Massage Parlor Reports

Went here today around 7:30 pm. Went in for 30 min massage. The Chinese girl wanted me to do 90 minutes kept pointing at the price list. Ended up doing 1 hour after she told me there was 5 minutes remaining of my 30 minutes using her phone translator. There were two massage Chinese ladys. One look like she was in her 30-40's(she was the one that massaged me) and the other look like she was in her late 40's or early 50's. Neither girl speaks any English as they were using their phone translator. The positive is that she gave me the full hour and didn't short me on time. Used lots of different techniques and some stretching. And massage was very good. Other than working a lot on the buttocks and teasing this place seems totally legit. Never even got to flip. Was facing down the whole time for hour.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4944156]Thanks for the review on Ava. Panacea has like 5 new girls in the last few weeks and I have yet to get in there recently. New girls seem to be Ashley, Annie, Cindy, Ava and Eve. Feel free to chime in on any of the new girls so we can get a feel for them. P.S. My go to Panacea girls are Natasha and Aliese. You can never go wrong with those two.[/QUOTE]I agree about the description on Ava, except she had a real bossy attitude; luckily she just directed me to the room. I have had a couple real decent rubs with Natalie. Friendly, personable; fairly light touch ms which I like, but she'd probably accommodate you with a firmer one if you'd prefer. Nice size, surprisingly fairly firm, girls came out on the second visit. Never discouraged any roaming, but I didn't push this aspect to the limit. Good amount of time on the tease, and nice finish. Will keep repeating. 6/6. No mention of tip; but both times was shorted on time.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;4954446]I agree about the description on Ava, except she had a real bossy attitude; luckily she just directed me to the room. I have had a couple real decent rubs with Natalie. Friendly, personable; fairly light touch ms which I like, but she'd probably accommodate you with a firmer one if you'd prefer. Nice size, surprisingly fairly firm, girls came out on the second visit. Never discouraged any roaming, but I didn't push this aspect to the limit. Good amount of time on the tease, and nice finish. Will keep repeating. 6/6. No mention of tip; but both times was shorted on time.[/QUOTE]What does Natalie look like?

I went back in for round 2 after not connecting with Linda at Wonder.

It went the exact opposite as my 1st visit. They told me Mimi was away on business. The remaining talent was not talented so I folded my cards and went home #disappointed.

[QUOTE=CandidGuy35;4954017]Went here today around 7:30 pm. Went in for 30 min massage. The Chinese girl wanted me to do 90 minutes kept pointing at the price list. Ended up doing 1 hour after she told me there was 5 minutes remaining of my 30 minutes using her phone translator. There were two massage Chinese ladys. One look like she was in her 30-40's(she was the one that massaged me) and the other look like she was in her late 40's or early 50's. Neither girl speaks any English as they were using their phone translator. The positive is that she gave me the full hour and didn't short me on time. Used lots of different techniques and some stretching. And massage was very good. Other than working a lot on the buttocks and teasing this place seems totally legit. Never even got to flip. Was facing down the whole time for hour.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;4953373]Which place is this.[/QUOTE]Accupressure.

First time poster.

Saw Delilah today for the first time. Very safe office setting and parking in great location near downtown GR.

Communication leading up to visit was informative and excellent.

She immediately put me at ease with a warm, beautiful smile, and nice hug.

She is an incredibly Beautiful, shapely, and kind person. Easy communication during the visit. Massage was wonderful and relaxing. At the flip she undressed to display her magnificent figure. Encouraged touching. Light kissing. Very sensual.

Will definitely visit again. Been looking for a Woman like this.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Been in the hobby for a while in the area. Started out back when you could get FS at the rainbow on eastern, and could find legit SP's on CL and BP.

Anyway,

Linda:

Stopped in awhile back and got Linda, first time with her, first time back at wonder in quite some time so I went with the hhr. Massage was great, almost on par with a CMT. Good deep pressure how I like, found some kinks to work out, and a good amount of teasing, on the flip she got pretty comfortable after a little roaming, kept the underwear on but didn't mind my hand moving them out of the way. Little bit of dirty talk, quality finish (HJ) took her time on the clean up. Little bit more flirty talk as we wrapped up (40/60 total). Invited me back for an HR, smirk and giggle indicated much more fun would be had. Sales pitch worked went back later in the month. Only problem, Anita was the only one there.

Anita:

On my return, I had hoped to see Linda for the full hour, told my self would only go for 30 if it was someone else. Walked in (early morning) greeted by Anita, told me she could only do her (which worked for me) She got comfortable right away, lots of roaming and teasing, kitty was smoothy on the outside, and nice and wet on the inside. Massage was so so, but the contact was hot so I can't complain. Flip saw more roaming, she sucked on my nipple a little bit before she directed her attention south of the border, felt like she pulled the old parlor trick where she made some sucking sounds while blocking my view with her head while actually doing a well lubed HJ. Whatever it was it felt good, bit more unrestricted roaming before I finished a happy camper (40/60).

Was in Wonder pre-covid closure saw a much bigger girl who appeared to be bi-racial. So so massage but noteworthy move was she jumped up on the table and used the girls to help w / the finish. It was a nice touch.

Bonus report: BLESSINGS FULLER most recently stopped into blessings. Remembered from my research, not much was to be had for extra's, and can confirm that was my experience as well. Website says walk ins welcome, however a new sign said call for appointment. Just walked in, they asked if I had called but directed me back to a room regardless. The massage was very good, lots of deep pressure, and multiple modalities, worked out a pesky knot that has been bugging me for weeks.

All and all will repeat w / all 3.

[QUOTE=AmpPerv;4955019]Accupressure.[/QUOTE]What's the typical damage?

[QUOTE=EpicureanStud;4952778]60 for Russian + $$ for SIM W / S (shoot in mouth with swallow). Seen Nina great personality and open menu. She'll ask if you mind if she takes off her shirt. Agreed to $ for CBJ but I forgot my cover, she said she'll do BBBJ for same, settled on Russian then while going at it asked for SIM W / S. She replied she doesn't catch. Offered $, reply was no, 1. 5 she was getting warmer, at $$ she agreed without hesitation and misunderstood me as she began giving BBBJ while I was thrusting between her tits. Felt nice but stayed with Russian. She tilted her head nicely and extended her tongue, shot most my load in the back of her throat and a bit on her nice tongue. She happily swallowed and kept it down with minor gaging. Cuddled for 15 -20 minutes and left. Nothing like the smell of my semen on a woman's breath.[/QUOTE]Do you have link. Looking for some nice Russian.

[QUOTE=WestMI;4955070]First time poster.

Saw Delilah today for the first time. Very safe office setting and parking in great location near downtown GR.

Communication leading up to visit was informative and excellent.

She immediately put me at ease with a warm, beautiful smile, and nice hug.

She is an incredibly Beautiful, shapely, and kind person. Easy communication during the visit. Massage was wonderful and relaxing. At the flip she undressed to display her magnificent figure. Encouraged touching. Light kissing. Very sensual.

Will definitely visit again. Been looking for a Woman like this.[/QUOTE]Link please.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;4955917]Link please.[/QUOTE]Delilah aka Ebony masseuse.

Here you go.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/ebony-masseuse/228494564497[/URL]

Anyone ever seen Haley the 37 year old? I finally got a hold of her and she asked for a link to my Facebook for screening which had be a bit concerned. Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=NewToMusk;4956263]Anyone ever seen Haley the 37 year old? I finally got a hold of her and she asked for a link to my Facebook for screening which had be a bit concerned. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Hayley is a very careful professional. She will not stalk you, just screen you.

Some have complained, they give all the info she requested and Poof no response. She wasn't phishing, the potential client didn't meet her criteria.

Hayley is a Member of usasexguide and can be contacted through PM. Hayleymatters is her screen name. She's busy and doesn't check her USA mail every day. Her screening is a process not an immediate hook up.
How the hell do I know all this? Hayley is a personal friend of mine.
Hope this answers your questions.

Never been here before, is this worth the trip?

I've been to a number of AMP before the shutdown and I'm just now getting back at it. Looking for suggestions on where to start in GR, already been to Healing Hands and 5 Star.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4956434]Hayley is a very careful professional. She will not stalk you, just screen you.

Some have complained, they give all the info she requested and Poof no response. She wasn't phishing, the potential client didn't meet her criteria.

Hayley is a Member of usasexguide and can be contacted through PM. Hayleymatters is her screen name. She's busy and doesn't check her USA mail every day. Her screening is a process not an immediate hook up.
How the hell do I know all this? Hayley is a personal friend of mine.
Hope this answers your questions.[/QUOTE]Oh of course you do and are, who wouldn't want to be with YOU lmao.

The AMP scene is at an all time low around GR.

You can try Relax which used to be a top place. Since the reopening they have shorted on time and the talent had not been what is used to be.

For those that head towards Toledo there is an amazing AMP - 70/150 with shower sauna and full dream. PM me for details.

[QUOTE=Justin02;4956572]I've been to a number of AMP before the shutdown and I'm just now getting back at it. Looking for suggestions on where to start in GR, already been to Healing Hands and 5 Star.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the reviews.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/ebony-masseuse/228494564497[/URL]

[QUOTE=Stroker417;4920545]She's real and fun.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nyped96;4920258]I can vouch that she is real and legit. I have seen multiple times and she never disappoiints.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestMI;4955070]First time poster.

Saw Delilah today for the first time. Very safe office setting and parking in great location near downtown GR. Communication leading up to visit was informative and excellent.

She immediately put me at ease with a warm, beautiful smile, and nice hug. She is an incredibly Beautiful, shapely, and kind person. Easy communication during the visit. Massage was wonderful and relaxing. At the flip she undressed to display her magnificent figure. Encouraged touching. Light kissing. Very sensual.

Will definitely visit again. Been looking for a Woman like this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Justin02;4956480]Never been here before, is this worth the trip?[/QUOTE]There are reports on here you can search for that will give you your info.

Checked out Wonder about a week ago. Called ahead and made an appointment. I'd heard good things about Linda but forgot to request anyone in particular. When I got there, I was told room one and Christy (Christine?) came in. Cute face, not bbw, but not a spinner. Massage was light but ok, although once I massages her calf to let her know I was interested in some teasing too, she moved to teasing and the flip quickly. One I was on my back, she asked how much I was looking to spend. I mentioned at least. 6, I should have asked what was on the menu but don't always think straight during a massage. She took off her top and skirt, no panties were worn. HE was interesting, some face used in the massage but not lips. I think it was that time of the month, as he legs were clamped and I felt a string. Nonetheless I finished and left relaxed.

I'm not sure I'll return. GR is a farther drive for me and I'm usually looking for a more visually stimulating experience. The first at Serenity or even Emily (previously at MBD) were hot and thin.

Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.

[QUOTE=Electronman;4959202]Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.[/QUOTE]Lotus Spa.

Eastern second parlor south of 28th st. West side of road, well marked.

It's going to be pricey!

Enjoy!

Twotrack.

At why-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th immediately off Division in an old storefront. She has been my favorite for some time now, I see her monthly. Very vibrant massage with really good pressure (not deep tissue), keeps her hand moving at a fairly good pace. For me, her teasing is unreal as I have encouraged her to do more than the usual reach between the legs, I lift my hips up so she can get in and under and stroke me, I spend a fair amount of time on all fours. Lauren does not do anything extra and does not remove any clothes, what she does with her hands is well above average. Her accent does make understanding her a bit difficult but she has gotten better with her English.

1 hr /50 Tip /80 and well worth it for me.

[QUOTE=Electronman;4959202]Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.[/QUOTE]Lotus on Eastern.

The following have showers.

- Healthy Habits (28th Str).

- Healthy Hands (28th Str).

- the Oasis Station (Eastern).

- Pacific in Cascade (28th Str).

Table Shower.

Lotus Spa (Eastern).

[QUOTE=Electronman;4959202]Do any of the GR spas offer table showers? I ask because I might stop by while on a long bicycle ride and a bit of clean up would be nice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AmpPerv;4959793]At why-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th immediately off Division in an old storefront. She has been my favorite for some time now, I see her monthly. Very vibrant massage with really good pressure (not deep tissue), keeps her hand moving at a fairly good pace. For me, her teasing is unreal as I have encouraged her to do more than the usual reach between the legs, I lift my hips up so she can get in and under and stroke me, I spend a fair amount of time on all fours. Lauren does not do anything extra and does not remove any clothes, what she does with her hands is well above average. Her accent does make understanding her a bit difficult but she has gotten better with her English.

1 hr /50 Tip /80 and well worth it for me.[/QUOTE]You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip?

[QUOTE=AmpPerv;4959793]At why-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th immediately off Division in an old storefront. She has been my favorite for some time now, I see her monthly. Very vibrant massage with really good pressure (not deep tissue), keeps her hand moving at a fairly good pace. For me, her teasing is unreal as I have encouraged her to do more than the usual reach between the legs, I lift my hips up so she can get in and under and stroke me, I spend a fair amount of time on all fours. Lauren does not do anything extra and does not remove any clothes, what she does with her hands is well above average. Her accent does make understanding her a bit difficult but she has gotten better with her English.

1 hr /50 Tip /80 and well worth it for me.[/QUOTE]Can someone DM me the address and number. I would like to try this place if it's still around. Doesn't show up on Google Search.

He got what he aimed for in there during his dream.

That place is old and ran down. It's like getting a massage in a poor 3rd world county.

Pros.

Above average massage.

Constant hands.

Cons.

Nasty old facility.

Not much too look at talent wise.

For me it's that place I go when I'm broke and only got. 6 or. 7 for hhr.

I always wondered about the place in the small strip mall that's further south on division on the left (they just lost the main sign to the New Mexicana grocery) - any news in there. I see they offer tarot card reading.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4960363]You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen this girl? Says se works at Pacific. Did a search and it came up empty.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/yummy/881484286266[/URL]

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4960363]You said that she provides no extras but did you at least get a HE for the 80 tip?[/QUOTE]Yes, Lauren gives a very good HE. No extras means any BBBJ or more.

Unless you have a fetish for getting fleeced, avoid this place! That goes for the Tarot Reading or Massage.

Went in around 6 pm and it's wasn't busy. Started to pick up after I entered. Heard the door open / close 5-6 times. I think a few guys came in and were told to come back a little later. I just walked in and they gave me this older asian lady. Massage was ok and she gave me the full hour. But she wasn't attractive at all. I think one of the managers knocked on the door twice and told the massager to hurry up because they were very busy. Probably would not repeat here unless the talent gets better.

She is very real. The pics look very much like her. She even wore the same dress as the first picture. She works out of private office old building in downtown. Plenty of free parking at the two story parking lot is attach to the building.

Good mix of sensual massage with medium touch massage. She is tall with big boobs and slim figure and very attractive. You could mistake her for a model. Kinda get the early Tyra Banks looks to her in terms of body type. She very smart and holds a good conversation. Probably one of my best massages yet.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/ebony-masseuse/228494564497[/URL]

Nose,

What place are you talking about?

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4962003]Unless you have a fetish for getting fleeced, avoid this place! That goes for the Tarot Reading or Massage.[/QUOTE]

I stopped by Lotus Spa on a recent afternoon. Located on Eastern, just south of 28th St. , the spa shares a small building with a very popular barbeque place that was doing a brisk carry out business. I rang the door bell which was answered after a short wait by a slender but older Korean woman named Micki. She was attractive and had a nice body, for an older woman. I had been exercising and I was a bit sweaty so I confirmed that they had a table shower. The table shower was pleasant and thorough but it was not as erotic as I've experienced at other parlors. The massage was OK and mostly a prelude to some teasing and extra services. Extras were good but somewhat limited (FS was not available). She was the only person working so she left the session once to check answer the door.

Overall, it was a good, but not outstanding, visit with an older Korean woman. I probably would not repeat as I've had much better sessions at other spas in Battle Creek and Jackson.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4944156]Thanks for the review on Ava. Panacea has like 5 new girls in the last few weeks and I have yet to get in there recently. New girls seem to be Ashley, Annie, Cindy, Ava and Eve. Feel free to chime in on any of the new girls so we can get a feel for them. P.S. My go to Panacea girls are Natasha and Aliese. You can never go wrong with those two.[/QUOTE]I stopped by Panacea for an afternoon visit. I didn't have an appointment but they were not too busy. The facilities were nice and clean. I did have a fairly long wait in the massage room before my masseuse arrived. She introduced herself as Allese (or something like that; possibly the same woman as mentioned by Love the Lips in the post above). She gave a good medium pressure massage, using her elbows to work over some tight muscles. A limited range of extra services were also available. Everyone has different tastes but I did not find her especially attractive; she had ample boobs but a pretty good size tummy and a plain face. Nevertheless the services were acceptable, but overpriced. I would not repeat, at least with this provider.

I know that a lot of mongers like Panacea so my lack of enthusiasm may seem inconsistent with the positive reviews. Of course, everything is relative. I've had much better massage experiences, especially in other cities. So my lack of enthusiasm should be interpreted accordingly.

In her photos she looks too good to be true. That's her and she looks like that. If you like fit, strong, smart, confident sexy women she is for you. She is in demand, so she is difficult to schedule with. She is one of a kind in Kent county.

[QUOTE=NewToMusk;4956263]Anyone ever seen Haley the 37 year old? I finally got a hold of her and she asked for a link to my Facebook for screening which had be a bit concerned. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stroker417;4961356]Has anyone seen this girl? Says se works at Pacific. Did a search and it came up empty.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/yummy/881484286266[/URL][/QUOTE]I have tried twice to meet with her. She doesn't reply right away and only gives her location as 44th & Breton, or 28th & Cascade. It's not too difficult to figure she's at Pacific. 2nd time contacting her I had an appt. Set up, but she ghosted me. Drove through the parking lot and she was sitting in her car having a smoke. Doesn't seem like she's that motivated to get our money.

[QUOTE=LaVick;4962356]Nose,

What place are you talking about?[/QUOTE]Division Ave and Sluyter next to Citgo gas (old Wesco gas station). Used to be good way way back but now not. Can't remember name, but there's a Massage sign in window. It's in an old office building with a tax service, etc.

So, on a whim I decided to do something I knew wasn't the best idea, but decided to try anyway. Her name's Ann, and she's at Royal on 44th:

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/blondieee/964878649678[/URL]

So upon texting, she says it's $60 for an hr. I opted for the hhr, then she said $50 for that, and that was my first sign of not-such-a-good-idea. I replied that I'll opt for an hr, as long as I get roughly the full hr. She said that's the prices at Royal (not true, been there several times before the year before and prior; Lexy was the only one worth it, but Anna seemed like she was). She then said I could do the hhr. Hit-it-and-quit-it sign, right there.

I played along, aiming for the hhr. I get there, and mama san was working the window, made me pay 60. Ann was behind the counter and said that I was doing hhr. Mama san said 60. Ann said that it'll get sorted out and agreed to just take that extra 10 as part of tip. OK. That was a good thing about her.

Here's the problem. I get in the room, and I waited almost exactly 10 m. Flag #1. Flag #2, Ann isn't as good looking as the pics. She's tall, which is fine, but she put on some weight, and her chest is the same size, so basically pretty small in comparison. She's not a bbw, don't get me wrong, but she's put on some weight. Seemingly nice backside though. Just not as good looking, is all -- but cute.

Problem was that she had a Robotic attitude. About 5 m into the massage she asked to flip. She shucked down her shirt to show her tits, and started stroking me down there. Up until this point, things were OK. Not a massage, just a facade to flip quick. If that's all ya want, that's fine.

But as she's dealing with "it", I say that I could tip her more for more than this. She asked how much, I said double tip -- and I was being no cheap skate as I was going to go 50/50 for a hhr. High price for nothing close to a real massage and just a topless HJ. She said 100 is what she expects for just this -- a robotic flip and cum soon, topless. Granted, she wasn't pushing a rush, so I give credit there, but still. Basically ruined the mood for a bit, and I avoided argument but did mention in a polite way that that's not market price despite her saying it most certainly was, but she continued, and she finished the HJ.

I then gave her 50. AND she could get the 10 from Mama San. So that's 50/60 -- and she was PISSED. Seriously? I wasn't going to argue much, but I made it clear that that's a High tip for just a topless HJ with no actual massage besides greasing the legs, shoulders and backside. She was insulted that I said, even politely, that 100 tip for that was way over market value -- and said I didn't know what I was talking about. I avoided getting into a long argument, and she was fuming. For 50/60. For a hhr where about 10 m was me waiting. I would have thought at worst she would have been like "Okay, that's not what I can normally get, but thanks. " It was like I was only leaving 10 or something. But, I will be fair in everything.

PROS:

- Decent / nice looking.

- No rushing HE process when wanting to take it slow and enjoy that time.

- Agreed to taking 10 from the 60 paid at counter as part of tip, despite Mama San not giving 10 back.

CONS:

- Not as good looking as pics (added weight).

- Robotic + bland attitude.

- Rushed right to the HE, no actual 'massage' leading to it (may not be a bad con by itself for some).

- Expects 100 tip for hhr, standard topless HJ + roaming.

- Believes the above is Standard at any place worth going to and always has been.