Massage Parlor Reports

There's a place called Sun Spa. In an office park. Off Roselle Rd a bit south of Golf (if memory serves). I was there about a year ago. Left happy. But I said it was not worth a long drive. Yun, New Life, The place on Oakton (Asiana?) and Exercise are not terribly far from Schaumberg. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2767726]You should feel lucky that anything happened at this place. This was the first place I ever got denied extra's. I have never heard of anyone getting anything from this place. On RM's it is reported as non-erotic and all of the reviews are from mongers who left unhappy. If you were lucky enough to get a HJ there, you can chalk that up as a victory. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

When they want money, they transform into any one of many English poets. LOL.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2767726]You should feel lucky that anything happened at this place. This was the first place I ever got denied extra's. I have never heard of anyone getting anything from this place. On RM's it is reported as non-erotic and all of the reviews are from mongers who left unhappy. If you were lucky enough to get a HJ there, you can chalk that up as a victory. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

One place I never tried but have heard its a massage only place.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2767726]You should feel lucky that anything happened at this place. This was the first place I ever got denied extra's. I have never heard of anyone getting anything from this place. On RM's it is reported as non-erotic and all of the reviews are from mongers who left unhappy. If you were lucky enough to get a HJ there, you can chalk that up as a victory. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2767748]There's a place called Sun Spa. In an office park. Off Roselle Rd a bit south of Golf (if memory serves). I was there about a year ago. Left happy. But I said it was not worth a long drive. Yun, New Life, The place on Oakton (Asiana?) and Exercise are not terribly far from Schaumberg. Bob.[/QUOTE]

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Visited for a short visit. Very nice lady. Not sure I'd repeat.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2768082]One place I never tried but have heard its a massage only place.[/QUOTE]After my strikeout at JJ Massage in Schaumburg, which was back in May. I decided that I needed to start doing research before I just walked into these places blind. The following statements are my opinions that I have formed through extensive research. In Schaumburg there has to be at least a dozen AMP's, and they all advertise as if they are a must go to destination for Monger's. It seem's that only 2 of these AMP's would be worth your time, Healing Power Studio and Sky Spa. It seem's like there at least 10 places that want to lure you in with there ad's, but they will never deliver and there is no YMMV. Simply put, nothing is going to happen at these places. I am not going to break my neck to visit the 2 places that do offer extras, because I am not paying. 8 for an hour. I can go to the AMP's near me for. 6 for the hour and get the same service being offered in Schaumburg. It just doesn't seem like it would be worth the drive. SaintChuck.

Made a pre-game visit this past Sunday. Sky is in an office park on east side of Plum Grove Road. Very clean, very nice looking place. Tina, a decent looking woman with a fine rack, was my masseuse. An excellent time, as she is skilled, start to finish. My first visit there resulted in nothing more than a "thank you", but this visit ended in a very fine way. No shorting on time, no negotiating, no complaining about the tip. Another "thank you", a genuine hug, a smile, and it all made for a good time. There was another attractive woman working as well. They accept credit cards, and $105 total made a nice appetizer to last Sunday's NFL action.

I went to JJ and I didn't have any problems. I think her name was Amy. She gave one of the best massages that I ever received. She did want to know how much, I was going to tip her. And when she wanted too much money, I just turned her down. She kept trying to negotiate, but I wasnt giving her the satisfaction. I just enjoyed the good massage.

Tonight I went over to this place in Carol Stream [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/premier-spa-massage-call-224-223-9370/22934331[/URL] . I walked up and rang the doorbell, and a little old Chinese lady in a winter coat opened the door and let me in. The little old lady took me to a room and I paid her for the hour. After a few minutes a fat Chinese woman with crazy hair came into the room and started my massage. This is where it get's strange and I have no clue what happened. After about 10 minutes she stopped the massage and left the room. I flipped over and I was all alone. A couple of minutes go by and some other woman comes in and she was trying to explain that she would finish the massage. She was giving me a pretty decent massage and then she started with the ass play. I don't understand what it is with these Chinese women and ass play. On the flip she started rubbing my chest and she kept smiling at me. Every time she smiled at me all I could do is stare at her big black dead tooth. I started rubbing her ass and she pulled up her sweater, she wasn't wearing a bra and she let me play with her small boobs. After a few minutes she gave me a textbook HJ and our session was over. As I was leaving I saw a really cute girl sitting at the desk and I said hi to her. She waived and said hi as I left. I wish that I would have had her for my session. I wouldn't go back to this place unless I knew that my session was going to be with the cutie I saw at the desk. I don't know how many girls work at this place, but I think that they are busy now because they put up all of those new fancy ad's. I know that they were busy because I heard at least 2 other guy's getting HJ's. That's right, another place with walls that don't go all the way to the ceiling. Nothing is worse than listening to the guy on the other side of the wall moaning and groaning. I won't go back to this place anytime soon. SaintChuck.

Yeah. Been there, but it was with my friend Lucy about 8 months ago. So there was no uncertainty. Afterword, I took her to lunch at Red Lobster (LOL) and she ate whatever the grand feast is called. Jesus, can she eat. She's about 35 and relatively cute, and really quite smart. We discussed strategies of investing in the stock market. Lucy is now at a place in LaGrange. HE only for guys she knows.

Anyway, here's the point of my reply. The Chinese places will take appointments. They (and I) actually prefer it. So as you were leaving, you should have asked the pretty girl's name and what days she works. As to the switch-er-roo, I expect that (a) they know why you are there, and (b) the woman you got first was new and perhaps would not do HE. Most places, you would be shit-out-of-luck, so I give them credit for bringing the other lady in. (c) The other possibility is you got the owner and she had no intention of giving you HE. But black tooth was busy. Instead of saying wait ten minutes, the owner starts you off. They know people will leave and not come back. Yeah. I hate the half walls too. I try to come early. Most places where I'm a regular, I come before they officially open. So the half-walls don't matter. The other thing you can do when there are half walls (just to amuse everybody) is to imitate Meg Ryan from the orgasm scene in the movie "When Harry Met Sally". Yes! Yes! Yes! Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2777082]Tonight I went over to this place in Carol Stream [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/premier-spa-massage-call-224-223-9370/22934331[/URL] . I walked up and rang the doorbell, and a little old Chinese lady in a winter coat opened the door and let me in. The little old lady took me to a room and I paid her for the hour. After a few minutes a fat Chinese woman with crazy hair came into the room and started my massage. This is where it get's strange and I have no clue what happened. After about 10 minutes she stopped the massage and left the room. I flipped over and I was all alone. A couple of minutes go by and some other woman comes in and she was trying to explain that she would finish the massage. She was giving me a pretty decent massage and then she started with the ass play. I don't understand what it is with these Chinese women and ass play. On the flip she started rubbing my chest and she kept smiling at me. Every time she smiled at me all I could do is stare at her big black dead tooth. I started rubbing her ass and she pulled up her sweater, she wasn't wearing a bra and she let me play with her small boobs. After a few minutes she gave me a textbook HJ and our session was over. As I was leaving I saw a really cute girl sitting at the desk and I said hi to her. She waived and said hi as I left. I wish that I would have had her for my session. I wouldn't go back to this place unless I knew that my session was going to be with the cutie I saw at the desk. I don't know how many girls work at this place, but I think that they are busy now because they put up all of those new fancy ad's. I know that they were busy because I heard at least 2 other guy's getting HJ's. That's right, another place with walls that don't go all the way to the ceiling. Nothing is worse than listening to the guy on the other side of the wall moaning and groaning. I won't go back to this place anytime soon. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2777827]The other thing you can do when there are half walls (just to amuse everybody) is to imitate Meg Ryan from the orgasm scene in the movie "When Harry Met Sally". Yes! Yes! Yes! Bob.[/QUOTE]Would be even better if she were to play the part of van girl from Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke. You step out of the room, the other mongers waiting clap and say "right on man! I didn't know you name was Alex. ".

[QUOTE=Bob521;2777827]Yeah. Been there, but it was with my friend Lucy about 8 months ago. So there was no uncertainty. Afterword, I took her to lunch at Red Lobster (LOL) and she ate whatever the grand feast is called. Jesus, can she eat. She's about 35 and relatively cute, and really quite smart. We discussed strategies of investing in the stock market. Lucy is now at a place in LaGrange. HE only for guys she knows.

Anyway, here's the point of my reply. The Chinese places will take appointments. They (and I) actually prefer it. So as you were leaving, you should have asked the pretty girl's name and what days she works. As to the switch-er-roo, I expect that (a) they know why you are there, and (b) the woman you got first was new and perhaps would not do HE. Most places, you would be shit-out-of-luck, so I give them credit for bringing the other lady in. (c) The other possibility is you got the owner and she had no intention of giving you HE. But black tooth was busy. Instead of saying wait ten minutes, the owner starts you off. They know people will leave and not come back. Yeah. I hate the half walls too. I try to come early. Most places where I'm a regular, I come before they officially open. So the half-walls don't matter. The other thing you can do when there are half walls (just to amuse everybody) is to imitate Meg Ryan from the orgasm scene in the movie "When Harry Met Sally". Yes! Yes! Yes! Bob.[/QUOTE]Thanks for clearing that up Bob521. Now it does make some sense to me. I think that the first girl knew that I was only there for fun, and as soon as she knew that black tooth was available she made the switch. I could tell that black tooth was a seasoned veteran who had a lot of AMP miles on her. The half wall situation usually doesn't bother me too much, but this time it was so annoying. The guy to the right of me wouldn't quit giving the girl instructions, it was like he was teaching her how to ride a bike. The guy across the hall sounded older and had a gruff voice and he was making such a production that I didn't know if he was having an orgasm or a heart attack. I wish I would have talked to the cute girl, but I was standing there saying goodbye to black tooth and getting my bottle of water. If anybody knows who the cute girl is, I would really appreciate some info on her. She had jet black hair that was pulled into a ponytail, very nice clean skin and a great smile. Also, she appeared to be around 25 or so, I would be willing to bet that she wasn't over 28. If anyone knows this mystery girl, please let me know. SaintChuck.

YMMV. I was there in mid-August and there were 4 nice looking 30 - 40 year old women there. A friend and I had a very good time.

H-Rod.

I was at one of my regular places and a monger was getting a HJ. I heard ooooooooo, oooooooooo, ooooooooo for 10 minutes.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2777827]Yeah. Been there, but it was with my friend Lucy about 8 months ago. So there was no uncertainty. Afterword, I took her to lunch at Red Lobster (LOL) and she ate whatever the grand feast is called. Jesus, can she eat. She's about 35 and relatively cute, and really quite smart. We discussed strategies of investing in the stock market. Lucy is now at a place in LaGrange. HE only for guys she knows.

Anyway, here's the point of my reply. The Chinese places will take appointments. They (and I) actually prefer it. So as you were leaving, you should have asked the pretty girl's name and what days she works. As to the switch-er-roo, I expect that (a) they know why you are there, and (b) the woman you got first was new and perhaps would not do HE. Most places, you would be shit-out-of-luck, so I give them credit for bringing the other lady in. (c) The other possibility is you got the owner and she had no intention of giving you HE. But black tooth was busy. Instead of saying wait ten minutes, the owner starts you off. They know people will leave and not come back. Yeah. I hate the half walls too. I try to come early. Most places where I'm a regular, I come before they officially open. So the half-walls don't matter. The other thing you can do when there are half walls (just to amuse everybody) is to imitate Meg Ryan from the orgasm scene in the movie "When Harry Met Sally". Yes! Yes! Yes! Bob.[/QUOTE]

I tried the spa on south Meacham this afternoon. Mammasan was a guy, first bad sign. While I've had success at spas that had a daddy at the door, I'd say the odds are 3 to 1 against. But I went for it. Room was very nice. My MT was a Chinese woman in her late 40's I'd say. You been hear before? She asks. I admitted no, but I did get into conversation with her about other spas I've been to, in the last 25 years. The massage itself was really nice, but mostly covered, but only one little finger tip tease on my left ball. Signs that I gave where ignored. Funny thing, she had an egg timer to remind her when time was up. Tipped her. 1.

Now the thing is, I thought I'd have better luck at this place based on a think list of reviews on another site. Maybe she was just feeling me out. My search in Schaumburg continues.

Saw ad the other day on BP saying they have new girls there can anyone confirm from recent visit?

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2726014]That is the only girl. She says she's getting more girls soon. She is one of the best in the biz, IMHO.[/QUOTE]