Provider's Tip. Turn Adversity into Money #3 B
INSTEAD OF:
"[I]Sorry, the landlord called and he'e coming over to fix that leak. It's been leaking forever. Not my fault. Must cancel today.[/I]".
WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY IS:
[B]"Hey Rod! It might take somewhat longer today, but I won't even charge extra for it. The landlord is coming over to fix something. Why don't you come over soon.
We can get better acquainted while he is here. Your time won't even start 'til the landlord leaves. Win - Win for both of us! Yes!"[/B]
[U][i]Take a good look at the answers above ... I want my provider to be always looking for a way to be with me, not to cancel.[/i][/U]
Provider's Tip 10 - Please Don't Ask Me For a Loan. It Usually Doesn't Work Out Well
INSTEAD OF.
[I]My niece passed away. I need $300 for bus fare for Monday. You know I'm good for it. It'll be just a loan, or we can take it out in trade. OK?[/I]
TEXT THIS.
[B] Hi Rod. Special. Special. Tonight Thursday or Tomorrow night Friday. 9 PM to 7 AM ... all night long!!!! Just us! P.S. Let me sleep some, please! $400. Please call now. [/B] [I]This offer has been sent to a very few select gentlemen. Money will be used for a good cause.[/I].
I sure hope that's a far reaching promise
[QUOTE=KidKuddi;3834694]Is this a sex guide site or an english class. Smfh I mean some ya'll super "reaching" wit these Sneak disses. You think I don't know? I'm not worried about grammar typos. The message gets across. The fact you felt the need to try analyze my messages just shows how petty you are. I aint time time for a dude like you. So this will be my only response to your foolishness.[/QUOTE]Because trying to read your illiterate bullshit is impossible. In fact, you may want to eschew the board for a while and go do some functional skills classes. Go ahead - go look up eschew. We'll wait.
[QUOTE=Cincyjim;3835065]There are guys on here who where they're trying to get laid, don't care about their grammar.[/QUOTE]If he was as special as he lets on, he wouldn't be here trying to get laid. LOL.
Anyone else see this picture?
[QUOTE=KidKuddi;3832981]And why are you on this site posting again?? This a site for the guys to post and discuss yall. Nothing like an attention seeking hooker always having to post her 2 cents. Smh. Your 1 of the names I see on here posting frequently. Ummm I posted and asked if you did ANAL AND FETISHES. Why cause maybe I was thinking boit comming back to stick it uo your ass 1 day. Thats way didfferent from a simple fuck. Which yes I have had with you a lobg while back. You can save all the numbers you want. You act like we don't have more then one phone or app. LOL l. Only a rookie would assume that. Also blowing up?? Umm anyone I may have spoke to HAD MESSAGED ME FIRST answering my post. I would consider that blowing up. But FYI not EVERYONE that answered or I talked to had good things to say about you so for you to be tooting your own horn on here kike some flawless ho is funny cause I still have those messages. You do the kegs spreading (that's what your there for) and leave the lpsting and the site to us guys. Please STOP kissing A2 ass and agreeing with everything he says just cause he is the addmin. And I for 1 think the feature allowing girls we see to even be on here posting is a terrible festure. Just my opinion. But yea. I'm done even talking to you as you were the 1 who felt the need to get involved. I didn't seek out you. Like I said. I wasnt really impressed way back when. Ciao hun.[/QUOTE]KidKuddi. Eyebrows furrowed. Glancing rapidly back and forth, beet red face lit up by the monitor from his E machine. Sweat dripping. Looks down, rapidly, he angrily attacks his keyboard. I'm going to TEACH THEM his mind screams! Short fat fingers mashing the keys into submission until every got damn THEIR is they're for the got damn world to see! Then it's over. After he rereads his post, adds typos, he hits enter. DONE. His panties are moist with glee!
You're entitled to your opinion. Here's mine.
[QUOTE=KidKuddi;3832981]And why are you on this site posting again?? This a site for the guys to post and discuss yall. Nothing like an attention seeking hooker always having to post her 2 cents. Smh. Your 1 of the names I see on here posting frequently.
You do the kegs spreading (that's what your there for) and leave the lpsting and the site to us guys.
And I for 1 think the feature allowing girls we see to even be on here posting is a terrible festure.[/QUOTE]I agree with you on one point. This site is for us guys to get information about the girls. But I get additional information when the girls post their thoughts. It gives me more information about who they are and what they're like.
If all I wanted was a wet hole to stick my dick in I'd buy a blow-up doll and a bottle of lube. But personally, an intelligent girl with a nice personality and a sense of humor turns me on as much as her looks. These are things I learn about when a girl posts in this forum. I wish more of them would post. It probably would have saved me a few not-so-great visits.
LL.
Geesh this guy sure can hold a grudge
[QUOTE=KidKuddi;3835685]STILL ONE OF MY FAV. POSTS ALL TIME. Who remembers 2 years ago when I went on here and reported about sassy, and her being a heavy user and what not. And all these white knights came to her rescue. This guy in particular. Lmao. I even remember sassy comming on here saying some shit trying to say I was mad cause she we go to dinner. LOL all bullshit. She was just nervous cause I exposed her on here. But alot of you white knights came riding to her rescue. Then what happened very shortly after. Shewas all over the news being arrested in a high speed chase and drugs. Lock up and still currently locked. Talk about putting you're foot in your mouth. LOL STILL CALLING B. S. JOEYBOGUS? STILL THINK I didn't KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING about AND IT BEING BULLSHIT?? This is a good example of ACCURATE info I can provide and a perfect example how guys on here will rip a dude apart and clown on him for no reason when he actually telling the truth but the just don't want to believe it cause they maybe smitten with that girl ir they just want to bad mouth me or what I'm saying in hopes to gain brownie points with the girl. Happens here all the time. PERFECT EXAMPLE.[/QUOTE]For the record, he was right about Sass. It's sad how she went downhill. HOWEVER, she was always a doll with me. That's what I will remember.
Thanks to those who are intelligent
[QUOTE=JoeBogus;3836021]For the record, he was right about Sass. It's sad how she went downhill. HOWEVER, she was always a doll with me. That's what I will remember.[/QUOTE]Lmao right. If he in fact met me, how do you not know what ethnicity I am. Smh ans YES you blew him up. He showed me your ridiculous absurd questions aakinv hia dick size. Maybe that's whata wrong with you and why you bash us females so bad. Your a fuxkin faggot. Eureka! I figured it out. That can be the only reason you want asshole an dick size lmmfao lmmfao and also as luvin said. Some men appreciate a woman with opinions and a sense of humor. Fuxk off kuddi you a joke for us all to laugh at and that's exactly what we are all doing. Laughing. At. YOU ans your ignorance LOL.