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[QUOTE=Apcchd;2078254]Jeep, ae you ever going to tell the full story about your dislike of NR? Review incentives? LOL.

Got to be something much darker than that, buddy![/QUOTE]1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.

[QUOTE=Jeepster1;2078276]1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]And I know of situations where blatant "fake" reviews were brought to their attention, with closest thing to proof there is, and they refused to remove them. Even after acknowledgement that they were "likely" fake.

[QUOTE=Jeepster1;2078276]1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]Yep that pretty much sums it up. Jeep is dead on just like in his reviews.

[QUOTE=TitsMcfloppin;2075699] Your off on my age BUT here is how I see it.[/QUOTE]I would have thought 39 or 40 and a post graduate degree. It requires higher education to consistently pretend you are so illiterate. LOL You are an entertaining individual to say the least Tits.

[QUOTE=RumRunner;2078416]I would have thought 39 or 40 and a post graduate degree. It requires higher education to consistently pretend you are so illiterate. LOL You are an entertaining individual to say the least Tits.[/QUOTE]I keep asking my clients if they're Tits McFloppin!

Also laughed heartily after reading the TV scare.

* Many years ago, one of my clients couldn't wait for me to come back to work after surgery so he decided to stray and go to someone else.

He told me the story of how he chose this "gorgeous" Miami latino that he thought would be fun to play with and made the appt.

He got to the appt, took his clothes off, got on the table and waited for the gal to begin.

"It" began with soft light touches, moving along quietly when IT moved up along side his elbow of his arm that was planted under his head.

My client said he felt this great big bulge in IT's panties and when he looked up to see what was hitting his arm, IT had a sly smile on IT's face and there.

Was a big hard on in IT's pants..

He was so shocked and disgusted, he jumped off the table, grabbed his clothes and ran out of the apartment, naked..

Jumped in his truck and took off. Got away, found a place to put on his clothes and then stuck his head out of the truck and puked...

I told him, "That'll teach you to stray.".

[QUOTE=HighTide;2078444]I keep asking my clients if they're Tits McFloppin!
[/QUOTE]Me and you never seen each other YET? At least I aint seen you that I know of inless you gone by a dif name before and I don't know ok. But there is been times when I say HI I am Tmac and she don't beleeve me til I done a revue see and I say SEE? I aint seen nobuddy this hole month thou sense I don't feel good and am sad for the teem and been to busy. It save the $ to jack off but that don't allways do that same as doing IT good! And IT don't meen the BONER but what IT is is good fucking and that's how you do IT good!

[QUOTE=RumRunner;2078416]I would have thought 39 or 40 and a post graduate degree. It requires higher education to consistently pretend you are so illiterate. LOL You are an entertaining individual to say the least Tits.[/QUOTE]I look older then I am and I am 29 and been 29 for 3 years now. I didn't gratuate but got my GED and was hard as hell to pass there test!

Tits, it's like this.

With your Ph. The., it stands for Doctor of Poon Hunting. In the absence of The Wizard, I hereby confer it on you.

[QUOTE=TitsMcfloppin;2078667]I look older then I am and I am 29 and been 29 for 3 years now. I didn't gratuate but got my GED and was hard as hell to pass there test![/QUOTE]

Man, I hate it when someone backs up an argument with step-by-step, point-by-point logic. Just think if that caught on and we applied it to politicians. What kind of world would that be?

I like NR for its practicality, and while I never thought about several of those points, I have always assumed that every such site has its own pitfalls, false fronts, severe BS factor in several directions, and so forth. Any site that allows reviews (think Amazon) is going to have more than its share of skullduggery. But I have had good luck on NR, although any new provider must be looked at carefully, and even a veteran can falter. And of course there is the factor of individualistic tastes and moods that color each session. When Escorts, com disappeared, NR came in and took over.

I peruse ECCIE and P411, but have never made an apt directly off of them. I guess I assume there is no magical site. But if you fellows have a preferred alternative, chime in.

[QUOTE=Jeepster1;2078276]1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]

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Saw Dawn recently. She is excellent, but presents a dilemma, because she is not F / S. We negotiated a 2-hour deal that included an excellent massage, great conversation, an excellent-looking lady with impeccable hygiene, great skin, teeth, feel, scent. When I left, I felt I had been with a top-class provider, BUT if you have to have F / S (or some of the things Bill Clinton liked), you had better pass. I think she would agree with that as well. But there is an HE that is great. She does upsell slightly from her ad, and you have to get your own place. If Dawn was F / S, she would rank at or near the top immediately.

Because of all of the above, she fits into her own niche, in my opinion. I had a helluva lot of fun.

[QUOTE=Apcchd;2078876]Man, I hate it when someone backs up an argument with step-by-step, point-by-point logic. Just think if that caught on and we applied it to politicians. What kind of world would that be?

I like NR for its practicality, and while I never thought about several of those points, I have always assumed that every such site has its own pitfalls, false fronts, severe BS factor in several directions, and so forth. Any site that allows reviews (think Amazon) is going to have more than its share of skullduggery. But I have had good luck on NR, although any new provider must be looked at carefully, and even a veteran can falter. And of course there is the factor of individualistic tastes and moods that color each session. When Escorts, com disappeared, NR came in and took over.

I peruse ECCIE and P411, but have never made an apt directly off of them. I guess I assume there is no magical site. But if you fellows have a preferred alternative, chime in.[/QUOTE]I agree with Apcchd on the naughty review site. Sure nothings perfect but I think its been great for me. If someone does put up a fake review, the escort should and has pointed it out as being a phony review and for people to not trust that person submitting it. I know it depends on both sides paying attention and commenting but its not that much work to make sure both sides remain safe.

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Any info on this one? Looks pretty good!

[QUOTE=Apcchd;2078876].I peruse ECCIE and P411, but have never made an apt directly off of them. I guess I assume there is no magical site. But if you fellows have a preferred alternative, chime in.[/QUOTE]Those are both pay sites. Are they worth the cash?

[QUOTE=HighTide;2078444]I told him, "That'll teach you to stray.".[/QUOTE]Ok, so that was amusing. And I'm reasonably certain I haven't seen you yet, or if I have I didn't know you had an account here. So... Who are you again? Because I think I'd like to come see you, if only for the chatter. I searched through your posts, but didn't find an ad or other info about you.