From the Urban Dictionary. *Expert* defined
Expertvillage.
A channel on YouTube that consists of people that call themselves "experts" with about 140,000 instructional videos. Expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. Most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.
Joe: I tried to learn how to do a kickflip from ExpertVillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself...
Expert Village.
Bullshit.
- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.
Expert.
(1). Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2). Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3). When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4). An Idiot...
BD.
Avoid Samantha in Waltham
[QUOTE=HappyDave;2034939]RI is just 45 min down 95, rates are lower, girls are hotter and at the AMP's you do not need to worry about LE or a pimp rip off.[/QUOTE]Best advice I can give you: See the subject line.
Another great session with Irene
Had another great session with Irene last week. This was my first time at her new place in Withrop. She is well reviewed on here so will try to just update on what's new.
New place in Withrop is fairly remote way down the peninsula so allow time since it takes a bit to get there.
Note that when she gave me the address she said 1st floor. Its a residential (multi-family, multi-level) house on a corner. The doors that face the street of the address have doors, but around the corner there is another door by the driveway basically a level below the main street. Sorta lower level apartment built into what would be the garage I guess. When she & I talked for the appointment she mentioned there was a guy due over any minute (just before me). I texted her when I got there (5 min early) - but she didn't text back right away. I assumed other guy got there late and ran late. Eventually saw other guy come out the side (lower level) door by the driveway so I assumed this was where I should be going. I had texted and asked and she replied shortly after he left saying yes lower level door. As you come in she has room with her table, beyond that is a bedroom where she plays relaxation (massage) music you can hear by the table and a bathroom to use if needed. (I assume she must be living upstairs or just renting this space for work. No matter, its a nice layout).
Massage started as usual with me face down on table, her using coconut oil starting on left leg / foot. Usual sensual moves and then teasing. Eventually coaxing me up on my knees with plenty of reach under. I know I could be more descriptive here but have reviewed her before here. Nice sensual but also intimate touching. New this time I got a bit of finger insertion, not very far but repeatedly and a bit more with each attempt. She could tell I liked it and did it a bit. In past she has just teased around the outside and sorta poked at it. Now I got a good insertion to maybe the first finger joint. Not far enough to reach the magic spot but fun. Eventually she whispered that I could turn over whenever I was ready. I stayed on my knees a bit more drinking it in. It still felt early in the hour. I eventually flipped. And she did more of her usual fantastic tease and massage. She did a great job ball handling as well so I sorta pulled up one knee to see if I could coax her for more insertion. She did a bit but not much. Its pretty clear she isn't looking to go full-on bella with full finger insert. But funny many recent Bella reviews don't mention this so I wonder if she has reduced this specialty as well. Anyway. Irene eventually finished me up to a fantastic release, then the warm towels and cleaned me up. She then continued the massage on arms, legs, feet. Last time after release I got a face or head massage. Was all very relaxing and able to zone out. Hard to decide which is / was better. Someone like 2 pop Linda yrs ago getting one from under and then building to a 2nd at the end or just this very sensual approach and relaxation massage after. Alas Linda is gone so no way to do a side by side.
Sometimes I look for other services or other styles, but when I feel like this type of experience. Irene is perfect.
People not familiar with irene here will ask for contact info. I guess I would say read the forum. I haven't seen an ad from her lately. She has been placing them on backpage from time to time. If I find one I can post a link. But the info is easy to get if you search.
Another definition of Expert
[QUOTE=BigDog001;2034633]Expertvillage.
A channel on YouTube that consists of people that call themselves "experts" with about 140,000 instructional videos. Expertvillage has a variety of different how-to vids. Most of these are useless, and the ones that are actually worth looking at are usually poorly done.
Joe: I tried to learn how to do a kickflip from ExpertVillage, but the guy who was explaining it could hardly land it himself...
Expert Village.
Bullshit.
- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.
Expert.
(1). Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2). Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3). When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4). An Idiot...
BD.[/QUOTE]My dad always says an expert is a damn fool a long way from home.
