Massage Parlor Reports

Hi Fellow Mongers,

I used to be very active in the St. Louis massage scene, always happy to share info. For the past 2 years I've been living in a small town in Florida and only managed to get two

Massages with HE's the whole time I've been here. In one instance the gal retired right after I saw her, in the other I recruited a young woman from CL but she moved away right after our first encounter. So it's been a long drought for me. I did connect with a working gal in Sarasota, but that's a long ride from where I'm at.

Anyway, my house is up for sale, and as soon as it sells I'll be coming back to St. Louis, and hope to pick up where I left off. I was one of the first to share Molly, Sharon, Susan, and about 20 other ladies. I see that Molly and Sharon are still around. Anybody remember Lolly? She goes back a few years.

I'll let you know when I get back.

Rubs Are Fun

I called the asian in St. Charles last night and lemmie tell you, this girl can't do the english language. Now if you can speak. Um. I have no freakin idea where she is actually from. And THOUGHT I had settled on an incall at her place off fifth street for. 5 for 1/2 happy hour. I said it several times on the phone, and I go over and find this freakin house in the dark. I go over. Find the place. Get undressed and she wants the money upfront. I said "SURE" here's the 50 bucks. She says no I want 1. 5 with her hand out. Up front too. Now, this looks to be a comm error on my ppart, of course, but when you say something over the phone 10 freakin times. And I could not understand hardly ANY of her ramblings, I got dressed as fast as I could. She was saying "the third building on the left" on the phone and to me it sounded like "first building on the left. No numbers on the building where you could see them at 11 pm. She's on the phone saying. Don't you see me? While standing behind a blind in the dark. Then, after the hike to walk up to every door on 3 buildings to read the number in the dark, and she's for sure not going to turn on a light so I can see where she is, I am dying of thirst from the bldg search.

Now, in her favor, she is a doll. Not sure on the age, but very hot asian chick. Mmmmmm. 314-365-6395 There I go thinking with mr happy again.

I am not paying any of these ho's that much for anything these bitches have to offer. They use us guys to death, act like we're their personal ATM card and wallet when we start banging them. And demand more for 1/2 hour of their time than I make in my contracting work. Pardon my french but, NONE of these bitches are worth more than 1. To me. For me to pay one of these working girls, I can go see my old * and give her 20 bucks shopping money and maybe bring her home and fuck the shit out of her all night. And then there's the old dependable. I still have lotion. LOL

[QUOTE=Turbodood; 1461996]I called the asian in St. Charles last night and lemmie tell you, this girl can't do the english language. Now if you can speak. Um. I have no freakin idea where she is actually from. And THOUGHT I had settled on an incall at her place off fifth street for. 5 for 1/2 happy hour. I said it several times on the phone, and I go over and find this freakin house in the dark. I go over. Find the place. Get undressed and she wants the money upfront. I said "SURE" here's the 50 bucks. She says no I want 1. 5 with her hand out. Up front too. Now, this looks to be a comm error on my ppart, of course, but when you say something over the phone 10 freakin times. And I could not understand hardly ANY of her ramblings, I got dressed as fast as I could. She was saying "the third building on the left" on the phone and to me it sounded like "first building on the left. No numbers on the building where you could see them at 11 pm. She's on the phone saying. Don't you see me? While standing behind a blind in the dark. Then, after the hike to walk up to every door on 3 buildings to read the number in the dark, and she's for sure not going to turn on a light so I can see where she is, I am dying of thirst from the bldg search.

Now, in her favor, she is a doll. Not sure on the age, but very hot asian chick. Mmmmmm. 314-365-6395 There I go thinking with mr happy again.

I am not paying any of these ho's that much for anything these bitches have to offer. They use us guys to death, act like we're their personal ATM card and wallet when we start banging them. And demand more for 1/2 hour of their time than I make in my contracting work. Pardon my french but, NONE of these bitches are worth more than 1. To me. For me to pay one of these working girls, I can go see my old * and give her 20 bucks shopping money and maybe bring her home and fuck the shit out of her all night. And then there's the old dependable. I still have lotion. LOL[/QUOTE]Value is highly subjective. I have seen her numerous times, actually from WAY before she was on 5th ST and she has always been quite lovely to me. Had you done a litle home work on her you would have known that she wasn't $50. 00, just sayin.

So far as being all pissed off about women who charge more than you are willing to pay, while you are on that rant, how about talking to the Lexus dealer up in West County because that bastard charges too much for those cars, I dopn't think they are worth that much.

[QUOTE=Turbodood; 1461996]I called the asian in St. Charles last night and lemmie tell you, this girl can't do the english language. Now if you can speak. Um. I have no freakin idea where she is actually from. And THOUGHT I had settled on an incall at her place off fifth street for. 5 for 1/2 happy hour. I said it several times on the phone, and I go over and find this freakin house in the dark. I go over. Find the place. Get undressed and she wants the money upfront. I said "SURE" here's the 50 bucks. She says no I want 1. 5 with her hand out. Up front too. Now, this looks to be a comm error on my ppart, of course, but when you say something over the phone 10 freakin times. And I could not understand hardly ANY of her ramblings, I got dressed as fast as I could. She was saying "the third building on the left" on the phone and to me it sounded like "first building on the left. No numbers on the building where you could see them at 11 pm. She's on the phone saying. Don't you see me? While standing behind a blind in the dark. Then, after the hike to walk up to every door on 3 buildings to read the number in the dark, and she's for sure not going to turn on a light so I can see where she is, I am dying of thirst from the bldg search.

Now, in her favor, she is a doll. Not sure on the age, but very hot asian chick. Mmmmmm. 314-365-6395 There I go thinking with mr happy again.

I am not paying any of these ho's that much for anything these bitches have to offer. They use us guys to death, act like we're their personal ATM card and wallet when we start banging them. And demand more for 1/2 hour of their time than I make in my contracting work. Pardon my french but, NONE of these bitches are worth more than 1. To me. For me to pay one of these working girls, I can go see my old * and give her 20 bucks shopping money and maybe bring her home and fuck the shit out of her all night. And then there's the old dependable. I still have lotion. LOL[/QUOTE]Value is highly subjective. I have seen her numerous times, actually from WAY before she was on 5th ST and she has always been quite lovely to me. Had you done a litle home work on her you would have known that she wasn't $50. 00, just sayin.

So far as being all pissed off about women who charge more than you are willing to pay, while you are on that rant, how about talking to the Lexus dealer up in West County because that bastard charges too much for those cars, I don't think they are worth that much.

[QUOTE=Downyonder; 1462086]Value is highly subjective. I have seen her numerous times, actually from WAY before she was on 5th ST and she has always been quite lovely to me. Had you done a litle home work on her you would have known that she wasn't $50. 00, just sayin.

So far as being all pissed off about women who charge more than you are willing to pay, while you are on that rant, how about talking to the Lexus dealer up in West County because that bastard charges too much for those cars, I don't think they are worth that much.[/QUOTE]I did do homework, and I also called her and discuss it in advance. It wasn't an outcall and she advertises. 8 for a hour and I specifically asked for half hr in advance. I offered her 50 for half hour. Insert any reply here close to flied lice, since there is a communication thing goin on. LOL I was mainly frustrated over the communication problem and finding her place in the dark. Where did a massage turn into 1. 5? I wouldn't have gone in that case. Never post when face is still red from hiking a strange neighborhood. .

You are right, she is a doll. I was impressed, she is beautiful, just can't understand her and I was already frustrrated from the hike. I had seen posts of fellow mongers paying that. I'm not saying she isn't worth whatever she wants to make. She is hot. She isn't a. 2 dollar working girl. She's more of a 100 dollar working girl. LOL. Here's a link to her ad.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-and-therapeutic-asian-to-relieve-your-tension-28/5268734[/url]

I had no prob handing 100 bucks to Jewel at 4 am. She came to me at 4 am. I like Jewel, and I can understand her too. Easy to talk to.

[QUOTE=Turbodood; 1461996]I called the asian in St. Charles last night and lemmie tell you, this girl can't do the english language. Now if you can speak. Um. I have no freakin idea where she is actually from. And THOUGHT I had settled on an incall at her place off fifth street for. 5 for 1/2 happy hour. I said it several times on the phone, and I go over and find this freakin house in the dark. I go over. Find the place. Get undressed and she wants the money upfront. I said "SURE" here's the 50 bucks. She says no I want 1. 5 with her hand out. Up front too. Now, this looks to be a comm error on my ppart, of course, but when you say something over the phone 10 freakin times. And I could not understand hardly ANY of her ramblings, I got dressed as fast as I could. She was saying "the third building on the left" on the phone and to me it sounded like "first building on the left. No numbers on the building where you could see them at 11 pm. She's on the phone saying. Don't you see me? While standing behind a blind in the dark. Then, after the hike to walk up to every door on 3 buildings to read the number in the dark, and she's for sure not going to turn on a light so I can see where she is, I am dying of thirst from the bldg search.

Now, in her favor, she is a doll. Not sure on the age, but very hot asian chick. Mmmmmm. 314-365-6395 There I go thinking with mr happy again.

I am not paying any of these ho's that much for anything these bitches have to offer. They use us guys to death, act like we're their personal ATM card and wallet when we start banging them. And demand more for 1/2 hour of their time than I make in my contracting work. Pardon my french but, NONE of these bitches are worth more than 1. To me. For me to pay one of these working girls, I can go see my old * and give her 20 bucks shopping money and maybe bring her home and fuck the shit out of her all night. And then there's the old dependable. I still have lotion. LOL[/QUOTE]I did her once, but was unimpressed. She can't hold a candle to some of the Chinese girls who visit from Chicago.

Greetings All,

The pickings are slim these days. Especially on the IL side of river. Fairview / Belleville area.

Anyone with safe reference hit me on private please.

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[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-massage-26/8308530[/url]

21st report.

Maggie.

Finally went to see the popular massage therapist Joey. The first visit did not go according to plan. I wanted to see Joey but did not know you had to or rather you could request her. I called, set the appointment and ended up getting Maggie. Maggie is Joey's roomate and is about 5'3 140lbs, slim physique, a cup ta-taas and no backside. On the looks scale she is about a 5 but because she is nice it's ok. No need to give you guys a visual as nothing about her stands out. Massage is $70. 00 and is very good. Uses lots of oil and seems to know what she's doing. While on the back she pays mucho attention to the glutes and the hamstrings. On the flip, nice massage and after finishing the massage (with much teasing) she asks "would I like extra massage" looking at the main member. I feign ignorance per I don't want to pay an additional $50. 00 and tell her I only have $30. 00 per it's my first time & I didn't know. She says ok per it's my first time and gives me a very nice HJ. Cleans me up and tells me her name is Maggie and to come back and see her.

Joey.

Go the following week and this time I REQUEST Joey. I go to location and to be honest, Joey is only slightly better looking than Maggie. Her breasts are slightly larger but I don't think those are C cups by any stretch of the imagination. Same $70. 00, same good massage on the back with plenty of attention paid to the glutes and the hamstring area. On the flip, lots of teasing around the boys and she asks would I like additional massage. I tell her I only have $45. 00 and she says ok and gives me very nice HJ. (I know, I know, I'm a cheapskate, but I just don't think HJ's and rubs are worth $120. 00 and I don't care about that "the first $70. 00 goes to the house" stuff either.)

The location is in U. City off Delmar and the neighborhood is very safe. Not a bad rub but I don't think it's worth $120. 00. I thought Joey would look much better. She's not ugly but again, if you get Maggie instead of her, you're not missing anything at all IMO. I hope this review helps.

Spoolie

Have seen Deb of st chuck now south nothing to add from others. Andrea in stl hills area excellent Dee ok and Angie from north now west ok. However all these ladies are now past my level of acceptance. I am a BBBJ guy an HJ is almost worthless to me, with that in mind here are. My experiences Susan in soulard still a 6 7 in looks and body very accomidating and a strong long finish more on menu if you are regular located of 55 and park nice clean place. 80 Jenny in st chuck same opinion as susan only finish not as good but more is available. Have seen amazing massage lady who works with Dee but can't get what I want that I am aware of have tried 3 times massage is average finish mechanical. Veronica in pacific bb is great I only opt for 15 min at. 60 massage was terrible so be short and to the point. Right now going to see Camden at. 11 will give details tonight.

Anyone have experience with J.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ready-for-some-relaxation-time-with-the-1-girl-on-bp-100-specials-27/7602551[/url]

[QUOTE=TryThisThroby; 1464531]Anyone have experience with J.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ready-for-some-relaxation-time-with-the-1-girl-on-bp-100-specials-27/7602551[/url][/QUOTE]Before the others jump on you, use the search button first. Second, she is legit. It seems many like her. Never been there myself.

Anyone able to point me toward StL hills Andrea?

Having trouble with the search option- it's only bringing up the thread that shows results, not individual posts. That's way too many to sort through. Could be the mobile device; might have to wait for real computer when I get home.

[QUOTE=TryThisThroby; 1464531]Anyone have experience with J.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ready-for-some-relaxation-time-with-the-1-girl-on-bp-100-specials-27/7602551[/url][/QUOTE]It's hard search on the one letter J. Since I owe a review on here after all this lurking now, I'll post my J experience.

Got the hour service, only lasted maybe 30. That always bugs me. 45min I understand, but 30? That was from walking in the door to walking out. Shoulda asked for the 30min rate got my cash back after that.

Otherwise, she's a hottie, beats most of last years 'your girls next door crew' (haven't seen any of the current crew there yet. Need a vacation day). The massage overall was nice, and on the more sensual side then just a plain rub. Not as good as Tierney was in that "sensual" category but the ending allowed some T&A touching. On the theraputic rating. About as basic as any other rub girl.

If her hours were better for someone who has to work a full day, I'd might consider a revisit. But that's my problem on most options out there. I guess there's enough demand for them to keep bankers hours. Ironic that's it's the working 10. 12 hr a day type of people who'd need such relaxation services.

[QUOTE=Stl314; 1465106]Anyone able to point me toward StL hills Andrea?

Having trouble with the search option- it's only bringing up the thread that shows results, not individual posts. That's way too many to sort through. Could be the mobile device; might have to wait for real computer when I get home.[/QUOTE]Sorry, you're not getting any leads on Andrea. First, she does not want her contact information given out. Next, you have no other posts on this site. Pay your dues and do your homework.

Ok I have lurked forever, now time to add some contributions, nobody really new I have been living off your reports.

First dreamed of Angie west, have seen her several times, and by far my favorite once you get to know her. Treat her good and she will do the same for you. Happy before you leave, nothing else I know of on the menu. She does nude and incredible body. Have seen her several times, worth the trip.