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[QUOTE=Squiggy; 1246328]I don't care if I get banned from the site for this post. I just have to say that this post is the goofiest thing I have seen here in a long time. The references to Ugly Betty / Betty Page / wiggly worm / monkeys / purple people eaters / mangoes?

Also this reads like a paid advertisement. Enough, we get it. You love Fantacy Spa or you own the place. Shut the hell up already.[/QUOTE]He has said good things about the other spa's in the past. His advice is spot on. He prob just got done with a session and was doing some mobile posting from the hot dog place. He was still on a high and the adrenaline / endorphines were pumping. Cut the guy some slack. I'd rather have the info than nothing.

[QUOTE=Squiggy; 1246328]I don't care if I get banned from the site for this post. I just have to say that this post is the goofiest thing I have seen here in a long time. The references to Ugly Betty / Betty Page / wiggly worm / monkeys / purple people eaters / mangoes?

Also this reads like a paid advertisement. Enough, we get it. You love Fantacy Spa or you own the place. Shut the hell up already.[/QUOTE]Squiggy, since you're having a hard time understanding I'm using pictures and adding a couple of links for you to get what I'm saying. I'm painting a picture here for you with all the innuendos to convey the experience to you. And yes, I'm a fan of Fantacy Spa, as is Deejcv of SUN, Goodfield of MoonNight Spa, and others of VIP, Tokyo, and Fuji. At least I post my enthusiasm and you? All you do is email me for details. I've seen nothing from you on both boards but snide remarks and telling me and others to F-Off and "it's none of our business" when we've inquired about yours. Well, if it's none of our business then keep it to yourself and STFU.

I've attached some images for you to get an idea of what I was trying to describe Lan:

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My reference to Ugly Betty was for the actress America Ferrera. Liv Tyler because of her mouth (which Lan's is also very much like Sun's Mya). My reference to Lois Lane and Bettie Page was to convey Lan's look which had the 50's reserve of Lois Lane mixed in with the wildness of Bettie Page in her performace.

Here are the links below to the song references:

Devo's Wiggly World.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SHVoLIGuU[/URL]

Purple People Eater Reference.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_People_Eaters[/URL]

[URL][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9H_cI_WCnE[/url][/ULR]

I'm trying to be honest and creative in my reviews. I hope that I convey that to those who have read my reviews and gone to Fantacy to see what type of service they provide. And I hope they enjoyed the same kind of experience (s) I have. Plus I'm also describing the personalities of those who work there by using the things they like in nicknaming them. Purple Majesty = Kelly (aka "Pinky") , Mango Madness = Tammie, and Purple People Eater = Lan though I've decided to change her nickname to Monkey Business.

Besides, I like to have fun writing these reviews since there are some on both boards who want us to keep it on the down low.

Now if you're still having problem understanding what I wrote I'll break out the finger and sock puppets next time for you. I'm always here to help Squiggly Wiggly.

Since Squiggy's post I got to thinking about what kind of soundtrack or songs I would use to describe some of my spa experiences. Here are just a few links to have some fun and to make you think and convey your experiences of your session in a different way.


With Fantacy Kelly:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k[/URL]


With anyone at SUN Spa.

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd8WjeK8riE&feature=related[/url][/U]


And finally, a session with Ocean Spa Sophia:

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9Ge0EwC98[/url][/U]

Let me know what you guys think or if you agree with my interpretation or if you have one of your own for your favorite spa girl.

And finally, a session with Ocean Spa Sophia:

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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9Ge0EwC98[/url]

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Let me know what you guys think or if you agree with my interpretation or if you have one of your own for your favorite spa girl.[/QUOTE]All I can say is wow, you have some fucked up music taste. What the hell is going on in that clip for sophia, there are stick men giveing golden showers and fucking the witch doctor in the ass? Dude I don't know how you found this clip and what that means about your time at Ocean Spa, but I don't think it was the message you wanted to send.

[QUOTE=DrDetroit;1245143]Stopped out to see Hanna at Fugi but she had just started with another customer and CC said it would be an hour wait and "I take very good care of you" as I didn't have the time to wait I took CC up on the offer. I saw CC once before a while back and didn't think much of her (way to much make-up, bad fitting dress etc.) but she turned out to be great, very open to many of my suggestions with a very nice TS before & after with a pretty good massage thrown in and much nicer looking now with little make-up and a short hair-do. CC is a girl that looks far better naked than dressed with smooth skin, nice small tittys (a bit bigger than Hanna's) nice upbeat personality and a really nice butt, I will defiantly repeat. Doc.[/QUOTE]I have seen her multiple times and agree with Doc. Another great option to go to if your spa is busy.

Happy Mongering.

All the spas were busy late this afternoon so I took a ride over to Ocean spa. No cars in lot. Had a fantastic unrushed time with Sophia. Slip and slide and all of Sophias many talents. She's going to be here a while so check her out.

Happy Mongering

Sorry about that Frankie. I picked it more for the song than the video. I didn't watch it all the way through so I missed those parts. Here's some more interpretations of the spas.

For Fantacy Tammie:

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgOpGrjnRoA&feature=related[/url][/U]

For Fantacy Lan:

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k[/url][/U]

For SUN Spa Sammie (who always seemed to be a knockin):

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqWnJgkwppI&feature=related[/url][/U]

For Ada the housekeeper (who'll kick your butt BSB style) :

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E&feature=fvwrel[/url][/U]

For Bookman always looking for the perfect leigh:

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCChxBSRo1Y[/url][/U]

What Frank69 really wants in his spa girls:

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo[/url][/U]

As for me? :

[U][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs[/url][/U]

Okay, that's all for now. No more. I promise (fingers crossed).

Man, it sounds to me as if you are losing touch with reality. I don't know if your "creative" thing is something you are doing conciously or by accident. Either way it doesn't make sense to anybody and doesn't create any information to the readers of the board.

[QUOTE=Vampireweekend; 1247131]Since Squiggy's post I got to thinking about what kind of soundtrack or songs I would use to describe some of my spa experiences. Here are just a few links to have some fun and to make you think and convey your experiences of your session in a different way.

With Fantacy Kelly:

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k[/URL]

With anyone at SUN Spa.

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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd8WjeK8riE&feature=related[/url]

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And finally, a session with Ocean Spa Sophia:

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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9Ge0EwC98[/url]

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Let me know what you guys think or if you agree with my interpretation or if you have one of your own for your favorite spa girl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cleveland Report;1247626]Man, it sounds to me as if you are losing touch with reality. I don't know if your "creative" thing is something you are doing conciously or by accident. Either way it doesn't make sense to anybody and doesn't create any information to the readers of the board.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I admit I'm a bit loco but I'm sorry you don't "get it". It does provide some information in a different format than what you're use to. And why not have some fun with it. Don't we all have some sort of soundtrack or image going on inside our heads during the sessions. I'm always thinking outside the "box" while I'm trying to "get in to it" with the current political situation in Warren as the way it is. And I want to get some sort of information out there no matter what the constraints are.

Wanting a good massage and some attention. Concerned about my cash flow. Decided on Sun because I needed one more signature on my card for a free visit so I rationalized it was like getting 2 for 1. Only 2 cars in the lot when I got there but the doorbell went crazy within five minutes of my arrival. Ended up being rushed with promises of more next time. Didn't get a decent massage and now I wish I had taken my business elsewhere. Only had 3 girls working, June, Coco and Tina. Nana is supposed to be back on Tuesday.

Definitely two thumbs up for this girl. Good skills, good looks.

Ok I am thinking about visiting Warren this weekend. Now I have choices. There is my personal fav June at Sun. I might try Sophia at Ocean. Or there has been a lot of talk about kelly at fantasy. Or I could be a mavrick '-) and head somplace diffrent. What do you guys think I should do?

Frank

I thought the song / video references were hilarious. For those that were offended, think about why we are here. We're not exactly "normal". Yes, I may be a bit off-kilter, but I admit it!

[QUOTE=Frank69; 1247992]Ok I am thinking about visiting Warren this weekend. Now I have choices. There is my personal fav June at Sun. I might try Sophia at Ocean. Or there has been a lot of talk about kelly at fantasy. Or I could be a mavrick '-) and head somplace diffrent. What do you guys think I should do?

Frank[/QUOTE]Stay home!

No, I'm just joking.

I haven't been to the Warren spas but am very interested in trying one or two out but for a different reason I can't decide where to start or who to pick either. I am just as interested in physical looks as I am service. It would be great if the spas themselves or some rabid customers would post recent photos of the girls to help us rookies decide. Afterall no matter how descriptive, IMO descriptions are subjective opinions that vary from guy to guy. I'd like to see what the spas have to offer in addition to reading what they offer.

[QUOTE=Frank69; 1247992]Ok I am thinking about visiting Warren this weekend. Now I have choices. There is my personal fav June at Sun. I might try Sophia at Ocean. Or there has been a lot of talk about kelly at fantasy. Or I could be a mavrick '-) and head somplace diffrent. What do you guys think I should do?

Frank[/QUOTE]Frankie, you're not a maverick. You just like the same old same old. Go back to the arms of Jun. I have a card for Ocean that's on it's fifth leg for 1/2 off if you want to try Sophia (you can have my card). And I know you don't want to spend $$ for Fantacy Kelly so don't even consider it. Just go back to Jun, your old reliable though she has had a fresh can of paint.