Rhino COI + Synn COI 10/23/2022 Report + bonus Ecstasy OC 10/22/2022 Report
	
	
		[QUOTE=CuziletYou72;6166815]Couldn't agree more! Typically the hotter the girl the more entitled she feels. And more she expects you agree to her reque$t. Some of them walk the club waiting for customers to beg them for VIP, results of regulars and simps willing to overpay for nothing in return. And most definitely, there are better Venues for this than Strip Clubs, with hotter gals and for same or less cost. Including hotel. And longer time for fun. And yes, IMO as well.[/QUOTE]I know a few of you replied to my last question with some tips, but I opted to quote the advice above, because (my apologies again), I won't have any information on any performers regarding extras.
Spearmint Rhino (short verdict: ghost town).
Was there between 9-11 PM. I don't believe that I have ever been more depressed to be inside a club. There were probably no more than 6-7 dancers the entire night and just about the same amount of customers as well. The stage lighting is darker than I remember, but what made things worse was that the there were constantly 10-15 minute periods of just zero stage action whatsoever (even though there were usually 5 girls out on the floor) so I spent most of my time just checking my phone. For the "world famous" Rhino, that's pretty sad and inexcusable. To make matters worse, most of the dancers barely stripped down at all, setting off my red flags that they probably wouldn't do much in the back either. Sure, girls want to be tipped, but management needs to put in more effort to keep the stage action going and convince them to make the club as lively as possible. I felt more like I was at someone's wake (where they were constantly playing old rap music from 15-20 years ago). They said that all dancers had to check in by 10 PM, so I waited until close to 11 PM in case something picked up. It never did, so I left the club early. And I might never come back; even if they had 15-20 dancers on deck, the dim stage lighting and the DJ's indifference to keep the stage busy is a mood killer and I'd rather spend all that free time doing something else instead of twiddling my thumbs.
"Holly Wood" - probably one of the most beautiful AA women I have ever seen in person; a true 10 in looks; however, she didn't want to strip all the way down on stage, no matter how much I tipped her. So I did not like my chances of having a decent lap-dance with her.
"Porcelain" - super cute Asian girl with glasses (7-8; definitely more of the "sweet nerd girl next door" type than the "seductress" type) who wears a pink backpack while walking around in her swimsuit. Pretty friendly to chat with, but on stage she didn't really try to connect with me and simply worked through a robotic routine.
"Alaska" - decently shaped young 20's lady with okay naturals (6) but she actually blew me off at the tip row and proceeded to forget that she did that when she asked me for a dance later on. Pass.
"Jasmine" ? - BBW Latina with huge bolt-ons (6). Half of the patrons (also Latino) were there just for her and no one else.
"Trixie" - tiny, rail thin Caucasian girl (6). I guess you can call her a spinner but she didn't have that fitness I'd expect from a true spinner.
"Misty" - short Latina with lots of curves (including her naturals) and a nose ring; liked to wear fox ears and a tail (as if she was a cosplayer).
There were 2-3 other performers lurking around, but 2 of them never really hit the stage nor the floor and the last one was a weed-smelling MILF who only wanted to do $$ dances.
SYNN (short verdict: pretty busy for a Sunday night).
Stepping into Synn made it all the more obvious that I wasted 2 hours and $20 on admission into Rhino (Synn was also $20 admission + $8 drink, although most of you know that already). The stage lighting was much brighter, there were far more dancers, and the stage was rarely left empty for more than 1-2 songs. Even if I never got a lap-dance, the ongoing stage entertainment would have made the night worthwhile.
"Zoey" - tall Caucasian (possibly Latina) with an enhanced chest and a squeezable bubble butt and a cute face (8); spent a good amount of time chatting me up so I felt obligated to at least do a couch dance with her. No obvious GPS, but if I started doing anything slightly crazy she'd tell me that we should save that for the VIP. Outside of that, the lap-dance had plenty of contact and everything felt soft and nice (even her implants) so I was perfectly fine with that. Says that it was her first time working at Synn, so most of you probably won't know her.
"Roxy" - gorgeous spinner with nice B / C-cups (10), possibly Asian (or at least an Ariana Grande lookalike trying to make herself look more Asian); definitely someone you would imagine charging top dollar as a high-end escort; it's no surprise that she was the most popular in the VIP the entire night, regardless of how much mileage anyone actually got from her.
"Bailey" - another beautiful spinner type (9 or 10); she and Roxy were easily the most attractive women of the night. As you can imagine, she also commanded mostly VIP's.
"Aria" - tall, super-cute Latina (9) only trailing Roxy and Bailey in terms of chest size. Sort of imagine Sloane (the iconic hottie from Ferris Bueller's Day Off). Chatted me up a bit early on but disappeared into the VIP or couch dance rooms most of the night, so I never got the chance to try out our chemistry.
The next group of dancers I'll mention had large to ridiculously sized bolt-on's. (I seriously thought I was at a Brazzers audition or something.).
"Sierra" - AA brickhouse (8) the type you would see in "high end" hip-hop music videos; KingMg23 mentioned that she put up GPS, which I can guess too by the way she was very much into herself rather than trying to mingle with patrons.
"Andrea" - very cute blonde Caucasian but with huge implants (7-8); I might have rated her as a 9 based on her attractive face alone but the surgical scars around her breasts were a bit Frankensteiny (either still healing or just bad plastic surgery).
"Linari" - a Latina? Dancer also with giant implants (6-7); she also wears a butt plug while on stage.
"Nena" - Middle Eastern or Latina who was a solid brickhouse like Sierra (7) and looks like a young Sophia Loren; I didn't really see her hassling customers like KingMg23 previously reported, but honestly I rarely saw her the entire night.
"Kim Ballet" ? - extremely fit and toned Latina but with big implants (7); I just never had a good time with plastic Barbies so I had to decline.
"Harper" - skinny pale dirty blonde Caucasian or Latina with unfortunately a bad boob job that looked cringey when they moved up and down (6); shame though since she seemed very friendly.
"K2" - another AA with implants but not as obvious as Sierra's.
"Queen" - an AA who looked like prime Eartha Kitt Catwoman (7); I'm seriously not trying to date myself here, just trying to describe faces as best as I can.
"Jenny" - BBW Latina (6).
"Tara" - short BBW Latina (6).
"Kaylani" - medium height Latina with natural B's (7).
"Tiny" - short AA with amazing naturals (6); didn't seem too social tonight though.
"Naomi" - super-skinny Caucasian with short blonde hair and A's (5); dressed up like Chucky from Child's Play and seemed to be popular enough with guys who like spinners.
"Khalifa" - skinny Latina also with no chest (5) and tattoos around her nipples.
Bonus report. Ecstasy Santa Ana (10/22/22).
The night before, I paid a visit to Ecstasy in Santa Ana for the very first time. They only had 1 girl in house at around 7:00 PM and suggested I come back at around 9-10 PM. By then there were about 10-12 girls for most of the night.
$10 admission + 2-drink minimum ($7 each): $24 total to get inside but still better than TJ's in Stanton (where they charge $20 admission + $6 drink). The stage was lit well enough and most of the girls were very friendly; I don't think I've ever been chatted up this much in the last 10 years. That took me by complete surprise; maybe I was too used to the sharks at COI clubs (at least on the night shifts) to remember how nice it was to have 5-10 minute conversations with a dancer before they ever brought up the topic of lap-dances. It also beat the Jet Strip in my mind as the friendliest club around.
"Lulu" - cute Asian Filipina with C's (8); super talkative and great on stage; unfortunately she left work rather early before we could do much more.
"Jadalee" - BBW Asian with bolt-on's (7); guys with an Asian fetish were on her a lot and she knew it, so it was unlikely she would spend time with anyone else.
"Rue" - AA with great naturals and cute butt (8); Uganda-born but raised in California; very much a free spirit and very affectionate; but the couch dance was rather tame (maybe it's because of the OC rules or because she just wasn't an extras type of girl).
"Christy" - a true cougar brunette (5); from a distance she was still attractive (including her large implants) but on the tip row you could see her wrinkle lines quite clearly.
Sorry, I couldn't remember the rest of the roll call from that Saturday, but the remaining performers were a mix of Latina or Caucasian, different body types and degrees of friendliness. Not everyone was talkative; I think a couple even ignored me on the tip row while they were on stage.
If Ecstasy could increase their average number of dancers from 10 to closer to 15, I wouldn't mind making it my regular club for just stage action (I also wouldn't have to drive to COI, which is a bit farther for me). However, the $50 tag for couch dances (with no specials ever being called) make investigating each girl's mileage an expensive proposition.
	 
 
	
	
	
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		[QUOTE=Loki213;6185037]Okay, I'm thinking about completing the COI rodeo by visiting Paradise on Wednesday….[/QUOTE]If it's a rodeo you seek, don't forget to visit Bliss Showgirls (east of Paradise on Valley). But go there first, so Paradise will seem like an upgrade. And pray they keep the lights low. Besides, who doesn't like to visit a house of horrors near Halloween?
I'm just being sarcastic; Bliss is generally awful, but of course you never know what you'll find. And extras can be super cheap. Plus they keep the stage busy, but probably since there's few customers & almost no one gets laps. Of course my visits have all been day time, no idea what it's like at night.
	 
 
	
	
	
		Synn Thursday night 10-27-2022 report
	
	
		{FYI: Friday tonight 10/28 is Synn's Halloween party; customer with best costume gets a free VIP}.
Yes, my original plan was to try out Paradise, maybe even Bliss (confirmed to be full nude via telephone call; yay, someone actually answered their calls).
But upon arrival to La Puente, Paradise only had 11 dancers on deck while Bliss had only 7. Called Synn for reference, and they had "over 30" girls (manager probably exaggerated). Made the tactical decision to visit Synn once again. Thursdays are apparently their discounted VIP nights ($80 per 15 minutes; twice for double), which may explain the high volume of performers and an overflowing parking lot (many cars ended up parking at the Carls Jr behind the gas station).
The 2 high-end stunners from Sunday, "Roxy" and "Bailey" were absent this time. But if you're into Asians, there was some of the best collection I've seen all at once this time around. Otherwise, a lot of the same faces from last time, but I'll mention them back here again, sometimes with updated descriptions.
"Jun" - the winner of the VIP scorecard tonight; super super cute young Asian brunette with soft curves and ample naturals (without being oversized); a 10 when you factor in her overall level of attractiveness. Think of legendary JAV actresses like Sora Aoi or Maria Ozawa (or the curviest KPop girls you know) and that's the look of this hottie. Every guy (myself included) was scrambling for her attention all night, but it looks like she already landed some whales early on because she was rarely on the floor and she never danced on stage the entire night.
"Mai Mai" - an incredible tanned Asian amazon sporting a glizy but plug while on stage; very different from the nice-girl type above (she would never be out of work as a dominatrix) but just as hot (9-10). Don't remember if her big t's were natural or implants (probably the latter) but they looked very nice, as was the rest of her super toned body. Incredible stage show (headstands into splits; upside down splits; pole tricks galore). She's the kind of dancer that you and your buddies will talk about for the next few days afterward. Wish I had a chance to try her out but she too had her dance card completely filled all night.
"Fiji" - super sexy half Latina half Asian with a dynamite body and long hair dyed blonde (9); she essentially looked like the twin sister of adult star Jayden Lee (who is also half Latina half Asian) but Fiji had playful natural C's (pierced) instead of implants. Had a couch dance with her (full GPS yet not rude about it) but it was pleasant enough that I still allowed her to convince me into a VIP. Ended up with a fairly vanilla 15-minute dance; even with a generous tip (I honestly overpaid but we settled on the amount beforehand and I didn't want to ruin the night with an argument) I only received extra access to the upstairs but not the downstairs. Surprisingly, though, we had pretty good chemistry and she hoped to see me again, even revealing that she normally charges $3 FS or $1. 5 HS but she was willing to negotiate with me next time. She also splits time between Synn and Sahara on the weekdays, with a club in Upland (TL?) on Saturdays. I myself probably won't seek her out again for VIP unless I'm ready to go FS, but for regular couch dances, I wouldn't mind repeating.
"Zoey" - tall Caucasian (possibly Latina) with an enhanced chest and a squeezable bubble butt and a cute face (8); chatted me up again and learned that she is now leaning towards sticking with Synn over her previous club (Tropical Lei). She also mentioned that she charges $3 FS and $2 HS, although she liked me enough that there was room for negotiation (although I didn't pursue).
* From Sunday: spent a good amount of time chatting me up so I felt obligated to at least do a couch dance with her. No obvious GPS, but if I started doing anything slightly crazy she'd tell me that we should save that for the VIP. Outside of that, the lap-dance had plenty of contact and everything felt soft and nice (even her implants) so I was perfectly fine with that. *.
"Aria" - tall, super-cute Latina (9) only trailing Roxy and Bailey in terms of chest size. Sort of imagine Sloane (the iconic hottie from Ferris Bueller's Day Off). Obviously very popular and busy all night.
"K2" - my previous description of her was inaccurate: this tall and toned AA definitely has lovely naturals (8. 5) instead of implants; also she looks like actress Gabrielle Union (who I crushed on years ago); definitely more approachable and attractive compared to the indifferent brickhouse "Sierra".
"Fantasy" - another pretty AA with natural C's to D's (8); looked a little disinterested while on stage though.
"Jenelle" - a very cute young AA amazon with huge naturals (9. 5); she would easily make the cover and feature spread of Scoreland magazine; never got to see her dance on stage though, since she had customers lined up all night.
"Sierra" - AA brickhouse (8) the type you would see in "high end" hip-hop music videos; KingMg23 mentioned that she put up GPS, which I can guess too by the way she was very much into herself rather than trying to mingle with patrons.
"Caitlynn / Katelynn" - Caucasian dirty blonde with natural d's (8. 5); reminds me a little of adult actress Josephine Jackson but with medium length hair.
"Jasmine" - blonde young Latina with long, braided ponytail, natural c's bordering on d's and a large tattoo of a rose with the name 'Chris' next to it on her butt cheek; looked much friendlier on stage compared to on the floor however, so I downgraded her from a 8. 5 to an 8.
"Layla" - Latina with natural dd's and a bit of a blonde 'fro (7) although she tied it up into a bun later on.
"Jazzy" - tall Latina with big implants (7).
"Andrea" - very cute blonde Caucasian but with huge implants (8); I might have rated her as a 9 based on her attractive face alone but the surgical scars around her breasts were a bit Frankenstein (either still healing or just bad plastic surgery).
"Nena" - Middle Eastern or Latina MILF with dd implants (7); I didn't really see her hassling customers like KingMg23 previously reported; she was just working patrons like everyone else.
"Kim Bella" - extremely fit and toned Latina but with big implants (7); I just never had a good time with plastic Barbies so I had to decline.
"Sandra" - toned Latina (7) with plenty of tattoos (sleeves).
"Tiny" - short AA with amazing naturals (7); she might be the same "Tiny" at Rhino.
"Renee" - tall AA with b's (6); she didn't strip FN until the very end of her stage set.
"Brandi" - skinny AA with glasses and b's (6); looked disinterested.
"Belle" - super skinny Caucasian (6) but still had a cute butt.
"Dakota" - trashy (but in a good way) MILF with a's (6); she splits time between Synn and Paradise.
"Naomi" - super-skinny Caucasian with short blonde hair and A's (6-7); looked a lot more glamorous tonight compared to Sunday, with a gold dress that accentuated her cute assets downstairs and glitter make-up; popular enough with guys who like spinners.
"Yuri" - tall skinny Caucasian with unkempt hair (6. 5) lack of make-up got me nicknaming her the flower child.
"Loli" - young Latina bbw but bbw in the cutest ways possible (6) with braces.
"Honey" - frumpy / most out of shape (5) although she still got plenty of love, which might mean she's a good time in the back.
I may still end up visiting Paradise on 11/12, when they're supposedly letting guys in free if they wear pajamas. (I'll bring a change of clothes in case their signs were lying.).
[QUOTE=PelicanT99;6187177]If it's a rodeo you seek, don't forget to visit Bliss Showgirls (east of Paradise on Valley). But go there first, so Paradise will seem like an upgrade. And pray they keep the lights low. Besides, who doesn't like to visit a house of horrors near Halloween?
I'm just being sarcastic; Bliss is generally awful, but of course you never know what you'll find. And extras can be super cheap. Plus they keep the stage busy, but probably since there's few customers & almost no one gets laps. Of course my visits have all been day time, no idea what it's like at night.[/QUOTE]