10 More Things that I've Learned.
[QUOTE=Blarharse;4184909]After jamming on SA hard as fuck for a week, here are things I have learned:
1. If you're searching for Latinas, only check the "Slim" box because every other box means fat-ass. An "athletic" Latina does not look like the captain of the swim team.
2. Fully 1/3 of female accounts must be bots. They include one photo, invariably a beautiful selfie or headshot, and a brief one-sentence profile consisting of some generic copy. They never reply. They also tend to list multiple locations, so the site gets more bang for the buck from the labor whom they are paying to create these fake profiles.
3. Any chick who initiates a DM is either a pro, a pig, or living in an impoverished country.
4. After a week on the site, 27 looks old as fuck to me.
5. After you favorite a chick, DM with her, text with her, exchange additional pics, agree on a type of arrangement and then make plans to meet, 50% flake at that moment. Not before, not after. Right at the moment of commitment.
6. The more copy a chick writes in her profile, the crazier she is.
7. The non-pros on the site really, really, really want to find some way to have a significant amount of non-transactional conversation with you so they can pretend that they're not engaged in the world's oldest profession..[/QUOTE]Ten more things I've Learned About the Bowl.
11. Any chick who shows big boobs in her pix who does not share a full body shot has a fat tummy.
12. If a SB says 21, she's 21. If a SB says 22 or 23, she either means it or she's 25-26. If a SB says 24, she might be 30. There are some hard-looking 24's out there, my friends. If a SB says anything older than 24, YMMV.
13. Every coffee date I've had leads to fucking. I think a lot of SD's must be grotesque monsters.
14. Every SB has tattoos and / or piercings unless she says specifically in her profile "no tattoos or piercings"
15. There are 4 main categories of SB's in the 18-24 age range of Whites, Asians and Latinas. They are either: (1) straight-up hookers; (2) college girls who are too lazy to get jobs; (3) single moms who are struggling; or (4) very pretty girls who are kind of amazed that a rockstar or billionaire hasn't already found them and thrown Ferraris at them.
16. There is no nudity on the site at all, not in public pix or private pix. Almost no SB's, including the straight-up hookers, like to text nudes. I've texted with 100 SB's and haven't received a single nude pic. I don't ask for them, but they don't offer them, even when they're completely DTF.
17. The Bowl is fucking addictive, like crack. Do I want to check to see if there are any new hot 20 year-olds in the area who are DTF? Why, yes. Yes, I do. Every 5 minutes.
18. Some chicks deactivate their accounts and set up new accounts with the same pix. I see this every day; some new profile with pix that I remember seeing recently. Maybe they're bots or maybe bitches be crazy, but this is definitely happening.
19.18 year-old on SA are not looking to fuck. They are just playing around and then bailing out.
20. You don't want to live too far away from a SB, but you also don't want to live too close. I made a coffee date with a girl and she asked me to pick her up at her address, which turned out to be 0. 2 miles from my house, according to Google Maps. It was a 5-minute walk from my house. When I told her that, she instantly blocked my profile.