Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=CockNumb;2162361]So who did you use to be lmfao.[/QUOTE]I am a old fart so I have no idea what IMFAO Means! I am now UPullAndPay2, I was UPullAndPay.

[QUOTE=Casey5;2161687]At least one facial on these gals from you! At least one![/QUOTE]I don't do COF, only CIM. This is as good as I can do. The girl is Stephanie, the one in the second photo.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2162707]I don't do COF, only CIM. This is as good as I can do. The girl is Stephanie, the one in the second photo.[/QUOTE]Hot Damn Glockman, Miss Stephanie is almost cradle robbing! Very cute! Thanks for sharing your photos!

[QUOTE=Glockman;2162707]I don't do COF, only CIM. This is as good as I can do. The girl is Stephanie, the one in the second photo.[/QUOTE]By her looks, Stephanie would do well in Cincinnati. Please send her up our way!!

[QUOTE=OHI812;2162712]Hot Damn Glockman, Miss Stephanie is almost cradle robbing! Very cute! Thanks for sharing your photos![/QUOTE]Steph is actually 23 and has three kids. She recently lost about 25 pounds which makes her look much younger.

If your idea of deep throat is jamming the head of my dick against the back of your mouth like a sledgehammer pounding a flat bottomed post into hard baked ground, YOU'RE WRONG, STOP FUCKING CALL IT DEEP THROAT! If I ask if you can deep throat, and your idea of it is this sledgehammer approach, JUST SAY NO!

If you can't slide it into your throat, it ain't deep throat. Being able to jam your nose into my belly by compressing my dick by an inch ain't deep throat. Gagging on my dick isn't going to convince me that you're deep throating me. And by the way, gagging is *not* a turn on for me. In fact, the possibility that you might puke on me is just about the exact opposite of a turn on.

Being unable to do proper deep throat doesn't make you a bad person. Blow jobs don't magically degrade to "awful" just because you can't do it. Many an otherwise excellent one has been ruined by girls who think they're "deep throating" using the above technique, though.

If you can't, or don't want to, take the time to learn to do it properly, then don't. It's not that important. Doing it correctly *is* important.

I'll stop now.

I've been doing quite a bit of traveling recently, to places like the Bay Area, Chicago, Newark, Jacksonville, Phoenix, Houston. All of these places are arguably less conservative than Cincinnati, if only due to their size alone. Yet none, not a one, holds a candle to Cincinnati with respect to providers. I was shocked to find that to be true.

What is different is that AMPs, to any practical extent, simply don't exist here. And they do in all of those places. And I don't know that there are as many real high-end providers ($500 and up per hour) here as there are in bigger cities, either.

And why is Cincinnati so good? Who the fuck knows and, really, who the fuck cares? LOL What I do know, fellow mongers, is that we are damn lucky to be living here. A guy could meet a different provider each week and quite possibly [B]never[/B] run out of fun given Cincinnati's provider volume and turnover.

In fact, the only guys I'm kinda jealous of are (a) that damned Glockman and his photos and (b) the deity known as Admin2 and his stories. Other than that, I'm pretty damn happy to be living in monger paradise!

[QUOTE=GoBig;2162978]I guess I'm kind of dense in that I never quite figured out why Cincinnati was the adopted hometown of Admin2 until now. But accessing the site recently in a different path than usual, I happened to notice that Cincinnati has something like 57,000 plus reports, way more than any other city in Ohio or any of the far bigger cities in this great country of ours. The numbers in some places, like New York, are downright pathetic.

On a per capita basis, only such places as Memphis and Louisville seem to compete with us. Dayton and surrounding towns are pretty active too.

My question is why? Is Cincinnati really the Puntang Capital of America, despite our long legacy of the likes of Simon Leis and Carl Lindner trying to make us righteous, our crackdowns on all forms of adult entertainment or any form of modern art that involves photos of guys taking it up the wazoo? Is USASG just more popular than the other sites in this region for some reason? Are we part of a fertile crescent of carnal pleasures that extends roughly along the Ohio and Mississippi river valleys from Dayton to Memphis?

I would say it's just an extension of the old theory that the preacher who's always ranting about gays is invariably a closet case. But while Cincinnati has that conservative reputation, certainly that's not the case with Memphis.

I just don't know, but find it kind of fascinating.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoBig;2162978]I guess I'm kind of dense in that I never quite figured out why Cincinnati was the adopted hometown of Admin2 until now. But accessing the site recently in a different path than usual, I happened to notice that Cincinnati has something like 57,000 plus reports, way more than any other city in Ohio or any of the far bigger cities in this great country of ours. The numbers in some places, like New York, are downright pathetic.


My question is why? Is Cincinnati really the Puntang Capital of America? Is USASG just more popular than the other sites in this region for some reason? Are we part of a fertile crescent of carnal pleasures that extends roughly along the Ohio and Mississippi river valleys from Dayton to Memphis?

I just don't know, but find it kind of fascinating.[/QUOTE]I travel to Chicago often and my first dream was there. Cost me 4 bills for self finish (she was a solid 9 or 10 tho). I had no idea about reviews back then. After some edumacation on the hobby I was amazed what I could get around here for 1/4 the price and how easy it was (and still is) to arrange.

I traveled to Chicago last year and posted on the Chicago board but absolutely no responses. Just very little activity in that city.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2162790]Steph is actually 23 and has three kids. She recently lost about 25 pounds which makes her look much younger.[/QUOTE]Hey glockman,

I don't mean to offend but the post processing you do on your photos is a turn off. That blurry, 70's porn thing is gross. I appreciate you sharing your photos. And I actually appreciate anyone who takes the time to edit their photos. But I'd rather see some of these girls without the blur, without the gold sepia tone, without red lips and unrealistic white teeth.

Thanks for sharing as always. But maybe post some before and afters so we know what you really paid for.

Rant over-.

Sam.

[blue]Oh this is going to be fun to watch.

A2[/blue]

Comeon Sam. Really? It's "gross?" Really. A turn off? Glockman is a true hobbiest who not only appreciates women. He likes to make them beautiful and capture them in his unique way. I'm sure I speak for the Southwestern Ohio monger community when I say that Glockman's photo collection has become something we look forward to as a break in the drama typically found here in the Octagon.

Time to take an art appreciation course my friend. You want to see these girls without the blur, sepia, lipstick? Time to drive to Tennessee.

Go Glockman.

The Mongernator.

[QUOTE=SamTheMan5;2163020]Hey glockman,

I don't mean to offend but the post processing you do on your photos is a turn off. That blurry, 70's porn thing is gross. I appreciate you sharing your photos. And I actually appreciate anyone who takes the time to edit their photos. But I'd rather see some of these girls without the blur, without the gold sepia tone, without red lips and unrealistic white teeth.

Thanks for sharing as always. But maybe post some before and afters so we know what you really paid for.

Rant over-.

Sam.

[blue]Oh this is going to be fun to watch.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DavidNgrk;2163008]I travel to Chicago often and my first dream was there. Cost me 4 bills for self finish (she was a solid 9 or 10 tho). I had no idea about reviews back then. After some edumacation on the hobby I was amazed what I could get around here for 1/4 the price and how easy it was (and still is) to arrange.

I traveled to Chicago last year and posted on the Chicago board but absolutely no responses. Just very little activity in that city.[/QUOTE]Dave you're right. There's not much Action here in Chicago. There are a few Hidden Gems. But most guys don't post their info. They keep them well hidden. If anyone plans to travel here to Chicago expecting to meet a Provider, don't bother. Most girls here see their local Regs.

[QUOTE=SamTheMan5;2163020]Hey glockman,

I don't mean to offend but the post processing you do on your photos is a turn off. That blurry, 70's porn thing is gross. I appreciate you sharing your photos. And I actually appreciate anyone who takes the time to edit their photos. But I'd rather see some of these girls without the blur, without the gold sepia tone, without red lips and unrealistic white teeth.

Thanks for sharing as always. But maybe post some before and afters so we know what you really paid for.

Rant over-.

Sam.

[blue]Oh this is going to be fun to watch.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Hey Sam the Man maybe you can post some photos of your own so we can compare the two. LOL.

My bets will be on "GM".

I think "GM" photos are rather classie myself but, I am classie guy and appreciate "GM" class act.

Play safe and continue you on "GM".

[QUOTE=SamTheMan5;2163020]Hey glockman,

I don't mean to offend but the post processing you do on your photos is a turn off. That blurry, 70's porn thing is gross. I appreciate you sharing your photos. And I actually appreciate anyone who takes the time to edit their photos. But I'd rather see some of these girls without the blur, without the gold sepia tone, without red lips and unrealistic white teeth.

Thanks for sharing as always. But maybe post some before and afters so we know what you really paid for.

Rant over-.

Sam.

[blue]Oh this is going to be fun to watch.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I don't like Phil Collins. Maybe I will get on a music forum and offer him some advice on how to write songs, and sing differently.