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[QUOTE=Dynomutt]I went to that place in CT, that rhymes with vagina, two Sundays ago.
Dynomutt[/QUOTE]
I think Dynomutt got lost.
Doesn't "Vagina Monologs" play in a northside theater on Lincoln Ave. in Lakeview?
But then, I didn't know it was a musical in rhyme.
So maybe he was on a street that rhymes with "vagina."
There are only two such streets in Chicago: Paulina and Lunt.
Ah, a Chicago favorite....that is one of the best word plays there is!!!!
[QUOTE=Ghostface89]
So maybe he was on a street that rhymes with "vagina."
There are only two such streets in Chicago: Paulina and Lunt.[/QUOTE]
3 streets actually: Paulina, Melvina, & Lunt
[QUOTE=Ghostface89]I just can't believe the number of hot, sweet, young ladies working at Yellow Rose these days.[/quote]
Definitely worth your time to check it out. Had a very nice time chatting with one of them after the massage. Maybe next time we'll both be in our birthday suits when we are chatting afterwords! It seemed like she didn't really want me to leave.
One note, they will try to high-ball negotiate you at first. Stick to your original price and they will provide service with a smile!
40 door 1/2 hour, 40 tip, looks 8. 5, attitude 10.
Stopped in Friday. Greeted by decent mid-30's long haired asian fem. A 6 in my book with a decent figure. Opted for the half at .4. Received a decent massage semi firm/semi sensual. On the flip smiles and negotiations were finalized within mere moments. Menu was steep for cherry pickin! :p settled on a solid hr at .4. After forcing out my inner demon I received a little more work on my legs followed by a hot towel rinse.
Other than timing my enterance and exit vs. the light and all the traffic, it was a solid experience.
Blue.
Avoid tina at lisunias.
Not a good experience and very rude during the session.
1. Mercy. Downtown. Was pretty much a standard experience, with a decent looking provider, standard rates and finish. While the location is very convenient, the doorman was just way too obnoxious. Probably won't repeat.
2. Massage School. Older Korean lady (May? ). So-so massage (quite teasing, though). Standard rates and finish. Not too bad, and parking is easy, but nothing to be excited about either.
3. Alice-GT. Once, I had a new, rather cute girl who did a pretty decent job (good massage, actually) and got the HJ part done, but had the weird notion of not touching the most sensitive parts. Rather weird.
Tried it again. Not as cute a provider, but friendly and good massage. Topless very fast, pretended to enjoy me sucking on her nipples, and had no objections to me going down on her. Either she's a very good actor, or she really enjoyed it (stuffing pillow in her mouth and all). Returned the favor with BBBJ, Russian, etc. Etc. Never once mentioned the tip and was happy with standard. 4. Was just as happy when I saw her next time for the same program. I think this is the one I'll repeat.
What do you call the top person at a massage school?
I submit: "The Peter Principal."
[QUOTE=Mad Ivan]1. Mercy. Downtown. Was pretty much a standard experience, with a decent looking provider, standard rates and finish. While the location is very convenient, the doorman was just way too obnoxious. Probably won't repeat.
2. Massage School. Older Korean lady (May? ). So-so massage (quite teasing, though). Standard rates and finish. Not too bad, and parking is easy, but nothing to be excited about either.
3. Alice-GT. Once, I had a new, rather cute girl who did a pretty decent job (good massage, actually) and got the HJ part done, but had the weird notion of not touching the most sensitive parts. Rather weird.
Tried it again. Not as cute a provider, but friendly and good massage. Topless very fast, pretended to enjoy me sucking on her nipples, and had no objections to me going down on her. Either she's a very good actor, or she really enjoyed it (stuffing pillow in her mouth and all). Returned the favor with BBBJ, Russian, etc. Etc. Never once mentioned the tip and was happy with standard. 4. Was just as happy when I saw her next time for the same program. I think this is the one I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]
I experiencedthe no touching the important part also - i think here name was tina - i got off - but it was weird
[QUOTE=Mad Ivan]1. Mercy. Downtown. Was pretty much a standard experience, with a decent looking provider, standard rates and finish. While the location is very convenient, the doorman was just way too obnoxious. Probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]
Yep, that guy's like a rabid dog, I don't know what his problem is. Probably couldn't make it into the academy.
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Yep, that guy's like a rabid dog, I don't know what his problem is. Probably couldn't make it into the academy.[/QUOTE]
I just ignore him. He's a prick trying to get a rise out of people asking them where they are going.
Hi guys,
I've been lurking for a few weeks and decided that I'd finally give a place a try. I'll be coming back to Chicago in a few weeks once school is over. Anyway, I plan on visiting the school since I live right by there. Does the school have any young girls willing to offer extras, anyone worth asking for? Or would any of you recommend any other places on irving that have some young girls, nothing against the older women but I want someone that wont make me feel like I'm being take care of by one of my aunts.
I haven't been there, but Google shows 232 tenants in this building.
If you feel like a prankster, tell the doorman you want to go to #1700, the "Association of Retarded Citizens"
Limp, and say you are going to #210, "Accelerated Rehabilitation Center
Need a lawyer? #2700, "Law Offices of Konstantine Sparagis P.C. -
Fake a European accent? #2500, the Hungarian Consulate.
I shouldn't be that hard to get past this guy.
If you need an address on the 21st floor, tell him you are going to Alien Travel Services at #2102.
Again, I have not used any of these names before and I don't guarantee that they will work. But that would be my strategy in case I would try to get past the doorman.
[QUOTE=Iliketotouch]Hi guys,
I've been lurking for a few weeks and decided that I'd finally give a place a try. I'll be coming back to Chicago in a few weeks once school is over. Anyway, I plan on visiting the school since I live right by there. Does the school have any young girls willing to offer extras, anyone worth asking for? Or would any of you recommend any other places on irving that have some young girls, nothing against the older women but I want someone that wont make me feel like I'm being take care of by one of my aunts.[/QUOTE]Dear Student, do your homework.
Had a daydream in which I got off a little early from work and decided to hit up an Asian apt. Called the place whose location is listed as Elston. A male answered, asked if I had been there before. When I said no, he said girl not available today. Strike one. Called up a downtown location and was told I couldn't get in until 9:30. This was at 6:45 so I said no thanks. Strike two. Tried another apt. No answer. Strike three. Ended up at a j, hoping to try someone other than Joselin. Got my wish, paid the door fee(.40 for 30 min.) and went back with Jennifer. After the preliminaries, full menu was offered for 1.50. No oral examination and she positioned herself in a way that only allowed shallow exploration. Tried a different way but no luck. Also caught a strong smell of tuna. Finished up and left wishing I had stuck with Joselin. Since I was short on time and wanted the evening to end on a better note, I stopped at Elegant and saw Amy, who spent a lot of time below the Equator while I was on my stomach, which I like.