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[QUOTE=TJGeek;4427129]Went to see the two new NG2 girls by the lake.

Carmen.

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Klaudia.

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Started by calling Carmen who did not pick up (see below about failed meeting last week), so called Klaudia, we talked and set up a meeting in 45 min. Just as I'm parking, she tells me she needs to push back 30 min. I ask why and tell her I am walking over to her place. She tells me she is not there. We go back and forth (I don't feel like waiting) and she suggest I see Carmen who is there. So I call Carmen again and we start texting back and forth. She is up for a meeting so I tell her I am at her place, she asks to wait 5 min.

A few minutes later, a lady who looks very similar to Carmen, walks into the building (no makeup and body much heavier than the pictures), and then Carmen texts me that she can't see me because I tried setting up a meeting with Klaudia and her at the same time. I text her that it was Klaudia's suggestion that I see her instead. Needless back and forth texting and 30 min go by so I ask Klaudia if she is back and ready now to which she responds with more excuses and that she can't make it work today.

By this point, I've wasted too much time waiting and texting, so I asked Klaudia to call me to sort this out. She was nice enough to call and I explained that I was not trying to book two appointments at the same time and only followed her suggestion to see Carmen, but she started giving me excuses about how guys don't show up, blah, blah, blah.

So bottom line, I wasted 2 hrs (with driving and finding parking), only to have neither NG at the place for when they said they were available. This pissed me off even more since last week I set up a meeting with Carmen in the late afternoon and despite a Cubs game 2 blocks away and no parking under $40, I showed up and she texted me that we can't meet because she is tired. So, it is not unlike past NGs double booking guys and then showing having to wait an hour or not getting a reply.

I really want the NG to be successful so they keep coming back. The last 2 NG shared their challenges and complaints of their situation with me (as have others) and I gave some suggestions, with one NG I kept in touch by email to help her out and get more business. But, as long as they can't keep a schedule, they will suffer. Also, jacking up the prices is not helpful. I can go to 262 and have a great time with at least 5 of their ladies. Plus, the new location by the lake is not only hard to get too (especially when the Cubs are playing) but parking is hard to find (and an extra 15 to 20 min).

I'd like to hear other's experiences with these two NG, but the few posts have not been positive..[/QUOTE]I gave everyone the heads up on time wasting. The current NG lineup is not good. To start I am certain Carmen pictures are completely outdated / fake. Klaudia is very business like, but has real pictures. I do not recommend either!

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;4428816]I gave everyone the heads up on time wasting. The current NG lineup is not good. To start I am certain Carmen pictures are completely outdated / fake. Klaudia is very business like, but has real pictures. I do not recommend either![/QUOTE]I saw Carmen a few days ago and Klaudia when she was here some time ago, here's her post from where she came a couple of years ago - ([URL]https://independent.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/20270178/julia[/URL]). IMO they're both why I like ng so much, just hot Polish girls that can take a good pounding without complaining and allow for MSOG on a competitive rate, I don't care much about BBBJ (although always welcome) or GFE or any of that, but of course that's just me. On the flip side, yeah I agree they are a bit business like. Which is fine because you can negotiate extras.

Carmen is a washed out bikini model, if you google her pictures you can look at her ig account at matuszexxxxxxxxxalena although I think she just switched to private. She didn't seem so old in the trade as opposed to most ng girls who are typically hardened prostitutes, she seems more like a girl who used to be a model but she gained weight and got a bit old so now she's finding new ways to make some extra cash, which is awesome. Pros: she still has an amazing body and great fake tits, and she is one of the tightest girls I've seen in ng (and I think I've seen almost all of them). Cons: she's very mechanical and can't take as much pounding as other ng, plus she doesn't like that you touch her face or kissing because it ruins her makeup. She charged me 4 benjies for 1 h, which is a rip off because that's the price of a higher end agency with college girls.

Klaudia I still need to see, but yeah if I recall she was a bit mechanical and businesslike as well as the blogs suggests. Hopefully won't be 4 benjies as well otherwise definitely a no go, for 2. 5 benjies is probably worth a visit.

I wouldn't recommend LFK, DFK or DATY on these girls, I remember talking to one of them some time ago and she said she's been in business for more than 5 years. Still is my favorite spot in Chicago, but rates definitely need to come down otherwise is best to go to high end agencies.

Because of my weakness for Eastern European ladies, I saw Laura, aka Ania last time she was in Chicago.

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The pictures are her, 20 pounds ago, but OK.

Did the 200/30 min option. Everything started nice but the CBJ was brief and the CFS was rushed. Not GFE. No DATY, no 69, no kissing, but a bit of FIV. Maybe she just had a busy day (it was late) but I would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Babaganush;4429060]I saw Carmen a few days ago and Klaudia when she was here some time ago, here's her post from where she came a couple of years ago - ([URL]https://independent.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/20270178/julia[/URL]). IMO they're both why I like ng so much, just hot Polish girls that can take a good pounding without complaining and allow for MSOG on a competitive rate, I don't care much about BBBJ (although always welcome) or GFE or any of that, but of course that's just me. On the flip side, yeah I agree they are a bit business like. Which is fine because you can negotiate extras.

Carmen is a washed out bikini model, if you google her pictures you can look at her ig account at matuszexxxxxxxxxalena although I think she just switched to private. She didn't seem so old in the trade as opposed to most ng girls who are typically hardened prostitutes, she seems more like a girl who used to be a model but she gained weight and got a bit old so now she's finding new ways to make some extra cash, which is awesome. Pros: she still has an amazing body and great fake tits, and she is one of the tightest girls I've seen in ng (and I think I've seen almost all of them). Cons: she's very mechanical and can't take as much pounding as other ng, plus she doesn't like that you touch her face or kissing because it ruins her makeup. She charged me 4 benjies for 1 h, which is a rip off because that's the price of a higher end agency with college girls.

Klaudia I still need to see, but yeah if I recall she was a bit mechanical and businesslike as well as the blogs suggests. Hopefully won't be 4 benjies as well otherwise definitely a no go, for 2. 5 benjies is probably worth a visit.

I wouldn't recommend LFK, DFK or DATY on these girls, I remember talking to one of them some time ago and she said she's been in business for more than 5 years. Still is my favorite spot in Chicago, but rates definitely need to come down otherwise is best to go to high end agencies.[/QUOTE]The euro ****** are definitely not worth the money they're charging. Can't remember the last time one was above average. Going to have to pay the premium at MCE or get a new SB.

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So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?

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So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?[/QUOTE]Honestly I calmest always send them a dic pic. I usually ask for one from them first before I send one.

I have never had a problem. If they won't send one first then I'll pass. Imo, that wasn't the issue on your situation. The issue for me would have been the location change.

Jordynn just messaged me. She told me she's back in town for the weekend and will be downtown Chicago. IF you haven't had a chance to meet her, I strongly suggest you do. True GFE (no bb, no anal). PM me for her digits.

[QUOTE=TJGeek;4429366]Because of my weakness for Eastern European ladies, I saw Laura, aka Ania last time she was in Chicago.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7732259829[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/148902[/URL]

The pictures are her, 20 pounds ago, but OK.

Did the 200/30 min option. Everything started nice but the CBJ was brief and the CFS was rushed. Not GFE. No DATY, no 69, no kissing, but a bit of FIV. Maybe she just had a busy day (it was late) but I would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Is this the same NG girl that used to go by Zuzia? Has tattoo "enjoy me", can't miss it.

[QUOTE=Layne123;4408944]Searched. Nada.

Any info?

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1479542[/URL][/QUOTE]Legit provider. Had basic text back and forth. Gave me her location.

Beautiful face, covers her hair (did not ask why).

Very friendly, smart, interesting, and can hold a conversation. Did not rush, aimed to please.

[QUOTE=HakunaMatata;4430320]Is this the same NG girl that used to go by Zuzia? Has tattoo "enjoy me", can't miss it.[/QUOTE]She did go by Zuzia ([URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/zuzia-escort-chicago-258024[/URL]#erotic) but not sure if she was NG at any time.

I recall a few tattoos but didn't read them, was busy with other things. Where was the tattoo that said "enjoy me"?

[QUOTE=TJGeek;4430623]She did go by Zuzia ([URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/zuzia-escort-chicago-258024[/URL]#erotic) but not sure if she was NG at any time.

I recall a few tattoos but didn't read them, was busy with other things. Where was the tattoo that said "enjoy me"?[/QUOTE]She definitely was NG, I saw her back in 2017. Something happened with NG management probably and she changed name, location and went solo for couple of weeks before leaving. That tattoo is inked on her pussy, that's why I remembered.

[QUOTE=Bbbuddy;4429626][URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/36763563/[/URL]

So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?[/QUOTE]It seems like request for face or dik pics have become much more common.

I agree it is not good judgement to send one. If everyone would just stop sending the pics they would stop asking. Just my opinion.

Lots of various pics. She isn't 25 anymore but maybe very early 30's. She is the woman in the pics (few are when she was younger) but she is the woman in the pics and she is legit. She's not the sharpest tool in the box but she gets the job done and is much above in the looks department.

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[QUOTE=TJGeek;4429366]Because of my weakness for Eastern European ladies, I saw Laura, aka Ania last time she was in Chicago.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7732259829[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/148902[/URL]

The pictures are her, 20 pounds ago, but OK.

Did the 200/30 min option. Everything started nice but the CBJ was brief and the CFS was rushed. Not GFE. No DATY, no 69, no kissing, but a bit of FIV. Maybe she just had a busy day (it was late) but I would not repeat.[/QUOTE]20 pounds? That's A LOT! I remember seeing her when she was petite in the last couple years! So she must be chunky now? Spit out a kid?

[QUOTE=Bbd81;4431010]It seems like request for face or dik pics have become much more common.

I agree it is not good judgement to send one. If everyone would just stop sending the pics they would stop asking. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]}}If everyone would just stop sending the pics they would stop asking.

Agreed. But unlikely. But I follow anyway. Maybe a regional {CHi} thing? Hiding out here since last week {from FLA hurricane / s} and had one here ask me for pic or work number. NOT Happening. Never ever had a pic req in FLA or GA or TN. NEVER would comply with that-at one time I use to keep a pic of Alfred E Neuman {look it up if don't recognz} on my phone and send that--knowing I'd never hear back, but I was making a point when I sent that. No real pics, no real name, and certainly no work or social media info.

[QUOTE=Lukkylou;4431112]20 pounds? That's A LOT! I remember seeing her when she was petite in the last couple years! So she must be chunky now? Spit out a kid?[/QUOTE]I don't think she had a kid, just some weight. Either that or her pictures have been altered. She looks heavier, not bad, just not as lean as the pictures suggest.

Any info on this one? I'm a sucker for huge ones.

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So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?[/QUOTE]I've only had a couple requests for pics in the past. Not happening. Too many possible bad results besides the underage scam. Could be LEO or could be legit and your date ends on a sour note and your pic is blasted on social media. Don't ever forget who is paying who. The employer sets the rules, not the employee.

If you guys are using burner phones and your face is not in the picture then what's the harm in sending a dick pic? It's not like your ssn is tattooed on it. How do they know you didn't use someone else's pic. (hypothetically).

[QUOTE=Fdottt;4431235]If you guys are using burner phones and your face is not in the picture then what's the harm in sending a dick pic? It's not like your ssn is tattooed on it. How do they know you didn't use someone else's pic. (hypothetically).[/QUOTE]No face pic with a burner phone is no big deal. Would still send a fake pic to be on the safe side. You don't really know who you are communicating with.

Just be safe and if we all refuse the face pic they will stop asking.

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Any info on either one? TIA.

What was the damage and where is she located?

[QUOTE=Bruno0727;4431035]Lots of various pics. She isn't 25 anymore but maybe very early 30's. She is the woman in the pics (few are when she was younger) but she is the woman in the pics and she is legit. She's not the sharpest tool in the box but she gets the job done and is much above in the looks department.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/36805893/1121[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=feckless;4431127]Never ever had a pic req in FLA or GA or TN. [/QUOTE]THAT is interesting. Although, I've only ever had one request for a dick pic in order to see her. Another requested when I asked for BBBJ.

Yes, I reviewed her in this thread and another. She's worth a visit. I would say her tits are D's though, not DDD's.

[QUOTE=Osyus;4431202]Any info on this one? I'm a sucker for huge ones.

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Has anyone seen jordyn that moneyt had contact info for? I'm thinking of making the drive to see her one of these days coming up just seeing if others have seen her and think it's worth a drive. You can post or PM me would be nice and helpful. Thanks you all.

[QUOTE=Sonic69;4432622]Has anyone seen jordyn that moneyt had contact info for? I'm thinking of making the drive to see her one of these days coming up just seeing if others have seen her and think it's worth a drive. You can post or PM me would be nice and helpful. Thanks you all.[/QUOTE]Yes, pics he posted are accurate. Very tight body, really enjoyed sex, not a clock watcher, bbj is good, but not amazing, no cim for me. She's small and doesn't seem to have been doing this for long, aside from being good in bed, she's also very pleasant and definitely not a clock watcher.

[QUOTE=FruitNinja;4297545]Have a real urge. Toronto seems to have plenty. Any particular sites in the area that have listings or are more prone to?[/QUOTE]Have one in Chicago if interested.

[QUOTE=EtherealGuru;4433375]Have one in Chicago if interested.[/QUOTE]Yes. I'm interested.

[QUOTE=Bsuh69;4433159]Yes, pics he posted are accurate. Very tight body, really enjoyed sex, not a clock watcher, bbj is good, but not amazing, no cim for me. She's small and doesn't seem to have been doing this for long, aside from being good in bed, she's also very pleasant and definitely not a clock watcher.[/QUOTE]Also, don't pm me, pm moneyt, she specifically asked me to only refer people through him.

Tiny little cheerleader type. GFE (bbj, lfk, effort / enthusiasm) was a pleasant surprise. She's currently in downers grove. Would repeat.

Do you guys have any recommendations for nice petite lady near Schaumburg area.

Hey guys. I saw this chick a while ago and man was she fantastic. Was wanting to know if anyone has seen her in a while. She was one of my favorite providers I've had in a while. Worked out of her room by gary, IN just across the border.

Thanks In advance!

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[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4431443]What was the damage and where is she located?[/QUOTE]She normally asks $200/ hr $150/ half- saw her 3 times. First time she must have been wanting to make a good impression. It went well, nice BBBJ, daty, then cowgirl and mush. Second visit I was driving all day so I laid down on the bed face down to which if she was one of the NG girls she'd get the hint and give me a massage for a few minutes. Well she did give me a lame massage and acted as if she went above and beyond. On to BBBJ which was all of 2 unenthusiastic minutes and then the main event to which she complained and rushed me through which I hate. I then stopped mid stroke took the condom off and was getting dressed. She thinks I came and says well I hope you had fun. I said usually that includes not being rushed and actually coming. She seemed genuine that she'd like me to be pleased and begged me to try again. She was quiet the second time and I finished. Third time was more like the first time so all in all worth it if you get her on a good day.

[QUOTE=Gregu696;4433999]Do you guys have any recommendations for nice petite lady near Schaumburg area.[/QUOTE]You might want to try Mila.

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Just Asian.

Any info is appreciated gents!

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[QUOTE=JustAsian;4434986]You might want to try Mila.

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Just Asian.[/QUOTE]Meeting her today I guess.

Thanks.

Any other?

To make it easier to reach her or find out her location Jordynn would like you to add her on Snapchat.

Her Snapchat is "Janeandjordynn".

She can also be reached by email. [EMAIL]JordynnJ500@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

[QUOTE=Ch1009;4434999]Any info is appreciated gents!

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[URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/36664128/[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw the third one last week: [URL]https://escortalligator.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/36664128/[/URL].

Read my review. Not impressed. Rushed and not GFE. Would not see again.

[QUOTE=MoneyT;4435332]To make it easier to reach her or find out her location Jordynn would like you to add her on Snapchat.

Her Snapchat is "Janeandjordynn".

She can also be reached by email. [EMAIL]JordynnJ500@gmail.com[/EMAIL].[/QUOTE]Thanks MoneyT. I was able to see her and had a great time. Hopefully I get to repeat!