Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Surf69;7089710]This is my seasonal inquiry seeking therapists with big fake jugs who at least attempt a decent massage while granting access to the fun bags. Age does not matter, nor do looks. I'm fine with GILFS and butter faces as long as the tits are big and fake and I can play with them. Don't need full service, either. A HE with tit play will do. Just my preference. As always, I appreciate any intel. This is a great community for such information and I'm thankful for all of you.[/QUOTE]For a fake tit GILF, there's Lucy at Foot Reflexology. They're not gigantic but they are enhanced and rock hard for a 70 year old. Go see her. The place needs some biz. I also saw a younger girl there based on a review I read.

So I knew that I had seen reviews for at least two different places. One going by "spa royal" and another by "royal spa. " In my head I knew that spa royal was the place I wanted to go, but my hands typed "royal spa" in the GPS. What an unfortunate letdown. Royal spa isn't terrible depending on what you're looking for. I had Tina, a short older but decently pleasant looking Asian lady. Decent sized tits. Gave a solid massage with no oil. Had a nice attitude but no FS. Finished with a solid handy. Looking forward to trying spa royal in the future LOL.

First off, I was extremely disappointed. I called ahead 20 minutes and asked for Blue. When I arrived, mamasan came out, gave me a water, asked how much time I wanted and requested the donation than asked me to wait 10 minutes. Okay fine. Then she came and got me but took me into the back little room where they cook, and there is a bathroom and I had to sit awkwardly with her checking her phone. Meanwhile blue came in dressed in a towel apologizing profusely for my wait. Sat on my knee and gave me a peck and said couple more minutes. At this point its been about 25 minutes. I should have just asked for my house fee back and left but I listened to the little guy. Finally blue came and got me. She is NOT DDG as some have suggested. She is cute in a schoolgirl (college) kind of way. She has a small gap in her front teeth and is pretty plain jane looking. She does have very nice nature tits and a decent body (thin with a little ass) but not the perfect body like others have also mentioned. When we got into the room, I laid the donation on the table and she proceed to undress me and remove her towel. There was no kissing, she went straight to BBBJ which was okay then she jumped to wanting me to DATY. She rubbed some lube on her pussy which tasted awful. She even screamed out to mamasan while I was down there. We then went back to a bit of BBBJ and then she put on the condom and asked me to fuck her. So I did standing mish and then sideways and blew in the bag. IT was a complete RUSH job and horrible at best. Maybe because it was so busy but this was NOT a good session. Made me wish I had just gone to Right Spa. Next time I will.

[QUOTE=HoDownMan2;7089855]First off, I was extremely disappointed. I called ahead 20 minutes and asked for Blue. When I arrived, mamasan came out, gave me a water, asked how much time I wanted and requested the donation than asked me to wait 10 minutes. Okay fine. Then she came and got me but took me into the back little room where they cook, and there is a bathroom and I had to sit awkwardly with her checking her phone. Meanwhile blue came in dressed in a towel apologizing profusely for my wait. Sat on my knee and gave me a peck and said couple more minutes. At this point its been about 25 minutes. I should have just asked for my house fee back and left but I listened to the little guy. Finally blue came and got me. She is NOT DDG as some have suggested. She is cute in a schoolgirl (college) kind of way. She has a small gap in her front teeth and is pretty plain jane looking. She does have very nice nature tits and a decent body (thin with a little ass) but not the perfect body like others have also mentioned. When we got into the room, I laid the donation on the table and she proceed to undress me and remove her towel. There was no kissing, she went straight to BBBJ which was okay then she jumped to wanting me to DATY. She rubbed some lube on her pussy which tasted awful. She even screamed out to mamasan while I was down there. We then went back to a bit of BBBJ and then she put on the condom and asked me to fuck her. So I did standing mish and then sideways and blew in the bag. IT was a complete RUSH job and horrible at best. Maybe because it was so busy but this was NOT a good session. Made me wish I had just gone to Right Spa. Next time I will.[/QUOTE]I think I've written extensively on how blue is mediocre at best and the likelihood of being natured at The royal Caribbean.

I'd avoid blue and disbelieve all the shill reports on royal.

Dropped by last week hoping to catch Mandy but she was gone.

Wasn't picky so I stuck with Nina who greeted me. Nice gal avg face. Blonde highlights. Around 5'2-3". Curvy a little thick. Her rack was nice, probably a natural C.

Standard. 5 for hhr and 1. 4 damage. Decent BJ, decided to 69 her went on for a while. Started missionary then cg and finished her up doggy.

Always a fun time at Right.

First saw Blue a few months back. Had a wonderful time, seeing her multiple times during my last trip and made sure get her contact info. She texted me a few weeks ago and let me know that she would be coming back to SoCal. It was time to do a work trip anyway so I came down and hoped that my second stint with Blue would be just as good.

I normally avoid peak hours for the best experience but due to my meeting schedule, it was insanely busy when I got there. People coming and going, naked ladies walking around, dudes arguing with the ladies. FS AMPs are very much in a high volume / high turnover business so to one of the bros below, I empathize but I have found that on repeat visits with the girls, they're more likely to focus on you despite what's happening outside.

Seeing Blue was like seeing an old girlfriend. I forgot how attractive I found her. I find her to be one of the better looking AMP ladies out there (Chinese division) that I've seen in my travels. She is not slutty hot in an ABG sort of way but is traditionally pretty, if that makes any sense. I'm also not into huge tits and ass which is another plus for Blue since she's petite, perky and natural.

Since I had seen her before, there was a natural chemistry and it felt less fake / transactional. Lots of DFK and foreplay (if you're into nipple play, this is the girl for you, I probably could have cum from that alone). I moved down for DATY. I went slow and gentle which really got her going; I was about to put the cover on but she pushed my head back down and made me continue till she came. I was so into the vibe that I skipped the BJ initially, put on the cover, and got into standing mish. She's very petite vaginally so I went slow to warm her up and then went to town.

Love that she doesn't do the fake pornstar moan and dirty talk, which makes me even hornier. After awhile, I got on the table for cg but before she mounted me, she gave me an excellent BBBJ. She does something with her tongue / hand placement that is just chefs kiss. I let her know I was close to cumming and she put on another cover and mounted me. Something about my size and her depth allowed me to hit her the right way so I got her to O really fast a couple of times to the point where she was overly sensitive. We took a break for more DFK and then moved to standing mish where I finished. We spent the rest of the hour catching up and making out. Towards the end of the hour, I was playing with her clit and could feel her getting wet. I had her sit on my face and eat her out some more. Couldn't get her to O again but got her sufficiently horny and she started giving me her patented BBBJ. I definitely went overtime but she didn't stop till I CIM. Cleaned up and stepped back out drained and legs weak.

Can't recommend Blue enough if you're looking for a GFE experience. It won't be BBFS and Greek and Brazzers but it will be a hell of a good time.

Yes to kissing and dfk.

[QUOTE=KingKon;7088737]Thank you for the info. BBJ is rare from Latinas.

Did she allow kissing / dfk or no?[/QUOTE]

Visited in the morning. Peach responded at the door and I already like what I was seeing.

Looked very young, great body with manmade pair

Led me to the room, handed in. 5 entry. She already gave me DFK, touched me and told me to undress.

She literally stood on my back bare feet for back massage.

Not lots of tease around area and told me to turn around.

Asked for donation. I handed her 1. 2 and she was not happy about it.

She even offered. 8 for BBFS or Greek. I did not partake.

Damnnn I was surprised this group of new talents are willing to offer more than CFS to get richer faster.

She insisted and I just gave her another .2

Another 2 gals came in and offered for more fun. One of them was Mandy, I think she hotter than peach.

I politely declined and Peach gal kept telling them I was cheap ass LOL.

I do understand some Chinese.

BBBJ then action and I asked to finish in mouth.

Peach was alright but she had some attitude issue. I mean, Peach please, 1. 2 is the regular price.

[QUOTE=KammyMike;7065180]What's going on within this AMP lately.

Health Massage. Sasha, Lisa doing the arms humping sign. Use to be hand / fist jerking motion.

MHF. Hanna wants to hump but not type only opted for BJ next thing she went into 69 mode.

P&C.on Westminster. Didn't asked her name want to hump for Benji but opted for BJ for 70.

Just me, nothing wrong with the ladies just not my kind of humph.[/QUOTE]Hi looking to try something different. Does Health Massage on GW do FS? BB would be better. And if not, any intel on where I can gilf / MILF to play with?

Unless you're a one and done at La Derecha, treat them well and they will treat you well, I can attest to that. The extra $20 is nothing but the memories last a lifetime.

[QUOTE=CryMoarHoar;7090752]Visited in the morning. Peach responded at the door and I already like what I was seeing.

Looked very young, great body with manmade pair

Led me to the room, handed in. 5 entry. She already gave me DFK, touched me and told me to undress.

She literally stood on my back bare feet for back massage.

Not lots of tease around area and told me to turn around.

Asked for donation. I handed her 1. 2 and she was not happy about it.

She even offered. 8 for BBFS or Greek. I did not partake.

Damnnn I was surprised this group of new talents are willing to offer more than CFS to get richer faster.

She insisted and I just gave her another .2

Another 2 gals came in and offered for more fun. One of them was Mandy, I think she hotter than peach..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CarlosD3;7090934]Unless you're a one and done at La Derecha, treat them well and they will treat you well, I can attest to that. The extra $20 is nothing but the memories last a lifetime.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure its not so much about being a "cheap-o" but more so getting the "going rate / market rate" of what he is used to, although $140 is the usual from multiple posts.

You're "extra $20" quote should be more so what do you value in life, because your saying can apply to everything in life, why don't you just tip an extra $20 for everything pretty sure something extra can come from that. Also always tipping and telling others to do so will eventually raise the prices and the girls will be accustomed to the higher rates eventually pricing out the standard usual.

TOFTT and visited this new place that opened where QZ Spa used to be in Lake Forest, off of Rockfield. Went in and a pretty, 30 something, 5' 5" tall Asian woman came out to greet me. She had an actual CMS top on with yoga pants. Nice body. She took 40 for hh and led me to room. Big clean room. Laid on the table naked and did not cover myself with the towel. When she came in she said her name, and I think it was Vicki or Jackie (sorry). She put the towel on me and began to rub. She gave a nice massage and worked out some knots. When she got to the lower half of my body, she kept the towel on the side she wasn't massaging. There was no teasing, or even coming close to the jewels. The whole time I could hear this Asian man talking in the back room. Maybe the owner.

At this point I said "Oh well", enjoy the massage. She wiped the oil off and had me flip. She rubbed my shoulders a bit and my arms. To my surprise she then pointed to Junior and said "yes". I was like get to it! She just went at it, not a jackhammer but no slow build up. I rub her tits over the top and asked if I could see them. She pulled up her top and pulled down the bra to expose some B cups. I hate when they do this! Just take the top off and let me get the full experience. Anyway, I played with her tits, she made me blow, she cleaned me up, I gave her $50, and left. Got more than I thought, but would not repeat.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Pangy;7090919]Hi looking to try something different. Does Health Massage on GW do FS? BB would be better. And if not, any intel on where I can gilf / MILF to play with?[/QUOTE]Yes you can get Humpty Dumpty there. BB. Maybe not if your first timer.

[QUOTE=CumDripp;7091027]Pretty sure its not so much about being a "cheap-o" but more so getting the "going rate / market rate" of what he is used to, although $140 is the usual from multiple posts.

You're "extra $20" quote should be more so what do you value in life, because your saying can apply to everything in life, why don't you just tip an extra $20 for everything pretty sure something extra can come from that. Also always tipping and telling others to do so will eventually raise the prices and the girls will be accustomed to the higher rates eventually pricing out the standard usual.[/QUOTE]I have found the regular price for FS to range from 100-200, and some of the 100's were younger and better than the 200.

[QUOTE=LugWrench04;7089702]$180? For that level of service. F these price gouging *s. Jeezis. Thats ridonculous.[/QUOTE]Yea, she's trippin big time.

But, it was a blessing in disguise because I saw one of my ATFs that I haven't seen for a bit the day after and had an amazing session.

I went home a satisfied camper.

Pic from session with ATF: if you know, you know.