Massage Parlor Reports

I am home on leave from Afghan. I want to go get a great massage.

Can any one offer a great place. With all the "extras".

[QUOTE=Pna]When I told her I can't FEEL anything through the armor, she suddenly loses her command of engrish. [/QUOTE]You know, that's funny. Same thing always happens to me. Any mention of anything she is not wanting to do, she instantly cannot understand ANY English word.

[QUOTE=Wraithking]I am home on leave from Afghan. I want to go get a great massage.

Can any one offer a great place. With all the "extras".[/QUOTE]What do you prefer, Chinatown, Greektown, or downtown?

PM me.

1St report! Appreciate all your reports and would like to add one

Tried this massage provider a few months ago. Have not seen her reviewed here. She has a current ad in CL

"BUSINESS MEN= Attractive 38 yr old available for massage (630) 452-5449. LATE NIGHT. OHARE-LOOP)"

It was outcall, attractive provider, pleasant, friendly, complete and accommodating massage with a full menu. Total cost was approx $200 with tip. I only did the one appt. Maybe the challenge was low, or I had an odd feeling. She seemed to have a good group of subscribers. Thought there may be some opinions here. May try this provide again.

RB

Fellas,

I'm in Chicago for the next few days and itching for some Asian companionship. I've noticed a few of the sites have girls at incall locations for 1.6 and I'm assuming this is too good to be true. How much is the upsell once you're there?

I scrolled through the first few pages and couldn't find a good explanation for this. It's probably common knowledge to the regulars here, but I'm used to the old-fashioned AMPs, not the ones set up at a private residence.

If someone could PM me an answer, I'd appreciate it. And some hotspots near O'Hare would be nice too!

[QUOTE=Thegodfather42]Fellas,

I'm in Chicago for the next few days and itching for some Asian companionship. I've noticed a few of the sites have girls at incall locations for 1.6 and I'm assuming this is too good to be true. How much is the upsell once you're there?

I scrolled through the first few pages and couldn't find a good explanation for this. It's probably common knowledge to the regulars here, but I'm used to the old-fashioned AMPs, not the ones set up at a private residence.

If someone could PM me an answer, I'd appreciate it. And some hotspots near O'Hare would be nice too![/QUOTE]There is no upsell. Expect the multi-call routine (call me when you get to. Ad nauseum). Expect the girl to speak no English. Expect Spartan accomodations. Expect a short if non-existent massage. Expect FS for 160.

Went to the massage school the other day. Really bad experience. Was forced to get the massage for .6. Massage was horrible. Very rushed. Nothing offered. Left without tipping. But at least I got a bottled water.

Had very enjoyable experience with "Monica", Chinese, non-compos in English, nice rack, cute face, about 30. Gave good massage plus excellent arousal and finish, showed real technique--seemed happy to be tipped .3

Finally went to Alice in Greektown as business drove me that way. I had the most pleasurable time with "Candy". Very very swett girl and young and attractive. Lets just say I she tastes as sweetas she is. I will repeat for sure.

Went to the school on Irving Saturday. .6 at door, told mamasan I hadn't been there for a couple of years. May took me to room, she's 5'3, not skinny-about average for a 35-40 y.o, did a pretty good massage. On the flip, I reached out and started caressing her butt, and she gave me a smile. My hands were free to roam and she gave an above average HR. She only mentioned that I give her a "good tip" and she seemed happy with the .4 I left.

I would recommend again, it as a good time. On the way out there was a younger latina spinner I would like to meet next time.

I also finally made it there. Decided to take a long lunch break. I never asked or was given the name, but about 40, thin, large rack ( I am pretty sure natural ). Since it was a lunch break, I went for the half hour at .4.

Self shower before and after, ok massage, not that great with her hands, but the russian finish was very good. Not very much English, so no mention of the expected tip. I gave her .4.

Another highlight was as I was leaving the place there is another business across the hallway, some upper middle-aged women working the reception desk gave me a disgusted dirty look, I smiled and waved to her.

Another highlight was as I was leaving the place there is another business across the hallway, some upper middle-aged women working the reception desk gave me a disgusted dirty look, I smiled and waved to her.[/QUOTE]Ever since PS, situations like that make me think that this is place is now living on borrowed time from angry/nosy neighbors.

I just came back from Bella's on Western/Armitage. Was greeted by a cute slim European girl who had nice perky small tits. So far so good, took the before noon special of hh for .35 plus .5 extra for the ts. That's where it all went downhill from there. I was covered during the ts she didn't even spray the boys over the wet towel. In the massage room I layed down on my towel so I can stay uncovered but when she came into the room she brought another towel and recovered me up. The massage was as legit as you can get she gave me a hard massage and didn't even brush up against the boys at all plus she didn't even massage my upper thighs. No signs whatsoever of extras. Gave her a .20 tip just because I knew she worked her butt off giving me that legit massage but I wouldn't repeat.

First time poster!

Just wondering if anyone has any experience with Lace Spa girls. Advertise mostly on CL, with "email me your phone number and a time you'd like to get together". They have a website, girls I see with ads are Veronica, Lexi and Celeste.

Based on a recent post here I tried the Bella spa twice in the last 2 weeks. My experience was good and consistent with the initial reviewer on price. I intended to submit a good review, and was looking forward to going back again. Maybe they had a LE scare or something. I found the ts consistently good and thorough. Both the European provider previous reviewed and an AMP to provide good service. The AMP may have been friendlier. But as one poster mentioned, it all depends on timing. Place was clean with an attractive and friendly staff.

To today's poster, was there anything unusual said or going on when you were there?

RB