That's some really bad luck, there.
[QUOTE=BaldEagle66;4083206]YMMV Recently arrived in Orlando based on the reviews expecting wow at BO drew CC got CFS puts so much KY jelly on condom like sticking dk in Vaseline bowl + add bad breath. Mood killer donation $$.
Next GG asked for infamous pandora. Starts dfk lackluster TS and BJ must been her off night put glob of ky on her sore pus which I had no plans of puting on mouth after that. Asked for other girl in shower. Hot and Fun. But no can do, pand says must pay more go to atm. Donat $$.[/QUOTE]As with anyplace, YMMV of course, but you went to both BO and GG and had subpar experiences in both? I'm sorry, you must have the world's worst luck. I've been to both places many times and I've never had an experience remotely close to the ones you described, even the lesser ones that didn't go as well as I hoped. Then again, you mentioned you went later in the evening? That's probably the issue right there. I'd bet if you tried these places again and went earlier (morning preferable) you'd have a much different experience.
However, I'd say to anyone who's looking in the area for a place to try, either GG or BO are your best bests for a great experience. From my own experience, what OP experienced is an unfortunate fluke. The many positive reviews on the Orlando board should make that clear enough.
Nand O, am I missing something?
I decided to finally give N and O a shot and drove to the address listed in the ad below. When I got there, however, the building was completely empty, and their unit looked like it hadn't been used in awhile. There was a suspicious unmarked white van sitting in the lot. Didn't give me a good vibe.
I did not call, but I generally don't because I'm hard of hearing and phone conversations are generally a pain in the ass.
Am I missing something regarding the status of N and O? If so, could a SM who's visited recently could PM me and let me know if there's something I'm not aware of regarding their business, otherwise I'll just have to try again and fight through a phone conversation with a bunch of annoying "WHAT? S.
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