Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Cdude2;5245598]She does not stay in one area too long. I met her a few years ago in Tacoma, WA. Then saw her on the streets of Seattle, then I texted her and she said she was in Arizona. The next time I saw her was a few months ago in Portland (where she told me she was originally from). Being I had not heard about her in a while, I figured she has moved on to another city or is living with someone for the time being. I figure she will show up again.[/QUOTE]Is Mtbe Monica the best ever? If that who you are looking for I saw her a couple of weeks ago. Looked to me like she plans on staying. If that's not who you are looking for I will wish you good luck.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5248442]Across from the Sunny Market was a PAWG blonde in jeans & boots. Best way to describe her is a hybrid of Stewie from Family Guy w/ some blowfish genes mixed in. Saw her get scooped twice!.[/QUOTE]Got to say, that's one of the funniest and truthful descriptions ever. Didn't go out that night, but you drew me a clear picture. Thank you haha.

After getting shit together for tomorrow's springer trip. Was bored & curious if 82nd be any better than Wednesday. Or worse if possible. SMDHS.

With some music playing & copilot nose to wind did some JCB>82nd>Sandy upper runs between 8:45>11:30.

Hooterville was empty of all. How the South has fallen just when I think it can't get any worse.

Barren until just before Stark where I spotted Denise in white dress & black stockings. She looked like was she on her way to "doing something".

At Bagger's area was mixed or light younger BSW in red track pants w/ white stripes down the legs. Hair in tight bun. She's somewhat cute but reports are nil & I smell some GPS there.

The PAWG w/ the long blonde dreads spotted Wednesday night was near Parkrose Vision. Still channeling that 80's groupie look though tonight she had a set of single hoop earrings the diameter of my trucks rims. Damn, somebody start a band & invite her over. You may decline to fuck her but I think she'd load up the equipment van easily.

Sandy upper # was empty except for the above PAWG the two times I ventured up that way.

At Bagger's area the red track suited BSW was gone & been replaced w/ what I think was a younger PAWG blonde in striped skintight shorts. I say "think" because for her diminutive height there was fucking nothing diminutive about those thunder thighs & ass. I'm positive one of her thighs equaled two of mine & that was all that stuck in my grey matter. Honey, a fashion tip. When you reached that point of chunkiness, despite what you have heard, no number of vertical stripes are going to make you appear thinner. To my disbelief & disgust witnessed her get picked up on later circuit.

Across from Sunny Market was sturdy & homely mixed or lighter BSW in Nike's & pink mini. A shitload of ink running down her right leg. To my relief no cottage cheese seen yet w/ it's only matter of time I told the pup as I watched her nibble from some take out container next to her Nikes.

I saw the Taco Bell younger & chesty redhead I missed awhile back getting scooped South of high school. Perhaps I shouldn't have put her in my lost out column just yet. Did some stationary recon nearby later to see if she'd resurface yet. Sigh....I need a redhead in the rotation.

Mixed & bitchy MalayBoolay w/ the huge tits & DSL was out across from Bagger's Bench dressed in tight black & your Mom's large frame 70's glasses. She must have forgotten the time I threw her out of the truck last winter since she waved at me each time I saw her. Her list of nopes is as large as those titties. I'd link to her PornHub page, but she deleted all the content recently.

Near the Arts Center was WSW blonde in sandals & short pink mini. Didn't get the best of look in the dark of that area. Looped around to see her hopping in some green sedan in the Happy Dragon lot. A new one to these eyes & she looked cute.

Called & headed home when the yawning got too bad. Maybe the springer fishing will be better. Compared to 82nd the Willamette does look fishy right now.

Lots of PPD South of Division JCB light in the North end including Sandy. No Clackamas sighted.

Recon Soundtrack: The Band Music From Big Pink + 2nd album + a fine bootleg of John Hiatt & the Nashville Queens at the Record Plant April 4 1996.

Safe recons & life.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0sRHdqwTw[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkamOYkEXE[/URL]

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5251986]After getting shit together for tomorrow's springer trip. Was bored & curious if 82nd be any better than Wednesday. Or worse if possible. SMDHS.

With some music playing & copilot nose to wind did some JCB>82nd>Sandy upper runs between 8:45>11:30.

Hooterville was empty of all. How the South has fallen just when I think it can't get any worse.

Barren until just before Stark where I spotted Denise in white dress & black stockings. She looked like was she on her way to "doing something".

At Bagger's area was mixed or light younger BSW in red track pants w/ white stripes down the legs. Hair in tight bun. She's somewhat cute but reports are nil & I smell some GPS there.

The PAWG w/ the long blonde dreads spotted Wednesday night was near Parkrose Vision. Still channeling that 80's groupie look though tonight she had a set of single hoop earrings the diameter of my trucks rims. Damn, somebody start a band & invite her over. You may decline to fuck her but I think she'd load up the equipment van easily.

Sandy upper # was empty except for the above PAWG the two times I ventured up that way.

At Bagger's area the red track suited BSW was gone & been replaced w/ what I think was a younger PAWG blonde in striped skintight shorts. I say "think" because for her diminutive height there was fucking nothing diminutive about those thunder thighs & ass. I'm positive one of her thighs equaled two of mine & that was all that stuck in my grey matter. Honey, a fashion tip. When you reached that point of chunkiness, despite what you have heard, no number of vertical stripes are going to make you appear thinner. To my disbelief & disgust witnessed her get picked up on later circuit.

Across from Sunny Market was sturdy & homely mixed or lighter BSW in Nike's & pink mini. A shitload of ink running down her right leg. To my relief no cottage cheese seen yet w/ it's only matter of time I told the pup as I watched her nibble from some take out container next to her Nikes.

I saw the Taco Bell younger & chesty redhead I missed awhile back getting scooped South of high school. Perhaps I shouldn't have put her in my lost out column just yet. Did some stationary recon nearby later to see if she'd resurface yet. Sigh....I need a redhead in the rotation.

Mixed & bitchy MalayBoolay w/ the huge tits & DSL was out across from Bagger's Bench dressed in tight black & your Mom's large frame 70's glasses. She must have forgotten the time I threw her out of the truck last winter since she waved at me each time I saw her. Her list of nopes is as large as those titties. I'd link to her PornHub page, but she deleted all the content recently.

Near the Arts Center was WSW blonde in sandals & short pink mini. Didn't get the best of look in the dark of that area. Looped around to see her hopping in some green sedan in the Happy Dragon lot. A new one to these eyes & she looked cute.

Called & headed home when the yawning got too bad. Maybe the springer fishing will be better. Compared to 82nd the Willamette does look fishy right now.

Lots of PPD South of Division JCB light in the North end including Sandy. No Clackamas sighted.

Recon Soundtrack: The Band Music From Big Pink + 2nd album + a fine bootleg of John Hiatt & the Nashville Queens at the Record Plant April 4 1996.

Safe recons & life.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0sRHdqwTw[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkamOYkEXE[/URL][/QUOTE]A fine choice of music in this report sir.

ZJ the braided chick right out of Do the Right Thing is viewable in a recent you do the work for me post in the Escort Sub-Forum. I think the title is 411 or something.

I can't stand Wigger speak so I mostly pass on her. I have stabbed her more than a few times. Cheap but there's just to much bullshit to deal with in her world.

[QUOTE=Jumbotron;5252223]A fine choice of music in this report sir.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Tragic as their history was. The Band are a favorite. Old enough to have seen original Band four times. One of the opening bands for CSNY in 1974 at Oakland Coliseum. Again at Oakland though the inside arena Dylan & Band tour earlier that same year. Them on their own at Stanford's Frost Amphitheater 1976 & to top it all off The Last Waltz @ Winterland in 1978.

Add Helms' & Danko in various configurations several times as well. Last saw when I was working Woodstock 94 (sans Robertson) They played a great set then brought out friends like Jorma Kaukonen Jack Casady Bob Weir, Roger McGuinn & Bruce Hornsby for an extended set. A highlight of the music I saw those few days.

John Hiatt I've seen in so many configurations & times since 1978 I've lost fucking count. Santa Cruz 1978, Palo Alto 1984, Boston 1987 & 1988, New York 1990, New Haven 1999 & more. Also both times he played the Waterfront Blues Festival in 2006 & 2013. Revolution Hall in 2018 was the latest. He's playing in August of this year @ Revolution if covid restrictions allow.

I don't think the guy has ever released a bad record. Well maybe."Comes Alive In Budokan". But the serious bootlegs I have of him more than make up for that.

[QUOTE=Blee2433;5251865]Got to say, that's one of the funniest and truthful descriptions ever. Didn't go out that night, but you drew me a clear picture. Thank you haha.[/QUOTE]You just can't make up the shit you see on 82nd some nights. Sometimes the reports just write themselves.

After Friday's recon was so disappointing. Well, except for the brief glimmer of hope that Taco Bell redhead was still around. My four hours of sleep & then dragging herring from 7:00>2:30 w/ no love except for kamikaze smolts + released nice native hen. The smolts attacking the larger herring sorta' reminded me of the PAWGS of last night getting scooped. Suicide missions.

Took a needed nap & with one regular in ghost mode & the other saying Sunday night would be better. With mostly caught up Netflix queue & bored. I headed out JCB >82nd>Sandy upper # around 9:00.

First spotted & turned in for was lean LSW w/ red hair & dark roots waving at cars right at Foster. I was sorta' surprised to get a smile & wave South.

Unluckily for me in the old FM lot was some sort of hot rod convention & the place was jammed full w/ all sorts of cars. The overflow had spilled over half block in each direction & pedestrian traffic was high. I lost her in the mess. I think this one has been seen before & discussed here (Laura or something?) I forget @ this late hour.

On later pass there had to be at least 20+ PPD SUVs w/ lights flashing having a field day as folks left the lot. The copilot hates tuner car fart can exhausted almost as much as fireworks.

On the plus side PPD was nonexistent on other parts of 82nd until after 10:45.

Sara #30 was near between Burnside & Glisan. Later in the night she was near Bagger's Bench.

Assuming the same location as last night across from Sunny Market the sturdy homely BSW w/ all the legs tats was out.

Between the high school park & Baggers Bench ebbed & flowed w/ the night.

Mixed young MalayBoolay was in fuck me heels & tight black pants & jacket. Still had the 70's Mom glasses happening. Snore.

A new to me younger PAWG in jeans w/ jacket open was showing off her chest w/ a flowered bra or bikini top. Sadly along w/ those tits was showing quite the gut. Hella' more erratic then erotic look & it was a wash truth be told.

There was a fine BSW w / brown hair in light colored mini just covering her ass cheeks. Nice legs & shape topped by heels & short jacket. She was doing quite the business. She likely is the forward one seen out recently.

A younger sturdy BSW in striped jumpsuit was hanging w/ the bitchy MalayBoolay at times.

Went out to Sandy Upper # where the first cottage cheese of the night was sighted. A new PAWG brunette stuffed into a set of tights & tight tank top near the 'ho motels. Sausage casing of that sort just gives me nightmares. Skipped it on subsequent passes.

Did some stationary recon for the unicorn Taco Bell redhead until another fuglie BSW in tights & curly mop under colorful beanie approached out of nowhere saying "I know ya' lookin' for date". "Yeah I am but not w/ you" I replied. She told me to get fucked then huffed off leaving a weird odor that lingered in the night. It smelled like Jheri Curl & pork rinds.

More turnover at Bagger Bench as the night wore on.

A skinny blonde & older haggard WSW in jeans & coat. She's been out there before but not recently. She has this odd & exaggerated way of smoking her cigarettes. Her Tyrone was near the rear exit of the 7-11.

Last spotted in same area was a thicker blonde Eskimo (?) pug like mug & forgettable yet showing off some massive mammary cleavage. Nowhere as awe inspiring scary & gravity defying as Hermiston's. I felt if she popped those puppies out they'd likely touch the sidewalk. There's got to be an Eskimo joke somewhere in the above but I'm coming up blank.

Called it @ 11:30. While 82nd wasn't exactly dead it's still on life support. Just about the time coroner calls it, I'm sure it'll revive itself soon.

Recon Soundtrack: Lysergic mood start tonight so it was Jefferson Airplane - After Bathing at Baxter's & Paul Kantner Grace David Freiberg - Baron Von Tollbooth & The Chrome Nun. Came down from all that acid weirdness w/ Ry Cooder - The Prodigal Son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPgBwSkXvfY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gQeesy15SI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQFhRBMfbU

Safe recons & life.

Quality Russian 20 whatever (TNA) is Allie. Poor fucking dudes throwing their money away. She fucking suuuuuuccckks.

Sunday Afternoon:

Did a couple quick JCB 82nd Sandy runs between 2:45>4:30 prior to picking up Merry at 5:00. Had to do some quick grocery run as her text "said what's for dinner Zavi? Sudden flash in my feeble grey matter that I'd neglected to take some ribeye's out of the freezer. Damn Zavi the best regular you've found recently & you're laming off like a fucking incel rookie.

Right near where she always can be found was Quasimodo trying to stay out of increasing light rain.

Sarah 1.% was near the new carts just down from Wall Mart. No change from her usual fusty fuglie normal yet it did look like her "medications" were doing the job as that Summer teeth smile was on high & besides some weird herky jerky body language was no raving at the macrocosm this afternoon.

Empty to Bagger's Bench where a couple of repeats from Saturday night were out early.

The fine BSW had left the previous night's ass showing skirt home & was in some red jeans & twirling her umbrella. LOL.

The new to me PAWG that I described as "hella more erratic than erotic" Saturday night was all in tan w/ clear umbrella. Again showing those tits off in tight jogging bra under her open jacket. In the light of day that "innie" belly button belly was putting mine to shame. LOL. I don't know the forum abbreviation but the link below is definitely only act I'd like to do w/ her. I've even think I got a marker in the glove box.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBWMMiga_qc[/URL]

Nothing else spotted until after picking up regular (and her laundry LOL) where I spotted redheaded WSW Susie from my SW reports #2320 2304 & 2369 in jean & hoodie just South of Powell. And her Covid pounds keep adding up.

Recon Soundtrack: Thelonious Monk Quartet The Complete Live at It Club. Well, all of the first disc second disc barely started.

Monday Commute:

After bringing Merry by her place & help her carry all her laundry up. Her roommate surprised me w/ a shit load of home baked oatmeal raisin "apology" cookies. Doesn't really make up for having exposed us both to Covid or the swab to the inner depths of my fucking cranium yet both tests came back negative so I couldn't hold much of grudge.

After delivering Merry downtown a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # recon between 6:00>7:00 +-.

Bagger's Bench again was area to look.

An older brunette WSW in black patterned stockings, heels & short black dress was hanging around MCD's lot. I didn't see any of you Mcflurrie aficionados making their move, so I just figured she was far from doable ugly.

WSW older criddler type in jeans & beanie asked me if I needed some "company" at one of the lights in the Sandy uppers. If cheap had a smell I'd have to roll the windows up. Wait....I did to the copilots extreme displeasure of not giving a warning.

The blonde PAWG I've described above & Saturday's night recon was yet again showing that belly off. Fuck me running...twice in forty eight hours is enough. Enough said.....

Empty to JCB minus one of the Flavel fuglies getting their evening prescription filled.

Oh yeah, there was one dude just taking a righteous piss right at Baxter's Auto. Just letting it all hang out facing 82nd. Even my miscreant copilot is better toilet trained. SMDHS for the state of Portland recently.

Recon Soundtrack: finished disc 2 of Thelonious Monk from Sunday.

Safe recons & life.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVQCkzkEDLM[/URL]

Had to drop an estimate off North late this afternoon. The copilot & I did a couple JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # runs between 6:00>7:15.

Empty until pet hospital North of 84. A brunette BSW in tights & grey top gave me a wave. Yes, cottage cheese was most definitely involved.

Bagger Vance & her new Tyrone (?) were across from her bench at the old Taco House.

Sandy Upper # was crowded as fuck...with traffic. Skipped it on 2nd pass.

At Sandy hill was a semi fat long wigged blonde BSW in ankle boots & tight tan shorts. She looked somewhat masculine face wise, yet that FUPA was as big as the copilots head.

She was later joined by a sloppy & skanky faced PAWG w/ pinkish blonde hair straining the limits of her red mini.

The only one I looped around for was a trim dirty blonde younger WSW in jeans & turquoise tee shirt w/ small backpack. I'd seen her on earlier run while prowling around Taco Bell area for the unicorn redhead, but she was w/ some guy & I erroneously dismissed her as civilian. As I passed the States on later run she was waving at traffic & minus the guy. Turned around to see her rummaging in her backpack & pull out a shorter skirt which she pulled over her jeans & adjusted the skirt then tried to pull her jeans off over her sandals. That was taking her an extraordinary amount of time as she fussed. She finally bent over flashing a blue thong & tight ass as she ultimately got it done SMDHS & headed North w/o a glance back my way. I parked in high school lot & waited as she slowly made her way up to carpet store lot where some black sedan grabbed her.

Sarah 1.5 was just past WinCo in jeans & sweatshirt looking like she had been given a swirly in varnish and/or chopped off hair w/ garden shears. Perhaps both as it was odd as fuck looking. Whatever was happening it was a bad hair day for sure. She was back to the constant screaming at traffic & gesturing though so all is well in Crackland.

Both the copilot & I were starving so headed home on an otherwise empty 82nd to home.

Recon Soundtrack: Jack Bruce Band - The Bottom Line December 7, 1989. Bailed on school early & drove from Boston to see this show. That 200+- mile drive was fucking worth it when Baker came out for the 2nd set & they roared into N.S.U like a out of control freight train. While I did catch West, Bruce & Laing once in SF 1973 this was closest I ever got to seeing Cream.

FYI the you Tube date is wrong. That night was my girlfriends birthday & she willingly gave up a nice dinner for a winter road trip & Greenwich Village bar food. Miss that one & especially think of her whenever I listen to the whole show.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mI3EB3UEw[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

If this is the same redhead, she has cool aid dyed red hair, (brown roots) I saw her in front of my car while I was doing a McFlurry last Saturday night. I moseyed up to her and she immediately gave a rap that she doesn't do anything for less than 80. No DFK, no extras. Seemed in a hurry. Went by Stephanie.

Down near Mill there was a skinny black SW in white / clear heels and she wanted 150 for HH. Hair was curly and looked like there was some product in there to make the curls withstand a hurricane. I would check her I'd. She wouldn't give up her number w / o a date.

Passed on both.

I have had time to spend on the stroll the last couple of days with not much success. Last evening I spotted a 10/10 for 82nd. I was in perfect position for the swoop when some dickweed stopped right in the lane of travel and scooped her right before she got to my corner. Jeesch buddy lucky you weren't rear ended or worse seen by the popo. So I continued on. I made a scoop right before dark about sandy /102. Not the youngest blond by any means but would have been doable. As we drove off we started to make the deal and before I finished what I was looking for (standard fair) she blurts out 3. 5. I immediately tell her that won't work and ask where she wants let off. As she gets out she tells me where she is staying nearby at one of the motels and says if you can come up with 3 to stop by. OMG talk about GPS. Are they kidding 3 for a SW. Not even for the 10 that got away. So after that pretty much nothing to see which is the norm for our beloved 82 and sandy stroll.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5260489]Had to drop an estimate off North late this afternoon. The copilot & I did a couple JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # runs between 6:00>7:15.

Empty until pet hospital North of 84. A brunette BSW in tights & grey top gave me a wave. Yes, cottage cheese was most definitely involved.

Bagger Vance & her new Tyrone (?) were across from her bench at the old Taco House.

Sandy Upper # was crowded as fuck...with traffic. Skipped it on 2nd pass.

At Sandy hill was a semi fat long wigged blonde BSW in ankle boots & tight tan shorts. She looked somewhat masculine face wise, yet that FUPA was as big as the copilots head.

She was later joined by a sloppy & skanky faced PAWG w/ pinkish blonde hair straining the limits of her red mini.

The only one I looped around for was a trim dirty blonde younger WSW in jeans & turquoise tee shirt w/ small backpack. I'd seen her on earlier run while prowling around Taco Bell area for the unicorn redhead, but she was w/ some guy & I erroneously dismissed her as civilian. As I passed the States on later run she was waving at traffic & minus the guy. Turned around to see her rummaging in her backpack & pull out a shorter skirt which she pulled over her jeans & adjusted the skirt then tried to pull her jeans off over her sandals. That was taking her an extraordinary amount of time as she fussed...[/QUOTE]I was out about an hour later. Traffic was horrid through 8:30 and I decided to go to my hotel.

Pretty good looking blonde was on the corner between the school and Walgreens. She was kind of waving her phone up like she was looking at it. I did a loop around and she had vanished.

Sandy was kind of scary. There was a Hispanic black girl very heavy set but looked well dressed for Sandy with a white revealing top. She stood out as clean.

I saw one really tripping meth head north of Burgerville on 82 cnd Pretty scary.

Tuesday morning about 830. Block south of Fremont larger female in tights and low cut top, did the scoop, CBJ at 3 Jacksons. Actually really good. Name was Paris, said she was native american but her hair is blonde. Visiting from San Diego with BSW friend who she said was back at motel. Eager to give me her number, eager to set up date in her incall. Overall good experience, would repeat. Curvy but not off-putting. Good attitude and hygiene. Texted her yesterday but didn't work out. Get the impression she is busy, not flaky.

Anyone seen Denise floating around lately? Been thinking about blasting one on her face outside somewhere.

Now Playing: David Bowie- ZS.