You look so much like a COP
Hi All. I have to tell you all about something very funny that happened today. I was on Lee and gasds up the SUV at the Chevron at the corner of Wymore. Saw a cute little little spinner WSW w / short blond hair walk across the lot and into the store. The whole time she was looking around and giving smiles. I headed into the store and jumped in line behind her, all she had was a bottle of water and a lighter. She saw me and smiles. I said,"Hi" and she asked if I had 50 cents she could use, I offered to pay for the water and lighter, I also offered her a ride since it was hot as hell outside.
We left the store and began to walk up to my white Ford Explorer and she began freaking out, yelling that I was a UC LEO and she wasn't getting in my car. She took off down Wymore, yelling that I even looked like a COP and left me standing there with a bottle of water and lighter. Way to funny.
Some of my fellow mongers who know me, have seen my white Ford Explorer and know I am a clean cut white guy with short hair. Though it is really funny. I take offence that she thinks I look like a COP. I am not fat and don't spend all day waisting my time trying to arrest people for wanting to get a nut off. LOL.
Anyway. I thought you all might find this funny. Be safe,
Surf Out!!!
Even I have my standards.
cruising down a road in o-town today not at all known for sw's, when the hodar went off full tilt. i know that look and that type of walk. turned around to park in a perfect parking lot to observe. sure enough, a young wsw comes looking in my direction. she smiled at me and came on over to the passenger window. she asked me for a ride to somewhere i'd never heard of. i said,"where do you want to go?" she smiled and said,"anywhere you want to take me is fine." that's when i got the good look. she had a hoodie on, there was a reason. guys, this girl was so butt ugly that is was difficult to even look at her. my lord, mother nature has been very cruel to this poor girl. even though she has a decent, thin body from what i could tell, i just couldn't get the image of her face out of my mind. i simply had to pass.
if any members want to know where she was walking, just pm me. like i said nice bod, hideous face. she may be **** also. i never got that far talking to her.
the street i saw her on is def not a traditional pickup street. hell, i could've talked to her for fifteen minutes through the window without fear of leo coming around.