Massage Parlor Reports

It's obvious most of these mongers aren't going to win the fucking Pulitzer Prize for Creative Writing, but let me get this straight.

You brought $40 entry plus a Benji for "tip." Or you just paid $40 for a half hour, you fucked her, and stiffed her on the tip? (gave her zero)

Or she asked $160, and you told her you were going to go home and get it, but you paid her only $100, stiffing her out of the $60 dollars more she expected?

You can read on these boards 99% of mongers want to get service first, then tip at the end. Now you can see first hand WHY these girls ALWAYS ask for tip first. Because they fuck some monger at the risk of disease and imprisonment, and get nothing sometimes because they get gamed. Kind of like going to Denny's, order up a steak and eggs, and run out without paying, but worse.

I understand often they ask for 1. 6 & that's too much.

If I don't think its worth it, I either A.) just get a massage, and tip accordingly to quality & effort in massage ($5 to $20 for a legit massage) B.) just get HE for a lower price C.) negotiate for a reasonable price or, D. ) walk out early in the session, so I can get a different gal or a refund.

What I DON'T want to do is agree to pay them their inflated price, and at the end stiff them or rip them off. That's what I would try to avoid.

Never pay more than 40 dollars per HHr to the House. Do Not pay tip in advance before services are rendered. You may have to negotiate the tip before hand but never agree to more than 100 bucks for FS. In the rare few occasions the provider gives you ultimate exceptional service, then it's OK to give an extra 20 above the standard fare.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Ziggy12;1874517]So this is fucking embarrassing but I'm going to share it anyway. So I went in there and was taken into a room where the girl sat me down on the bed and started rubbing my crotch and was straight forward and asked me what I wanted. I asked for what she offers and she read me her menu CBJ HJ and FS. I said FS so then she told me it was $1. 6 (I didn't know whether that was a fair price or not considering it was my first time doing this). ANYWAY, I only had a $1 with me. Told her I'm low on cash and that I would return hahahaha. Go home bust out my secret stash and take exactly $1. 6. I didn't know that I had to give a little extra or else I would've taken more. So after we were done she was just waiting there on the bed, I think hoping that I would drop a little extra but instead I just got dressed said "thank you, have a nice day" and left.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1876043]Never pay more than 40 dollars per HHr to the House. Do Not pay tip in advance before services are rendered. You may have to negotiate the tip before hand but never agree to more than 100 bucks for FS. In the rare few occasions the provider gives you ultimate exceptional service, then it's OK to give an extra 20 above the standard fare.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]Well, thats good advice, but most K-FS places charge $50 for hh. And while I agree with the $100 for FS, that means you should avoid an V-girl places. (not that I go to those, but I know they always want 140+

Who the hell wrote this drivel? Its almost comical. I can see how something like this can scare customers away. I copied this from their BP ad.

"Upon entering we greet each other & U R shown 2 a private room. U go in & get comfortable. Soon, I join U. I come closer 2 U whisper & Tickle U w / my tongue. We gently caress 1 another & explore each others bodies. Slowly our bodies intimately grind against 1 another. Every breath has us deeper into each other. Our hearts beat faster, our breathing gets hot N heavy the anticipation builds and then We- Come. See, feel, hear, taste, & touch what happens next! Only at BEDAZZLED"

It seems they are encouraging another visit from the local authorities.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami; 1876777]Who the hell wrote this drivel? Its almost comical. I can see how something like this can scare customers away. I copied this from their BP ad.

"Upon entering we greet each other & U R shown 2 a private room. U go in & get comfortable. Soon, I join U. I come closer 2 U whisper & Tickle U w / my tongue. We gently caress 1 another & explore each others bodies. Slowly our bodies intimately grind against 1 another. Every breath has us deeper into each other. Our hearts beat faster, our breathing gets hot N heavy the anticipation builds and then We- Come. See, feel, hear, taste, & touch what happens next! Only at BEDAZZLED"[/QUOTE]

So it appears that my recent posts have caused a bit of confusion. I apologize, and I figure that some clarification is in order.

I walked into the AMP and right away the girl took me to the back room. She sat me down and told me this costs that and that costs this etc. I only had $1. But her FS was $1. 6. I left to go get the remaining $.6 and then returned. The same girl that had greeted me the first time was present and once again she took me to back and sat me down. She asked if I had the $1. 6 and I said yes. So I paid first and she told me to stay put and get undressed. I literally waited for about 20 mins (I was a little worried at this point) but soon the girl returned and asked to lie on my stomach. After the deed was done I got dressed and as I stated previously, the masseur looked like she was expecting something extra, but unfortunately for her I was new the game and didn't bring anything extra for her tip. BTW she never asked if I wanted HHr or Hr, she just hit me with the prices and asked me what I wanted. At this time I didn't know that prices were negotiable so I didn't try to get a lower price, I just paid the full $1. 6

After this first experience I have always made sure to carry a little extra and tip the girl accordingly. I've given most girls at least $.2, regardless of their performance. Although there have been a couple girls that have been OUTSTANDING where I don't mind dropping a little more than usual. I hope that this clarifies some the questions you guys had towards my first posts.

Hey guys,

Help a traveling brother out please. Staying in Dana point and don't have a lay of the land as its my first time here. Looked up backpage but found little help other than the very generally worded ads. I'm looking for an Asian spa, local if there is one. Any recommendations would be appreciated. BBBJs are always nice to hear of!

And if your ever in DC, I can repay the favor without hesitation.

Thanks,

MnV

Yes! I now avoid "V" places like the plague. They make used car sales reps look good.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;1876501]Well, thats good advice, but most K-FS places charge $50 for hh. And while I agree with the $100 for FS, that means you should avoid an V-girl places. (not that I go to those, but I know they always want 140+[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1877197]Hey guys,

Help a traveling brother out please. Staying in Dana point and don't have a lay of the land as its my first time here. Looked up backpage but found little help other than the very generally worded ads. I'm looking for an Asian spa, local if there is one. Any recommendations would be appreciated. BBBJs are always nice to hear of!

And if your ever in DC, I can repay the favor without hesitation.

Thanks,

MnV[/QUOTE]I tried sending you a PM, but your box if full. Another local review site has reviews of some DP joints, but if you're mobile, there's a ton of options north of you. Enjoy!

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;1876501]Well, thats good advice, but most K-FS places charge $50 for hh. And while I agree with the $100 for FS, that means you should avoid an V-girl places. (not that I go to those, but I know they always want 140+[/QUOTE]I ditto that AsianPussy!

The Tall Man

First time here, saw the BP ad. Place is a dump. Ugly old Latina named Lucy gave me a lame 3 minute rub down then had me flip and told me it was 80 for a CBJ and 120 for FS. I politeley declined got up and wanted to get my money back and blond latina MMS with big tits said no and that I had been there for 30 minutes already! Haha! Obviously wouldn't give me my door fee back, which I didn't want to make a big fuss about, but hopefully this post will keep their business away or get them shut the fuck down! I'm off to their competitor to spend lots of money!

Avoid!

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-latinas-spaerotic-massage-you-choose-your-masseuse-23/30176835[/url]

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1877197]Hey guys,

Help a traveling brother out please. Staying in Dana point and don't have a lay of the land as its my first time here. Looked up backpage but found little help other than the very generally worded ads. I'm looking for an Asian spa, local if there is one. Any recommendations would be appreciated. BBBJs are always nice to hear of!

And if your ever in DC, I can repay the favor without hesitation.

Thanks,

MnV[/QUOTE]Clear your box Moonie, tried to enlighten you but your maxed out in the PM.

BTW, Ask BMalibu too, he is the expert in OC LOL right B?

PC out

Its my experience that when in Vietnam the V pussy isn't worth $10, once here in the good Ole USA of fucking A, the white gentleman have conceded to pay too MUCH!

PC out

Hi guys! I am new here but I will provide some knowledge on the places I have been. I am awful with the girl's names hahaha.

Jo Jie spa in garden grove is my favorite spot (massages are lacking and rushed but the girls are gorgeous. 20s V-girls so if you don't like them be aware)

Zen massage off Brookhurts used to be my favorite place for the quality of the massage, went there recently the same provider who I always get said no more.

Green massage off commonwealth in fullerton is a K-massage with providers that look 30+, quality massage, HE.

Great massage also in fullerton gave me a total GFE, she kissed me, licked my chest / nipples, gave me awesome massage and HE.

(sorry they are not in detail, tried to provide almost all my knowledge at once)

Do I detect a little bit of anger or frustration?

Has anyone ever been to this girl?

I'm thinking of TOFTT. But before I do, I was curious if anyone has ever visited.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-asian-japanese-hot-special-120-6195190460-22/34820487[/url]

Anyone have any info on this girl. I know the pics aren't real, they never are for these Asian Massage girls. I was just wonder what kind of experience the rest of you had.

[QUOTE=TMoons; 1878192]Has anyone ever been to this girl?

I'm thinking of TOFTT. But before I do, I was curious if anyone has ever visited.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-asian-japanese-hot-special-120-6195190460-22/34820487[/url]

Anyone have any info on this girl. I know the pics aren't real, they never are for these Asian Massage girls. I was just wonder what kind of experience the rest of you had.[/QUOTE]My experience is: There is no summer and the pics are fake. Its a 35+ unattractive Chinese girl in a cheap hotel who will fuck you for $150. For your money, you're better off with one of the many Kamps where you can get FS with a hot girl for the same price.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;1878336]My experience is: There is no summer and the pics are fake. Its a 35+ unattractive Chinese girl in a cheap hotel who will fuck you for $150. For your money, you're better off with one of the many Kamps where you can get FS with a hot girl for the same price.[/QUOTE]That's what I figured. This is why it's better to ask before shelling out the cash. Sometimes it's necessary to TOFTT, but it's always smart to recon if you can before taking that bullet.

Thanks again AP.

[QUOTE=TMoons; 1878192]Has anyone ever been to this girl?

I'm thinking of TOFTT. But before I do, I was curious if anyone has ever visited.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-asian-japanese-hot-special-120-6195190460-22/34820487[/url]

Anyone have any info on this girl. I know the pics aren't real, they never are for these Asian Massage girls. I was just wonder what kind of experience the rest of you had.[/QUOTE]Girl in pic is famous pro model. The duck forget name but the duck know girl in pic will not be the one you get in ad.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;1878336]My experience is: There is no summer and the pics are fake. Its a 35+ unattractive Chinese girl in a cheap hotel who will fuck you for $150. For your money, you're better off with one of the many Kamps where you can get FS with a hot girl for the same price.[/QUOTE]You will be close. You will get her Ugly Auntie.

Hey there, first time poster.

Just wanted to share a good experience I had recently. Sorry for the brevity, I'm on my phone and on break.

Anyway, I tried this place in Stanton, named after a Prince song. Amazing experience. Walked in, paid. 4 to the house. Girl named ana came in. Gave a good massage, gorgeous woman. Asked if I wanted everything. I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't bring enough, but I plan on going back. She gave a great basic he though.

[QUOTE=Hegemonwiggin; 1878960]Hey there, first time poster.

Just wanted to share a good experience I had recently. Sorry for the brevity, I'm on my phone and on break.

Anyway, I tried this place in Stanton, named after a Prince song. Amazing experience. Walked in, paid. 4 to the house. Girl named ana came in. Gave a good massage, gorgeous woman. Asked if I wanted everything. I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't bring enough, but I plan on going back. She gave a great basic he though.[/QUOTE]I went there too and got P*s. Hhr $40. She is 20+, had a cute face, natural Bs, on the chubby side (has stretchmarks from kid I assume). The walls don't go all the way up so you can hear everything outside and vice versa. No massage really offered, average CBJ topless. She's nice but no GFE, no eye contact, no smile. The plaza pretty much revolves around mongering with 3 places in there. This was all biz for .80, not horrible but I won't repeat. I prefer getting a decent massage even if it only results in HE.

Long time lurker and monger. Thought I'd start sharing instead of just taking. Went to LF Muirlands 101 in the medical building and got Mimi. She is a V. 20+ on the thick side. Not much of a looker but better than some Aunties out there. Paid 40 for hhr. Gave me a decent massage with some teasing before the flip. Lots of ball and a$$ attention during the HE. Standard .40 left but will not repeat with her. I still see Mia who works here on Th and F.

I tried 777 a couple of weeks ago. 40 to get in. Average looking and under 30 V-girl (I think). She seemed to be getting over a cold. Weak rub for about 15 minutes. Was told that everything was not available, but was offered mouth for 100. Wasn't feeling it so I said no. She went back to rubbing my ankle. I said, `I feel better now, thanks, ' got dressed and left. No refund on the 40 which was OK. Hopefully this helps someone.

[QUOTE=Hegemonwiggin; 1878960]Hey there, first time poster.

Just wanted to share a good experience I had recently. Sorry for the brevity, I'm on my phone and on break.

Anyway, I tried this place in Stanton, named after a Prince song. Amazing experience. Walked in, paid. 4 to the house. Girl named ana came in. Gave a good massage, gorgeous woman. Asked if I wanted everything. I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't bring enough, but I plan on going back. She gave a great basic he though.[/QUOTE]Sign of the times? Raspberry berret? Which one?

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1878004]Its my experience that when in Vietnam the V pussy isn't worth $10, once here in the good Ole USA of fucking A, the white gentleman have conceded to pay too MUCH!

PC out[/QUOTE]True that statement! From your lips to gods ears. The very best pussy I have had, bar none, korean, clean and sweet tasting.

The Tall Man

[QUOTE=HegemonWiggin; 1878960]Hey there, first time poster.

Just wanted to share a good experience I had recently. Sorry for the brevity, I'm on my phone and on break.

Anyway, I tried this place in Stanton, named after a Prince song. Amazing experience. Walked in, paid. 4 to the house. Girl named ana came in. Gave a good massage, gorgeous woman. Asked if I wanted everything. I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't bring enough, but I plan on going back. She gave a great basic he though.[/QUOTE]This is a little to obscure, what is the name of the place or location. I really don't track his songs.

[QUOTE=Statman;1879099]Sign of the times? Raspberry berret? Which one?[/QUOTE]Purple Rain

[QUOTE=The Tall Man; 1879566]True that statement! From your lips to gods ears. The very best pussy I have had, bar none, korean, clean and sweet tasting.

The Tall Man[/QUOTE]Amen. While Viet might be a bit more of the eye candy, there's nothing like a Korean woman to make you feel like a man.

Although, if you date one, they can be crazy. At least, my ex was. Hahah o_O

[QUOTE=B Malibu; 1877618]First time here, saw the BP ad. Place is a dump. Ugly old Latina named Lucy gave me a lame 3 minute rub down then had me flip and told me it was 80 for a CBJ and 120 for FS. I politeley declined got up and wanted to get my money back and blond latina MMS with big tits said no and that I had been there for 30 minutes already! Haha! Obviously wouldn't give me my door fee back, which I didn't want to make a big fuss about, but hopefully this post will keep their business away or get them shut the fuck down! I'm off to their competitor to spend lots of money!

Avoid!

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-latinas-spaerotic-massage-you-choose-your-masseuse-23/30176835[/url][/QUOTE]Funny story. I've been checking this place out for a while. I did some recon a few weeks ago, called ahead to see how many girls were workin, and ran the address on google maps. From google maps you can see what appears to be a long dirt driveway that leads to a house. I decided to see my girl lilah instead, I love that *****! By the way, mari mar is fine as hell too! I broke my rule and lightly licked and sucked on her pussy for a bit, I couldn't resist. Anyways, I'm ok with the trashy dumpy look because it kinda reminds me of Tijuana so I might give it a go, but ill try to pick a girl before I pay. Thanks for the info B.

I will be visiting OC in a few days. Within walking distance to Star Acupressure, which looks like it has good reviews in NR. Anyone here have any experience?

In Ohio we have NO massage parlors so I am a bit of a no0b in that area. I have read the last 20 pages of this forum. The things that I have gathered are:

$40-50 at the door (for 1/2 hour)
$40-50 tip for HE.
$60-80 for FS.
The massage may suck (I don't really care)
After the flip you may have to guide them to the right spot.
Who brings you to the room will probably not be who massages you.
You seem to not get a choice of girls.
V-girls prettier; K-girls better service.
HE is oiled, but I am not sure.

Are there any other basics I need to know?

I had 2 massages with HE on a trip to Asia, looking to re-kindle a great memory. I may have trouble getting away for more than 1. 5 hours, so I am hoping to fit it in.

[QUOTE=C Builder; 1880153]I will be visiting OC in a few days. Within walking distance to Star Acupressure, which looks like it has good reviews in NR. Anyone here have any experience?

In Ohio we have NO massage parlors so I am a bit of a no0b in that area. I have read the last 20 pages of this forum. The things that I have gathered are:

$40-50 at the door (for 1/2 hour)

$40-50 tip for HE.

$60-80 for FS.

The massage may suck (I don't really care)

After the flip you may have to guide them to the right spot.

Who brings you to the room will probably not be who massages you.

You seem to not get a choice of girls.

V-girls prettier; K-girls better service.

HE is oiled, but I am not sure.

Are there any other basics I need to know?

I had 2 massages with HE on a trip to Asia, looking to re-kindle a great memory. I may have trouble getting away for more than 1. 5 hours, so I am hoping to fit it in.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. In the past I have paid that cheap before ($60. $80 for FS) and the service was rendered "begrudgingly" and the girl was kinda pissed each time. I think the minimum for FS is usually a Benji (and even that is considered kinda cheap these days) I find that any amount over the minimum will get me way better service. When I read these boards, there are a lot of complaints about poor or rushed service. In consideration, we have to think about the geographical area, and the cost of living index. OC is hella expensive and these girls sure seem like they have a lot of mouths to feed. In Tijuana, you can get a gorgeous 19 year old for $60. But you have to get your ass over there at risk of your whole stack. Its all geography. Even in a low cost of living state like Nevada, you can go to a brothel, and all they have are chunky 49 year old Caucasian milfs who fucking want to charge $300 and shit. Now THATS a fucking ripoff. In OC, its usually a pretty sure thing to go to a C or K AMP and pay $40 or $50 to get in, and a Benji tip for a very serviceable 30-45 year old MILF. They perform sufficiently.

[QUOTE=C Builder; 1880153]I will be visiting OC in a few days. Within walking distance to Star Acupressure, which looks like it has good reviews in NR. Anyone here have any experience?

In Ohio we have NO massage parlors so I am a bit of a no0b in that area. I have read the last 20 pages of this forum. The things that I have gathered are:

$40-50 at the door (for 1/2 hour)

$40-50 tip for HE.

$60-80 for FS.

The massage may suck (I don't really care)

After the flip you may have to guide them to the right spot.

Who brings you to the room will probably not be who massages you.

You seem to not get a choice of girls.

V-girls prettier; K-girls better service.

HE is oiled, but I am not sure.

Are there any other basics I need to know?

I had 2 massages with HE on a trip to Asia, looking to re-kindle a great memory. I may have trouble getting away for more than 1. 5 hours, so I am hoping to fit it in.[/QUOTE]A good start but, when you arrive and the MMS ask "have you been here before", simply say yes, then if she ask "who did you see last time" reply something like "I think her name was Nancy, or Kelly, or Lily, or?"

There will be a towel to place over your naked body, don't use it, simply brush it aside or during the back massage brush it off your behind.

Also when you on your stomach be flirty and touchy with them, put them at ease, rub their leg a bit, so on, this will get them comfortable with the fact that you are there to play.

Always buy only the half hour, this is another indication to them that your there not for the massage but to play. Have fun!

The Tall Man

[QUOTE=C Builder; 1880153]I will be visiting OC in a few days. Within walking distance to Star Acupressure, which looks like it has good reviews in NR. Anyone here have any experience?

In Ohio we have NO massage parlors so I am a bit of a no0b in that area. I have read the last 20 pages of this forum. The things that I have gathered are:

$40-50 at the door (for 1/2 hour)

$40-50 tip for HE.

$60-80 for FS.

The massage may suck (I don't really care)

After the flip you may have to guide them to the right spot.

Who brings you to the room will probably not be who massages you.

You seem to not get a choice of girls.

V-girls prettier; K-girls better service.

HE is oiled, but I am not sure.

Are there any other basics I need to know?

I had 2 massages with HE on a trip to Asia, looking to re-kindle a great memory. I may have trouble getting away for more than 1. 5 hours, so I am hoping to fit it in.[/QUOTE]I'd say more like 40 for HE. 60-80 for CBJ. 100-120 for FS.

Got to try the place in LF next to the teryaki. Got L! Satwho was so-so looking but had a nice rack. Massage was so-so in the beginning. When the soft touch part started she removed the towel and hit all the right spots for about 10 min. This part was great and really felt good and got me very worked up. She even kissed, licked and rubbed her breasts on my back. Flip and nice slow sensual handshake while I was sucking on her breasts and fingering her kitty. She was panting heavily and moaning. We came together. Wow! She commented on the volume. LOL!

[QUOTE=HegemonWiggin; 1879669]Amen. While Viet might be a bit more of the eye candy, there's nothing like a Korean woman to make you feel like a man.

Although, if you date one, they can be crazy. At least, my ex was. Hahah o_O[/QUOTE]haven't you been with a latina? Mmm I think your missing out LOL.

Interested to know what spa this pic was taken. Haha

[QUOTE=Typical007;1880906]haven't you been with a latina? Mmm I think your missing out LOL.[/QUOTE]I have, and I do love latina's too. But the one that I had a long term relationship with. There was nothing that could please her. Haha.

I love all shapes, sizes, and colors. I'm an equal-opportunity type.

I went to the corner of Brookhurst & GG Blvd to sit & have some iced coffee & view some Tit-Tay's & possibly feel kinda chubby. I didn't get any love from any of the hotties at Guangzhou Cafe, but was impressed with their tan little bodies and natural soft B cup boobs. The thing with this place is, you can look but they never sit and talk with me, they always sit and talk with some douchebag or scumbucket. Feeling a bit annoyed, I decided to try out Envy Skin Care next to Volcano tea in the same center. I have always held out from this place for some reason, and it was the right time to check it out finally. I actually had a decent experience compared to sitting in a smoke filled room that smells of desperation & compressed aggression. Its way better to get a girl all to myself inside a private room. I saw 2 gals. One was a tan milf, the other one who I got, had a lighter skin tone probably around 26 to 32 years old or so. She was dressed in a nice miniskirt and low cut blouse. She actually looked presentable, kinda like a sexy office woman or businesslady, and had her hair up. She was slightly curvy in a nice way, cute legs. The entry was standard for GG (.4) & I went for the nude massage with cbjay for. 7. She had a cute body, nice skin and a calm demeanor. I prefer the quiet type to the fake enthusiasm. The place was clean; there was a lot of restaurant iced tea patrons in the parking lot. I wasn't too worried because it was easy to blend in. Overall a good release of pent up pressure.