Humaniplex

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5073759]During my short time on HX, I've seen a lot of girls with the exact same format of info on their profile, like this:

"Spanish / Asian.

5 ft 4 in 125 lbs.

Subscribe to my profile for updates!

Xoxo Mindy".

Obviously switch ethnicity, numbers and name, but a lot of them will post exactly like this and makes me wary of them being fake. Is there a consensus on this? Are they just part of work circles where they all do the same thing?[/QUOTE]Usually this means same booker / pimp / madam / etc. There's quite a few "crews" on HX that have loosely affiliated names (QoD /143/818, Baby, Bellas) and each crew has the same info / response template.

[QUOTE=JDog1234;5074256]Any HX providers have a massage / BJ or FS option.[/QUOTE]There is a gal named Cynthia T on Rub Ratings that gives an awesome FBSM with and upgrade to BBBJ. She also has a Twitter feed to announce when she is in the OC for incall. Does both specialties rather well.

[QUOTE=Justify;5075554]There is a gal named Cynthia T on Rub Ratings that gives an awesome FBSM with and upgrade to BBBJ. She also has a Twitter feed to announce when she is in the OC for incall. Does both specialties rather well.[/QUOTE]Yes, thanks! I did see her once before and enjoyed it. Then she flaked on me 2 times in a row. Maybe I'll reach back out.

[QUOTE=JDog1234;5076616]Yes, thanks! I did see her once before and enjoyed it. Then she flaked on me 2 times in a row. Maybe I'll reach back out.[/QUOTE]Twitter handle please.

[QUOTE=Gerre1984;4185117]Don't forget burnsie1169, GRUMPY, MUNK, loucfirr1, and se7 en who I've witnessed various occasions being deliberately obnoxious. Someone here even mentioned earlier being after one of 'them. Not that I condone, but I also can't say I blame them![/QUOTE]I wanted to add the douchebag SonOfAdams to my list.

I'd love nothing more than toss them into a chamber, and spray Zyklon B on them as they die like he cockroaches they are! 😂128405;.

Recently learned that she has a HX account aside from the PD account I used to see her, so I thought I'd put my review of her here too since she barely has any feedback in this forum. This was back in March, so I have no idea if she's changed at all, but may as well share something. I do want to see her again at some point.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/pocketsizedevie[/URL]

She was quick to respond even though I had no references (she was my first), and she also confirmed via text that the hr session includes msog since I don't think it was listed on her PD. The directions ended up being an espionage mission into a gated apartment community which made me very uneasy, but I did what any man in heat would do and just went for it. Looking back, it was actually kinda fun. Since I didn't expect this, I ended up being half an hour late and probably annoyed her, but she didn't come off that way in person at all. She still gave me the full hour that we scheduled.

FIRST AND FOREMOST: I'm 99% sure she is NOT the one in the photos. She's definitely short and of whatever Asian descent she listed, but she's also packing some meat. Not to the point that she'd be considered "fat", but definitely stocky. She also has a rounder face and kinda goofy teeth. It's a shame, but absolutely does not make her unattractive at all. The show here is her mammaries, and she's packing, so those alone made it worth it for me. I think her hips were pretty wide but not much butt cheek was there. I hate when people use this word but, yes, she was "bubbly" and friendly the whole time and even complimented my long hair as soon as she saw me along with a hug. She had just gotten out of the shower. She offered me a quick shower by myself, so I did that and she was setting up in the room. It was clean with a simple layout along with the rest of the apartment that I saw. She rents it out just for the job. Very nice place.

As for the action, she didn't do the BBBJ or even CBJ or dfk listed on her PD ad (makes me wonder if she was secretly annoyed with me), but she did a HJ with a weird attempt at a Russian while we made small-talk. If she does it, make sure you're in a good position for it. Idk if she'd still do this during the pandemic, but she sat over me and gave me a minute to fully indulge with her mams like she totally knows what the reason everyone has to see her. After putting the thing on, she rode me but. Wasn't very good at it. She just did that thing where she shifted her weight so we'd go up and down together without any actual in-and-out happening. I'm a passive person, so maybe taking action charge would be best, though I think she's kinda sensitive, so don't destroy her. There's a big mirror on one side of the room, so it was pretty hot looking over to see us in profile at least. I'd say as a tip for anyone to adjust your positions around using that mirror if you don't mind seeing yourself (my hair hides my stupid face). She's cool with changing positions whenever I wanted, too. After finishing the first round, so offered me a "sensual" massage, but it did nothing for me. I don't know if that's on her or if I'm simply not interested in that. I'd rather have my shoulders / neck manhandled than lady fingers sliding around my back. Throughout the entire hour session, she's careful about hygiene and constantly wipes up both of us. We started the second round the same way and I tried mish but after a minute or so, she informed me that time ran out. I wasn't upset or anything, but something to note in my head to pass on the massage so we don't waste time. Offered me another shower, but I didn't really care and just went on my way. Gave me a hug and some really nice candies.

Being super analytical, I can tell that she's a pro when it comes to doing her job and whether or not she was annoyed with me, I couldn't tell because of it. I obviously did my best to be friendly to make up for it, so I had a great time overall and I'd repeat. At least because she's one of the few girls that's carrying big weapons. I think she's about 90% fluent in English, so there might be once or twice where there can be a misunderstanding during conversation, but she's very social, so there won't be an issues because of that. All of her info is on her PD listing (idk if this site has a grudge with PD, so I'm not sure if it's okay to put the link) so you can just search "BookEvieOC" there. Treat her well.

Any info on this HX hottie: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BougieSavage[/URL].

Here's a new one from me. Despite her very successful business on HX, she barely has any mentions on this forum, so I'll add my piece. Saw her recently.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/cutie-kiki[/URL]

She has a regular schedule of days / locations and it was hard for me to line it up to see her, but apparently she'll take requests if asked, so I was able to finally see her. If I was rolling in dough, she'd be my ATF.

Judging by the writing on her ad and messages, you'd think her English wasn't very good (she's Japanese), but in person she's plenty fluent with no misunderstanding at all. One person here said she was stand-offish, but with me she was immediately in a great mood and stayed that way for the full hhr. We have the same demeanour / sense of humour so we clicked and stayed that way. She suggested I shower since that was part of her ad so I did a quick thing and came back to have a quick chat before starting. She's a genuine, cool person that can have normal conversation, so that was a big plus. I don't have any PSE fantasies or like trashy people at all. I'm super passive so I asked her she can take charge or whatever, but she's 100% down with any routine, so it's up to you. Started with BBBJ and it was pretty good. She takes her time to work it and after a minute or two even asked if I wanted more. I said to get on top and she gave me the best ride I've ever had. When they get enthused it's hard to tell if it's real, but I think she genuinely enjoys fricking and she was up there making motions for a while before she got tired. While she was up there I asked if I could do mouth action on the chassis and she obliged. There's almost nothing up top besides long dark nips, but she has a lovely body regardless. Then we went for doggert and her butt was way better than the photos suggested. Not "big", but definitely sizeable with zero imperfections. Just a great bum. Would've been perfect without the tramp stamp. After that she offered another shower and I had five minutes left, so we had another wee chat before I left.

I love her LOL. I'd totally love to be friends with her and hang out. Next time will definitely be an hr. Rates changed recently and hhr is hunnit eighty. She does have a quickie option, but if I understood her messages, there's no cfs for that. If you see her, you better be nice to her.

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;4185033]Dude, you must remember many of them don't have a real life, no friends, and spend numerous hours of their daily lives on the site. It's all they have. A bunch trolls, hypocrites, and wannabe comedians / pimps that be pulling shady shit themselves. Ask Hulakong, LACG, and Fubar. Fat, no life, sit behind the screen dumb fucks! LOL![/QUOTE]The mighty HX is dwindling with wannabes like you talking about. And some of these level 5 hypocrites become bookers too because they can't afford the pussy.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;5087722]The mighty HX is dwindling with wannabes like you talking about. And some of these level 5 hypocrites become bookers too because they can't afford the pussy.[/QUOTE]They'd make excellent snuff victims.

Their lives otherwise serve no purpose!

Anyone seeing her? Any info on this?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Jennwithlove[/URL]

What ever you do. Don't see the following HX girl: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/network/Sxyvictoria/[/URL].

I 've recieved much intel from several members within her network. Common amongst them was BAD HYGIENE.

Double stacks dates, lousy service, and a twat the size of a two car garage. There are too many options out there.

Than to waste your time with this over used pair of shoes. She has close to 200 men in her network, and counting.

So clearly, at some point, her private part is nothing more than a gaping hole.

You bring up a good point about HX and how many contacts are in her network. It has turned me off on more than a few providers because I don't want to know that they have over 150 likes on HX alone, not naive or a prude but if they have that many ratings on HX you can multiply that by five or ten and do the math. I guess I don't like being part of the gang.

[QUOTE=BJojo;5093085]What ever you do. Don't see the following HX girl: [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/network/Sxyvictoria/[/URL].

I 've recieved much intel from several members within her network. Common amongst them was BAD HYGIENE.

Double stacks dates, lousy service, and a twat the size of a two car garage. There are too many options out there.

Than to waste your time with this over used pair of shoes. She has close to 200 men in her network, and counting.

So clearly, at some point, her private part is nothing more than a gaping hole.[/QUOTE]Did you actually see her?

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