Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7041397]Fartbox tongue puncher Beibei is at Lotus FedWay this month.

Scrub before going.[/QUOTE]LOL! Fart Box tongue puncher Is No Joke she surely is worthy of the title.

Any chance you took a look at the others at Lotus?

Curious if Intel on Ocean Spa or Pink Ocean spa? Ads look like same owner and as we know the ads wisay anything to get you in the door.

Also for MM, if anyone has has seen the new ladies. Only 1 review on Tiffany and Apple is still there. Curious about Lisa and 4th lady I couldn't understand the name over the phone.

[QUOTE=FunGuy6;7041685]Curious if Intel on Ocean Spa or Pink Ocean spa? Ads look like same owner and as we know the ads wisay anything to get you in the door.

Also for MM, if anyone has has seen the new ladies. Only 1 review on Tiffany and Apple is still there. Curious about Lisa and 4th lady I couldn't understand the name over the phone.[/QUOTE]Was a Pink Ocean yesterday. Uggo granny. Same story at Day. Injoy was the fattest massage girl I've seen.

That spot next to the Pawn shop on Pacific has a high energy chubby auntie.

Tacoma and FedWay have been rough lately.

Just flew in last night horrible flight in and wanted something. Checks rubmaps for something in Lakewood area and 5 min away was sunrise.

Texted and asked for hour. This was at 945 pm said they closed at 1030 I said 30 min is fine lady said they would wait.

I get there and notice some blue lights over by the Mac d I park get out and walk to the front soon as I round the corner I see to LEO's coming out of a side street next to the Mac d's I'm like damn it oh well fuck it and walk in.

Sunny setting on one of the 2 tables out front and she says hi hunny come in and takes me to a room gets in and shuts door ask fist time here say sorta it's been a long while.

Ok hunny she gos you fuck. Huh. You here to fuck and grabs my dick and gives it a squeeze I say ok and how much I say 9 jacksons she gos add one more and you get me. Let's go. No house fee.

Not bad looking many late 20's early 30's I don't know don't really care comes back drops black and white dress not much of an ass bitties with eraser nips long black hair couldn't see in tummy scars shaved kitty.

I'm sitting on edge of bed she kneels down gives me a HJ to get me a bit barges wraps up and starts to blow goes for a good bit prob 3-4 min and gets up and puts one leg up on the bed and shoves my dicks into her pussy in standing sideways rcg decently tight box bounces for a few good min and then turns around grabs some oil and fdau on the table and I plow away. Great arch on this one keep at it and she wants me in mish. Flips over tosses legs up and spreads her pussy out and I dive back in she pulls me down and starts licking mu nipples and biting them for me that is a turn on and I get harder she gets to the other one and that puts me over the top and I blow and fill the bag she hops off I lay there and she cleans me up says turn over I give you a oil massage ok sounds good it's a decent one and I'm relaxed she finishes up and says thank you hunny you come back for me ok. I will.

Decent time at sunrise may come back before I fly out.

Had to check out NB based on info given on the previous pages and wow definitely will be returning for the fun I got to have.

20 Jacksons got me Cindy with nude body to body rub and a nice BBBJ with CG and RCG while hot Linda was cuddling up to me sucking on my nipples and then riding my face while Cindy rode me slow and fast got a few glimpses of her riding and she's good like her smaller titties and to me she's got a cute face and decent body I was digging her a lot.

Don't get me wrong Linda wow reminds me of a younger Tia Carrea back in the day nice mm titties little ass damn almighty.

After 20 min of the face grind and tongue fucking her kitty and Cindy fucking me I blew in the cover they got up cleaned me up gave me the scope shot and they went out did something and another monger came in Cindy or coco took care of him and he was in and out in 10 min. Linda came back quickly and finished out the hour with a massage and then Cindy joined shortly after adding to the massage and my hour was up.

Damn that was fun I'll definitely come back for more just got to convince my company to get me back out here for work in the next couple weeks and hope they are both still around!

Lisa was great. She tried during the massage and the areas she worked on felt good. No teasing but lots of compliments about me being "strong. " Broken English made her hard to understand but when I finally got it I thanked her. She put her dress over the back of my head and parked her kitty right above me. It was nice to be under her dress like that.

When she told me to turn over she walked over to me and it was on. I paid the fee 1. 5 and she left for an uncomfortable amount of time. I hate that part. It always seems to take forever to put money in a safe and get a cover. CBJ was offered and I didn't bother asking for BBBJ. She let me grab the back of her head and help guide her head over full mast. Lots of good eye contact too. Good BJ even though I don't really like getting them.

Her body is late 20's early 30's with big innocent eyes and a pretty face. Tattoo near her pussy. Tits are real and probably a b cup. Ran her through the paces of mish, k9, and then put her back on the table. I kept kissing her and she would kiss back but I never went for dfk. She kept checking the cover which is my only complaint. The thing isn't going to slip off of me and I find them uncomfortably tight. I hope I wasn't giving the vibe that I would try to slip it off but I guess you never know what some of her customers have done.

She took it hard and deep. She was loud, the table was loud, and her body getting slammed was loud. I Stopped when another one of you guys came in the front door for another girl. For a minute I kept trying to shush her a little when she got too loud until I thought enough time had passed that he was face down listening to music. Then back to the races. She strained on some of the deepest thrusts but overall she handled my size very well for a woman as small as she is. I liked picking her up for some standing play but I've learned that little women don't seem to like this as much as a bigger one. Haha. I can say from experience that if you can hold a thick chick with thunder thighs for a standing fuck and she genuinely feels like you've got her and you're not going to drop her, look out. That'll be a fun fuck. Anyway.

She wasn't staring at the clock but I try to be mindful of the time I pay for.

Blew in the bag when I was done. She cleaned me up and gave me water along with introducing me to apple who I think is very pretty and petite. You guys seem to like her so I may try her next but if anybody can confirm if she can handle the blessed sticks, that would be appreciated.

To conclude,

Pros.

Pretty face.

Took it hard and deep.

Multiple positions.

Enjoyed herself without being over the top fake.

Eye contact on BJ.

Nice body.

Natural tits.

No obvious clock watching although she did glance up once.

Trimmed not shaved kitty.

Cons.

Checking the cover.

[QUOTE=Woopooh;7022213]Anyone out here ever get one of these gals outside of the building? I remember years ago a gal at 99, I tired super tough to get her to hang out with me outside of building we chatted for awhile on WeChat. Just curious if anyone has gotten to do anything outside of the shops with one of these girls?[/QUOTE]Yes. But they obviously have to trust you.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7049391]Yes. But they obviously have to trust you.[/QUOTE]The question was if anyone had ever got a teahouse girl to meet up IRL.

I had a girl that took a liking to me. I met her at Goddess (Fed Way). We traded numbers after the first visit and she started texting me like a GF. She moved to Injoy (Tac) and I saw her there a few times. We'd skip the massage and lay together and chat (translator app) before fun time. I told her I wanted to take her home with me. But I tell them all that.

Then she went to Pasco for a month and I didn't hear from her.

One day I got a text out of the blue "I'm at the airport. Can you come get me?

"Wait. What's happening?

"I'm back in Seattle, I want to see you. ".

"OK, how about Tuesday? Where will you be working?

"I'm not working right now. I want to spend the weekend with you. ".

My spidey sense told me something else was going on. I asked her if she was in some kind of trouble but she didn't really answer.

Long story short, I declined. She took offense and I haven't heard from her, or about her, since.

I hope she's OK.

Best to keep your business and private lives separate IMO. For the record, my accountant or the girl that cleans my office would have gotten the same answer.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=ShtnNGtn;7037880]Does anyone know of any Thai massage places in the area that do FS other than the thick Thai chick at Door 11?[/QUOTE]Any luck on finding a Thai girl? I haven't had one since I lived in Korea. Almost all the AMP places in Korea are Thai massage. Sexy girls at reasonable price, always went for the 90 minute option.

I thought I would give Federal Way a try with the intent to just check out who was available at a couple of places. When I went to Lulu the approach was aggressive even having whispered to me me that she would f# at k me good. Not thinking with the right head, I relented. Now this part may seem petty, but a big part of going is the massage. KK or however she wants to pronounce her name gave me the worst massage ever. Pushing in spots for 2 seconds and moving on with no idea of what she was doing. I even asked to demonstrate what I wanted for a massage. Even after demonstration she reverted to what she was doing. Part of thinking with the wrong brain was falling for her in the black dress with ample views of her bosom. Turned out to be better with the dress. I should have opted for Mia, but she just finished with another. My mistake. If you want a good massage KK is not your girl.

[QUOTE=MeridianTime;7050124]Any luck on finding a Thai girl? I haven't had one since I lived in Korea. Almost all the AMP places in Korea are Thai massage. Sexy girls at reasonable price, always went for the 90 minute option.[/QUOTE]Mostly Chinese and Korean everywhere I've been.

Cruised Meridian and then south Pac Ave.

Wonderland / Mili. Auntie Coco, big tits, soft tummy, was definitely hot when younger. Def FS vibe.

Pengpai: granny cici.

Kings: auntie Mary but saw a skinny hottie from afar going into different room.

Moon: chubby auntie sunny.

11: Latina Victoria. More later.

Ella: Chubby lisa.

Next to Niaqually vet clinic: chubby not uncute Yoyo with 702 area code.

Spanaway higway by chongs barber: MILF lucy.

Ella; Auntie lisa but she was busy!

Labella: highnpitcher hanna. Chubby cutie.

Had a meeting in the south end. Dropped by Door 11 to check the talent. Door was opened by a tall Latina SMOKING hot with a cartoon body. I asked her name and she replied "Victoria, mi amor" as she twirled in a circle and shook a MASSIVE ass attached to a tiny waist. I told her I'd be back.

Spent the next 2 hours distracted in my meeting wondering what it would be like to bend her over and pound that peach.

Came back 2 hours later and found out.

Transactional vibe, meh short massage.

CBJ was deep and fast but forgetabble. Tried to kiss her tits but was told extra hundred (um no).

Bent her over the bed with one knee on the bed and started pounding. Holy god, that ass.

The transactional vibe actually makes me last longer. So I hammered away a good long time. Great noises.

Got her up on the bed into a face down / ass up position. Slow and fast alternating. She got noisy with the "AIIII PAPI!" stuff and that kicked me into overdrive. I will not forget that visual.

200 all in. Won't repeat but don't regret it. If she had any true sensual energy guys would be lined up.

Room is too dark. She's so hot I made her turn on the overhead light.

She's here 8 more days.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;7051256]Cruised Meridian and then south Pac Ave.

Wonderland / Mili. Auntie Coco, big tits, soft tummy, was definitely hot when younger. Def FS vibe.

Pengpai: granny cici.

[/QUOTE]I got a text from who I think is the mamasan Angela. She said that a young and beautiful girl will show up tomorrow (10/1) for Peng pai.

Take that with a grain of salt cause I've never really seen them have someone "young".

Angela is an bit older but pretty thick and gives a really good service. Good before massage and good massage after deed is done and takes full hour if not more.

Peng pai has two locations and she didn't say which one but I'm assuming it's the upstairs one on the 2nd floor a block over.

Paradise foot, corner of s 40th and Portland. I went in and heard Ellen open the door letting me know she was busy, so I asked what time to come back. 30 minutes from then. No problem. The parking lot is small and was a bit crowded at the time. I didn't have anywhere to be so I just hung out. I saw one other guy go in and get declined right after me. Once the 30 minutes were up I kept my eyes open for the lone customer to exit letting me know it's ok for me to head in. I was expecting to see someone like myself, older white guy slightly overweight exiting. I opted to wait another 5 minutes just to avoid awkward interactions in the lobby, but I wasn't going to wait that much longer lest someone jump ahead of me. Right as I was about to exit my car, I saw a short white woman with short dark hair exit the parlor. She looked like she might have been into playing softball and driving Subaru outbacks, but she was still reasonably attractive. During my whole run and tug I really liked wanted to ask Ellen if she flicked that woman's bean earlier, but I figured that might have been in poor taste. I'm still really curious tho. Can anyone confirm that women patronize such establishments to engage in bean flicking? Maybe next time I'm there I'll ask through WeChat or something. I only ask because this is not the type of place where a woman would walk in and be like, “this looks like an amazing legitimate massage place. I think I’ll try it out.”

Down and dirty synopsis for those who have never been: So so half hour massage for 30 house fee. I gave her 80 up front. She's all business and isn't much for mutual touching or taking off her clothes. But if you need a low cost quick HJ, she gets the job done, but she's a bit on the granny side with a frumpy body. She's very nice tho, so don't be rude to her.