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Mpd
The circus is in town, the circus is in town. Driving up North Ave this morning the police had their parade of squads and the huge van with the lights flashing again. Three squads and the monster truck to bring attention to prostitution in the area. Oh My! Maybe I'll get a good parking spot at Jakes today.
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[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1418689]I'm guessing the poundage.[/QUOTE]I kinda figure that too cause its hard for me to imagine a bbw asking for 300+ in donation.
Since this is the general forum, let me ask. When does a girl go from bbw to fat? Is there even a difference?
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Why not an anonymous call to the police?
[QUOTE=BER1956; 1418082]Hey Guys, We have a problem. There is a couple of guys out there calling escorts for an outcall on south 27th. Once they get to the room they rob the escort of there money. My favorite girl just called me balling her head off and told me what happened. They can't call the police. They can't do anything about it. Now she is afraid to do outcalls. Can't blame her. I told her to go to a pay phone if there is still one around and tell the motel what is going on and hang up.
Yes, I got pissed when I got ripped off from Daisy. But to rip off probably 1 of the best escorts around is nuts. She just started working again because she had to move because of snoopy neighbors.
We can't trust the escorts we don't know and they can't trust potentially new clients.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=BER1956; 1418218]My favorite girl called me this afternoon balling her head off. She went to do an outcall on south 27 and when she got to the room there were 2 guys that robbed her. What a concept, rob and escort because who are they going to call.
I know I was pissed when I got ripped off from an escort. But that is really low in my book. Now she doesn't want to do outcalls. Can't blame her can we. I told her to find a pay phone and tell the Motel what happened and hang up. This provider is one of the best
And the nicest there is. I promised her I would see her tomorrow.
How many other girls did this happen too?[/QUOTE]This story sounds fishy. I had a gal called a couple of years ago about an hour after I saw her. She gave me a great session and I gave her a nice tip after she convinced me of her sob story (no man, no money, and 3 kids). She called to tell me she just got robbed. Turns out her dealer robbed her by not showing up with the drugs.
Why would anyone want to rob an escort in a No-tel? Whats the most they might have? $200? Where's there pimp? Where's there boyfriend? Where's there husband? No girl operates out of a 27th St No-tel unless she has someone watching her back.
I don't believe I've ever had an escort show up with money. Why? To make change for a $500 bill?
Sounds like this gal didn't get her drugs and is hoping to find someone to feel sorry for her and refund her money.
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[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1418786]This story sounds fishy. I had a gal called a couple of years ago about an hour after I saw her. She gave me a great session and I gave her a nice tip after she convinced me of her sob story (no man, no money, and 3 kids). She called to tell me she just got robbed. Turns out her dealer robbed her by not showing up with the drugs.
Why would anyone want to rob an escort in a No-tel? Whats the most they might have? $200? Where's there pimp? Where's there boyfriend? Where's there husband? No girl operates out of a 27th St No-tel unless she has someone watching her back.
I don't believe I've ever had an escort show up with money. Why? To make change for a $500 bill?
Sounds like this gal didn't get her drugs and is hoping to find someone to feel sorry for her and refund her money.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but this is not a drug user except for pot. She has no pimp or boyfriend at this time. She just moved and was headed to buy more furnishings for her new apartment after the appointment. This girl is one real sweet heart.
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Really?
[QUOTE=BER1956;1419032]Sorry, but this is not a drug user except for pot. She has no pimp or boyfriend at this time. She just moved and was headed to buy more furnishings for her new apartment after the appointment. This girl is one real sweet heart.[/QUOTE]If you think that! I see why she called you with that story! LMAO!
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[QUOTE=BER1956;1419032]Sorry, but this is not a drug user except for pot. She has no pimp or boyfriend at this time. She just moved and was headed to buy more furnishings for her new apartment after the appointment. This girl is one real sweet heart.[/QUOTE]Hey a friend of mine in Africa has a zillion dollars you can have all you have to do is give me $1k and ill arrange it. LOL
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[QUOTE=JohneDrama;1420064]Hey a friend of mine in Africa has a zillion dollars you can have all you have to do is give me $1k and ill arrange it. LOL[/QUOTE]Not everyone out there is on crack or something else. When you see one and she has her own place, no pimp or boy freind, pays her bills, she must be doing something right.
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[QUOTE=BER1956;1421047]Not everyone out there is on crack or something else. When you see one and she has her own place, no pimp or boy freind, pays her bills, she must be doing something right.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately those are very few and very far between. And you only know what she tells you, and that isn't always the truth.
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Wh0res and p0liticans
[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1421138]Unfortunately those are very few and very far between. And you only know what she tells you, and that isn't always the truth.[/QUOTE]Given the choice, I would believe the wh0re before I would believe the p0litician. But just barely.
In order of disbelief:
P0litician.
Wh0re.
Email from Nigeria.
Used car salesman.
Brother-in-Law.
Insurance Salesman.
Clergy.
Parents.
Your mom.
Teachers.
Guy at Water cooler.
B1tch in the cubicle next to me who always seems to know what's going on.
Guy at bar.
Ad on TV.
Print ad.
Print ad with coupon.
Spouse.
Your Spouse.
Your Spouse if I'm getting ready to bang her.
*Wh0re.
I know, I listed working girl twice, but it depends on whether I'm listening to her before or after the blow job. If she throws that coochie in the air and it doesn't smell like carry-out from JJ's Fish at the end of the day, then I'll believe it when she says "I'm clean baby. I got nuthin'." If it's been a couple of weeks since I've tapped anything, I'll believe those track marks are bedbug bites and that she's really an MBA candidate who's just trying to earn next semester's tuition."I's be a MBA after I gets my CNA."
I quit believing clergy when they told me that 1.) It's a sin to drink ANY alcohol. 2.) It's a sin to eat meat on Friday. 3.) It's a sin to eat pork. 4.) It's a sin to celebrate my birthday. 5.) It's a sin to drink caffeine. 6.) It's a sin to dance. 7.) It's a sin listen to rock music. 8.) It's a sin to pray with other people not of my denomination. 9.) It's a sin to date inter-racially. 10.) It's a sin for a woman's face to be seen in public. 11.) It's a sin to shove my finger up someone else's wife's ass while cumming on the husband's picture and fantasizing about their teenage daughter while playing a harmonica.
So there you have it. My list of people I believe and when. It's amazing how the wh0re can change from bottom to top so quickly, but she can.
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Working girls and politicians, both one of the same.
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[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1421195]Given the choice, I would believe the wh0re before I would believe the p0litician. But just barely.
In order of disbelief:
P0litician.
Wh0re.
Email from Nigeria.
Used car salesman.
Brother-in-Law.
Insurance Salesman.
Clergy.
Parents.
Your mom.
Teachers.
Guy at Water cooler.
B1tch in the cubicle next to me who always seems to know what's going on.
Guy at bar.
Ad on TV.
Print ad.
Print ad with coupon.
Spouse.
Your Spouse.
Your Spouse if I'm getting ready to bang her.
*Wh0re.[/QUOTE]You forgot lawyers.
And leo.
B. U.
Play safe
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Lawyers
[QUOTE=B. U. ; 1421376]You forgot lawyers.
And leo.
B. U.
Play safe[/QUOTE]It's hard to categorize lawyers. If the lawyer says "Sorry kid, you're fucked," I believe him.
If he says "Don't worry kid, I won't fuck you," I don't believe him.
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[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1421195]Given the choice, I would believe the wh0re before I would believe the p0litician. But just barely.
It's a sin to shove my finger up someone else's wife's ass while cumming on the husband's picture and fantasizing about their teenage daughter while playing a harmonica.
]And to think all these years I was the only one commiting variations of this sin.
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Lawyers
[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1421450]It's hard to categorize lawyers. If the lawyer says "Sorry kid, you're fucked," I believe him.
If he says "Don't worry kid, I won't fuck you," I don't believe him.[/QUOTE]Lawyers can be mongers too.