Roosie. Second verse. Same as the first
I made another trip to Roosie last night. I had even more fun this time. Stopped by one of the bodegas and picked up delta 8 vape for the adventure and started my hunt. It's hot on the street down there, and I decided for a lighter white shirt and shorts today. It'll be clear why you would give a fuck about what I'M wearing very soon.
I started at basically the 60 streets and walked back towards main street. I'm fat and lazy so I don't particularly LIKE walking, so for this adventure I took the 7 down to the Junction Street station and started walking down instead of up. Most of what I found was in that area anyway.
I found a couple of the highlights mentioned on here. It's like an adult scavenger hunt. I found the place next to the thrift store. I found the place next to the bike shop. While I was on a streak I bumped into a Dunkin'. I didn't realize that you guys have those approximately every 30-40 feet. I guess not fuckin' and Dunkin' for me yet at least.
After walking around for awhile, it started raining. I didn't plan for rain in my light white shift. So, I decided I would make a decision and get out of the rain. I pulled the trigger with a MILF in a sundress. Her name was Kandy (swear to god she said "Candy. With a K". I laughed).
Since learning yesterday to ask on the street what the price would be, I did that. She said 40 and I was totally down. Kandy took me upstairs. Curtains to make "stalls". If great minds think alike. We're all brilliant here because every monger on Roosie was trying to get in too. Right after she told me to take off my clothes another dude came in from the street. So, I assume it's okay to just roll upstairs if no one is downstairs. Kandy stepped out to get him situated and I heard it was one of her regulars. I also heard the dude in the stall next to me was KILLING IT! Good for you bro, if that was you. Kandy came back and explained they were very busy and asked what I wanted. I said CFS, she asked how much I was going to tip and I told her I only had $20 more. She said ok and basically lifted her sundress and bent over the table. It was very passable CFS and I was on my way.
In other lessons learned. If you don't speak Spanish, getting those delicious tacos from a truck may be an issue. I got a nice dude to translate for me so I could get a fucking taco after beating a taco. It was still raining so I headed back to the train to go home. Adventure complete. This is where I learned paying attention to how many stops you passed or where the fuck you're trying to get to is important. I got lost. After talking to the Subway guy, super nice dude, I figured out I was literally one stop from where I should be.
Lastly, I figured out I'm at the last stop on the 7 and the damnedest thing. A fucking BLOCK FROM MACY'S!! I could've been chilling with those MILFS a 5-minute walk from where I was sleeping to start with! That's the fun part of the adventure / scavenger hunt.