxation in Honolulu on your next vacay and ask for Selena or Yuko. It's a relatively new place that's off the charts. In SoCal, you might try Hana Spa in San Diego. Not sure if Bobbi is still there, but she most certainly covers my above-mentioned criteria. And totally locally, hit up Holiday on Brookhurst for consistently high-end Latina. Ends. Or see&see on Katella for a great mamasan and a choice of pleasurable Korean and Latina snacking.

This Saturday is my next window of opportunity. I'll report the good, bad or the ugly. But perhaps with a few good tips, my upcoming story will have a more than happy ending.

- Sticker.

[QUOTE=TheProdigy;1947092]
*question to all mongers: when you walk into a lobby of a massage parlor and see a golden kitty cat with the waving arm on the counter, does that mean it is a Korean or Chinese place? Or is it just a luck thing? [/QUOTE]That would be "Hello Kitty". A Japanese created brand character (think Mickey Mouse) originally targeted at pre-adolescent girls, but now with much bigger appeal. In other words, any youngish Asian woman will have it in her background. Said to bring good luck. See the Wiki on it.

To contribute more than commentary, let me mention that BC in LF has lately provided quality almost therapeutic level massage which finishes off with the kind of soft, coaxing therapy I need regularly.

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1947731]That would be "Hello Kitty". A Japanese created brand character (think Mickey Mouse) originally targeted at pre-adolescent girls, but now with much bigger appeal. In other words, any youngish Asian woman will have it in her background. Said to bring good luck. See the Wiki on it.
[/QUOTE]More than likely you are talking about the Fortune Cat known as Maneki Neko. It's Japanese, which means "beckoning cat." The cat has its paw raised as if it's waving in good fortune for its owners. While being Japanese, it is also known as the "Chinese lucky cat", as it is also often displayed in Chinese businesses.

Anyone know if Bio Spa in LF is strictly legit or worth trying? I usually prefer to stick to the AAMPs in Irvine, but I am going to be keeping close to South County this weekend and thought I try something a little more local.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1947731]That would be "Hello Kitty". A Japanese created brand character (think Mickey Mouse) originally targeted at pre-adolescent girls, but now with much bigger appeal. In other words, any youngish Asian woman will have it in her background. Said to bring good luck. See the Wiki on it.

To contribute more than commentary, let me mention that BC in LF has lately provided quality almost therapeutic level massage which finishes off with the kind of soft, coaxing therapy I need regularly.[/QUOTE]LOL dude has nothing to do with Hello Kitty! Man I almost busted up laughing at your comment.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko[/URL]

Anyhow...it's more for luck and making money...just symbolic.

[QUOTE=FaceFook;1945203]A few months ago I would drive by and see a neon "open" sign in an abandoned medical building on Orange Ave just west of West Anaheim Medical Center (which by the way is a fucking piece of shit hospital where they steal $ from your grand-pa's wallet as he's having a heart attack). Anyways, let's just leave it at that.

This place is across the street from Twila Reid Park. It has been dark for a couple months, and recently I saw the light on. I did a search online and saw they were posting ads for "Peaceful Massage". Since its close by I decided to check it out. Its a very quiet area, and the walk of shame is not so bad because this parlour apparently is the only business in this building that is still open. (so much for Obunga-Bunga's economic recovery).

There were 2 girls in there, 1 was a petite spinner type and the other was a 28-32 yr old wearing a tight dress. I got the petite girl; she wore jean shorts with a red thong underneath and a white tank top & matching brassiere. I got the half hour for .35 and just let her do her routine. She did put in a little effort demonstrating the techniques she learned at Bryman school of massage, or Phoenix University or whatever, concentrating on my shoulder and neck. I asked her to go lower and do the glutes. She brushed up against my nut sack from behind, and then started touching my prostate as I caressed her ass. I requested boob access and she pulled her bra up as I unbuttoned her shorts. I felt a closely trimmed Bush and touched the outside of her moist little clit as I squirted. Overall a decent experience for .35 + .45 . I am sure if I choose to visit again more could be had.[/QUOTE]I am an admitted lurker but been in the game since the 1960's. This is the worst place I have ever visited. Anticipating a fun time based on the above post, I plunked down $60 for an hour. Although my provider was pretty sexy and was wearing a very short, flimsy dress that barely covered her very pliable ass, her massage seemed more like my grandmother squeezing cantaloupes at the market. She rolled me over after about 10 minutes and started high-stakes negotiations that started north of 120. Since I only wanted a little manual pleasure, I countered with 40. She spent more time working her way down a dime at a time than she did on the preliminary massage. She very reluctantly accepted my firm offer but made me retrieve the stash from the clothes rack before she would proceed. I got what I paid for. Worst ever. With 45 minutes left to go on my hour, she swiped her hands over various parts of my body and did a lot of leg slapping that doesn't quite count as a massage. After about 40 minutes total time in the room, she wandered off to find a hot washcloth, wiped me off and left for good. I won't be back.

Going back to the original post, it looks like he did see a Maneki-neko. But according to the Wiki on Hello Kitty, it is a spin on Maneki-neko. Both also have a strange resemblance to the Buddha.- ha!

In any event, I like my fantasy that these women aren't too far removed from the innocent times when they loved and collected cuddly little things. And my fantasy does bring them money and with it luck.

[QUOTE=SirMister;1948883]LOL dude has nothing to do with Hello Kitty! Man I almost busted up laughing at your comment.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maneki-neko[/URL]

Anyhow...it's more for luck and making money...just symbolic.[/QUOTE]

Greetings.

Although I'm semi-genuinely hurt that nobody came forward to suggest Jo Jie replacement trollops, I'm not one to wallow in self-pity. Au contraire, fellow adventurers, not only can I, and my buddy from southern regions, move forward independently, I can also share my discoveries in Technicolor.

Today, Saturday, was another window of opportunity for my sordid undertakings. My goal, as you may have read earlier, was to discover my OC Holy Grail: A young spinner with the mad skills of a seasoned MILF. I know they exist, as I have experienced them previously. But just not recently.

Armed with mubraps and packbage, I cross-referenced to the point I was blue in the balls. With a short list of three viable options, I braved the Seattle-like weather for OC's sin city, AKA Garden Grove. My first stop was my last stop: Golden Day Spa on Brookhurst. It was my first visit there, but I let the Korean mamasan think otherwise. And she was such a pleasant old gal, unlike some others I've encountered who are in dire need of a coffee enema.

Mamasan was happy to let me select my girl, and although there were only two on duty, I was grateful for her graciousness. Girl one was a woman, but not a girl, probably pushing 40. However, she was cute, personable and as she exited the doorway she exhibited a healthy apple bottom that caught the attention of me and my soldier down south. Girl two was probably early 30's, but she was rail thin. I like skinny girls with curves, T & A on a stick, but this one seemed to be all stick and no curves.

My MILF returned upon my request and introduced herself with a nice smooch followed by LFK, followed by DFK. An auspicious beginning to be sure. She breathed her name in my ear, perhaps Mina, but I think there was an extra syllable I missed.

Although the nice, clean room seem fully outfitted for a legit message, complete with ceiling bars to enable back walking, there was no pretense of massage on this encounter, nor did I request one. Nope, we were all over one another like a couple of lovers on a prison furlough. As I pulled her purple spandex tube dress up and off her eager bod, she dutifully dropped to her knees and finessed her tongue and lips in ways that required as much self-restraint as I could muster to avoid ending the festivities too soon. The BJ wasn't quite BBBJ, but with her tongue-pong on my balls and shaft sliding with those painted lips, it was nearly there. Once she reached the mushroom cap, that pink condom magically appeared from her inner cheek and she rolled it down on Sticker with unparalleled prowess.

This was getting too cool for school, so I pulled her up to her feet, engaged in some more tongue twisters, and then instructed her to lie down so that I could enjoy my just desserts. But instead of complying, she got up on the massage table, in perpendicular doggie-style, so that her Asian-defying round booty was winking at me.

Well, my friends, I'm not one to ignore prime-behind opportunities, so I buried my mug in her assmazing display. Her copper penny was hardly noticeable, more like an afterthought, which made for an even more intriguing bottom line. Just a friendly little fissure that demanded a good tongue lashing. And it just got better from there, FIV while DATO, and then flipping her over for the main dining experience.

Despite the fact that she is not a Millennial, she shaved her nani like one, and it is spectacular. I'm not a big fan of heavily laden meat curtains, so when I come across a camel toe as symmetrically restrained as hers, I could dine all day. And, given that she was hanging on to my ears for dear life as I consumed her, I think she would have liked that, too. Might I add that her hygiene was exemplary. Truly a taste sensation.

But time was running out, and there was work to be done. So it was DS for starters, then mish with her legs over my shoulders, then soft, romantic traditional mish with DFK, and then a P.S.E pullout, ditch the jimmy and decorate the titties. After toweling herself off, she cleaned me thoroughly, brought me mouthwash and water, dressed me, and kissed me like I was going off to war.

As I was leaving, my little love bird asked if I wanted a membership card. All she needed was my name and the last four digits of my phone number, which I happily gave her (although somehow I transposed them in the process). In doing so, after two visits, I get to skip the house fee on the third one. I'm impressed, and I'm also impressed that she didn't ask for the gift up front and was beaming with the Franklin she found on the nightstand.

I'm normally one of those guys who pushes the freeway speed limit with a constant eye on my rearview mirror, but upon driving home from Garden of Eden Grove, I had to hit the slow lane since I was so damned relaxed.

My goal this morning was to find an amazing young spinner. Guess what? I'm glad I didn't.

Ahhhh, Stickler, a Fabler at heart. Well shared story, Mon. Ami.

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;1948794]Anyone know if Bio Spa in LF is strictly legit or worth trying? I usually prefer to stick to the AAMPs in Irvine, but I am going to be keeping close to South County this weekend and thought I try something a little more local.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]This place is run by Kay / Kate who has been around the OC AMP scene for a very long time. It is very nice inside, and there are usually two girls. She is a very nice lady, gives a great massage and you will be very happy when you leave. It's definitely worth a visit. If you're looking for a young spinner to jump on, this isn't your place.

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;1948794]Anyone know if Bio Spa in LF is strictly legit or worth trying? I usually prefer to stick to the AAMPs in Irvine, but I am going to be keeping close to South County this weekend and thought I try something a little more local.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Yes, little MILF spinner, good massage good time, nice girl. Very clean place, nice shower if you need it.

[QUOTE=Sticker;1949300]Greetings.

Although I'm semi-genuinely hurt that nobody came forward to suggest Jo Jie replacement trollops, I'm not one to wallow in self-pity. Au contraire, fellow adventurers, not only can I, and my buddy from southern regions, move forward independently, I can also share my discoveries in Technicolor.

Today, Saturday, was another window of opportunity for my sordid undertakings. My goal, as you may have read earlier, was to discover my OC Holy Grail: A young spinner with the mad skills of a seasoned MILF. I know they exist, as I have experienced them previously. But just not recently.

Armed with mubraps and packbage, I cross-referenced to the point I was blue in the balls. With a short list of three viable options, I braved the Seattle-like weather for OC's sin city, AKA Garden Grove. My first stop was my last stop: Golden Day Spa on Brookhurst. It was my first visit there, but I let the Korean mamasan think otherwise. And she was such a pleasant old gal, unlike some others I've encountered who are in dire need of a coffee enema.

Mamasan was happy to let me select my girl, and although there were only two on duty, I was grateful for her graciousness. Girl one was a woman, but not a girl, probably pushing 40. However, she was cute, personable and as she exited the doorway she exhibited a healthy apple bottom that caught the attention of me and my soldier down south. Girl two was probably early 30's, but she was rail thin. I like skinny girls with curves, T & A on a stick, but this one seemed to be all stick and no curves.

My MILF returned upon my request and introduced herself with a nice smooch followed by LFK, followed by DFK. An auspicious beginning to be sure. She breathed her name in my ear, perhaps Mina, but I think there was an extra syllable I missed.

Although the nice, clean room seem fully outfitted for a legit message, complete with ceiling bars to enable back walking, there was no pretense of massage on this encounter, nor did I request one. Nope, we were all over one another like a couple of lovers on a prison furlough. As I pulled her purple spandex tube dress up and off her eager bod, she dutifully dropped to her knees and finessed her tongue and lips in ways that required as much self-restraint as I could muster to avoid ending the festivities too soon. The BJ wasn't quite BBBJ, but with her tongue-pong on my balls and shaft sliding with those painted lips, it was nearly there. Once she reached the mushroom cap, that pink condom magically appeared from her inner cheek and she rolled it down on Sticker with unparalleled prowess.

This was getting too cool for school, so I pulled her up to her feet, engaged in some more tongue twisters, and then instructed her to lie down so that I could enjoy my just desserts. But instead of complying, she got up on the massage table, in perpendicular doggie-style, so that her Asian-defying round booty was winking at me.

Well, my friends, I'm not one to ignore prime-behind opportunities, so I buried my mug in her assmazing display. Her copper penny was hardly noticeable, more like an afterthought, which made for an even more intriguing bottom line. Just a friendly little fissure that demanded a good tongue lashing. And it just got better from there, FIV while DATO, and then flipping her over for the main dining experience.

Despite the fact that she is not a Millennial, she shaved her nani like one, and it is spectacular. I'm not a big fan of heavily laden meat curtains, so when I come across a camel toe as symmetrically restrained as hers, I could dine all day. And, given that she was hanging on to my ears for dear life as I consumed her, I think she would have liked that, too. Might I add that her hygiene was exemplary. Truly a taste sensation.

But time was running out, and there was work to be done. So it was DS for starters, then mish with her legs over my shoulders, then soft, romantic traditional mish with DFK, and then a P.S.E pullout, ditch the jimmy and decorate the titties. After toweling herself off, she cleaned me thoroughly, brought me mouthwash and water, dressed me, and kissed me like I was going off to war.

As I was leaving, my little love bird asked if I wanted a membership card. All she needed was my name and the last four digits of my phone number, which I happily gave her (although somehow I transposed them in the process). In doing so, after two visits, I get to skip the house fee on the third one. I'm impressed, and I'm also impressed that she didn't ask for the gift up front and was beaming with the Franklin she found on the nightstand.

I'm normally one of those guys who pushes the freeway speed limit with a constant eye on my rearview mirror, but upon driving home from Garden of Eden Grove, I had to hit the slow lane since I was so damned relaxed.

My goal this morning was to find an amazing young spinner. Guess what? I'm glad I didn't.[/QUOTE]Now that's a fun read and will help me! Good job!!

[QUOTE=Tonto2038;1949952]Now that's a fun read and will help me! Good job!![/QUOTE]Really.

I also like that spot as well. It sure beats haggling a negotiation with your pants down too. Just more quality for your time.

Sticker, keep it up (both ways).

[QUOTE=Christophe1;1949958]Really.

I also like that spot as well. It sure beats haggling a negotiation with your pants down too. Just more quality for your time.

Sticker, keep it up (both ways).[/QUOTE]Thank you, fellow frolickers, and I hope the pleasure will soon be yours as well.

I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;1950632]I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.[/QUOTE]SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.

Thanks for the info on Bio, will check it out.

[QUOTE=JoeValdez;1936213][URL]http://callthecops.net/virgin-police-officer-ruins-undercover-happy-ending-massages-investigation/[/URL][/QUOTE]Way too funnY!!

So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

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