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Anybody knows the deal on this broad, she works in Brooklyn and is of Guyanese descent but says she is Dominican or Brazilian. She used to go by the name Joi / Joy or Zoey. She works out of Manhattan at times too. I know she has been in the game at least 9 years and has had a pimp / manager back in the day. I don't know about now.

She is definitely not 24 as she says in her ad she is a bit older, she was 22 when I first seen her ad 9 years ago. She has a spinner look and is a bit sexy but she gives off a drug addict vibe.

[QUOTE=TheLooker;3263069][URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/323-384-5016[/URL]

323-XXX-5016.

Anybody knows the deal on this broad, she works in Brooklyn and is of Guyanese descent but says she is Dominican or Brazilian. She used to go by the name Joi / Joy or Zoey. She works out of Manhattan at times too. I know she has been in the game at least 9 years and has had a pimp / manager back in the day. I don't know about now.

She is definitely not 24 as she says in her ad she is a bit older, she was 22 when I first seen her ad 9 years ago. She has a spinner look and is a bit sexy but she gives off a drug addict vibe.[/QUOTE]I had her at the beginning of her career maybe 10 years ago if not longer. A hard worker gave up all 3 holes without being asked, no upsell very reasonably priced. I did see her a couple years back, not as green as she once was. A little thicker, still a good work ethic but I don't remember coming away saying I need to get on that ride again. Your right she's not 24 she's definitely in her 30's now but when I saw her last her pics were still a good representation of what your getting, no drama. (at least the last time I saw her). All that being said things change all the time and I have no idea what has transpired between when I last saw her and now. My advise, if you like what you see give it a shot. If you don't like the "drug addict vibe" don't. I'd be curious how the old girl is holding up.

[QUOTE=ThickJohnson;3263655]I had her at the beginning of her career maybe 10 years ago if not longer. A hard worker gave up all 3 holes without being asked, no upsell very reasonably priced. I did see her a couple years back, not as green as she once was. A little thicker, still a good work ethic but I don't remember coming away saying I need to get on that ride again. Your right she's not 24 she's definitely in her 30's now but when I saw her last her pics were still a good representation of what your getting, no drama. (at least the last time I saw her). All that being said things change all the time and I have no idea what has transpired between when I last saw her and now. My advise, if you like what you see give it a shot. If you don't like the "drug addict vibe" don't. I'd be curious how the old girl is holding up.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I was wondering about her performance in the bedroom. How her head game was and how good her kat was (plus does she still give up all 3 holes)? She isn't that bad looking (not to much a dime either) but she lost her screws when I was talking on the phone once so I was like to hell with it.

Was there earlier, 2 Girls Caramel complexion. One Taller one shorter. Shorter Girl had wonderfully big bottom but was light up top. Taller girl (Nikki) who I choose, less at the bottom but still nice and more up top.

Nikki came in same time I came in so I knew she was fresh, went into the back and exchanged very few words. Gave me a 20 second if that long oral introduction. Went onto Mish, when I tried to touch the twins I was upsold 10 so I declined. When she offered doggy I obliged since I couldn't caress up top. Mish all I felt was lube but doggy actually provided a decent feel. I was definitely her first of the day so her box is a bit loose. Stayed there with not really a word or moan heard which was fine for me, others wanting an interaction might not be interested, wasn't rushed but I don't even think I took my full time so shouldn't have been a need.

Overall.

Nikki. 5'7/ 5-9 heels

Face 7.

Body 8.

Service 6. 5.

Short girl 5.4 was about a 7/10 with the bottom looks wise. Sort of regret not choosing her.

Edit: Btw there was a few PO Cars getting power washed further up the block, is that normal?

Any reputable Brooklyn girls in Flatbush? Looking to start recording for some of my "tapes" and I'm not trying to hit the scrolls as of now. I see some new faces Flatbush but honestly after the shut down, I'm not so trusting.

So I bascially have not dipped in the hobby since December of 2016. After BP shutdown I thought here's my best opportunity to exit with a built in excuse.

But it didn't last so yesterday and today I partook in some activities. So here goes my rant, because as is most the case these experiences are going downhill and prices due to the struggle going up.

- called up a few from BP womens section and the prices being quoted were ridiculous. Being In the game as long as I have, I can smell a upsell and a bad encounter from a mile away. So I negotiated, but none willing. So I decided to try an old regular (sorry she has no ad. she stopped posting due to being paranoid about BP. She thinks the gov't is watching the site. Smh who knows), it was sufficient. But here's the unspoken truth about regulars in this game at least with me, "no one wants a regular" unless she is above and beyond great and knows how to turn you on. So I got what I came for with the reg, but here's the issue, after the encounter is over, they like to get comfortable and make small talk, and then tell you their itinerary and when to come see them again and talk about how other clients are mistreating or bothering, blah blah blah who cares. So after yesterday I was still seeking something new, checked BP all day, tried to contact another young lady ([URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/718-715-9294/[/URL]) I've seen about 3 times, but she tried the upsell to .50 more than I normally pay. No way that was happening, plus she flaked anyway. So I searched and searched. So I decided on [URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/917-791-7359/?id=64460781[/URL], but she wouldn't pick up or respond back until 2 hours later. A common theme these past 2 days. So I had to return to the search, being in mill basin, right next to canarsie, and seeing as how so many of these BP girls now make canarsie home, my thinking was maybe I will have to travel out instead, so lets look for someone close, came across an Ad I've been curious about for months, but never pulled the trigger and honestly she was asking too much an still is. Which leads to this young thotty [URL]http://escortbabylon.net/[/URL]#newyork / photos /9177085794/17822772 and [URL]http://independent.com.newyork.listcrawler.com/post/20010872/[/URL]# same girl just 2 different AD's. How do I know this. Contacted both ad's and got the same address. She was close by, so off I go. This stupid **** neglects to tell me she has no where to go, I get to the project building in glenwood houses smh (I hate going to projects) and she is leading me to the roof. Now she wasnt pushy about it, she was calm and told me she had a child or someone inside her apartment and couldn't do anything inside. This was when big head should have taken over for little head, but I went along with it. And she promised not to rush, which she didn't.

Description. Face 4/10, body 6/10 she seems to have a fat ass in pants, but its just a mirage, but its nice and soft. On to the deed, CBJ was ok she actually put In some work considering we were on the roof and It was kinda chilly. Of course only one position available on the roof and that was K9, It was honestly ok, except for the whiff of bad vag juice. So that instantly just made me finish fast and get out of there. I would give the encounter 3/10, the CBJ was the only redeemable action, It was a waste of. 60 and to think she tried to get. 80 for the ss. I honestly think BP and CL are a dead end, all the providers on there are not even viable outlets anymore, I wish people would stop putting $$ in their pockets, plus the funds and client pool has to be drying up because the upsells are greater and before I was the prince of negotiating down, this the first time it has ever been this complicated. I'm honestly thinking of trying out the CDP scene again. The first 3 times were hit and miss and miss and I never went back after, but if I'm going to get poor service at least let it be with a cheap and cleaner girl. Or maybe the higher end escorts are more worth the time and $$ invested.

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;3283883]So I bascially have not dipped in the hobby since December of 2016. After BP shutdown I thought here's my best opportunity to exit with a built in excuse.

But it didn't last so yesterday and today I partook in some activities. So here goes my rant, because as is most the case these experiences are going downhill and prices due to the struggle going up.

- called up a few from BP womens section and the prices being quoted were ridiculous. Being In the game as long as I have, I can smell a upsell and a bad encounter from a mile away. So I negotiated, but none willing. So I decided to try an old regular (sorry she has no ad. she stopped posting due to being paranoid about BP. She thinks the gov't is watching the site. Smh who knows), it was sufficient. But here's the unspoken truth about regulars in this game at least with me, "no one wants a regular" unless she is above and beyond great and knows how to turn you on. So I got what I came for with the reg, but here's the issue, after the encounter is over, they like to get comfortable and make small talk, and then tell you their itinerary and when to come see them again and talk about how other clients are mistreating or bothering, blah blah blah who cares. So after yesterday I was still seeking something new, checked BP all day, tried to contact another young lady ([URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/718-715-9294/[/URL]) I've seen about 3 times, but she tried the upsell to .50 more than I normally pay. No way that was happening, plus she flaked anyway. So I searched and searched. So I decided on [URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/917-791-7359/?id=64460781[/URL], but she wouldn't pick up or respond back until 2 hours later. A common theme these past 2 days. So I had to return to the search, being in mill basin, right next to canarsie, and seeing as how so many of these BP girls now make canarsie home, my thinking was maybe I will have to travel out instead, so lets look for someone close, came across an Ad I've been curious about for months, but never pulled the trigger and honestly she was asking too much an still is. Which leads to this young thotty [URL]http://escortbabylon.net/[/URL]#newyork / photos /9177085794/17822772 and [URL]http://independent.com.newyork.listcrawler.com/post/20010872/[/URL]# same girl just 2 different AD's. How do I know this. Contacted both ad's and got the same address. She was close by, so off I go. This stupid **** neglects to tell me she has no where to go, I get to the project building in glenwood houses smh (I hate going to projects) and she is leading me to the roof. Now she wasnt pushy about it, she was calm and told me she had a child or someone inside her apartment and couldn't do anything inside. This was when big head should have taken over for little head, but I went along with it. And she promised not to rush, which she didn't.

Description. Face 4/10, body 6/10 she seems to have a fat ass in pants, but its just a mirage, but its nice and soft. On to the deed, CBJ was ok she actually put In some work considering we were on the roof and It was kinda chilly. Of course only one position available on the roof and that was K9, It was honestly ok, except for the whiff of bad vag juice. So that instantly just made me finish fast and get out of there. I would give the encounter 3/10, the CBJ was the only redeemable action, It was a waste of. 60 and to think she tried to get. 80 for the ss. I honestly think BP and CL are a dead end, all the providers on there are not even viable outlets anymore, I wish people would stop putting $$ in their pockets, plus the funds and client pool has to be drying up because the upsells are greater and before I was the prince of negotiating down, this the first time it has ever been this complicated. I'm honestly thinking of trying out the CDP scene again. The first 3 times were hit and miss and miss and I never went back after, but if I'm going to get poor service at least let it be with a cheap and cleaner girl. Or maybe the higher end escorts are more worth the time and $$ invested.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that report bud! I don't see those ratchet girls from the projects. Most of the time their pussy stinks, like hell na, get that cooch away from me. So I chilled out with them. I'm not paying more than $60 unless its from a reputable CDP where they provide GFE, or if they have good reviews. Otherwise, nah.

And, I've been so against those cheap CDPs lately. I notice time and time again that the service has been absolute crap. I just stick to Carolines girls in Queens for now.

Against my own advice over the cheap CDPs, I ended up going today. I know, so ironic LOL I should've thought with the bigger head. Wanted to give them a chance. So I went over today to the Sunset CDP, and boy was I disappointed. As soon as I got there, this one girl is already asking for a tip. What the hell, where they do that at tho? Sheesh. She says "give me $5 tip and choose any girl. " Girl is dumb as hell, you would've thought. I didn't even fuck you yet ho' LOL I just ignored her ass.

So there were 3 girls there, I'd say the one who asked for the tip is a 9 and the other 2 girls were 7's tops. I ended up choosing the small petite mexican looking girl with the long nose there. I had picked her when she was sitting down. When she got up from the chair, I noticed this girl had no ass whatsoever. I was like O NO! Damn! What a mistake. But I was like oh well, hopefully she gives good service to make up for that pancake no-ass. When I get in the room with her, we start undressing. As soon as she takes off her panties, I see this massive Bush on her cooch. I'm like "OH HELL NO! Put your clothes back on, I'm going to see the other girl. Shave that shit" Yeah just like that, I don't play. That shit is disgusting. Not all guys like that.

So I take the card back that they give you when you pay the madam the $40, and went back to the living room area. I explained to the other 2 girls that I actually just wanted to see the girl I said was a 9 (yes, the one who asked for the tip). This girl I've seen couple times at this CDP. She's a 5'7 busty Dominican with fake boobs, nice soft phat ass, tanned skin, tattoos on her back, looked kinda cute. So I give the card to her, and off we go to the room. When she asked me why I left the small petite girl, I told her the truth: She had some hairy pussy. Needs to shave that off like wth. She starts laughing LOL saying she's heard complaints about that girl from other mongers. Ha! Anyways, we undressed, and I start asking for extras. I ask for BBJ, but she quotes me $60 extra for that. I tell her Hell na, I only have $20 extra for that. Then she says "I'll do it really quick for $30". When she said that ("quick") I was like you know what, forget it. So she whips out the condom, and gives me CBJ. I swear to you guys, that CBJ only lasted 8 seconds. 4 strokes and that was it. I was already kinda hard, but really? Wow! Anyways, she lays down on the bed, and I penetrate her missionary. I fuck her hard, and don't get much response from her. Did this for a bit, breathing all over her neck, but nothing LOL. So I'm like you know what, let's just do doggy then. I flip her over, and stick it in from the back k9. I start fucking her, and I got to say, the view looked good, but again, not much emotion or anything. I made myself cum real quick, so I can just be the hell out.

Gives me alcohol wipes. I clean myself up, and start dressing. She says again how she wants her tip. Yeah right, you aint getting jack from me. Worst service ever. She said she had spent all her money last weekend like a dumbass at a party, and shopping. Boohoo, I won't feel sorry for you, still no tip LOL I just told her I don't have anymore money, that's it. She didn't hold a grudge against me. Kept cool after that. Told me to come back Sunday, as it's her last day there. Like thanks, but no thanks LOL I'm good. Got dressed up, and out the door I went.

I will remain firm with my stance here. I shall never step foot into this CDP again, I swear. It's quite rare that I would leave satisfied from there. Most of the girls really just want you to be out the door in 5 minutes, so they can take care of the next guys waiting. Rush jobs. Not with all that. Rather stick to Carolina's girls from Queens.

[QUOTE=Jswizz21;3284064]Thanks for that report bud! I don't see those ratchet girls from the projects. Most of the time their pussy stinks, like hell na, get that cooch away from me. So I chilled out with them. I'm not paying more than $60 unless its from a reputable CDP where they provide GFE, or if they have good reviews. Otherwise, nah.

And, I've been so against those cheap CDPs lately. I notice time and time again that the service has been absolute crap. I just stick to Carolines girls in Queens for now.

Against my own advice over the cheap CDPs, I ended up going today. I know, so ironic LOL I should've thought with the bigger head. Wanted to give them a chance. So I went over today to the Sunset CDP, and boy was I disappointed. As soon as I got there, this one girl is already asking for a tip. What the hell, where they do that at tho? Sheesh. She says "give me $5 tip and choose any girl. " Girl is dumb as hell, you would've thought. I didn't even fuck you yet ho' LOL I just ignored her ass.

So there were 3 girls there, I'd say the one who asked for the tip is a 9 and the other 2 girls were 7's tops. I ended up choosing the small petite mexican looking girl with the long nose there. I had picked her when she was sitting down. When she got up from the chair, I noticed this girl had no ass whatsoever. I was like O NO! Damn! What a mistake. But I was like oh well, hopefully she gives good service to make up for that pancake no-ass. When I get in the room with her, we start undressing. As soon as she takes off her panties, I see this massive Bush on her cooch. I'm like "OH HELL NO! Put your clothes back on, I'm going to see the other girl. Shave that shit" Yeah just like that, I don't play. That shit is disgusting. Not all guys like that.

So I take the card back that they give you when you pay the madam the $40, and went back to the living room area. I explained to the other 2 girls that I actually just wanted to see the girl I said was a 9 (yes, the one who asked for the tip). This girl I've seen couple times at this CDP. She's a 5'7 busty Dominican with fake boobs, nice soft phat ass, tanned skin, tattoos on her back, looked kinda cute. So I give the card to her, and off we go to the room. When she asked me why I left the small petite girl, I told her the truth: She had some hairy pussy. Needs to shave that off like wth. She starts laughing LOL saying she's heard complaints about that girl from other mongers. Ha! Anyways, we undressed, and I start asking for extras. I ask for BBJ, but she quotes me $60 extra for that. I tell her Hell na, I only have $20 extra for that. Then she says "I'll do it really quick for $30". When she said that ("quick") I was like you know what, forget it. So she whips out the condom, and gives me CBJ. I swear to you guys, that CBJ only lasted 8 seconds. 4 strokes and that was it. I was already kinda hard, but really? Wow! Anyways, she lays down on the bed, and I penetrate her missionary. I fuck her hard, and don't get much response from her. Did this for a bit, breathing all over her neck, but nothing LOL. So I'm like you know what, let's just do doggy then. I flip her over, and stick it in from the back k9. I start fucking her, and I got to say, the view looked good, but again, not much emotion or anything. I made myself cum real quick, so I can just be the hell out.

Gives me alcohol wipes. I clean myself up, and start dressing. She says again how she wants her tip. Yeah right, you aint getting jack from me. Worst service ever. She said she had spent all her money last weekend like a dumbass at a party, and shopping. Boohoo, I won't feel sorry for you, still no tip LOL I just told her I don't have anymore money, that's it. She didn't hold a grudge against me. Kept cool after that. Told me to come back Sunday, as it's her last day there. Like thanks, but no thanks LOL I'm good. Got dressed up, and out the door I went.

I will remain firm with my stance here. I shall never step foot into this CDP again, I swear. It's quite rare that I would leave satisfied from there. Most of the girls really just want you to be out the door in 5 minutes, so they can take care of the next guys waiting. Rush jobs. Not with all that. Rather stick to Carolina's girls from Queens.[/QUOTE]LOL I remember my first time at a cdp, I think it was sunset and I wasn't sure how it worked, I gave the money for the card and ended up giving the girl like an additional $60 smh. Rookie mistake.

The Issue I've had with cdp are, yes the girls are cuter, and the 3 times I've been to one never had any complains with odor (I'm guessing since the shower is right there and they sharing with other girls it would look nasty not to wash up) but all them fine latina mamis from the CDP, every time has been a let down, It's either they are rushing or service was bad or all 3 times their hole was grand canyon wide, felt like I was sliding into air. But I'm willing to try something new. And I can't judge all from my basic 3 experience. But this bad BP service days are over. I might try out this carolines in queens. I don't like traveling to queens but if its worth it why not. If I can't locate it on BP. I'll hit you for a contact bro.

[QUOTE=DarkKnightXXX;3284093]LOL I remember my first time at a cdp, I think it was sunset and I wasn't sure how it worked, I gave the money for the card and ended up giving the girl like an additional $60 smh. Rookie mistake.

The Issue I've had with cdp are, yes the girls are cuter, and the 3 times I've been to one never had any complains with odor (I'm guessing since the shower is right there and they sharing with other girls it would look nasty not to wash up) but all them fine latina mamis from the CDP, every time has been a let down, It's either they are rushing or service was bad or all 3 times their hole was grand canyon wide, felt like I was sliding into air. But I'm willing to try something new. And I can't judge all from my basic 3 experience. But this bad BP service days are over. I might try out this carolines in queens. I don't like traveling to queens but if its worth it why not. If I can't locate it on BP. I'll hit you for a contact bro.[/QUOTE]This "3 times their hole was grand canyon wide, felt like I was sliding into air" had me seriously shedding tears from laughing so hard. Too funny. My analogy for this subject is me throwing a hot dog down the hallway (I saw that in some movie and it stuck with me) when referring to these loosey goosy's. I've never been to a CDP, but I guess I won't be going and wasting money.

[QUOTE=CornHolio11;3284956]This "3 times their hole was grand canyon wide, felt like I was sliding into air" had me seriously shedding tears from laughing so hard. Too funny. My analogy for this subject is me throwing a hot dog down the hallway (I saw that in some movie and it stuck with me) when referring to these loosey goosy's. I've never been to a CDP, but I guess I won't be going and wasting money.[/QUOTE]Nah. I'm not saying don't go. It's probably a better alternative right now than what's currently out here, but in just 3 sample size I've not had the best experience, although the women were hot. It's more like they get so much traffic through those tunnels especially at that cheap toll price, it probably keeps the lanes wide open.

Currently on BP trying to get someone to agree to do a porno tape but nobody seems down for it.

DarkKnightXXX was speaking nothing but truths. I agreed with everything he said, everything. You know it's bad when the girl he smashed on the roof is the one of the only ads I have my eye on in months too. Same with the girl with the tatts that responded 2 hours later. Was plotting on that too bu said na. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

The quality of girls right now is so low, yet the prices are higher than ever. I too could find a chick with a decent ad to come down on her prices but not anymore. Most of them are throwing wild prices at me. I wouldn't even mind the price increase if the quality was there. But its not! Service is terrible, time is rushed, and these hoes arent even bad. I started in 2013, I use to run into bad hoes all the time, use to find big booty hoes like it was nothing too. Now I can't find either. No ads that look worth calling. No big booty hoes. BP is just so traaaash. I could search for days without finding anything worth calling.

"nobody wants a regular"-You damn right I don't want any regulars. I love digging out new meat. It's why I got into the game. Aint nothing like new puss. But lately all I've been dealing with is regulars. Luckily I have quite a few regs for a rotation. Some still post, some don't. Still. New puss.

BP is just fucking dead. Maybe i need to invest in higher end escorts or something.

As far as CDP. Always been against it. You guys drop 40 bucks to smash latinas with that garbage box. Smh. Dont see how and why yall do it.

Undergrounds I usually don't go after I found cdp andscerts.

[QUOTE=FlatBush21;3287654]Undergrounds I usually don't go after I found cdp andscerts.[/QUOTE]Where is that place at?

[QUOTE=FlatBush21;3287654]Undergrounds I usually don't go after I found cdp andscerts.[/QUOTE]Is that the typical quality of girls at the parties? If so your dealing with the same BP girls and may as well just call them up directly.