Ripoff Reports

Careful of Alice and her Madhatter BF. Looks nothing like the photos. Questionable area. Addiction has not been kind. Her man will steal the first chance he gets. Best to avoid him at all costs. Her as well.

The only thing I can say is that it was a HORRIBLE experience. From the second she walked through the door I had a BAD feeling about her. And I was right. First she wanted to talk me into a full hour, which I declined, since we only agreed on a half hour. Wanted the full amount upfront but I said no, so we agreed on half before and half after. She was NOT the person in her ad, was much heavier, far less attractive, and much older. She basically just took the money that I gave her and bolted. Http: milwaukee. [URL]skipthegames.com[/URL]/ female-escorts / exotic / juicy-rican-freak-loves-to-swa /952712758214.

[QUOTE=HenryJohnson;4993356]The only thing I can say is that it was a HORRIBLE experience. From the second she walked through the door I had a BAD feeling about her. And I was right. First she wanted to talk me into a full hour, which I declined, since we only agreed on a half hour. Wanted the full amount upfront but I said no, so we agreed on half before and half after. She was NOT the person in her ad, was much heavier, far less attractive, and much older. She basically just took the money that I gave her and bolted. Http: milwaukee. [URL]skipthegames.com[/URL]/ female-escorts / exotic / juicy-rican-freak-loves-to-swa /952712758214.[/QUOTE]Thank you for toft. She was on my list, not anymore.

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She invites you upstairs, asks for the money up front and has you take a seat. She then texts me to leave the apartment for just a second, as her daughter needs to grab her tablet. I oblige. After waiting patiently for 45 minutes, and after numerous attempts to contact her, I knew I just got robbed for 100 $.

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She invites you upstairs, asks for the money up front and has you take a seat. She then texts me to leave the apartment for just a second, as her daughter needs to grab her tablet. I oblige. After waiting patiently for 45 minutes, and after numerous attempts to contact her, I knew I just got robbed for 100 $.[/QUOTE]She has been discussed before. Unfortunately, it takes awhile for that sour taste to go away. I suggest you get an app number and so you could call from a different number next time. But you must be careful, she may have had an accomplice. Next time, read the posts or post a question before going to see someone.

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So this ***** in the middle of a BBBJ starts gagging and gets up to act like she's running to the bathroom. She runs out my front door leaving the door open and splits less than five minutes into it. I should of told her forget it when she mentioned she knew Star. Stay clear of her.

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So this ***** in the middle of a BBBJ starts gagging and gets up to act like she's running to the bathroom. She runs out my front door leaving the door open and splits less than five minutes into it. I should of told her forget it when she mentioned she knew Star. Stay clear of her.[/QUOTE]I'll at least give her credit for planning. Bolting after a little sucking is genius. She has the money, has started the service, but knows with you naked with a hard on are probably not going to be able to chase after her by the time you realise what she has done. I guess a word to the wise is, if you are naked, but your provider is clothed, proceed with caution.

[QUOTE=Pelotero1924;4999994]She has been discussed before. Unfortunately, it takes awhile for that sour taste to go away. I suggest you get an app number and so you could call from a different number next time. But you must be careful, she may have had an accomplice. Next time, read the posts or post a question before going to see someone.[/QUOTE]Same exact thing happened to me. Exact same way. I am thinking about making another appointment, and when she asks me to leave, I take a couple hundred dollars worth of her shit with me out the door. Probably won't, but who knows.

[QUOTE=GMan25;5013926]I'll at least give her credit for planning. Bolting after a little sucking is genius. She has the money, has started the service, but knows with you naked with a hard on are probably not going to be able to chase after her by the time you realise what she has done. I guess a word to the wise is, if you are naked, but your provider is clothed, proceed with caution.[/QUOTE]Yeah I'm not going to chase some woman out of my house naked. I will however out her in blast so others stay clear. She can go walk Greenfield with Star and her mom.

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So this ***** in the middle of a BBBJ starts gagging and gets up to act like she's running to the bathroom. She runs out my front door leaving the door open and splits less than five minutes into it. I should of told her forget it when she mentioned she knew Star. Stay clear of her.[/QUOTE]Sorry for your lost. With the limited choices in town, we tend to allow anyone into our places. Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Badger53;5014188]Same exact thing happened to me. Exact same way. I am thinking about making another appointment, and when she asks me to leave, I take a couple hundred dollars worth of her shit with me out the door. Probably won't, but who knows.[/QUOTE]Why would you think that she'd have a couple hundred dollars worth of anything?

[QUOTE=HenryJohnson;4993356]The only thing I can say is that it was a HORRIBLE experience. From the second she walked through the door I had a BAD feeling about her. And I was right. First she wanted to talk me into a full hour, which I declined, since we only agreed on a half hour. Wanted the full amount upfront but I said no, so we agreed on half before and half after. She was NOT the person in her ad, was much heavier, far less attractive, and much older. She basically just took the money that I gave her and bolted. Http: milwaukee. [URL]skipthegames.com[/URL]/ female-escorts / exotic / juicy-rican-freak-loves-to-swa /952712758214.[/QUOTE][URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/juicy-rican-freak-loves-to-swa/952712758214[/URL]

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I reported on her in Racine Saturday night- she called, asked for 120, said she would work with 80 for hhr, took the money and tried to give me a covered BBBJ and was shocked when I couldn't get off because I was so pissed. She didn't even let me feel her up, it was a fucking joke. She was all dressed up in sweats to go to the bar as soon as she was done. She said she wasn't done scamming when I texted after, either.

[QUOTE=Atkinson0705;4819315]I've known her for a about 6 years now. I'm an ex-client of hers and eventually got to be on friendly terms with her-almost seemed like we were friends, in an on again, off again type of way. She moved to TX for awhile in 2016 and we fell out of touch, then in 2018 she returned to Milwaukee and we reconnected. It turned into sort of a business / friendship relationship where I would run errands for her or drive her to outcalls. That situation had it's good and bad points, but working for her at times made me realize what a dragon lady-type boss she was. Make one mistake, not even a critical one, and she would take your head off. Part of business also was loading her pre-paid credit card. But recently had been wanting me to book hotel reservations for her with my debit card with the promise she would pay me back. I never felt good about that proposition but I did it because I felt pressured and didn't want to lose a friend. Last week I booked a room for her and she said she would paypal me the money. It never came. When I inquired about it she got really nasty, like I owed HER money. I didn't think that she would turn out to be a ripoff artist and steal from people, let alone a friend. It's been several days and I'm pretty sure that I won't see any of that money. That is a pretty crooked thing to do. She probably doesn't have as much money as she claims to have or she wouldn't steal from people. What a disappointment Kendall turned out to be. I don't understand why she would do this to someone, a friend.[/QUOTE]I agree. I was in town in August had seen her once before years ago and she is not the same. She is a c*nt now. And her temper is whacked. Her claims I am 15 minutes away 2 hours later I am pulling in the parking lot and then she gets transformed into another galaxy and never makes it to the hotel room. I will NEVER waste my time with that thing again.

Went to see this girl at her incall on 38th and and. The scam they're running is building maintenance is in her apartment so you have to wait in your car, after her telling me this activity picked up around me, and I "maintenance man asked if I live there cause he was trying to get an a apartment for repairs. " I thought it was a police sting so I left and parked down the street. Things died down and she was calling so I stupidly went back. So she gave me the number and said she was ready. Well I knock on the door and here came the "maintenance man" he pulled out a gun and wanted me to go inside, he was going to have to shoot me cause I was not going in. So he held his jacket open to hide the gun pointed at me and demanded the donation. Which I gave half to him cause I don't keep the whole donation together. I wasn't going to put up a fuss over 60 bucks, but I would've fought to avoid going inside with him. I never saw the girl BTW stupid me.

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[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;5053492]Went to see this girl at her incall on 38th and and. The scam they're running is building maintenance is in her apartment so you have to wait in your car, after her telling me this activity picked up around me, and I "maintenance man asked if I live there cause he was trying to get an a apartment for repairs. " I thought it was a police sting so I left and parked down the street. Things died down and she was calling so I stupidly went back. So she gave me the number and said she was ready. Well I knock on the door and here came the "maintenance man" he pulled out a gun and wanted me to go inside, he was going to have to shoot me cause I was not going in. So he held his jacket open to hide the gun pointed at me and demanded the donation. Which I gave half to him cause I don't keep the whole donation together. I wasn't going to put up a fuss over 60 bucks, but I would've fought to avoid going inside with him. I never saw the girl BTW stupid me.

[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-keep-me-company-wet-read/769062638779[/URL][/QUOTE]Glad you got out of there in one piece. Happened to me once several years ago, not a pleasant experience. That's when I started carrying.

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House on 78th st. In Kenosha. Posted here because she has ads in Milwaukee. She went downstairs for smokes after donation was passed and left the house. Her "husband" entered not too long after that. Avoid at all costs.

[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;5053492]Went to see this girl at her incall on 38th and and. The scam they're running is building maintenance is in her apartment so you have to wait in your car, after her telling me this activity picked up around me, and I "maintenance man asked if I live there cause he was trying to get an a apartment for repairs. " I thought it was a police sting so I left and parked down the street. Things died down and she was calling so I stupidly went back. So she gave me the number and said she was ready. Well I knock on the door and here came the "maintenance man" he pulled out a gun and wanted me to go inside, he was going to have to shoot me cause I was not going in. So he held his jacket open to hide the gun pointed at me and demanded the donation. Which I gave half to him cause I don't keep the whole donation together. I wasn't going to put up a fuss over 60 bucks, but I would've fought to avoid going inside with him. I never saw the girl BTW stupid me.

[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-keep-me-company-wet-read/769062638779[/URL][/QUOTE]Just for reference sake she also walks Greenfield almost constantly. No idea what she's like if you scoop her, but I'd be doubly wary now.

HS.

[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;5053492]Went to see this girl at her incall on 38th and and. The scam they're running is building maintenance is in her apartment so you have to wait in your car, after her telling me this activity picked up around me, and I "maintenance man asked if I live there cause he was trying to get an a apartment for repairs. " I thought it was a police sting so I left and parked down the street. Things died down and she was calling so I stupidly went back. So she gave me the number and said she was ready. Well I knock on the door and here came the "maintenance man" he pulled out a gun and wanted me to go inside, he was going to have to shoot me cause I was not going in. So he held his jacket open to hide the gun pointed at me and demanded the donation. Which I gave half to him cause I don't keep the whole donation together. I wasn't going to put up a fuss over 60 bucks, but I would've fought to avoid going inside with him. I never saw the girl BTW stupid me.

[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-keep-me-company-wet-read/769062638779[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry to hear the bad news. Glad that you're okay. It's always a gamble when dealing with garbage providers.

[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;5053492]Went to see this girl at her incall on 38th and and. The scam they're running is building maintenance is in her apartment so you have to wait in your car, after her telling me this activity picked up around me, and I "maintenance man asked if I live there cause he was trying to get an a apartment for repairs. " I thought it was a police sting so I left and parked down the street. Things died down and she was calling so I stupidly went back. So she gave me the number and said she was ready. Well I knock on the door and here came the "maintenance man" he pulled out a gun and wanted me to go inside, he was going to have to shoot me cause I was not going in. So he held his jacket open to hide the gun pointed at me and demanded the donation. Which I gave half to him cause I don't keep the whole donation together. I wasn't going to put up a fuss over 60 bucks, but I would've fought to avoid going inside with him. I never saw the girl BTW stupid me.

[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-keep-me-company-wet-read/769062638779[/URL][/QUOTE]Take a screenshot of these ads when you post them in the ripoff reports. When they take down the ads there is still info here about them.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;5056266]Take a screenshot of these ads when you post them in the ripoff reports. When they take down the ads there is still info here about them.[/QUOTE[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-keep-me-company-wet-read/026008880412[/URL]

I will never see a provider with zero reviews, will not see someone with bad teeth, has a tattoo covering her chest, and I gave up on motels / hotels. Also has to be 60 and under for QV and 100 and under for for hhr. So that leaves me with what? 5 percent of providers to choose from?

Take a screenshot of these ads when you post them in the ripoff reports. When they take down the ads there is still info here about them.

That's Angela who hasn't posted in about 4-5 months and worked out of the infamous hotel near greenfield and hwy 100. Was always a safe provider. Wonder if they are using her pics or if she is back?

[QUOTE=DaveDream;5056755]I will never see a provider with zero reviews, will not see someone with bad teeth, has a tattoo covering her chest, and I gave up on motels / hotels. Also has to be 60 and under for QV and 100 and under for for hhr. So that leaves me with what? 5 percent of providers to choose from?

Take a screenshot of these ads when you post them in the ripoff reports. When they take down the ads there is still info here about them.[/QUOTE]No Bad teeth? That takes out about 75% of crack users. I prioritise my women thusly: Teeth-No trailer, Trailer-No Teeth, No teeth-No Trailer. I rarely dip down into the "no teeth-no trailer bin" but if I get tired enough of jerking off, I'll fuck the neighbour's dog. Hell, I ain't proud.

Coochie (my scruples have fallen further than my arches) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. 60 and under for QV AND teeth? Picky, picky, picky.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;5054012]Just for reference sake she also walks Greenfield almost constantly. No idea what she's like if you scoop her, but I'd be doubly wary now.

HS.[/QUOTE]She used to be my regular girl when she living in the Marquette neighborhood. She was a total sweetheart and gave amazing head, but the crack took over.

This on hosts on 8X and Oklahoma in a family apartment. Post pics not real. Stay Away!

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I used to always see Princesss post and wanted to see her but could never get away to do it. Anyway, she posted saying she was selling vids, so I reached out. She responded right away and we had some back and forth. She said entry was to cash app $20. Normally I wouldn't cash app but to get videos sent for $20 I figured it wouldn't be a big loss. I sent it and then crickets. I heard nothing. I text back a few times and no response. It seems like it would be easy enough to send some videos over, but I guess trying to con for a quick $20 was easier. Seems stupid to me, because she could have made a lot more money. Oh well, lesson learned. I hope none of you guys make the same mistake with her.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;5054012]Just for reference sake she also walks Greenfield almost constantly. No idea what she's like if you scoop her, but I'd be doubly wary now.

HS.[/QUOTE]I have seen this girl on about 18th and G a zillion times.

She may not have even known the robbers were using her photos.

So I was dog sitting near Lynn / Tabby in WA, and decided to try outcall. I have seen both with no issues before on multiple occasions. They came to the place I was staying, and Tabby came to the door and said. I'm just going to run the money out to my mom, Lynn. I said. You're going to rip me off, aren't you? Tabby said, no way that's dirty. You've seen us enough to know we're cool. Well, they're not cool. It was only 60 bucks, but it's always the principle of the matter. They are clearly sliding down, as each visit with them has gotten progressively worse. I texted Lynn and said, WTF? She said that she was deathly ill, and I put pussy over her health. What? That's a comical response to stealing. I would stay away.

Some of you might remember this girl. She would collect the money and then her fellow junkie / boyfriend / pimp would appear with a knife or weapon and threaten you away.

Hopefully none of you make the same error that a few that posted did and see her.

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[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;5137786]Some of you might remember this girl. She would collect the money and then her fellow junkie / boyfriend / pimp would appear with a knife or weapon and threaten you away.

Hopefully none of you make the same error that a few that posted did and see her.

[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/freaky-and-fun/897549425011[/URL][/QUOTE]Which is why I carry. Got robbed once, never again.

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;5137786]Some of you might remember this girl. She would collect the money and then her fellow junkie / boyfriend / pimp would appear with a knife or weapon and threaten you away.

Hopefully none of you make the same error that a few that posted did and see her.

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Thank you for the report and the reminder. This is exactly what this forum is supposed to be about. Posting information and sharing information to keep us all safe. Remember this when you post on the forum. Make sure what you are sharing is accurate and post anything that would be important to your fellow mongers here especially when it comes to safety.

Abby asked if she could be paid by ebay gift card. Big warning sign. I ended buying a $25 ebay card and $175 on another.

She ended up stealing the $25 ebay card. I doubt she was even at the hotel. I reported the theft to ebay.

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I will say it once, I will say it a thousand times, do NOT pay a girl in advance. Do not send them cash app or gift cards before meeting. Do not pay a portion in advance, no matter what they say. There are a handful of people (girls and guys) running these scams because their friends are telling them about all the stupid asses that are sending them free money. Do NOT be one of these stupid fucks. There may be an occasional girl that will meet with a deposit, but, there also may be a unicorn in my back yard.

[QUOTE=Gsee606;5179099]Abby asked if she could be paid by ebay gift card. Big warning sign. I ended buying a $25 ebay card and $175 on another.

She ended up stealing the $25 ebay card. I doubt she was even at the hotel. I reported the theft to ebay.

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Available To Men, Couples.

Incall $ 200.00 / hour, $ 400.00 / overnight.

Outcall $ 250.00 / hour, $ 500.00 / overnight.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;5180191]I will say it once, I will say it a thousand times, do NOT pay a girl in advance. Do not send them cash app or gift cards before meeting. Do not pay a portion in advance, no matter what they say. There are a handful of people (girls and guys) running these scams because their friends are telling them about all the stupid asses that are sending them free money. Do NOT be one of these stupid fucks. There may be an occasional girl that will meet with a deposit, but, there also may be a unicorn in my back yard.[/QUOTE]It amazes me as well. This needs to filed under "live and learn" I guess. I'm sure you're like me in that you did a lot of dumb things early in your hobbying and learned from it. So many of these ads are ridiculously obviously fake but, wait for it, there's one born every minute.

[QUOTE=Gsee606;5179099]Abby asked if she could be paid by ebay gift card. Big warning sign. I ended buying a $25 ebay card and $175 on another.

She ended up stealing the $25 ebay card. I doubt she was even at the hotel. I reported the theft to ebay.

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Outcall $ 250.00 / hour, $ 500.00 / overnight.[/QUOTE]There is a thread started on the Madison board about ways to get even with these bogus camp followers. I threw my 2 cents in over there, so I won't rewrite it here. Buy a burner phone and let the fun begin. But again, never ever ever cut your dick off with a dull knife or send a hooker money up front. Also, don't open a can of gasoline with a blowtorch or send a hooker money up front. Don't offer to fuck the cop in the ass who pulled you over for speeding, or send a hooker money up front. I could go on, but the point should be clear now.

Coochie (many mistakes, but not that one) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. If you insist on sending hookers money via CashApp, Venmo, Paypal or whatever, send it to me instead. At least I'll let you rim me for your trouble.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5180680]There is a thread started on the Madison board about ways to get even with these bogus camp followers. I threw my 2 cents in over there, so I won't rewrite it here. Buy a burner phone and let the fun begin. But again, never ever ever cut your dick off with a dull knife or send a hooker money up front. Also, don't open a can of gasoline with a blowtorch or send a hooker money up front. Don't offer to fuck the cop in the ass who pulled you over for speeding, or send a hooker money up front. I could go on, but the point should be clear now.

Coochie (many mistakes, but not that one) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. If you insist on sending hookers money via CashApp, Venmo, Paypal or whatever, send it to me instead. At least I'll let you rim me for your trouble.[/QUOTE]Thanks Coochie.

Please see my post with the same title in the Escort reports section. I didn't post it here because I didn't really get ripped off. Yes, it was a very expensive half-hour conversation. I don't know if it could be considered a rip off.

[QUOTE=Anduril77;5186644]Please see my post with the same title in the Escort reports section. I didn't post it here because I didn't really get ripped off. Yes, it was a very expensive half-hour conversation. I don't know if it could be considered a rip off.[/QUOTE]Nuff Sed.

C (E.

GBYA!

Goes by krazywhitekat. We meet at 26th and Wells, and she says she wants to meet on the street, fine. We walk and talk (LEO?, what do you do, what do you want) walk up to her (alleged) apartment at _ _ _ 25th street and just as we're about to go in the door to her (alleged) hallway and she asks for money, and since it seems like we're going into her apartment at _ _ _ 25th street. I hand her 1 whole hour of my wages. So, the door appears to be locked and now she says doesn't have a key. Now for the fun.

Her idea is to go to a neighbor 4 doors down to get a key to the apartment (what? As we're walking and she's talking to me through teeth that you could drive a truck between because meth is eating them away. She indicates she has a job interview coming up in 45 minutes. IDGAF, you have another job to do rat now.

My time is limited so I suggest we just go to my car, and she's being wishy washy about getting in, walking back and forth. She opens the door to finally get in, and I'm about to drive off with her, her phone rings. Her phone screen! So. No car date, and we're walking back to her apartment and she's doing a phone screen (health care, medical records related) and when she sits and puts it on mute (screener is talking) I demand the money back and she refuses. I ask again, and she refuses again. So when she unmutes to answer the job screeners questions I scream "Katie is a prostitute!" and her face goes white. I hear the screener ask her something and when she goes back to respond I get in closer and yell "krazywhitekat with 2 Ks" hoping they google her hoe name and, well. Ain't I a stinker?

Maybe it was a fake phone screen? Maybe it was real? Maybe I ruined her only prospect to escape her miserable life and rejoin society? Maybe I saved the life of her future patients that she may have killed because she has a dumb *** smooth brain.