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Avoid Kerri
[QUOTE=Davey1965] (From January 2007) Saw a cute looking girl down my Kelly Corner and went down the street and let her jump in. First of said she wanted 50 for a BJ and I told her I'd just take her back to the ave and she started pouting and asked if 25 would work. Agreed to that and took off for a ride. I think it was about 15 seconds into it when she started the "are you ready yet" I told her if she kept that up I'd take forever... So if you see a cute girl around Huntingdon, about 5'5, 110, long dirty blonde hair with a nose piercing and says her name is Kerri, stay away. [/QUOTE]Unfortunately I didn't stay away. Wish I would have remembered the name from your post, Davey. Ugh, this is a bad one. As you say, she's young and looks cute. Pretty eyes (green I think). Today at least her hair was reddish brown which I'm guessing is its natural shade. Matches her coloring. Name is definitely Kerri as its tattooed on the small of her back. Found her Sunday afternoon near the corner of Huntingdon as you did. She got in, had a nice smile, still looks pretty good up close despite a little acne going on. Says she's 21 now and looks it. I'm thinking, okay this is going to be good.
Then she starts telling some story about her boyfriend being in jail for the past week and she needs to get money. Her talk makes little sense and I'm not really following it but I'm already getting concerned she's going to want more money than I'm willing to spend. We find a spot and haggle over the amount. I'm not proud to admit that I agreed to $35 - thinking with the small head I guess. Before she even starts, she asks me if I cum quickly or take a long time. That is never a good sign. She also tells me to let her know when I'm going to cum. I ask her if she's going to catch. She says yes. I've had mixed experiences when girls ask that question. Some just want to be prepared, others want to know so they can stop sucking. Anyway she begins and it's pretty weak and not deep. She does this for maybe 3-4 minutes then stops, telling me her mouth is tired. I've already decided this was a mistake so I tell her to show me her body while I finish by hand. As Davey says, although she looks alright in clothes her body shows a lot of wear for her age.
As we drive back to where I picked her up, she asks if I will "treat" her to McD's because she's so hungry. Uh, no. She then takes off her shoe and starts working on a blister on her smelly feet with a razor. Classy.
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Well, someone post a pic of this chick so we can all avoid her and not have the same problem.
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Hooker School
[QUOTE=FlyGuyEddie007]Well, someone post a pic of this chick so we can all avoid her and not have the same problem.[/QUOTE]I agree that photos would be nice but personally I don't travel around with my digital very often. I think Davey and I have provided a few clues however. We both found her at or near Huntingdon which is just few blocks from Lehigh. She's young looking, fairly cute, had dirty blonde hair when Davey met her and reddish brown when I picked her up yesterday. But the main thing is if she introduces herself as Kerri (a name tattooed on the small of her back), I'd tell her you've changed your mind and get her out of the car.
It's too bad really. She's cute enough she could do pretty well for herself out there. Someone ought to start a school for aspiring prostitutes, kind of like a hooker version of a charm school or etiquette school for proper young ladies. At my school, instructors (either seasoned pros like Krista or especially talented SWs) would teach newcomers some of the basics and best practices of the trade like: 1) don't demand payment upfront (guys don't expect you to defer talk of money until the end but will love you for it, won't cheat you, and they'll come back for more); 2) never ask things like "do you cum quick?" or "are you ready yet?" 3) it's okay to ask a guy to tell you when he's about to cum but when doing BBBJs you must at least catch - no pulling off his dick at the last second and creating a mess; 4) catch and swallow and there's a good chance you'll earn a bigger tip; 5) ask a guy how he wants his BBJ - fast, slow, lots of hand, no hand, DT, etc. Only a handful of girls have ever done this and I certainly appreciated them customizing their BBBJ to my needs; 6) go the extra mile - lick and kiss his balls, slobber over and worship his dick - it'll pay off in the end; 7) talk dirty - for many guys that adds a lot to their pleasure; 8) don't fiddle with the instrument panel of your date's car - the radio, heater, AC, etc. and don't open glove compartments or center consoles; 9) work on your acting skills - guys at least like to fantasize that you're enjoying yourself, or at least not hating every second of it.
Those are just a few of the lessons I can think of off the top of my head. I've focused mostly on BBBJ practices because that's mainly what I get in Philly. Any other lessons, especially around FS or just generally, that the rest of you would want in our Hooker School curriculum?
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[QUOTE=KAvenueMonger]Has anyone seen Bonnie around? I have been looking for her I have her number and it is out of order which is unusal because she has had the same number for years and it has alway been in working order. So if any has any information they care to share please do.
KAM[/QUOTE]
I asked one of the reg's around the DD about her last week and was told she is around but not all that much, and something did happen to her phone but didn't get details. I think she moved back home with her mom or something.
I have noticed that prices are on the way up but it varies. A lot of the newer girls with less wear and tear seem to start you off at 40 these days, probably in the hopes you will only try to talk them down to 30. 20 can still be had, and I have successfully haggled down to that, but lots of time you will get a half hearted effort in return.
I had one out of towner a while back give me the ol' "I don't do nothing for less than 60" ... I responded "then I guess your going to be standing here a long time sweetheart"
Someone once said the mongers set the prices, and we do, it all depends on how long your willing to hold out. Basic supply and demand brothers.
Z
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[QUOTE=Mike 80] She then takes off her shoe and starts working on a blister on her smelly feet with a razor. Classy.[/QUOTE]
She must have liked you better than me to do such intimate things in front of you..LoL...
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Zaphod II
Thanks for the 411 brother ! I was hoping she was still around, I guess that is a mean statement? I will look for her and if I find her try to get her digits if she has any. Mike80 Thanks for the woodshed education WOW can't beleive I have been missing out ! ! I'm going to give it a try today, It's cold enough that it just might be worth it.
KAM
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[QUOTE=Mike 80] Someone ought to start a school for aspiring prostitutes, kind of like a hooker version of a charm school or etiquette school for proper young ladies. [/QUOTE]
That reminds me of the old Eddie Murphy skit advertising the "Velvet Jones School of Technology" on SNL. The truth is that some girls apparently have worked for pimps who train them, very well, how to please men. And that's the job in a nutshell, isn't it? It's a service industry. When I used to bartend I knew all my regulars and would have their customary drink sitting on the bar by the time they planted their ass on the barstool. Same basic idea. I used to run into a girl named Christine (no, not that one Davey) whose pimp really taught her how to be a courtesan, in the very old school sense of that word. Unfortunately, the local pimps seem mostly to train their laziest chicks how to ask for ridiculous amounts of money for substandard service. But I agree, the words "are you almost finished" should NOT be in a hooker's vocabulary.
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For all whom have been PM'ing me the recent photo of the girl I took in the bookstore is named Julie. She's 22 and can be found in that general vicinity most days. Blondish hair and cute with a very large C-cup (not shown) although extremely droopy for a girl her age who hasn't had any children.
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Weather or not?
Not sure if it was the weather or what , But I did some mongering for 3 hours 9am to noon and did not see 1 SW ! Not even a bad one. LOL. NONE did the usual DD to Lehigh and notta,zip,zilch. If anyone had success today please post with the info.
KAM
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Either things picked up after the weather got better or KAM was walking his seeing eye dog..lol...
Hit the ave around 6:30. first stop was DD. Saw Erin, Blonde Stephanie and Joyce. All of whom were trying to get me to date them. I figured I'd play my odds and see what else was out there, although I really wanted to see Erin again. If you like big fat pussies on skinny girls than Erin will make your dreams come true.
Headed out from DD and now saw Steph, with her blonde roomate and then Angie as well. Continuing down towards Cambria there was a girl whom I've seen but not interested by the park, two others hanging in front of the bookstore and then a dead spot till I crossed Lehigh.
Across Lehigh first there was Keri (we know not to pick her up), then another decent blonde that I've seen before but forget her name. Went down and made a turn down by Boston and lucky me I see Ashley walking.. Picked her up and went to the $10 house and fucked her brains out (well tried anyway) Agreed to let me take pics and when I went to snap I realized I left my memory card in the reader to download pics of Julie and Darlene I recently took.
OK, so now I just want to go home but not being able to not make one last pass down the ave, it started all over again. Then right at Cambria I saw Melissa, sure would have like to stop but I was wiped out. Then there was Steph again and right after the 7-11 was a super cute girl I haven't seen before. About 5', nice body (what I could tell) and a great smile. Just had to go around the park at Tioga to get a better look. Needless to say we both got to the same spot at the same time. She gave me the look, but I just couldn't do it. Darn... Oh well, headed back and saw Erin and blonde Stephanie back at DD again.
(a) wish I had more money
(b) wish I had more energy
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You had better luck than I did, not last night, but the night before.
LE were out in force. I saw a couple really busted looking girls by the 7/11, so I kept going. I saw a cute WSW, but by that point, I'd seen so many LE cars and vans that I didn't want to risk it. Granted, there wasn't much traffic that late at night, but literally every 3rd car was LE so I bailed.
Also, what's up with DD these days? Seems for the last month or so that the pickins have been pretty slim, if at all existent there. My guess is that they're not turning a blind eye to girls hanging out in the lobby/out front anymore?
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Hmmm
Well Davey it was kinda early maybe that is the problem I'm having! I guess I need to try to get out alittle later ! O and by the way Davey my DOG sees fine it's the walker that can't see. LMAO.
KAM
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visitings VERY SOON
Hey guys mad dog here from the florida board. can you give me the lowdown lon the freshes and best wsw in the Phily area? ive never been there but ill be there VERY soon and would like to know where to cruise!
Thanx
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[QUOTE=Madra Bid Dog]Hey guys mad dog here from the florida board. can you give me the lowdown lon the freshes and best wsw in the Phily area? ive never been there but ill be there VERY soon and would like to know where to cruise!
Thanx[/QUOTE]
Just read up on the posts and cruise the "K" or the "Ave" any where on Kensington from Erie Ave at the north end to Girard at the South end. You have about 4 miles of pickins.
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Wednesday
Met Krista around 10:30pm near the fire station. Shorter hair in a dreadlock style. Seems to have gained some weight, which is good in her case.
Very good, as always is the case. She also knows the safe parking spots.
A couple others strolling by up and down the ave.