Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Cheesytwo;5541360]I contacted this asian ad yesterday:

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/csexxy-me512-566-5668/786307578011[/URL]

She was prob late 30's to early 40's. Very nice perky breasts for her age and a nice ass. Was able to get more off the menu on the ad than what I thought would be actually available. Cons was it was a little rushed along and she used way more lube than what was needed.

Will try to see again.[/QUOTE]Sounds like she was fun, will need to try.

Has anyone seen Diamond? She looks nice and fun.

[QUOTE=Noble80;5541488]The number on the ad is the one to call right? She has another number when you go to the call page.[/QUOTE]Correct, I called the number on the ad.

[QUOTE=Cheesytwo;5542853]Correct, I called the number on the ad.[/QUOTE]Anybody seen her lately? Hasnt posted in a while, summer camp? Curb.

[QUOTE=ShenRyans;5539665]Has anyone seen Lexxxy (sammie) on here. She never required a deposit before and now she does. Just wondering if anyone has seen her before, and if it's safe to do the deposit.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/reviewed-lexxxy-is-backsmall-y/986506171988[/URL]

Thank you.

V / are.

ShenRyans.[/QUOTE]Jesush H. Christ. Of course it's safe. While you're at it, open a can of gasoline with a blowtorch. Swim with the sharks wearing a chicken-fat wet suit. Piss on the 220 outlet for your clothes dryer. Wear an aluminum foil raincoat in a thunder storm, holding a copper umbrella. You want to make a deposit? Pull your dick out and stroke it slowly until you make a deposit on your mother's brassier. In front of her. In church.

Coochie (Please get my point) Eater.

P.S. I've told this before but here goes again: Somewhere on this interweb, there's a complaint from some dupe who paid a sizable deposit to Candace Von, a porn star. I mean, she's famous after all, so she wouldn't rip anyone off, right? Anyway the guy wants to know if there's legal recourse against her. No intercourse. No recourse, of course. Maybe file a complaint with the Better Britches Bureau.

[QUOTE=BigMarv;5542710]Has anyone seen Diamond? She looks nice and fun.[/QUOTE]She doesn't look as good in person as pictures would suggest. She's definitely bigger in person. As far as anything else I saw her once and had no desire to repeat. Nothing special.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5543253]Jesush H. Christ. Of course it's safe. While you're at it, open a can of gasoline with a blowtorch. Swim with the sharks wearing a chicken-fat wet suit. Piss on the 220 outlet for your clothes dryer. Wear an aluminum foil raincoat in a thunder storm, holding a copper umbrella. You want to make a deposit? Pull your dick out and stroke it slowly until you make a deposit on your mother's brassier. In front of her. In church.

Coochie (Please get my point) Eater.

P.S. I've told this before but here goes again: Somewhere on this interweb, there's a complaint from some dupe who paid a sizable deposit to Candace Von, a porn star. I mean, she's famous after all, so she wouldn't rip anyone off, right? Anyway the guy wants to know if there's legal recourse against her. No intercourse. No recourse, of course. Maybe file a complaint with the Better Britches Bureau.[/QUOTE]My guess is that the people who willingly pay deposits to these girls are in the same category as the people who fell for the emails stating "My name is Adedayo Akachaku, I'm an oil tycoon from Nigeria. The government is threatening to freeze my account and confiscate my assetts, so if you provide me with the account and routing numbers of your savings and checking accounts, I will deposit my billions into your account and will gladly give you half for providing me with this valuable service. ".

Hard to believe anyone fell for it, but some did, otherwise they wouldn't still be circulating. Similarly, these girls wouldn't be running ads asking for up front deposits if there wasn't someone out there gullible enough to pay it.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5543253]Jesush H. Christ. Of course it's safe. While you're at it, open a can of gasoline with a blowtorch. Swim with the sharks wearing a chicken-fat wet suit. Piss on the 220 outlet for your clothes dryer. Wear an aluminum foil raincoat in a thunder storm, holding a copper umbrella. You want to make a deposit? Pull your dick out and stroke it slowly until you make a deposit on your mother's brassier. In front of her. In church.

Coochie (Please get my point) Eater.

P.S. I've told this before but here goes again: Somewhere on this interweb, there's a complaint from some dupe who paid a sizable deposit to Candace Von, a porn star. I mean, she's famous after all, so she wouldn't rip anyone off, right? Anyway the guy wants to know if there's legal recourse against her. No intercourse. No recourse, of course. Maybe file a complaint with the Better Britches Bureau.[/QUOTE]Coochie, your'e hilarious! 😂128514;128514;.

[QUOTE=PipeLayer555;5543294]She doesn't look as good in person as pictures would suggest. She's definitely bigger in person. As far as anything else I saw her once and had no desire to repeat. Nothing special.[/QUOTE]Agreed, as with most of the girls, probably 10+ years older than advertised.

That said, reportedly, can get into it. If treating her well, menu opens up fairly widely.

Incall kind of sparse, she's not a housekeeper, but safe and workable.

May rate better than the average STG.

[QUOTE=Varanus;5543450]My guess is that the people who willingly pay deposits to these girls are in the same category as the people who fell for the emails stating "My name is Adedayo Akachaku, I'm an oil tycoon from Nigeria. The government is threatening to freeze my account and confiscate my assetts, so if you provide me with the account and routing numbers of your savings and checking accounts, I will deposit my billions into your account and will gladly give you half for providing me with this valuable service. ".

Hard to believe anyone fell for it, but some did, otherwise they wouldn't still be circulating. Similarly, these girls wouldn't be running ads asking for up front deposits if there wasn't someone out there gullible enough to pay it.[/QUOTE]Imagine you don't have the benefit of all the shared experience this forum has to offer. You're out there on your own, just discovering this game. You really have no concept of how to discern a fake or a scam. You've never met a provider. And then you stumble on STG. I'd probably have sent $40 into the wind on a hope and a prayer.

Thanks everyone for the info.

Been seeing the ad on rubratings for a week for a new Asian spa. Give them a jingle. She said the location is the sleep Inn on the south east side. Standard 180 an hour. I'm tempted to give it a try. I'll report back if I get there next week.

[QUOTE=Duffus;5546278]Been seeing the ad on rubratings for a week for a new Asian spa. Give them a jingle. She said the location is the sleep Inn on the south east side. Standard 180 an hour. I'm tempted to give it a try. I'll report back if I get there next week.[/QUOTE]We all appreciate you brother, hope it goes well.

[QUOTE=Varanus;5543450]My guess is that the people who willingly pay deposits to these girls are in the same category as the people who fell for the emails stating "My name is Adedayo Akachaku, I'm an oil tycoon from Nigeria. The government is threatening to freeze my account and confiscate my assetts, so if you provide me with the account and routing numbers of your savings and checking accounts, I will deposit my billions into your account and will gladly give you half for providing me with this valuable service. ".

Hard to believe anyone fell for it, but some did, otherwise they wouldn't still be circulating. Similarly, these girls wouldn't be running ads asking for up front deposits if there wasn't someone out there gullible enough to pay it.[/QUOTE]Hey Adedayo is having the money in my account tomorrow: D.

Not a first timer but had taken a break for years, so did not fully think about the new scams. I'll admit I was dumb and got scammed on a prepay. Been enough time I can laugh about it a bit.

This one for instance, me thinks it just might be a scam: [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/butterpeacan/420098068593[/URL].

Happy hunting.

Hey Everyone,

Anyone saw Kali recently? No post in STG in September.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-petite-blonde-ms-kali/637144239266[/URL]

[QUOTE=Free34;5546594]Hey Adedayo is having the money in my account tomorrow: D.

Not a first timer but had taken a break for years, so did not fully think about the new scams. I'll admit I was dumb and got scammed on a prepay. Been enough time I can laugh about it a bit.

This one for instance, me thinks it just might be a scam: [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/butterpeacan/420098068593[/URL].

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Several years ago I agreed to provide an escort with a photo I'd ahead of time. It all worked out fine, she turned out to be a good find and someone I saw regularly, but immediately after sending her the photo I said to myself "My God was that a stupid thing to do. ".

So we've all been there or somewhere close, just having a little fun with my comments.

[QUOTE=Snowflake20;5546744]Hey Everyone,

Anyone saw Kali recently? No post in STG in September.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-petite-blonde-ms-kali/637144239266[/URL][/QUOTE]I first saw Kali about 5 years ago and wrote about her here:

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/kali-review-by-popeyemadison-1979814[/URL]

[QUOTE]The Juicy DetailsSoon after we got in the room, we started kissing. That's my favorite way to start. Kali did not disappoint. Very nice DFK, for a good long while. We gradually got undressed and got on the bed. I offered to give her a massage. She appreciated the gesture and laid down on her stomach. I love this way of exploring and acquainting myself with a girl's body. I had her turn over and enjoyed some DATY. She's very clean, very fresh, very tasty. And responsive. I enjoyed that for a while. I'd come up for some kissing. She was getting into it. She returned the favor with an amazing BBBJ. Very good skills. We then started fucking. I'm not generally into switching positions, but with Kali, it was fun. We did some doggy. Back to mish. I tried to rotate our bodies for different angles. We were really sweating together. Eventually I sensed I couldn't hold it any longer and we fucked in mish, kissing very passionately, until I couldn't hold it anymore. We laid there for a while caressing and talking. Then a shower together, which was nice. And then we both left the room together. Kali is definitely worth seeing. I enjoyed my time with her.[/QUOTE]It was a great visit, but I didn't repeat because even though she was fun to fuck, I wasn't super attracted to her. I like long silky hair and hers felt sticky and crinkly, full of tons of hair spray or something.

I saw her again recently because it's so fucking barren and her recent reviews from others inspired hope. I actually found her attractive this second time. But the session was nowhere near as awesome as the first. Very limited menu, very uninspired. Very far from the gold standard of "forgot it was a service. " More like that was nice, but forgettable. My review for the second time:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9363-Escort-Reports&p=5218794&highlight=kali#post5218794[/URL]

Anyway, all that being said, I'd say give her a shot. I mean who else are you going to see? LOL.

[QUOTE=Free34;5546594]Hey Adedayo is having the money in my account tomorrow: D.

Not a first timer but had taken a break for years, so did not fully think about the new scams. I'll admit I was dumb and got scammed on a prepay. Been enough time I can laugh about it a bit.

This one for instance, me thinks it just might be a scam: [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/butterpeacan/420098068593[/URL].

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I'd love to hear more about this new word: Adedayo.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5546871]I'd love to hear more about this new word: Adedayo.[/QUOTE]Adedayo, Adedayo.

Daylight come and me want go home.

Hey y'all. I spoke with the infamous Kendall Snow tonight. She is in the Dells but she said she is coming to Madison soon. Her ad says "snowstorm" but believe me, it's more like a rainstorm (or a Cat 5 hurricane).

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/weather-forecast-calling-for-s/918427851027[/URL]

[QUOTE=Snowflake20;5546744]Hey Everyone,

Anyone saw Kali recently? No post in STG in September.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-petite-blonde-ms-kali/637144239266[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen Kali several times but its been awhile now. I always found her to be a solid provider. Read what Flagrant said and I would by in large agree with the Master! She is better than 90% of the dopes we have to choose from.

[QUOTE=Snowflake20;5546744]Hey Everyone,

Anyone saw Kali recently? No post in STG in September.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-petite-blonde-ms-kali/637144239266[/URL][/QUOTE]I think she said something about going on a vacation. Not a state sponsored one. The last time I saw her in August. She told me she wasn't going to be available for a while.

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5546953]I have seen Kali several times but its been awhile now. I always found her to be a solid provider. Read what Flagrant said and I would by in large agree with the Master! She is better than 90% of the dopes we have to choose from.[/QUOTE]When you're digging underneath the barrel, the bottom looks alright.

It's sad that the list is so short and so volatile.

Kali. Not available.

Brittan. Not available.

Brooklyn. She seems available, but hard to reach.

Nicole. Pregnant? Last time I saw her, it was fun, but rushed, not worth repeating.

Rosie is back (Aubrey) - she was good 7 years ago, but from what I've heard, not worth seeing now.

Autumn (the older one) - another good one, 5 years ago, not worth seeing anymore.

Lacey. Cute and fun, but menu is limited; I haven't seen her in a long time.

Soccer Mom. Yes, it's so bad she's somehow on the list, LOL; I've never seen her, but some seem to enjoy her.

For me, this year is all about transitioning away from this bottom barrel scraping bullshit.

Anyone see this one? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/the-girl-next-door-west/079337943738[/URL].

Or would this one be a better choice? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/blondes-do-it-better/146215502117[/URL].

One does not have a name the other one Lacy hot but limited.

[QUOTE=Free34;5547856]Anyone see this one? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/the-girl-next-door-west/079337943738[/URL].

Or would this one be a better choice? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/blondes-do-it-better/146215502117[/URL].

One does not have a name the other one Lacy hot but limited.[/QUOTE]This is Bree:

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/the-girl-next-door-west/079337943738[/URL]

I've reviewed her here as well as on TER. TLDR: Not bad looking, but definitely big. Way bigger than I like. But I would have had fun, I think, if she didn't wince at every single fucking normal thing I did. Terrible experience. Never ever repeat. Squirted my baby juice in her and got the fuck out.

I'd try Lacey instead, for sure. I haven't seen her in years. Her menu is limited, but by all accounts, she enjoys fucking. That was my experience. So right there is reason enough to see her at least once and see for yourself.

I had a dream about this one and it was a total waste of time and roses. Would highly unrecommend.

[QUOTE=Free34;5547856]Anyone see this one? [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/the-girl-next-door-west/079337943738[/URL]. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5548024]This is Bree:

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/the-girl-next-door-west/079337943738[/URL]

I've reviewed her here as well as on TER. TLDR: Not bad looking, but definitely big. Way bigger than I like. But I would have had fun, I think, if she didn't wince at every single fucking normal thing I did. Terrible experience. Never ever repeat. Squirted my baby juice in her and got the fuck out.

I'd try Lacey instead, for sure. I haven't seen her in years. Her menu is limited, but by all accounts, she enjoys fucking. That was my experience. So right there is reason enough to see her at least once and see for yourself.[/QUOTE]Thank you Flagrant.

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5546943]Hey y'all. I spoke with the infamous Kendall Snow tonight. She is in the Dells but she said she is coming to Madison soon. Her ad says "snowstorm" but believe me, it's more like a rainstorm (or a Cat 5 hurricane).

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/weather-forecast-calling-for-s/918427851027[/URL][/QUOTE]I am on my way.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5547416]

Soccer Mom. Yes, it's so bad she's somehow on the list, LOL; I've never seen her, but some seem to enjoy her.

[/QUOTE]Lately I've been tempted to try Soccer Mom, but I find it a little odd she's not posting any pics in her ads lately. Her big funbags and pretty tight looking bod were her calling card. Maybe she's gotten fat.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5548561]Lately I've been tempted to try Soccer Mom, but I find it a little odd she's not posting any pics in her ads lately. Her big funbags and pretty tight looking bod were her calling card. Maybe she's gotten fat.[/QUOTE]Man, she just got a bad attitude take you shoes off at door, can't suck on titties no DATY. Cover, stick it in. Lets get this over, GTFO. Curb never. Couldn't get a nut, not a turn-on just saying. Stay home save your $$. Curb,

[QUOTE=WiDaddy;5546943]Hey y'all. I spoke with the infamous Kendall Snow tonight. She is in the Dells but she said she is coming to Madison soon. Her ad says "snowstorm" but believe me, it's more like a rainstorm (or a Cat 5 hurricane).

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/weather-forecast-calling-for-s/918427851027[/URL][/QUOTE]Reviews on her vary widely. I like skanky little things, regardless of age, so she's not my type. But one thing comes to mind when I see her mentioned: someone referred to her as "a pair of pantyhose filled with cottage cheese". Not sure if even remotely true but it stuck in my mind, LOL.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5548626]Man, she just got a bad attitude take you shoes off at door, can't suck on titties no DATY. Cover, stick it in. Lets get this over, GTFO. Curb never. Couldn't get a nut, not a turn-on just saying. Stay home save your $$. Curb,[/QUOTE]A standard business philosophy is "it's easier to keep a customer than to find a new one". I can't recall ANY positive reviews on Soccer Mom, so she must get enough "one and done" customers to keep going. Or she just counts on the occasional sucker. I'm always amused that so many "pros" "job performance" is so poor. "Keep your day job" comes to mind.

I've done what I would consider to be a reasonable sampling of "straight" women and, other than one that was a loose fit, have not had any that I would classify as a bad lay. One would think that a woman that offers sex for sale would be competent to deliver a good experience.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;5548787]A standard business philosophy is "it's easier to keep a customer than to find a new one". I can't recall ANY positive reviews on Soccer Mom, so she must get enough "one and done" customers to keep going. Or she just counts on the occasional sucker. I'm always amused that so many "pros" "job performance" is so poor. "Keep your day job" comes to mind.

I've done what I would consider to be a reasonable sampling of "straight" women and, other than one that was a loose fit, have not had any that I would classify as a bad lay. One would think that a woman that offers sex for sale would be competent to deliver a good experience.[/QUOTE]A few thoughts in order:

1. I saw her once. She's rigid on rules and has a lot of them. The experience is more interactive than a rubber doll (not that I've tried one but maybe it wouldn't be so bad) but not at all trying to fulfill your fantasies. She's the quintessential "limp dish rag" we all know. She's pretty good looking, by the way.

2. It's just a job. Remember that. How often do we all go to work and just "mail it in" that day with no enthusiasm? We all do it. Plenty work factory jobs and do it day in and day out. Do you think that's what she's doing?

3. We've all had the conversation with our buddies "would you do this or that for xxx amount of money? "Would you suck Elton John's dick on the 50 yard line of the super bowl for a million dollars?" Do you really think Elton would pay for a BJ that the giver was unwilling to do? I kind of think that's what you're dealing with here. Her price is what-the-fuck-ever she's charging and as long as people are willing to pay it she's willing to suck the proverbial 50 yard line dick, however un-enthustically.

4. Choose wisely. We've all read the reviews. You know you're going to get a sorry ass lay with no extra fun to be had. It's warmer than tugging one out, that's about it. If that works for you, set something up. For the really unattractive monger she may be the best looking piece of ass they ever get. So don't judge if that's what they want.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5548561]Lately I've been tempted to try Soccer Mom, but I find it a little odd she's not posting any pics in her ads lately. Her big funbags and pretty tight looking bod were her calling card. Maybe she's gotten fat.[/QUOTE]I hear you. I'm tempted to see her all the time. Most of the time, memory is all that's required. And when that fails or hope (delusion) take over, all it takes is giving her a call. She insists on no text, so there's no way around it. And voila, you can't escape it, no matter how you start the conversation, her contempt and utter lack of interest in satisfying you bursts forth.

All I have to do is remember that. LOL.

[QUOTE=TJ321;5548826]A few thoughts in order:

1. I saw her once. She's rigid on rules and has a lot of them. The experience is more interactive than a rubber doll (not that I've tried one but maybe it wouldn't be so bad) but not at all trying to fulfill your fantasies. She's the quintessential "limp dish rag" we all know. She's pretty good looking, by the way.

.[/QUOTE]Oh I know the reviews are tepid at best, but lately with the lack of any quality provider (and my last crummy encounter) I'm always tempted with a good looking older woman. I might call her this weekend and see what she sounds like on the phone. If I can't play with those tits, then no thanks.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5548986]Oh I know the reviews are tepid at best, but lately with the lack of any quality provider (and my last crummy encounter) I'm always tempted with a good looking older woman. I might call her this weekend and see what she sounds like on the phone. If I can't play with those tits, then no thanks.[/QUOTE]I have not seen her but all reviews say playing with breasts is off limits.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5548986]Oh I know the reviews are tepid at best, but lately with the lack of any quality provider (and my last crummy encounter) I'm always tempted with a good looking older woman. I might call her this weekend and see what she sounds like on the phone. If I can't play with those tits, then no thanks.[/QUOTE]I look forward to your review.

Damn shame got a free night and no one in area worth seeing. Why'all said it before this city needs some talent!

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5549022]I have not seen her but all reviews say playing with breasts is off limits.[/QUOTE]"I reached out to soccer mom one night a ways back long.

Time ago. Conversation was as follows. Me " hi ya. You look edible. " her Perhaps".

"Me"So what's is on the table?

Her" tell me what you want".

Me " I like DFK, DATY, BBBJ, GFE, rimming mutual, dirty talk. ".

Her " No DFK, NO DATY, no rimming, NO GFE, No BBBJ".

Me" Ok then how much for the hour?

Her " ".

Me " Ok cool. I will be there at ten once you send me the address.

I will ring the doorbell.

You come to the door and I will give you the donation immediately and go home".

Her "LMAO".

Me" Thanks honey".

[QUOTE=TJ321;5548826]A few thoughts in order:


3. We've all had the conversation with our buddies "would you do this or that for xxx amount of money? "Would you suck Elton John's dick on the 50 yard line of the super bowl for a million dollars?" Do you really think Elton would pay for a BJ that the giver was unwilling to do? I kind of think that's what you're dealing with here. Her price is what-the-fuck-ever she's charging and as long as people are willing to pay it she's willing to suck the proverbial 50 yard line dick, however un-enthustically.
[/QUOTE]You must have some radically interesting friends. I don't think Elton John has ever come up let alone the 50 yard line in any conversation I've had.

SOCCER MOM question.

She posts kind of sporadically. Does she answer the phone in between running ads? Is it ok to call her then or only when she is running an add?