What do you expect from a bottled-blonde?
Hey Pepper, I know this is coming late to the party, but I couldn't let this be&S artist off without pointing to the obvious...
Take a look at her BP post again. Right in the shots are mirror-reflections of her CAMERA-phone! LMAO!
Yeah, uhuh. Whatever you say baby! LMAO!
[QUOTE=Pepperguy;2059896]Pics in ad provided.[/QUOTE]
Nice Work Brother MHS! Nice Work and Great Post. This is What The Board is For.
[QUOTE=MakinHerSquirt;2090522]Dreamed of Lady Banks used to go by Shi a few months ago (4072236557) [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/fun-size-sweet-freak-5el-p-guaranteed-andltandlt-23/10285398[/URL].
My dream of Lady Banks ended up turning into a nightmare that I wish I never had. The photos on BP are real, not sure if the twerking video is her or not, most likely it is. She has a very nice toned and soft body, sexy spinner type. Her incall was by OC Corrections at a notel, she had two other BP ladies and a dog in her messy room when I arrived. One of the ladies was trying to show me her BP ad while Lady Banks was getting ready and that didn't sit well with LB, she instantly got pissed and demanded I dream of her roommate instead. I'm like WTF, you had all these people here knowing that I was on my way 20 minutes ago and we were just being friendly. Anyway, I was able to diffuse the situation (so I thought) the ladies left the room and my dream / nightmare began. No, no, upsell, upsell after the donation was accepted. I really wanted to have a pleasant dream of her because she is fine, however her attitude was very shitty and had no desire of providing a quality service for the HH donation she received. I was rushed after about 10 minutes and things just continued on a downward spiral. She became very belligerent and even pulled out her phone as if to call someone to come to the room for me to leave. Based on my experience with this provider, I firmly believe that she was either having a very bad day or she may have some mental issues, regardless of which I would not recommend a visit! [ATTACH=CONFIG]319508[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]319509[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]Indeed, this gal fucked up your whole experience. We live, we learn. Maybe another Board member has had a better experience than what you went through and will offer his review. MHS, see Cheyanne at MBS. Maybe you can "Make Her Squirt". lol
Incidentally, The Jag had another PSE threesome with two Escort providers very recently. I will be posing my review in the coming days.
But, for now, I will say that one of the gals that was in my porn fuckfest threesome, had some SERIOUS hygiene issues that left The Jag in a "daze", This gal is well known and has one of the best fucking bodies I have EVER seen on a gal. EVER. And her vagina was one of the nicest looking vaginas that I have ever seen on a provider.
Still, the "malodorous" molecules of her "vag flora", seared the lining of my nostrils (similar to the gal I wrote about back in December) and almost destroyed the mood. Even her girlfriend looked at me oddly and made a "stinky face" while I was pounding away at her friend, K9. And if a providers' girlfriend indicates that her friends' vag is "pungent", then, you know it's time for hygiene "remediation".
JaguarXF.
A Couple of Misses on These Two. Hopefully, Other Guys Have Seen These Gals.
Brook: Called this hottie (well, the pics looked good and the one pic here had that "Marilyn Monroe" look to it, so, I was helpless and had to call her)) very recently, she said she was on Universal Blvd by 528. She sounded pretty sweet on the phone until I heard her fucking GB fucking pimp in the background saying something to her. I did not like hearing his voice in the background, while Brook was trying to talk to me. A real turn off, it was. I asked who it was talking to her and she said it was the TV. Really? Unless I was watching that "Twilight Zone" episode where the guy on the TV was talking to the guy in the living room, to the point where the guy went insane and his wife pushed him out the window, then, I knew Brook was FOS. I told her thank you and I hung up. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10470606&image=10470605[/URL].
Monica: At a No-tel and a big No Go! I called this young co-ed recently and set up a meeting. She was at America's Best Inns and Suites on Wymore Road /1-4/436. I arrived at the hotel (across from HJ's) and the place was a shit box, with one or two shady characters walking around. I already wrote a quick review ("The Bates Motel") in response to another post about her. I told her I was here. No response. Then, I get a text saying a guy is stuck in her bathroom and that the manager is on his way up to correct the problem. What?? She apologized and asked me to wait a few minutes. I told her no, I was leaving. Then she called me and said everything was fine and to come back. No dice. I get another text a few minutes later saying she is ready. What? I did not respond. I will not recommend this gal, unless she adjusts her "business model". Her pics are likely fake anyway, but, boy those pics are fucking hot. [URL]http://escortbyphone.com/407-369-2044/ad/specials-hey-you-yes-you-look-here-hot-right-new-410707[/URL].
JaguarXF.
Something I have noticed over the years.
I've been in this game for a long time. I've been lucky enough to have seen some real top-notch performers, believe me.
There is one thing that I've noticed that has been consistant throughout the years. The really good, no, I mean GREAT GFE providers have a real tendancy to be quite flaky and unreliable. Even the great NaNa Pleases missed about one third of her appts with me. I was a regular of hers and we considered ourselves to be friends, as well. That didn't matter, I still got the texts from her quite a bit telling me some excuse and I also had quite a few NCNS's with her. That did not stop me from continuing to make appts with just about my best ever performer, NaNa. Thankfully, I forgave her for those missed appts and man, oh man, would she make it up to me the next time!
I have a long, long list of top notch performers that missed appts right and frickin left. Not just with me but with many other mongers as well. I used to wonder how in the fuck these girls could make you feel as if you were the only man in the world for them, when you were dreaming of them, and then act like you were an insignificant nobody over the phone. (I'm not talking about Jersey Girl or Joytoy, those girls are both in a league of their own. They should write the business model for other escorts to follow as to how clients SHOULD be treated!)
I have especially noticed that the young, hot, ultra-GFE girls seem to be the worst at keeping appts and showing up on time. I don't know how many times I have been livid when a girl that just texted me 5 minutes earlier, saying she was ready and excited to see me, didn't answer the phone when I had just talked with her 5 mins earlier!
Yes, it sucks. I've been there and I hate it too. However, I tend to have some more patience for giving them second, third, hell, sometimes even fourth or fifth chances. Because when you do get to see that mega-hottie, mega-performer, all those missed appts fade into a distant memory.
I don't know why these girls are such sweethearts when you're with them and such callous little witches at other times. I have my theories but they're just that, theories.
One thing that I do know is that many of these hot, young, mega-GFE providers are quite unreliable at keeping appts and being on time. I think this is something that you just have to factor in when you're attempting to dream of them. It's a decision that you have to make when you call, you need to realize that there is a good chance that she won't show up. How you handle it from there is your own decision. My .02.
Nice Work Admin and A Big Thank You, From The Jag.
A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".
His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.
Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).
Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.
Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.
I am willing to give him a second chance.
Just my Jag, dos Centavos.
JaguarXF.
I thought mine was better
[BLUE]You can't beat trolls to death, you can only starve them. Beating on them, or acknowledging them in anyway is like giving them a free BBBJCOF. So the next time, before you hit send, grab a towel to wipe their spooge off your face.
Like I said, just ignore them and live well, that's what will really piss them off.
A2[/BLUE]
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2105134]A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".
His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.
Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).
Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.
Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.
I am willing to give him a second chance.
Just my Jag, dos Centavos.
JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]
Ummmm, Did You Have To Add That "Spooge" Comment? LOLOL
[QUOTE=Admin2;2105486][BLUE]You can't beat trolls to death, you can only starve them. Beating on them, or acknowledging them in anyway is like giving them a free BBBJCOF. So the next time, before you hit send, grab a towel to wipe their spooge off your face.
Like I said, just ignore them and live well, that's what will really piss them off.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Yeah, that was pretty sick! LOL. But it's nice to see that Admin can have fun, too. Yes, trolls should be "starved". LOL.
Advice well taken, my good sir.
JaguarXF.