Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MpLover21;1624908]Yeah I heard about coco I have been there once about 2yrs ago and it sucked I was there for maybe 15min 10 of that was waiting and the massage was horrible it was liketyson was Beaton on my back I couldn't stand it and the lady was like 80 so I said F* this I'm out hahaha[/QUOTE]Yeah, I used to go up to Ventura for the 4th of July activities and stop at Okinawa on the way home, but it was never a great experience. I'm certain the place was a fast-food restaurant in another life and laid out so oddly on the inside. I always felt awkward having to walk through the laundry and break rooms to get to the shower. I am surprised there has not been more talk about Coco on the forum since she was alright. I don't recall getting a great massage, but she offered FS and was lots of fun to pay with. I wonder if she is still there? I'm certain we would all be enjoying her more and posting plenty of praise if she were providing somewhere else.

I was just curious about others experiences there since we seem to be only discussing the same 3 or 5 places.

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Honestly, the best place in town. Clean and friendly service and the staff is good to look at too. I saw Angela this time, and she's a nice spinner; friendly as can be. I went in expecting to see Amy but had Angela instead. I asked for a half hour as well as a table shower. Table shower was great. Lots of hot water and got nice and clean everywhere. Then came the massage. Some nice pressure on the back and paying attention to the boys. I negotiated a BBBJ. Wow! Is she a good pole-smoker! I was feeling like blowing and didn't know if I could CIM. So, rather than ask permission, I let it go. Yup, CIM. Nice. Cleaned me up and gave me water and some candy. I tipped her an extra $20 for the CIM.

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Went in on a Wednesday night. Parked in back. Love the privacy. Met girl at back door and she brought me to the room. Didn't feel like having my back rubbed so I just laid on my back and let her go to work. She let me touch as she touched. Took a little convincing to get a CBJ. But I got my wish She wouldn't do much else except for HJ. Very cute 32 yr old Lulu. Definitely would go back to see her!

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Went back for more because this place is a sure thing if you have been there before. 30 mins this time. Usually go for an hour but was jammed for time and the 30 mins was just fine. Stopped in in the late morning and asked for a 30 mins massage. Got right in and the girl remembered me from before. Be nice if I could remember her name but oh well. Gave me a nice back massage for about 10 mins then the massage went to my back side and the boys. Flip time! She asked if I wanted suck or hand. Went for the HJ which is always good. Top up, titties out and it was on. Ended, got cleaned up, bottle of water and I was on my way! This is a great place to get a quick massage and release! On my top 5 list for sure!

"Naughty" Review.

Silk Rose Spa

1995 E Main Street.

Ventura.

805-653-9100.

Visit was a couple of months ago. When judging this AMP, I had to keep in mind that though it was not a great massage for various reasons (bad smell, dogs barking, not the best looking attendant) it was still way better than no massage at all. I wouldn't go back just because there are options I prefer in such close proximity. Strolled in w / o an appointment before noon on a weekday. Late 30's Chinese girl who's name Lisa answered when I rang bell, she was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. She escorted me back to a small room, told me to get undressed. I think I interrupted her breakfast, as when she came back she was still chewing her food, and by the smell of her breath it was fishy. There is a dog grooming place next door, and through the thin walls I could hear the incessant barking of unhappy dogs. The massage was uninspired, and she seemed disinterested. On the flip, very mechanical light touching until she grazed the fellas, asked me if it was OK. I said yes, and she got to work. What with the dogs barking, uninspired girl with stank breath, was a real effort to finish. HE only. Didn't want anything else. Maybe with a different girl at later time when dog salon was closed would be better.

[QUOTE=Donalds; 1642753]Yeah. I wonder if she is still there? I'm certain we would all be enjoying her more and posting plenty of praise if she were providing somewhere else.

I was just curious about others experiences there since we seem to be only discussing the same 3 or 5 places.[/QUOTE]I was wondering the same thing I've heard stories about this Coco and how she had some massive cannons (.)(.) on her and she loved to have a good time. I need a session with a set of Overly huge cans to slide between. Any ideas?

[url]http://www.vcstar.com/news/2013/jan/17/ventura-aims-to-weed-out-illicit-massage-parlors/[/url]

[QUOTE=MpLover21;1643576]I was wondering the same thing I've heard stories about this Coco and how she had some massive cannons (.)(.) on her and she loved to have a good time. I need a session with a set of Overly huge cans to slide between. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Interesting. It's been a number of years since I saw her and I know I'm getting older (LOL) , and she may have even offered up a bit of that service, but I don't remember any "Dolly Parton" experience. Maybe she bought herself some presents?

FYI,

When in Vegas, check out Golden on Flamingo & ask for Ki (pronounced Key). Very good massage, the best table shower (and it's free) and even though there's not a lot on the menu, you'll leave with a smile on your face.

[QUOTE=BSinTo; 1655349]FYI,

When in Vegas, check out Golden on Flamingo & ask for Ki (pronounced Key). Very good massage, the best table shower (and it's free) and even though there's not a lot on the menu, you'll leave with a smile on your face.[/QUOTE]I encourage you to repost in the Las Vegas section.

Personally I have found the services at AMPs in Vegas to be vastly overpriced and rushed.

I have found better services at a better price here locally. Please share you experiences locally.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid; 1655816]I encourage you to repost in the Las Vegas section.

Personally I have found the services at AMPs in Vegas to be vastly overpriced and rushed.

I have found better services at a better price here locally. Please share you experiences locally.[/QUOTE]I did post in Vegas, Just a info piece for anyone travelling. This one is not overpriced ($40 / hr incl TS) and went over the hour, which is why I mentioned it here.

[QUOTE=BSinTo;1655890]I did post in Vegas, Just a info piece for anyone travelling. This one is not overpriced ($40 / hr incl TS) and went over the hour, which is why I mentioned it here.[/QUOTE]HE $40 tip is a great deal for Vegas.

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

Silk Rose Spa.

1995 E Main Street.

Ventura.

805-653-9100.

Walked in about noon Wednesday. Chinese girl, maybe in 30's, not that pretty, greeted me. Had coupon for $10 off so got an hour for $40."Shirley", I think it was, led me to room and told me to disrobe and left for a few minutes. She wore jeans and tucked in shirt. Looked like it was maybe going to be just legit.

Shirley came back, asked if I like hard, medium or soft. I said medium and she started with a dry hand rub. Felt good with longs strokes down back but then she continued gradually over my butt and I moaned that that felt good. So she continued massage, repeatedly going back to the butt as she did other parts. Worked her way inside my thighs and things really got hot! She really concentrated on getting me hard as a rock (which took no time)! Then the flip and she started with long strokes from my chest down over my man and jewels! Giving her the nod she added more oil and proceeded to massage my whole package to a slow and wonderful sendoff! Great HE! She limits her offering to that though, nothing more. No clothes off but can caress over cloths. Maybe another may try more but what she gives is SO worth a visit! I'll surely go see "Shirley" again

"NAUGHTY REVIEW"

Thai Massage.

1544 E Main St, Ventura.

805-648-6790.

Decided to try this place out after work. Parked in back, paid $40 for 30 minutes. Started with a good-looking. 30s girl with nice bolt-ons and ended with two.

She started out with a medium massage, not much time spent with the boys. On flip, she asked if I wanted two girls, saying it would be,"Super awesome," so I said,"Why not?" In walks another 30s girl, top comes off the first girl and the other one starts with a HJ. A few minutes later, I pop, get cleaned up, and off I went. I will repeat but just sticking to one girl.

Total price (including tip, in $) : 160

Does anyone knows where Maggie / Maya went who used to work at Gold Coast Spa on Main Street in Ventura. My thanks in advance.

[url]http://ventura.backpage.com/BodyRubs/table-shower-beautiful-and-sweet-asian-best-service-23/28401484[/url]

Didn't they got shutdown couple months back?

Since I work long hours and I work out of town, I don't like leaving Camarillo if I don't have to. So don't give me any shit about going to massage parlors and getting escorts in Camarillo.

Okay, time to get down to business. If you go on backpage and see a black gal named Tiffi—it's up to you. $80 per half hour. She's pretty cool when she isn't stoned. She was in Camarillo all last week and the week before. However, the following week after I had her, I found another black gal in Camarillo. Typical two-call system, went to her room—it was Tiffi again. She changed her pictures. I said, 'Fuck you' and I bailed. I don't like being conned.

Strange thing happened on earlier this week. I found a blonde gal staying in a motel in Camarillo. I called her up. I asked her hourly rates. She said, '$100 for a half hour and that covers everything. ' Okay?

Well, I'the had a few drinks. A couple tall beers and about five shots. Way too much, but I was horny and on a mission. I drove to the motel and called her. She gave me her room number. I knocked on the door and the gal who answered the door didn't look anything like the gal in the photos. But, this chick was pretty cute, so what the fuck.

She asked me to put the money on the table and I did. It was chilly, so I went over to wash my hands in hot water. I turned and the money was gone, but big deal. I've had many escorts ask me to show them the money ahead of time.

She then explained that $100 wouldn't cover a simply BJ. I saw RED. Now I was in a tight spot. I could haggle, but that wouldn't do me no good. I could physically over power her and get it, but that would land my ass in the can. Couldn't call the cops. I was drunk, so extra duty trouble.

I chose to haggle.

'You said $100 covered everything. '

'My boss said that since I talked to you there was a change of plans. '

'Well, fuck that. How 'about you give me me $80 back and you can keep the $20 for the time I've been here, I go home and everyone's happy. '

'Can't do that.'

I bit my tongue and bailed. Didn't say another fucken word.

The next day after work, she got hers. I had all day sweating at work to fume and think about it. She's fucked.

Now, massage parlors. I saw on a couple websites that Lucky Spa in Camarillo—as well as Camarillo Day Spa—have at least two naughty reviews. I thought, 'Well, maybe shit's changed in Camarillo the last year. ' After all, I'the been going to Blue Moon.

Last week, went to Camarillo Day Spa and. Nothing. Just a massage. Shit didn't change. Last night I went to Massage Day Spa on Lantana. Got the typical wacky-wacky, but this time she dropped her pants and took off her shirt. Not bad.

Three weeks ago went to Blue Moon Spa. Once again, Patti came and took good care of me. I suggest weekends and Fridays. Patti's super cool and Lola is finer than frogs hairs split four ways. And when they open the window in the lobby, explain you saw their ad in the local paper, and you get a $10 discount. Again, you don't need the paper, just tell them you saw the ad. Shit-howdy, $10 is $10.