Massage Parlor Reports

Thought I'd walked into the wrong place when I arrived. Looked like a woman's beauty shop. The asian guy at the register said something toward me. Couldn't quite make out what he said, so I just answered, "massage. " He said 75 and as I paid he shouted, "JoBee! " He pointed behind me and said "leave shoes there". I turned, and saw the shoe rack by a stairwell. So I left my shoes and went up. Totally different world up there. Two pretty girls, and a third that walked up to me and directed me to the room. Very happy with what I saw. Probably in her 30s, sweet personality. Asked if I wanted a ts before or after. I opted before (next time I'll opt after since she used tissue for cleanup instead of towel. But I'm getting ahead of myself). TS was OK. Nude, w/o the little washcloth on the dude. They don't have a sauna, so you need to towel off yourself. If you don't, the paper "cover" on the table with stick to you. However, a nice thing about paper covers are you know you're the only one that was on it. Sometimes I wonder about the sheet on the table you usually see. Especially since my gf found a long stray black hair (she's blond) in my ass crack once after a visit.

Anyway, let me cut to the chase. She gave an ok rub. My hands were wandering and she asked why I was touching her. I replied because I wanted her to touch me. Flip. She saw my excitement and was "acting" (I say acting, because she's probably done this 100's of times, but it was still nice to see her eyes lite up and giggle) excited. She asked me if I had a camera in my clothes (like a cell camera? ) and I said no. She asked if I wanted "that" massaged. I said yes and we came to an arrangement, fully nude, and let me finger f her while she was making me happy. Now, check this out. We still had about 10 minutes left. She had me relax while she finished her massage.

Best experience yet. I'd like to try a LMP next time round. PM me if someone has ever really stood out, providing execellent service.

I emailed her, I got the following prices back from her with no pictures (I had requested them)

30min 120

60min 200

4handed 275

It doesn't sound cheaper to me. Here is the original ad for those who are interested.

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Massages for cheap from 2 girls! (Chicago IL)

Reply to: [email]kathysrk@yahoo.com[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-20, 8:18PM CDT

We are two 20yr old massage therapy students. If you have back pain we can help you relax. We dont charge as much as salons do.

Please email me at [email]Kathysrk@yahoo.com[/email] for more information.

We want series inquires only!

* Location: Chicago IL
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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* License info: Unlicensed

PostingID: 1132204438

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]Just curious if anyone has pursued this ad:

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1132204438.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Decided to TOFTT and try out this new posting on CL. S Mich small place with this old Russian gal. Too much $$ for what you get. She charges $95 on the weekend or after business hours. I tipped her $25 before the massage so she starts asking for me for more and I was like "honey, you're sweet but I'm not paying $120+ for a massage". So she stopped haggling and gave me a massage with a decent finish. Nice lady but I probably will not return.

On a different note I went for a real Thai massage to a legit joint in a big hotel. The massage is something else if you ever want to experience something different. She will stretch you out completely. Left feeling great.

Great place for a massage is violet spa on irving. Girls are variable. Lost lucy-sexy ass asian. .6 for massage and .6 for HE. Lucy was the best but disappeared after a couple months.

[QUOTE=Softswap]Thought I'd walked into the wrong place when I arrived. Looked like a woman's beauty shop. The asian guy at the register said something toward me. Couldn't quite make out what he said, so I just answered, "massage. " He said 75 and as I paid he shouted, "JoBee! " He pointed behind me and said "leave shoes there". I turned, and saw the shoe rack by a stairwell. So I left my shoes and went up. Totally different world up there. Two pretty girls, and a third that walked up to me and directed me to the room. Very happy with what I saw. Probably in her 30s, sweet personality. Asked if I wanted a ts before or after. I opted before (next time I'll opt after since she used tissue for cleanup instead of towel. But I'm getting ahead of myself). TS was OK. Nude, w/o the little washcloth on the dude. They don't have a sauna, so you need to towel off yourself. If you don't, the paper "cover" on the table with stick to you. However, a nice thing about paper covers are you know you're the only one that was on it. Sometimes I wonder about the sheet on the table you usually see. Especially since my gf found a long stray black hair (she's blond) in my ass crack once after a visit.

Anyway, let me cut to the chase. She gave an ok rub. My hands were wandering and she asked why I was touching her. I replied because I wanted her to touch me. Flip. She saw my excitement and was "acting" (I say acting, because she's probably done this 100's of times, but it was still nice to see her eyes lite up and giggle) excited. She asked me if I had a camera in my clothes (like a cell camera? ) and I said no. She asked if I wanted "that" massaged. I said yes and we came to an arrangement, fully nude, and let me finger f her while she was making me happy. Now, check this out. We still had about 10 minutes left. She had me relax while she finished her massage.

Best experience yet. I'd like to try a LMP next time round. PM me if someone has ever really stood out, providing execellent service.[/QUOTE]The black hair in the asscrack made my day. Outstanding. Never thought about the possibility before but I assure you I will every time from now on.

First report, been quite a while since I have partaken. Friday, warm day brought up some old thoughts that hadnt been visited in awhile, so saw a post on CL and took the plunge. Here is the good news and the bad news. BTW, that number also is used by a girl named Heather, who is a much bigger girl, but this is about Tori.

Good news-Tori's pictures are hers and she has a GREAT set of tits, natural, overall tan, 36 or 38C-lovely to feel, just right and FS was offered.

Bad news-donation was 1.5 for 30 minute HJ, 2. for BJ--dont know if CBJ or BBBJ didnt ask as knew max what I was spending going in the door, and 3. for FS--always nice to know its available but didnt want.-

Location-in a nice enough neighborhood, but the room was a bit rundown, and not all that comfy-squeaky creaky old massage table.

Upsell-here is where it started to go downhill, had agreed to the 1.5 HJ and was enjoying her spectacular breasts with my hands--gently of course, and she says I get another .5 to touch me. I suggested that was BS, and she didnt care and moved to the other end of the table to work on Mr. Happy without me being able to touch her breasts.

Massage-There was none, straight to lotion on Mr. Happy.

Bottom line-would not re-do. Great body, but bad attitude, bad service, bad amenities, no massage, BUT at least the pic was really her-ha!

[QUOTE=Softswap]Thought I'd walked into the wrong place when I arrived. Looked like a woman's beauty shop. The asian guy at the register said something toward me. Couldn't quite make out what he said, so I just answered, "massage. " He said 75 and as I paid he shouted, "JoBee! " He pointed behind me and said "leave shoes there". I turned, and saw the shoe rack by a stairwell. So I left my shoes and went up. Totally different world up there. Two pretty girls, and a third that walked up to me and directed me to the room. Very happy with what I saw. Probably in her 30s, sweet personality. Asked if I wanted a ts before or after. I opted before (next time I'll opt after since she used tissue for cleanup instead of towel. But I'm getting ahead of myself). TS was OK. Nude, w/o the little washcloth on the dude. They don't have a sauna, so you need to towel off yourself. If you don't, the paper "cover" on the table with stick to you. However, a nice thing about paper covers are you know you're the only one that was on it. Sometimes I wonder about the sheet on the table you usually see. Especially since my gf found a long stray black hair (she's blond) in my ass crack once after a visit.

Anyway, let me cut to the chase. She gave an ok rub. My hands were wandering and she asked why I was touching her. I replied because I wanted her to touch me. Flip. She saw my excitement and was "acting" (I say acting, because she's probably done this 100's of times, but it was still nice to see her eyes lite up and giggle) excited. She asked me if I had a camera in my clothes (like a cell camera? ) and I said no. She asked if I wanted "that" massaged. I said yes and we came to an arrangement, fully nude, and let me finger f her while she was making me happy. Now, check this out. We still had about 10 minutes left. She had me relax while she finished her massage.

Best experience yet. I'd like to try a LMP next time round. PM me if someone has ever really stood out, providing execellent service.[/QUOTE]75 seems a little high. Is this the going rate now at Senina?

And how much for the extras?

[url]http://blogs.suntimes.com/shinyobjects/2009/04/german-sex-workers-see-sales-go-soft-looking-for-stimulus-package-in-the-worst-way.html[/url]

The economic slump is working on everyone.

[QUOTE=Paleface]75 seems a little high. Is this the going rate now at Senina?

And how much for the extras?[/QUOTE].75 for an hour w/TS, is the normal price for that CT place. Even though, in this economy, you would think they would lower prices to be more competitive with the other MPs'. On second thought, it is the cleanest place I've been to, and you get great service.

The girl Softswap got, Joebee, is notorious for "the finger. " She has a finger, like in the movie " The Shining. " It talks to her, and tells her to stick it up your asshole!

Softswap, I'm glad you got what you wanted. I have a LMP, that you might be interested in, but you probably won't get that extra "care" JoeBee gave you.

[QUOTE=Chicago6052]that number also is used by a girl named Heather, who is a much bigger girl, but this is about Tori.[/QUOTE]That number is also used by girls called Roxie, Liv, Isabel, and Naomi. Also an 847 number used by girls called Amy and Tracey seems to follow the same posting style. I had been thinking about giving Roxie or Liv a try, but after hearing about Tori, I'll pass.

Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Softswap]Thought I'd walked into the wrong place when I arrived. Looked like a woman's beauty shop. The asian guy at the register said something toward me. Couldn't quite make out what he said, so I just answered, "massage. " He said 75 and as I paid he shouted, "JoBee! " He pointed behind me and said "leave shoes there". I turned, and saw the shoe rack by a stairwell. So I left my shoes and went up. Totally different world up there. Two pretty girls, and a third that walked up to me and directed me to the room. Very happy with what I saw. Probably in her 30s, sweet personality. Asked if I wanted a ts before or after. I opted before (next time I'll opt after since she used tissue for cleanup instead of towel. But I'm getting ahead of myself). TS was OK. Nude, w/o the little washcloth on the dude. They don't have a sauna, so you need to towel off yourself. If you don't, the paper "cover" on the table with stick to you. However, a nice thing about paper covers are you know you're the only one that was on it. Sometimes I wonder about the sheet on the table you usually see. Especially since my gf found a long stray black hair (she's blond) in my ass crack once after a visit.

Anyway, let me cut to the chase. She gave an ok rub. My hands were wandering and she asked why I was touching her. I replied because I wanted her to touch me. Flip. She saw my excitement and was "acting" (I say acting, because she's probably done this 100's of times, but it was still nice to see her eyes lite up and giggle) excited. She asked me if I had a camera in my clothes (like a cell camera? ) and I said no. She asked if I wanted "that" massaged. I said yes and we came to an arrangement, fully nude, and let me finger f her while she was making me happy. Now, check this out. We still had about 10 minutes left. She had me relax while she finished her massage.

Best experience yet. I'd like to try a LMP next time round. PM me if someone has ever really stood out, providing execellent service.[/QUOTE]Nice review but you left out 1 of the most important pieces of info. Money! How much did you tip?

[QUOTE=Paleface]75 seems a little high. Is this the going rate now at Senina?

And how much for the extras?[/QUOTE]

.10 is for the table shower - if you dont want that its .65
Also if you go downstairs they only charge .55
Downstairs there is just a plain shower - for afterwards. Downstairs is all there was when I first started going there several years ago

the prices of extras vary with the different girls - some are accomodating and some try to gouge you - see examples above

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Nice review but you left out 1 of the most important pieces of info. Money! How much did you tip?[/QUOTE]Tip=$

And it was worth every fucking cent.

Went to elegant again, and got Amy (as usual). Because I have had her before I told her what I wanted up front (massage and BBBJ). She wants the tip ($) up-front, takes it out of the room.comes back and makes no pretense of a massage at all, just whips a cover on and goes for FS. When I told her I can't FEEL anything through the armor, she suddenly loses her command of engrish. To make a long story short, after she spent most of the hour just trying to get the flagpole up without success, she returned some of my tip (. 4) and give me HS. So, $. 1 for HS and no massage. Bullshit! They are off my list.

I dont see why people even go here. The ladies are are old easily in their late 50s and their attitudes suck (no pun intended). I wrote about going there a couple months back so I guess YMMV.