Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Skier;1498480]I saw Talia today on logan. Beutifull girl. Typical logan two call set up. She was a bit late so I ahd to wait. I actually saw her pull up in the cab and go in to change clothes. Once inside it took her about 10 mintues to come back to the room. She has a very tight body and is really cute. The massage was very light a little playing with the boys. Once we did the flip she did a bit of teasing but refused DATY. Kept saying confince me but she never gave in for $. She fianlly finished me off which was great. She does not allow touching down below very little kissing. Overall a good time not sure I would repeat. Surely not a Yumi YMMV on this one.[/QUOTE]Sinclair is the best girl there.

I had a dream with a girl that used to work there who was half black / mexican. She was really pretty and had the most beautiful skin. Her clit / nipples were pierced. I got her to drop her panties and she climbed aboard for 69 that involved mouth and fingers. The best part was that she came really hard and was kind of surprised by that.

I saw Mia and she said know touching down there. She actually said no touching so I would have a reason to come back. That backfired because I never went back to see her.

I wonder if Millie is worth it.

[QUOTE=BigDog16; 1499037]Sinclair is the best girl there.

I had a dream with a girl that used to work there who was half black / mexican. She was really pretty and had the most beautiful skin. Her clit / nipples were pierced. I got her to drop her panties and she climbed aboard for 69 that involved mouth and fingers. The best part was that she came really hard and was kind of surprised by that.

I saw Mia and she said know touching down there. She actually said no touching so I would have a reason to come back. That backfired because I never went back to see her.

I wonder if Millie is worth it.[/QUOTE]Yumi is a legend. She is in the hall of fame of our Hobby.

Sinclair, for many of our sessions has made me forget during our session, How Yumi treated me so Good. But as of late, not so much.

There was a Girl at vice, that lasted for about a week. Actually gave the best service there. Massage and extras. I seen her last month and then poof. Gone. FS and greek. That is probably why she only lasted for a week. Haha.

But, I have seen mia, millie and a few others there as of late. And they are not worth the price. Very pretty ladies. But massage and the lack of the Total package. Not so good. But this is only my opinion from my experiences.

I have only been there twice in the past 3 or 4 months. Where I use to go there once to twice a month. Oh well.

Happy but safe Hunting everyone!

[QUOTE=Brandonkelly;1497573]I just went in this place and it's filled with old, fat Chinese women. I was completely disgusted[/QUOTE]But some of them can be fun!

[QUOTE=RockaBilly1032; 1495979]Your inbox is full. I was wondering if you can please share the info on this provider. I'm willing to trade if you like.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Ahhh sounds perfect-Can you share her info? Thanks

[QUOTE=Toosweet1975; 1499155]Yumi is a legend. She is in the hall of fame of our Hobby.

Sinclair, for many of our sessions has made me forget during our session, How Yumi treated me so Good. But as of late, not so much.

There was a Girl at vice, that lasted for about a week. Actually gave the best service there. Massage and extras. I seen her last month and then poof. Gone. FS and greek. That is probably why she only lasted for a week. Haha.

But, I have seen mia, millie and a few others there as of late. And they are not worth the price. Very pretty ladies. But massage and the lack of the Total package. Not so good. But this is only my opinion from my experiences.

I have only been there twice in the past 3 or 4 months. Where I use to go there once to twice a month. Oh well.

Happy but safe Hunting everyone![/QUOTE]Is it possible to PM me the name of this place? I'm new to the Area.

I'm new to the Area and The Guide-But Old School Hobbyist.

Can someone please Pm me some good info on AMP's or Private Provider. I keep seein things on here but don't know the Lingo.

Any news would help. Thanks and Be safe. I'm a fan of the SW too.

[QUOTE=Magooski;1499214]But some of them can be fun![/QUOTE]I new it Magooski like's old fat Chinese women. There a lot of fun Yes?.)

[QUOTE=DrFelatio; 1499293]I'm new to the Area and The Guide-But Old School Hobbyist.

Can someone please Pm me some good info on AMP's or Private Provider. I keep seein things on here but don't know the Lingo.

Any news would help. Thanks and Be safe. I'm a fan of the SW too.[/QUOTE]35th and Michigan, usually a lot of street action.

[QUOTE=DrFelatio; 1499293]I'm new to the Area and The Guide-But Old School Hobbyist.

Can someone please Pm me some good info on AMP's or Private Provider. I keep seein things on here but don't know the Lingo.

Any news would help. Thanks and Be safe. I'm a fan of the SW too.[/QUOTE]Hey guys I was reading this forum and I noticed something this guys has 9 posts and all of them is about asking for info, is he too lazy to RTTF or what? Just saying.

Thas how le operates, they act like they are one of the regular members the star asking us mongers for 411 about AMPs, and private apts careful, remember its not just giving 411 but theu have to reciprocate as well.

[QUOTE=Elgmonger;1500503]Hey guys I was reading this forum and I noticed something this guys has 9 posts and all of them is about asking for info, is he too lazy to RTTF or what? Just saying.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Elgmonger; 1500503]

[QUOTE=DrFelatio; 1499293]I'm new to the Area and The Guide-But Old School Hobbyist.

Can someone please Pm me some good info on AMP's or Private Provider. I keep seein things on here but don't know the Lingo.

Any news would help. Thanks and Be safe. I'm a fan of the SW too.[/QUOTE]Hey guys I was reading this forum and I noticed something this guys has 9 posts and all of them is about asking for info, is he too lazy to RTTF or what? Just saying.[/QUOTE]I would suspect lazy or weird. LEO would just read the post unless he was looking for new information.

I'm assuming Yumi has not resurfaced due to lack of mention on the boards.

Sad indeed. Never found another like her.

I have found a few gems from fellow mongers on haer. If I have conversed with you before hit me up. I would prefer chicks making extra cash out of their private residence and NO HOT SPOTS. NOT WORTH IT.

"Yellow" was a short Chinese guy who ran an Asian apt. Operation for years and years-don't know if he's still in the biz. He started out on the north side (Sheridan Road.) , moved to Chinatown (on 24th Pl, just off Wentworth, where his wife kept a trinket shop) and the last location he had (that I know about) was on and. Glenwood. Always had sharp girls, from all over Asia. I've lost my tel. Contact with him. Can anyone help me out? PM me if you feel more comfortable doing so.

I had a regular massage girl that I went to when I got the itch. She wasn't the most good looking girl, but she gave an amazing massage and always obliged with the HJ, never giving more.

I went looking for her the other day and found out she went back overseas. I tried out a few other places but it just wasn't worth it.

I didn't realize how good of a thing you have when you're a regular. I actually really miss her now! .

Anyhow, I did manage to get a provider named Vivian once at an MP on Archer Ave a few months ago. Long hair, wavy, good looking friendly licensed MT. She doesn't seem to be a regular anywhere but she did give me her cell number and told me to call her to set up a meeting at one of the spas. I don't have that anymore. If anyone does have it and would like to share please PM me.

Per my previous post, I tried a few places looking for a new girl to be my regular. Here were some experiences.

1) Xindy. WHAT THE HELL. Easily the worst mongering experience ever. Walked in and got some older heavier set girl. Fine, I wasn't looking for looks too much but more technique. TS was ATROCIOUS. No touching, she treated me like a car that she was hosing down. Stood a good foot away from me and just hosed me down. So obviously no teasing or cleaning the boys. I insisted. She grudgingly got a doozy and washed them, looking away the whole time. I knew it was going to be a shitty experience. Massage was so, completely covered. I didn't even try for extras. She asked for a tip. I looked her dead in the eye and said,"No."

2) Archer. They have some new blood. Wanted to get one of the thinner girls. Paid. She walked me back. Got undressed. Who walks in? The troll from Halsted! AH! I told her to get the girl from the front. Girl tells me "We do it in turns. Her turn now." I said,"I'll be back." Dressed and left.

3) Apartment. PSE Jin. Major bait and switch. Ugly UIC looking engineering undergrad. Found out later that the girl in the ads is Thai porn star. Figures. I wasn't diligent. Walked away because of the bait and switch. Cannot throw away good hard earned monger money.

4) Ruby. Decent massage. Decent ending. Asked too much for too little.

Had a few more negative experiences. Still looking for an affordable girl ( 60 massage. 40/50 tip) to be a regular.

Any suggestions would be appreciated via PM.

Had to T. O. F. T. T and went to go see Jessie in West Bucktown. The place is clean and very discreet and I could tell there was 2 or 3 girls there because as I walked in I could hear 2 girls talking in the room while Jessie walked me in. I've had a Tantra before by almost everyone but never paid. 8 before so I decided to kill sum time. Jessie's Tantra was awesome because it was a Tantra / Swedish combo which I really needed. I can tell she went to school for the Swedish or has training. They also cater to foot fetish but Jessie doesn't do feet. I spent another. 5 on tip but I was never asked too but did it anyway because I'm going back next week and want to see if I build a re-pore and maybe more will be on the table next time. I left very happy at the end. LOL.
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/80-tantra-special-sexy-exotic-ladies-best-tantra-in-town-23/11591627
773-697-9733

I will NOT give details if you inbox me unless your a senior member and I don't mind some questions but throw me a bone and let me know your fav safe spot on the Northside or Southside of Chicago.

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;1500885]I would suspect lazy or weird. LEO would just read the post unless he was looking for new information.[/QUOTE]Well I'm not lazy or weird and you have no idea how ignorant you are to perceive me as LEO-but I have noticed that most people on here are way more arrogant than helpful. I've said I'm old school and that I'm new to the Forum but instead of helpin me out, I get bashed. I do read the forum but it seems to be in code. I'm just lookin to find a good regular with no drama.

Anyway Good luck!

The dr Wang mentioned was the same onea from the fire station.

Walked out on the first girl (sofia). Towel and no touhcing.

Sent me a second girl (wendy). No towel. But was going nowhere she wouoldnt touch it. So I left early.

Will not return

[QUOTE=DrFelatio; 1502491]Well I'm not lazy or weird and you have no idea how ignorant you are to perceive me as LEO-but I have noticed that most people on here are way more arrogant than helpful. I've said I'm old school and that I'm new to the Forum but instead of helpin me out, I get bashed. I do read the forum but it seems to be in code. I'm just lookin to find a good regular with no drama.

Anyway Good luck![/QUOTE]Many of your questions are answered here:

[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/faq.php[/url]

As my electronics instructor was fond of saying "RTFM"

Lots of stuff to read. After the manual, just read the forums.

[QUOTE=Sticky Rice;1496990]Chinatown is your best bet, the only thing on argyle is viet food and nail supplies. Nothing compared to Cali.[/QUOTE]There is a blue eye in the sky east of the L. Closest pick up I've done was the bryn mawr L stop at four in the morning. Forgettable CBJ by a top heavy BSW. No name, mno digits. Occaaionally I get the look on clark s of touhy, but its usually too skanky.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;1493072]Leslie is a great girl and everything is on the menu. I love the fact that she has pierced nipples and that I was brought a beer during our session. One issue that I had was her security guard situated in the room over. He is a non issue during the session.[/QUOTE]I got a good one for you. But your not taking Mail.

[QUOTE=DrFelatio; 1502491]Well I'm not lazy or weird and you have no idea how ignorant you are to perceive me as LEO-but I have noticed that most people on here are way more arrogant than helpful. I've said I'm old school and that I'm new to the Forum but instead of helpin me out, I get bashed. I do read the forum but it seems to be in code. I'm just lookin to find a good regular with no drama.

Anyway Good luck![/QUOTE]You have to give a little to get a little, I don't know of any forum where that etiquette doesn't exist. Nevertheless, there's a wealth of information here that doesn't require a lot of thought to unlock. Once that's done and you've visited a few places, report back. I'm pretty certain that subsequent requests will yield positive responses. Until then, there's a pretty good chance that your posts will go unanswered or result in cryptic or possibly misguided information.

I understand your frustration, but characterizing forum members as arrogant and ignorant doesn't score points. It's all about sharing. Now, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, I offer a clue. If solved, I'm certain that you can unearth greener pastures on this and other forums. However, if you're looking for information that is blatantly available, there are plenty of other sites that you can visit.

Clue: Who was the first president? What's your favorite number (this should be a no-brainer)? What's the opposite of east?

Did a recon at the old Crane AMP. Thought it closed. New owner. Chinese lady. 40 ish. Not to bad lookin. Did not patake.

Any info? Barney

Just like mopeds, they are fun to ride so long as your friends don't see it!

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1499625]I new it Magooski like's old fat Chinese women. There a lot of fun Yes?.)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toosweet1975;1499155]Yumi is a legend. She is in the hall of fame of our Hobby.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Yumi and Victoria from that place that used to be on Western next to that Carne Asada place. The popular ones just don't last. Well, at least I still sometimes go to that burrito place. Mia is at least good if you have legit muscle pain.

[QUOTE=Magooski;1503987]Just like mopeds, they are fun to ride so long as your friends don't see it![/QUOTE]I'd rather been seen with a fat chick than ride one.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1503476]I got a good one for you. But your not taking Mail.[/QUOTE]My mail is now cleared, message me if you want. I had a dream the other night about a provider that gives a great HJ for a twenty even. She is located in the burbs and has a blonde friend that will sit and watch.

Looking for a provider named Lisa, she offered massage sessions in her home off Old Plum Grove Road, price was. 75 for the hour, no tipped required. Standard finish etc She use to be a regular of mine.

[QUOTE=Barney; 1503843]Did a recon at the old Crane AMP. Thought it closed. New owner. Chinese lady. 40 ish. Not to bad lookin. Did not patake.

Any info? Barney[/QUOTE]haven't been in months, but decent TS and massage. Saw the older lady and a younger girl before, nothing to go out of the way for. Finished each session with a nice handshake, YMMV. Always left happy though.

Been away for a while. Back out looking for relaxation. Any data on Therapy Massage on Petersen?

[QUOTE=Pegleg;1504478]Been away for a while. Back out looking for relaxation. Any data on Therapy Massage on Petersen?[/QUOTE]Message me and I'll give you my thougths.

[QUOTE=Pegleg;1504478]Been away for a while. Back out looking for relaxation. Any data on Therapy Massage on Petersen?[/QUOTE]You'll be relaxed, but really, nothing too special. Pretty standard outfit.

[QUOTE=Johnnie S;1503990]Yeah, Yumi and Victoria[/QUOTE]Um, I meant Tiffany, not Victoria.

But the head is good! Lets say chubby or thick, not fat. I don't think I ever saw a fat Asian girl.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1504031]I'd rather been seen with a fat chick than ride one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski;1504878]But the head is good! Lets say chubby or thick, not fat. I don't think I ever saw a fat Asian girl.[/QUOTE]Just saw a thick Asian girl the other day 36 Street And Halsted. New Spa She was kind of cute.

[QUOTE=Magooski;1504878]But the head is good! Lets say chubby or thick, not fat. I don't think I ever saw a fat Asian girl.[/QUOTE]I have seen a few fat Asian girls over the years and a few years ago got a mind blowing BJ from one.

Went by Milwaukke Ave and Pulaski and saw that the big orange sticker is up on another massage place. The funny thing is, that Zenobia's Spa while having some pretty girls in the past, has been beyond hit or miss recently. It was a good place cause I knew the girls there but to heavy a Uncle LEO presence that I had to stop going. It was on the hit list eariler this year. It was only a matter of time. Get the numbers of your providers, and treat them right cause as we all know, they move around.

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;1505290]I have seen a few fat Asian girls over the years and a few years ago got a mind blowing BJ from one.[/QUOTE]And not as bitchy as the spinners can be and typically a good massage too!

Just an update in case you guys were curious. Yumi is actually happily married now. Good for her. She was definitely amazing. There are still some girls out there that give great effort, but haven't found new blood lately. Yumi was lightning in a bottle.

[QUOTE=Lokkin4; 1501702]I'm assuming Yumi has not resurfaced due to lack of mention on the boards.

Sad indeed. Never found another like her.

I have found a few gems from fellow mongers on haer. If I have conversed with you before hit me up. I would prefer chicks making extra cash out of their private residence and NO HOT SPOTS. NOT WORTH IT.[/QUOTE]

Hello everyone, I recently saw a provider advertising on BP massage section as a girl providing sensual massages from Brasil. Here is the ad:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/brasil-brasil-brasil/12103092[/url]

She is the girl in the pictures, but they must be a little dated as she put on a few lbs since, but still very good looking. I was really excited once I saw her at my door that I thought this was going to be a great time. Unfortunately, the massage was on two minutes long and they she wanted to get me off and leave. I was thinking that since we were moving to the end very quickly it would be FS. Alas, no FS only HJ. I will not repeat only because she was gone within 20 minutes.