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That room and bed looks like paradise to me! Looks very clean and comfortable. Add some music and Sweet Melissa and let the good times roll! Love to make that bed WALK!

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1129774]I do like to keep a neat and tidy home. I've been known to turn down visits if I thought my place was messy because I don't like people to see it that way. Doesn't happen often. LOL. Anyone who really knows me knows that my biggest downfall is dishes. I hate doing them. Living alone means I don't dirty too many of them but I still procrastinate having to hand wash them. Most of my friends don't care about a few dishes. It's not like a huge pile that is festering and starting to grow. LOL. As far as rooms smelling like crack, well, I have no idea what crack smells like but I do know what a place with animals is like. YUCK! I understand that most of these girls do move around alot and do drugs and such. It's sad. I guess I am very blessed to have a home and a real job as well as my little side "business". I can't say hobby anymore since so many of you just insisted I say it was a profession. However, I must not be professional enough because that other Melissa that came through from Dallas talked to me on the phone but wouldn't accept my recommendation for a guy I knew who wanted to visit her. LOL. The professional escorts don't think I am a professional escort. So funny. All the talk about icky incalls made me run to my room and take a quick pic. Here is what my playground looks like right this minute. Come play!

Kisses,

Sweet Melissa[/QUOTE]

F.

[QUOTE=Retskir; 1130318]I don't care is they're a little messy as long as they don't stink and I'm not stepping in something nasty like dog piss or worse, after I take my shoes off.

Ret[/QUOTE]Amen to that brother. That's the worse feeling in the world to be paying a beautiful woman who smells like hot pickled ass. Total mood killer.

well first it was craigslist. now the morality police are going after backpage. it's only a matter of time. i saw this piece [url]http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/21/****-sex-trade-still-flourishing-online-2[/url]

anywho $100 (or a quick bj) says that by the end of the summer. backpage. com ads will go the way of craigslist.

in the good old american way i hope someone out there finds a need and 'fills it' (no pun intended ).

[quote=dkuym; 1130588]well first it was craigslist. now the morality police are going after backpage. it's only a matter of time. i saw this piece.

[url]http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/21/****-sex-trade-still-flourishing-online-2[/url]

anywho $100 (or a quick bj) says that by the end of the summer. backpage. com ads will go the way of craigslist.

in the good old american way i hope someone out there finds a need and 'fills it' (no pun intended ). [/quote]i hate to admit that you are probably correct. i imagine some will jump to ecc or escorts, both of which in my opinion are more difficult to surf. that or they will just over run the personals section even more blatantly.

ret

[QUOTE=Retskir; 1130318]I don't care is they're a little messy as long as they don't stink and I'm not stepping in something nasty like dog piss or worse, after I take my shoes off.

Ret[/QUOTE]Do like I do. Don't take off the shoes. LOL< LOL< LOL LOL.

Uncle Booty

[QUOTE=Artistdm;1130351]That room and bed looks like paradise to me! Looks very clean and comfortable. Add some music and Sweet Melissa and let the good times roll! Love to make that bed WALK![/QUOTE]Been their, done that and it is paradise and more.

Oral

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa; 1130501]F.

Amen to that brother. That's the worse feeling in the world to be paying a beautiful woman who smells like hot pickled ass. Total mood killer. [/QUOTE]Or dead ass fish

[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2;1131187]Or dead ass fish[/QUOTE]. Or even worse. Three day old dead ass fish

Has anyone seen or heard anything of Jordan in a while?

[QUOTE=Mr Grinch;1131304]Has anyone seen or heard anything of Jordan in a while?[/QUOTE]She was advertising on BP a couple of months back. I think she briefly also offered doubles with Shannon Shines.

I spoke with her a couple of weeks ago, she was in Mempho then. I am going to make a point to see her again soon. Last time I saw her she had reality turned into quite a beautiful young woman.

JM

Planning on a motorcycle trip this spring that will take me through New Albany towards Corinth where I'll pick up the Natchez Trace and head south to Tupe and beyond. Wondered if anything was up in those areas. New Albany, Corinth, Tishamingo. Would love to make the little trip a bit more exciting.

[QUOTE=Mr Grinch;1131304]Has anyone seen or heard anything of Jordan in a while?[/QUOTE]She doesn't advertise as much as she used to. However, its quite possible she's still in Memphis and just hasn't put an ad up. If you can't get ahold of her, you can probably call Jenny ("Pineapple" from these forums) and she can probably tell you where Jordan is and how to get in touch with her. They've been friends for a long time, so she should be able to point you in the right direction if Jordan doesn't answer at her usual contact number.

[QUOTE=Tumbling Dice8;1131539]She doesn't advertise as much as she used to. However, its quite possible she's still in Memphis and just hasn't put an ad up. If you can't get ahold of her, you can probably call Jenny ("Pineapple" from these forums) and she can probably tell you where Jordan is and how to get in touch with her. They've been friends for a long time, so she should be able to point you in the right direction if Jordan doesn't answer at her usual contact number.[/QUOTE]I believe the Jordan I know is pregnant and will give birth in a few days. Could not be the same one. Just my. 02.

BC

[QUOTE=BootyCall; 1131556]I believe the Jordan I know is pregnant and will give birth in a few days. Could not be the same one. Just my. 02.

BC[/QUOTE]The Jordan I asked about is a tiny blonde spinner, used to walk on Lamar before the Blue Crush.