Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Vikatin]Hello, I have been reading these forums for a while now. I am finally gathering the guts to get my first massage.

Which parlor will have the youngest, attractive girls?

I always read of older to middle aged women, but I am younger: D

Experience does not matter much.[/QUOTE]
Vik,

Please consider these numbers, as they are significant to your query:

[CENTER][Size=5][b]18 , 20 , 06 , 06[/b][/Size][/CENTER]

Now, consider that the lowest possible number is 01 and the highest possible is 26.

R[b]::[/b]R

[QUOTE=Vikatin]Hello, I have been reading these forums for a while now. I am finally gathering the guts to get my first massage.

Which parlor will have the youngest, attractive girls?

I always read of older to middle aged women, but I am younger: D

Experience does not matter much.[/QUOTE]


I'm constantly amazed by guys who say they have been reading this forum and then make a first post like this one. How is that possible?

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]I'm constantly amazed by guys who say they have been reading this forum and then make a first post like this one. How is that possible?[/QUOTE]

Lack of reading attendtion, comprehension, Attention Deficit Disorder, I don't know.

To the poster, girls change frequently, and there are not that many AMPs. If you want young, M street, AMPs in Maryland, and sometimes Green. Read up on Orange, too.

Get to it before the little heads turns purple, green, or blue and post up when you get back, or better known as RTTFF!

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]Lack of reading attendtion, comprehension, [u][b]A[/b]ttention [b]D[/b]eficit [b]D[/b]isorder[/u], I don't know.[/QUOTE]Hey, DI, [u]that[/u] one would be

[Size=5][b]01 , 04 , 04[/b][/Size]

RR

What is your usual offer for 2X?

Tofer

[QUOTE=Thewayoflaotzu]Usual talk.- claimed she had only been in D. C. For two days from NYC, blah blah blah.- I said "two times in one hour" and she.- like Tina the first time I was there.- asked for the tip up front. I tipped well and we went off.[/QUOTE]

It's been shaping up to be a [b]hot, humid day[/b] today. Best to stay indoors, where the AC is running. In fact, I was down in the city just a while earlier and decided I needed to step into one of DC's many establishments to cool off a spell.

Wouldn't you know it? Of all the places to step into, I guess my little feet had known where to go, because the next thing I knew, I was handing.6 to a nice lady who was within that establishment. And she took me to a room where I could lie down and cool off. (She must have realized how hot it was out there.)

A few minutes later, in walks a familiar face (about 45 y. O., 36D, straight hair, 5'-4", 120#). She must have thought it was hot, too, because she had on a one-piece bikini. [u][i][b]Very[/b][/i][/u] nice. We talked for a bit, and she asked if I wanted a shower to wash off and cool down some more, so I said sure and off we went. A soapy affair ensured, and then we went back to the room to catch up on things.

Long and short, I wound up giving her a massage from top to bottom and everywhere in-between. And, lo! And behold, when she turned over, I realized that I had a "magic wand" with me, the type that makes little girls happy. She must have had a lot of wishes built up, because I kept using that wand for about 15 minutes in connection with a magical kiss. At one point, she actually took ahold of it and granted some particular, unspoken wish to herself. Thoroughly satisfied, she lay there for a bit, and we cuddled and talked and did some DFK. Then, she says, "Your turn."

A long, slow BBBJ followed. Then, at one point, she asks, "[i]You ready? [/i]" Well, . Of [u]course[/u] I am. She slipped the cover on me and then proceeded to do a kimshi squat for about 5 minutes. But, I could tell that she was a bit exhausted from all the wishes my magic wand had granted her, so we switched positions and finished about 5 minutes later in full "mish posish" and having her tits up against my chest. Always a real treat. As we finished, I think she got one final wish. Then, we relaxed a moment before MMS knocked on the door to see if we had cooled off enough.

She leaves and comes back with a hot towel, a cup of Scope, and a glass of cold water. A nice touch, as always. I dress, we hug, I tip $, and she sees me to the door with a LFK. I plan to return, once more.

RR

[Size=4][b]Facilities[/b][/Size][INDENT][u]Cleanliness:[/u] 9.5
[u]Friendliness:[/u] 9.5
[u]Location:[/u] 10 (at the intersection of 9043 and 305)
[u]Comfort:[/u] 8.5[/INDENT]
[Size=4][b]Therapist[/b][/Size][INDENT][u]FBAS:[/u] 8 , 8.5* , 9.5 , 9.5
[u]Fun Factor:[/u] 9
[u]Value:[/u] 8.5 - 9
[u]Repeatability:[/u] 10[/INDENT]
* - This gal is a bit self-conscious. Those who know her know why. But you can overcome that by reassuring her. She's be more relaxed, and you'll get far better service, if she's not distracted by what makes her self-conscious.

(FYI, YMMV because I usually bring something for the therapist and MMS. However, I'm fairly certain most others would enjoy this establishment. A guy can cool off and get hot at the same time.)

I went to H&H for the first time on Friday and for the 2nd time on Saturday.

Needless to say, I liked it a lot.

You walk in without buzzing in which is a bit weird and the ladies were in an office so I could have just walked around to my heart's content. So that was a weird thing.

A white girl with reddish hair greeted me and, while she was attractive, she was not my style so I asked for a Hispanic woman and got Kathy. Older but very fit and attractive and friendly. 1.5 instead of the usual 1 like at an AMP but still pretty good. Great massage too.

You're not rushed there which is nice. The room I got was big with an adjoining room with a shower which was nice so I could shower off afterwards as well.

2nd day I got another Hispanic woman and it was even better in some ways.

The place has a room with a hot tub but it was busy at the time I arrived. I called first the second time which is probably a smart thing.- I don't think the ladies stay on site but are rather "called into service" when you get there.

Eventually my Asian Fever will kick back, but for now I'm intrigued by this place and will repeat.

I'm headed to DC this week from the Midwest...staying near Dupont Circle. I have searched the thread and know there are some massage opportunities near there, but I don't see enough specifics to know where or contact information. Would appreciate a bit more help.

Thanks a lot.

M

[QUOTE=Thewayoflaotzu]I went to H&H for the first time on Friday and for the 2nd time on Saturday.

Needless to say, I liked it a lot.

You walk in without buzzing in which is a bit weird and the ladies were in an office so I could have just walked around to my heart's content. So that was a weird thing.

A white girl with reddish hair greeted me and, while she was attractive, she was not my style so I asked for a Hispanic woman and got Kathy. Older but very fit and attractive and friendly. 1.5 instead of the usual 1 like at an AMP but still pretty good. Great massage too.

You're not rushed there which is nice. The room I got was big with an adjoining room with a shower which was nice so I could shower off afterwards as well..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post, helpul to those of us who haven't tried out H&H

No problem. RTFF.

[QUOTE=Mjaymjay]I'm headed to DC this week from the Midwest...staying near Dupont Circle. I have searched the thread and know there are some massage opportunities near there, but I don't see enough specifics to know where or contact information. Would appreciate a bit more help.

Thanks a lot.

M[/QUOTE]

I had a similar experience. Visited this historic spot recently trying to recount times of old. The decor is just a little bit nicer than before. Asked MMS to see the menu and she responded that she would send me a very nice girl. Nana presented herself and was indeed quite suitable. All the same, she asked if she was OK or if I wanted to see another provider. I told her she would be fine for me and it was off to the races. Nana is indeed very good at what she does, standard services for this place but prices are up. 0.8 for house and asking 1.4 for FS. No negotiations on the house but settled on 1.2 for her fee. Good time was had especially from the back view. Didn't see any others there but I did hear some chit chat in K language. Saw 4 or 5 pairs of sexy heels outside one of the doors. This historic spot is back! Prices are up but services are as they used to be.

Play hard and be safe.

Fj

[QUOTE=Fj Cruiser] Prices are up but services are as they used to be.
Fj[/QUOTE]Are you now telling me is 2.0? A 25% increase from what has been the standard at AMPs. With these economic times, FORGET IT! You may have screw it up for the rest of us.

I went to downtown last week.

Was charged $80 for the hour as well.

Went star gazing on Saturday. It was my first time at this location, so maybe they were just trying to get a feel for things, but it was ome of the most lackluster experiences I've had in the game. Called ahead, asked for Suzie, MMS said she was out, but that she would set me up. I get there in the late afternoon, right before the craziness of the pride parade starts. MMS takes 0.8

Drew Coco, beautiful, petite, about 5' even. She seemed friendly but tired. Had a nice TS, and moved into the room. We start talking business, and I was surprised that she laid out exactly what was on the menu. I must admit I'm accustomed to dealing in euphemisms.

I wanted to try FS, but like an idiot I was 0.2 short. I end up agreeing on linguistic practice. The massage starts, and I have to say, it was AWFUL. No lotion or oil, just dry skin, and she really didn't seem to know even remotely what she was doing. It only lasted about 5 min, but she managed to legitimately screw up my neck in that time. She kept trying to massage the base of my skull and ended up pinching a nerve. It still hurts as I write. I think I'm going to have to find a REAL masseuse just to undo the damage this one did.

Anyway, after the massage out comes the cover. Very lackluster effort in that regard too. Additionally she was adamant about staying fully garbed the whole time. Apparently seeing her whole body was only for FS. I end up finishing up despite the lack of effort, and she spends the last 10 minutes just sort of hanging around in a semifriendly way. I guess she felt a little too comfortable, because she had the nerve to call me fat. Twice! I walk out with my most basic needs met, but neither satisfied or relaxed. Not worth the money. I feel swindled.

Summary:

Looks:9
Attitude: 4
Massage: -1
Service: 3

Damage: 0.8 X 2

Are you all saying the basic fees have gone up???

Are you saying that at places such as Orange and Star the hour rate is now $80.00 and the FS tip is now $120.00???

Is that what you folks are telling me??

How about some straight, direct pricing here folks!

JJ