To my bare seeking comrades, I took the plunge. Kinda
Went to a place in Goleta and had a FS session. I asked for bbj and she began too but my paranoia got the best for me and asked for the cover before she got past the tip. My paranoia in raging now. Should I be concerned it's been 6 days? How do you who partake in bare services keep your nerves down? Has anyone caught anything from a massage parlor?
We are not a Massage Parlor.
There was an ad circulating that said, "We are NOT a massage parlor" and "No Skinny Latinas", or something along those lines. Anyhoo, I decided to check the place out. I called and they texted the address. Place is located near the Van Nuys Airport. They do not have a store front and the 'entrance' is locked, you must call or you won't find the place. Place is definitely a hole in the wall and the room was lit with a red bulb and music was obnoxious. The woman that answered was BIG. She must have been between 5'7" and 5'9" and easily over 200 lbs. I asked if I could pick my therapist and she said that there were only 2. I saw the other girl and liked what I saw so I opted for her. I am seen to a room and in walks Jenny, she was wearing a sports top and exercise pants. Initially she walked in while I was undressing and told her it was OK and that she could come in. She was hesitant and told me she would come back. I generally start with placing myself face up on the table, she started massaging my chest and then abruptly asked if I was LEO. I laughed and told her no, she said I looked like a PO. She had an accent but her English was really good, I decided to start talking to her in Spanish and she started to open up. We chatted for a bit then she grabbed Jr. , I had started getting a little hard since I was massaging her legs and ass. She told me she loved men with thick thighs and slapped Jr against my leg until he was at full mast. Without negotiating prices or much of anything she put on a sock and started to use her mouth. Her technique sucked (LOL) but the fact that she didn't ask or hesitate was hot. I asked how much and she told me, "whatever you want to give". I was taken aback but didn't stop her. Then after 3-5 minute she took off the rest of her clothes and jumped on. She was definitely thick but not fat like the other girl. Her tits were really nice to look at, And they were natural. I love big natural tits. She cupped her breast and put it in mouth while she was pumping me. Then I asked if I could see her butt and she happily obliged. She turned around and gave me a great view. I asked if I could play with anus but she declined. Then she told me to stand and lean on the table. I did and she back it up and she did a grinding doggy. Then my dumbass popped. She cleaned me up and I asked how much and she told me however much I wanted. So I gave her $80, LOL I felt like one cheap motherfucker, but this will probably be the least expensive session for me ever. I don't know if she was just rattled bc she thought I was LEO or if that is her standard operating procedure. Either way, my good luck. Happy Mongering.
Time to Spring into Health!
Place is on Ven and Newcastle. Stopped in Sunday afternoon. Mid-late 40's provider got me settled in. Opted for the 45 min, but do the 30. Noticed the "No sexual services" sign in the room, so that's always good for a chuckle. Massage was minimal, she tickled the boys right away. I had to point out the sign to her. Lots of tease on my stomach which works for me. Flip and only question was "You tip good?" I assured her I would. Access to bolt-ons, and lower. Pretty good technique got the job done. Clean up and off I went. 45/60. 30 min is. 4.