Massage Parlor Reports

Thanks Paytoplay88. Her bolt ons were some of the best I've ever held. Did not take away too much.
If I could just find someone with a body like her and the attitude of an over the hill masseuse that really needs to make the rent. Now that would be a find. I bet bmalibu has a few that he is keeping to himself. I sure do miss his reports.

[QUOTE=Paytoplay88]Awesome report. And my experience was much the same without the BBBJ. She made it feel too much like a transaction. Sell me the illusion a little you know? Oh, and yes fellas, her body is that good and the part about the enhancements are absolutely on point. But I'd give her a nine with the augmentation because they were nicely done.[/QUOTE]

Yes, she suggested BBFS. In a different day and age, it would be great, but now days its just too scary.

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5]So you are saying she offered BBFS? Whoa! That's crazy, but good idea you declined. Who knows who's been banging it. I don't imagine I could ever do BBFS no matter how fine the therapist.[/QUOTE]

BBFS is way better and less restriction from the cover, but if you're not afraid of letting your "tool" contacting someone residue or previous monger's leftover then I don't see any problem at all. However, if you fear of getting STD then put on the cover for your protection.

[QUOTE=Hornilius69]BBFS is way better and less restriction from the cover, but if you're not afraid of letting your "tool" contacting someone residue or previous monger's leftover then I don't see any problem at all. However, if you fear of getting STD then put on the cover for your protection.[/QUOTE]As hot as she is, the fact that she would even offer it is a red flag for me. Maybe I'm cynical but I think most of these providers dislike us (for the most part). So if they get a chance to screw us over (not literally) they'll take it. Unfortunately some of us mongerers are just as bad to them. I've read the horror stories on here about guys having to 'piss out glass' and I'll pass. Like the great poet from Compton said, '. Ain't no loving good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it. Yeah.' Like the B-man said BE SAFE. Remember, we don't want to take any of the hobby home with us to possibly share.

As for Cindy, I just thought of something; maybe it is the lube she uses? She was oddly tight and there seemed to be a lot of friction. That coupled with a table that was just to short and too small eliminated getting into a good position for me. Plus she refused CG because she said it would be too much penetration. She is definitely a 9 on looks but a 5-6 on service. If/when I go next, I'm going for Ivy. I've heard nothing but good things about her.

Hey guys,

I've got a place I can share with you. I can PM the location to any of you (if you have a lot of posts. And yes, I recognize the irony of that statement).

Its a two story place near Santa Ana/Tustin. It has a typically small lobby with the receptionist area behind a glass window and a locked door leading back to the rooms. On the way back to the room, I passed 2 providers talking in their 'relaxation room' and a total of 3-4 rooms. The women were older and their ages ranged from 32-40 yrs old, while their looks ranged from 6/10.6.5/10. You'd probably want to avoid it unless you like 32-40 yr old talent. I've been to this location twice and the best talent is the lady who seems to run the place. She is asian (not Japanese or Vietnamese, possible Korean or Phillipino), 5'6, 125lbs with tanned skin and her face is a little buttery if you know what I mean. She is about 32-36 years old and gives the impression of a good DD rack (most of it is a padded bra and you get about a C cup if you pay the extra cash to see them). She clearly works out and keeps in shape. She filled out her jeans (boo) pretty nicely as she wasn't overly skinny or fat, but had a shapely, athletic figure. This is just a HJ hamlet according to mama. Maybe YMMV but I doubt you would want it to due to the prices. Now the price list. And it had hidden charges.

The massage was ok and there was a little sack stroking which let me know the place was good to go. On the flip I exposed and asked for some assistance. She played a little dumb and I guided her hand to the spot I needed help with. At this point she realized Ellie was not in the building and asked broke out the oil. I went to stroke on her massive looking jugs but she avoided my hands. Bummer.

She let me know.40 for HJ. I was cool with it. But when I asked her to take off her top, she said 'if you wanted it topless it would be $.'. Yeah, that is not a typo. The extra charge for a topless HJ was more than the freaking HJ itself! The quote I got for FS (although they never do that there! ) was $$$$$. For that, I could have 3 sessions with an 8-9 at the AC. I figured I'd never go back there again so I dropped the.60 extra to see her funbags. I was disappointed to say the least when I saw that most of her breasts went away with her bra. They were still very good C's that were firm and natural. They probably would have seemed more spectacular had my hopes for bigger breasts not been built up due to the wonder bra and padding! The HJ was not very good; It felt rushed with a weak technique. Maybe the mama was just not into me, but I won't be back to find out. As I was getting dressed she asked how I found out about this place and I let her know that a 'friend' had let me know. She asked who and I said 'John' and described the average guy. She said they had been there awhile and kept a low profile. She then mentioned this website, MPR and one other site and said that they hate it because it could get them busted if people reported on them.

This spot is an 'avoid' IMHO. For those who know the area, this isn't on Ponderosa.

[QUOTE=Paytoplay88]
I've got a place I can share with you. I can PM the location to any of you (if you have a lot of posts. And yes, I recognize the irony of that statement).[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the nice report Paytoplay88.

It's good to respect their wishes not mentioning their name on the board.
Some places are in it for as much as they can make, as fast as they can make it.
Others are in it for the long haul. They are very picky about the clients they want to come back. But, keep those they want for many years.

I have one place I've been going to for almost 10 years and another almost 4 years.

Not to say I don't yearn for the strange, but it's nice to have a constant place to come back to that you know what you're getting.

I hear you on the regular places to go. I always have a couple regular spots to rely on. However, you need to keep exploring as most spots don't last that long. And sadly, the ladies get older and sometimes don't stay in shape. I also have a place I have gone to for 8 years. They moved twice but I kept in touch. I saw the same lady about once a month. However she seems to be adding about 3 pounds a year besides getting older, LOL

My rule of thumb is to try at least one new place each month on the MP scene. This keeps me informed on what is out there.

PaytoPlay, I know the spot you speak of. Your visit was very similar to the several I have had there. There are decent but do charge more than the going rate. BTW, mama is Vietnamese.



[QUOTE=Bushman426]Thanks for the nice report Paytoplay88.

It's good to respect their wishes not mentioning their name on the board.
Some places are in it for as much as they can make, as fast as they can make it.
Others are in it for the long haul. They are very picky about the clients they want to come back. But, keep those they want for many years.

I have one place I've been going to for almost 10 years and another almost 4 years.

Not to say I don't yearn for the strange, but it's nice to have a constant place to come back to that you know what you're getting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5]So you are saying she offered BBFS? Whoa! That's crazy, but good idea you declined. Who knows who's been banging it. I don't imagine I could ever do BBFS no matter how fine the therapist.

I had a hard time getting finished with her; she seems to be in a hurry and that kills the mood for me. A few months ago I had a half hour with her and after switching to multiple positions I couldn't cum. With Ivy I had no problem cumming. Anyway, Cindy pulls off the condom and gives me a BBBJ. As I cum in her mouth...[/QUOTE]I've had a few issues with 2 other girls their giving me CBBJ. I didn't cum quick enough and were about to take it off and give it to me BB.

[QUOTE=Krew1]Where is Ac# 6. newbie here. trying to figure out where the heck these spots are. lol. i hear of go kart places and Ac#6. i just wanna go to a legit place in anaheim. maybe some latina meat.[/QUOTE]Newbie newbie newbie, did you look in the spanish throw aways? Always latina AMPs in there. Go Cart is so easy, just look up the place in Irvine that does the cool go-carts. Its an indoor race place. AMP is behind there in the back corner. Sheesh don't become a detective ok? AC is next to an animal clinic on katella. Its around the address of 10***. Look up animal clinics near that address and you got it. I would just tell you the address but then you would owe me a HE.

[QUOTE=Bushman426]I ask her if she has another cover. She says “don’t worry about it, you having hard time, just put in”. Now I’ll be honest, from somewhere deep inside that old teenager came out and started to move forward. Luckily, My big head took over in time, and I said “NO”. After that I just couldn’t get back into it. That body is amazing, but I don’t think I will be back to see her again.

Take care out there and BE SAFE my fellow mongers![/QUOTE]

Good call. From other reports it seems that she's willing to take more risks, which is bad news for us!

[QUOTE=Cash Value] Go Cart is so easy, just look up the place in Irvine that does the cool go-carts. Its an indoor race place. AMP is behind there in the back corner. Sheesh don't become a detective ok?[/QUOTE]I must be a terrible detective too... found go-carts, but no luck with MP. Is it still open? Saw Chiro right up front just to the north, but that's all I could find, and I am pretty sure that isn't the right spot!

Thank you for the PM guys!

[QUOTE=Monkey1234]I must be a terrible detective too... found go-carts, but no luck with MP. Is it still open? Saw Chiro right up front just to the north, but that's all I could find, and I am pretty sure that isn't the right spot![/QUOTE]

Yes, as far as I know, they BOTH are open. There are three buildings, one is on the street, facing the street. Nothing in there. In the building facing the go carts, one of them is in the 1st two or three suites you pass.
The second, is in the most rear building, in the far corner.

So I took him to a few animal hospitals, but the sixth one healed him. He was laid on the table and serviced by Dr. Ivy. Very cute Viet girl, wearing tight jeans and a revealing shirt came in after her "sister" massaged me, then went down for a bbbj. Was in the mood for some 69, then cfs included cg, rcg, then rubber off for hjtc. Dog feels much better. .40/$

Thanks to all the previous contributors for helping me find this place!

[QUOTE=B Malibu]So I took him to a few animal hospitals, but the sixth one healed him. He was laid on the table and serviced by Dr. Ivy. Very cute Viet girl, wearing tight jeans and a revealing shirt came in after her "sister" massaged me, then went down for a bbbj. Was in the mood for some 69, then cfs included cg, rcg, then rubber off for hjtc. Dog feels much better. .40/$

Thanks to all the previous contributors for helping me find this place![/QUOTE]Love your sense of humor!