Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1138474]There has been a lot of discussion about newbies asking questions, wanting specific info on providers, etc. I can't imagine anyone coming here that wouldn't bother to read through the old posts. It's fun and informative. The first thing I did when I found this site was to read about a years worth of posts on all of the Milwaukee boards. Sure it took some time but it was a blast. And I got a lot of good info. That's what all newbies need to do first.[/QUOTE]Well I have been on this board for a couple of years and get quite a kick out of the variety of info and drama on here. I recently found out what it takes to be a senior member because I was more interested in the info instead of rank. The main reason I snoop around here is I like to knkow a provider is not LE. Another is if her pics are accurate, and the prices. The info sharing from the senior members would be helpful and save me a bunch of time especially on the SW area because you throw a SW a few dollars more and she is more than willing to please.

Well I guess I am rambling here so I will say so long and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1138474]There has been a lot of discussion about newbies asking questions, wanting specific info on providers, etc. I can't imagine anyone coming here that wouldn't bother to read through the old posts. It's fun and informative. The first thing I did when I found this site was to read about a years worth of posts on all of the Milwaukee boards. Sure it took some time but it was a blast. And I got a lot of good info. That's what all newbies need to do first.[/QUOTE]I agree Amplover. I thought I was addicted to this site for awhile. I couldn't stop reading the old posts and when I had the Wisconsin posts memorized I started reading the forums of cities I might visit, cities I have visited and even some cities I might never visit.

Also, even better advice for newbies, go to the forum home page and read the rules for mongering. That's the best way to stay out of trouble and enjoy the hobby. Many of the SW rules apply, even with BP girls or AMPs.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2215471922.html[/url]

The 150 of you that have been here, will get a good laugh after reading the lasted ad

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1142613]

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2215471922.html[/url]

The 150 of you that have been here, will get a good laugh after reading the lasted ad[/QUOTE]Not sure what part of that was funny.

[QUOTE=Ultra Classic;1142712]Not sure what part of that was funny.[/QUOTE]Ok, I don't think she has seen "30" since Bush was president. George senior.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1142715]Ok, I don't think she has seen "30" since Bush was president. George senior.[/QUOTE]Hey, you guys know how women are. She's just rounding (Down).

Men are the same with money,

When she asks how much money have you got? We round down, hence $40 becomes $20.

Just like 50 is thirty for a women.

Hope that clears this confusion up.

BTW. Lots of women believe I only have $20. Which I why I get no action! LOL

[QUOTE=Ultra Classic;1142712]Not sure what part of that was funny.[/QUOTE]It's all funny!

"I have been doing massages from my home for about 3 years." should include the following:

In the basement of my retired parents home with my teen age children and freinds ruuning about. My mother may greet you at the door and invite you in to watch golf with my dad while she tries to find me and remind her of an appointment.

"I am 30 years old." should include:

However, I have several children in their late teens. You do the math.

"I offer soothing music, dim lights, warming temperture, and lotions / oils of your choice." should include:

I play the music loud so my kids and parents don't hear you cum.

"Not every person is the same, so I do different techniques on everyone depending what your needs are." should include: YMMV depending on my mood

I'm sure in her mind that late 30s somehow translates to 30 years old.

And the line about "lotions / oils of your choice" should also include. It will be your choice if I remember to buy them and they will be the cheapest stuff available.

So with all the negative things said I figured I should pop in with my experience with her. Honestly I have nothing but good things to say about her. Ok yeah, she's not exactly a tight bodied hottie (gratuitous understatement) but I certainly wouldn't call her ugly. And her tits are huge and loads of fun to play with. Now, if you want a massage I'm sure you could talk her into one, but I always just skip the bs and get straight to the fucking, which is why I was debating if I should put this here or in the general section. Most of the discussion of her seems to be here so I figure I'll keep it in one spot. Good BBBJ, not the best but good, Not the most inspired FS but pretty good. Does pretty much anything I ask for and if I kick her a 20 extra she never says no to anything.

Now I think a big reason my experience with her is better than most is that I always have her do outcalls. Eliminates all the shit that goes with her house. I admit if I went to her place with her kids or her dad there I would pretty much never go back. Only thing I ever found a little bit sketchy was she brought a friend the first time she saw me, but I understand it as a safety thing. Was totally legit, didn't get robbed or anything, plus the chick was smokin hot. Asked about her but apparently she only does legit massage with no HE at all. Red called her Drea I think. She looked to be early 20's, long dark hair, glasses, tight sexy body. If anyone has any experience with her I would be interested to hear.

Anyone thinking about seeing Red that hasn't yet, I would suggest doing an outcall for a 45 min session (have heard less time means few extras to be had) and when she tells you to massage her skip that shit and shove a couple fingers in her. She'll take the hint and from there you can pretty much tell her what to do.

[QUOTE=LostMonger;1146002]Asked about her but apparently she only does legit massage with no HE at all. Red called her Drea I think. She looked to be early 20's, long dark hair, glasses, tight sexy body. If anyone has any experience with her I would be interested to hear.[/QUOTE]The first or second time I went to see Red I was met at her door by a woman who matches that description. She told me she was Red's assistant and that Red had to run to the store so she showed me to the room to wait for her. I've seen Red a few times but I haven't seen that other girl since.

[QUOTE=LostMonger;1146002]I would suggest doing an outcall for a 45 min session (have heard less time means few extras to be had)[/QUOTE]First time I went I got FS and if I remember correctly I only scheduled a 30min incall appointment, so YMMV

[QUOTE=LostMonger; 1146002]So with all the negative things said I figured I should pop in with my experience with her. Honestly I have nothing but good things to say about her. Ok yeah, she's not exactly a tight bodied hottie (gratuitous understatement) but I certainly wouldn't call her ugly. And her tits are huge and loads of fun to play with. Now, if you want a massage I'm sure you could talk her into one, but I always just skip the bs and get straight to the fucking, which is why I was debating if I should put this here or in the general section. Most of the discussion of her seems to be here so I figure I'll keep it in one spot. Good BBBJ, not the best but good, Not the most inspired FS but pretty good. Does pretty much anything I ask for and if I kick her a 20 extra she never says no to anything.

Now I think a big reason my experience with her is better than most is that I always have her do outcalls. Eliminates all the shit that goes with her house. I admit if I went to her place with her kids or her dad there I would pretty much never go back. Only thing I ever found a little bit sketchy was she brought a friend the first time she saw me, but I understand it as a safety thing. Was totally legit, didn't get robbed or anything, plus the chick was smokin hot. Asked about her but apparently she only does legit massage with no HE at all. Red called her Drea I think. She looked to be early 20's, long dark hair, glasses, tight sexy body. If anyone has any experience with her I would be interested to hear.

Anyone thinking about seeing Red that hasn't yet, I would suggest doing an outcall for a 45 min session (have heard less time means few extras to be had) and when she tells you to massage her skip that shit and shove a couple fingers in her. She'll take the hint and from there you can pretty much tell her what to do. [/QUOTE]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.

Called Mandy after seeing her CL post for massage.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/2233554108.html[/url]

Glad I did. She is a sweet college gal who uses a hotel on 27th for massage and fun. She does nude undraped with a HE. YMMV as today I saw reviews of her on another forum where it appears she may provide other services. Very nice and easy to talk to. You can tell she is new to this, see her why you can before she changes her mind about being in the business or starts going to school full time. I will be going back for sure.

[ QUOTE=Rubberchicken; 1146330]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.[/QUOTE]I also saw Red this week, as you all have pointed out a bit strange with all the kids / teens around. I first saw her a while ago to get the feel for her didn't ask for anything other then the massage, overall fairly relaxing went back and asked if she would be willing to go nude, also tired to remove the drapping she was not open to eather. Said she is in a new relationship and couldn't do that anymore. Just FYI didn't push HE, just dressed and left. Old clients might have better luck. If you email her she isn't the one who respponds sounds like her assistant mentioned earlier.

Overall you can find more elsewere but I may go back.

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken; 1146374]Called Mandy after seeing her CL post for massage.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/2233554108.html[/url]

Glad I did. She is a sweet college gal who uses a hotel on 27th for massage and fun. She does nude undraped with a HE. YMMV as today I saw reviews of her on another forum where it appears she may provide other services. Very nice and easy to talk to. You can tell she is new to this, see her why you can before she changes her mind about being in the business or starts going to school full time. I will be going back for sure. [/QUOTE]When you say nude do you mean you are nude or she is? There is another Mandy age 35 on BP that looks like this one. Same person? The CL ad only shows her face. What does the rest look like? Price points? Which hotel? There are some I will simply not go to.

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken;1146330]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.[/QUOTE]If her kids and parents are home sometimes the service level is less. I'll give her credit, the price is right and typically its a no holes barred event. But to me she was too thick, a-hole was not clean, stretch marks, zero massage skills, and wants you to her big ass. If thats not an issue, then she is the girl for you. She turns 40 next month.