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[/QUOTE]Bronx have like the most beautiful providers I have ever seen. If any of your favorite providers come to Chicago please let me know. This providers are what I'm looking for.

Went to see bbw vanessa today who used to work the 40 bean spot she has great BJ skills so I called set something up. Called when I got there she told me to give her a couple mins and I'm thinking I hope she washes before I get there.

She called when she was ready I saw some monger leave so I waited then called and headed in she was smoking 420 when I got there and had a porn playing. She starts with a good CBJ let her blow me until I couldn't take it no more. Then she said how do you want me I said from the back. When I started to put the head in she jumped up. Grab the wipes and said sorry give me a min a went into the bathroom. I'm looking around like WTF? I hope she not taking a crap cause she had the water running and was in there for about ten mins at this point I'm like is she staying in there? LOL. When she came out she turned off the lights for some reason. Everything seemed normal but either way that killed my boner. So she starts again with a good CBJ and then I hit doggie. I must admit her snatch sure felt good was going slow for a while watching her booty bounce back and forth then she said fuck me harder so I rammed her hard for a couple mins till I bust my nut and was on my way. Even though her head game is good and so is her puss I wouldn't repeat kinda too big not someone I would keep in rotation but if bbw is your thing she's good for you.

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[QUOTE=LoveLatin05; 1135621]BXBANGER and The Damaja: it seems like we have the same taste in women. Any chance the two of you have tried this girl yet and if she is legit? Thanks.

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Long story short, went to see REMY from honey and havanas spot. I get there remy goes "I don't have any lube, and you got a big dick". I'm like fine ill go and get some, I walked around, couldn't find any so I bought to condoms with extra lube. I get back and the be*tch goes "I don't feel like working".

I'm like "f*cking great"! Havana said she wasn't working. GREAT. Last time I was there I had honey, but it was pretty bad, and I didn't even post a report about it.

I was PISSED. I'm still going to tap Remy ass though. Teach her a good lesson for wasting my dam time. Like I said-

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She did look very f*ckable though. I really enjoy screwing Remy! Peace!

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[QUOTE=Lil Ze;1138207]Long story short, went to see REMY from honey and havanas spot. I get there remy goes "I don't have any lube, and you got a big dick". I'm like fine ill go and get some, I walked around, couldn't find any so I bought to condoms with extra lube. I get back and the be*tch goes "I don't feel like working".[/QUOTE]I always bring lube and some extra condoms. I've heard it all before.

Anyway I went back to that spot with honey and crew just to NAIL remy. She was STILL talkin the same "you too big, you hurt me blah, blah, blah).

I finally got her to agree, but she wanted honey in the room. Funny I've nailed her like 3 times alone. Anyway she was being a REAL pain in the ass (just attitude wise).

Anyway she starts with a very good CBJ (she was sucking extra hard to try to get me to nut sooner, but I had a few drinks, jokes on her, hahahahahahaha) , then I flip her over.

As soon as I enter her she starts moving up the bed. But there's no escape (hehehehehe). I finally got in good, and started to pump her.

That dam honey's like "GO SLOW YOUR HURTING HER".

I'm thinking,"SHUT THE F UP"! And more things I'm not allowed to write in my post.

I finally get a nice pumping pace, and finally bust a fat nut.

Remy was being really immature when I was waiting with all the "no, don't you want honey',"your too big".

Idon't get me wrong for 40 beans I think remy's a decent screw. But these "girls" are just getting to to be a pain and a little tired.

And get this, after honey goes,"next time I'm in the room its an extra 20".

GET THE F*CK out of HERE.

I didn't need her flabby, rolling gut barking orders to me as I'm drilling remy doggie style.

She tried to say remy won't do it with out her in the room.

These h*oes just kill me.

They are there to screw and suck for cash. PERIOD. If I'm too big, but a the*ck limit size in your ad, or just don't work.

But don't try to run some garbag on me about more money next time.

Its 40 or zero.

Actually I just wanted to nail remy for revenge.

I think I'm done with this crew.

I'm just sick of their bullsh*t.

But I'm glad I was able to pump that immature h*o remy once more as payback for wasting my time before.

But tonight I had the last laugh (hahahahahaha).

Ps- the slim spanish speaking black girl I met through ginger, I contacted, and have a new young UTR to pound for 40 (hahahahahahahahahaha).

And she's little, cute, slim, and friendly. Not like some h*oes I know.

I described her as a little fox in my report when I nailed her at gingers old spot.

I LOVE this monger sh*t! Don't you?

G TRACK- you are that dude. Peace bro.

So last night I was looking to try a new provider so I called the 233 spot for there new addition but went straight to voicemail all day called a couple more with no luck so I called it a night.

Woke up and saw mystery ad and I wanted to try her out she looked thick in the pics and sounded real friendly on the phone. She quoted me 5 jacksons for the half. When I got there she opened the door and looks way better than the pics face is real sexy body is on point nice bubble ass. She showed me to the room and asked what I like besides just pussy and head. Told her I like to touch and kiss her body like the pornos.

We got undressed and I started sucking her tits and telling her how sexy she was. She was saying thank you and then I started kissing on her booty she even said thank you for that LOL. Next thing I know she starts giving me a good bbj asking me if I like it I'm like hell yeah then. It got too good so told her I was ready I slipped on the rubber and inserted she felt good so I stroked her slowly while she felt on my abs and chest, I was kissing her neck and sucking her tits. I tried doggie but I was tired from the walk and couldn't stroke it how I wanted so we went back to missionary this time I fucked her hard while kissing all over her. She was feeling my body while I was gunning her told her I like that she said me too. She was really into it after some more touching, kissing, and sexy talk I came. Even though I only had her in one position it was another great session she was a really cool chick looked way better than the pics, and she was as into me as I was her. She told me I look a little like mekhi phifer I'm like thats the first time I heard that she's like well your a good looking dude LOL. Only bad thing is she's only available for the weekend told her I wanted to come back cause it was really great she said yeah that was. About to see if she available for tonight LOL

I love this hobby beautiful women with great service. The monger gods must love me

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So a little while after I posted my review I started thinking about my time with mystery and wanted more so I hit her up to see if she would be available for the night to get time to recover she said she wouldn't be there. I guess it was a slow day cause she called back and asked if I still wanted to come over. And it was a date.

First of all let me say I forgot to menchine that although she looks way better than her pics she does have a little gut but not at all a turn off she's well proportioned, a hella sexy LOL. So I undress and were both standing up and she asked how I want it so I just started sucking her tits and rubbing her ass told her to turn around while I sat down and kissed her booty and legs. I don't know why but I'm living my porn fantasies with these beauties but kissing the booty is where I draw the line LOL. She then gets down to guve me a bbj I thought that was just for the half but she did the job of a lifetime licking it while I was there for the short. When I counldnt take it no more than went for mish I was pounding her kissing her legs while she moaned and said I like the way you kiss me. She was feeling my body I started to go hard she started moaning and rubbing her clit. When I bust it was one of the best nuts in a while. She told me she cane too and asked if I seen the cum I looked between her legs and behold LOL.

These are the times I will remember in my golden years. It don't get no better than this hobby. Safe clean fun is the way to live.

I agree with Ze. Her BS is off the chart. I was there a few days back and a monger wanted her. She was standing in the kitchen with some dude. She was saying " I don't want to. He is not my type." or something like that.

[QUOTE=Champak Lal;1140235]I agree with Ze. Her BS is off the chart. I was there a few days back and a monger wanted her. She was standing in the kitchen with some dude. She was saying " I don't want to. He is not my type." or something like that.[/QUOTE]I called them Thursday to set up an appointment and made it clear multiple times that I wanted Remy. I even texted havana and asked her til when is remy working. And havana told me "12" (am). I get to the location and open the gate and walk in the hallway. She had previously told me before that they were all on the first flooor. But when I get there I see kids playing near the top of the stairs.

So I call back havana and now all of a sudden she says she is on the 3rd floor. So I walk up the flight of stairs and I see this light skinned girl with jet black curly hair and bushy eyebrows and wearing jeans just get past me down the stairs like she is usain bolt. I knew this was remy. And I called out to her (quietly) since people were all around the stairs.

At the time I naively thought that it was a miscommunication and she thought I was still by the gate. So I wait one minute on the 3rd floor and all of a sudden I see a door open with havana motioning for me to come in.

I walk in and ask where did remy go and havana told me she would be right back. I was standing right between the middle of where the kitchen and living room meets when she told me this. I see another girl who I'm guessing was honey and some light skinned skinny guy sitting on the couch. Both of them sitting on a couch with a bowl of cigarette butts underneath them.

Anyway getting back on topic after noticing all of this after waiting a minute I didn't think I was about to be ripped off. Actually I thought I would still be getting remy since neither havana or honey made a move since I walked in or bothered to talk to me.

So finally remy pops back in and starts talking to the other girls and the light skinned guy who must have been the pimp (BTW thanks to previous reviewers who left out the fact that there was a pimp. You guys really helped) in spanish with their backs turned.

Havana then turns back to me and tells me Remy isn't working now because she has to leave to go see her son. I become boiling mad that second and start asking her why didn't they tell me when I was blocks away that I wouldn't get remy. I made it clear multiple times I wanted Remy and nobody else.

So I try talking to remy about this but she just ignores me while standing in front of the bathroom lighting up a cigarette. She then walks in the bedroom then walks back out into the living room and asks havana "where's my coat". Havana then rolled her eyes and says "remy its right there". Once again remy just jets out of the apartment and I'm left with fat ass havana.

After I continue asking her why did you guys rip me off (more calmly) this time, she talks offher clothes in front of me and underneath she has a black bra and red panties. You would think she would sexy right? WRONG. She had the nastiest most yellowish gut I've ever seen (not that guts are ever sexy). But hers was just plain disgusting.

The funny thing is that for a brief second I actually thought about just getting the one pop from her by closing my eyes. But even then I thought that would be stupid. If they ripped me off and made no apologizes about it why should I give them money.

So I just ran back to the door unlatched it and ran the hell out of there. When I was running down the steps I saw a glimpse of the short light skinned dude come out but it looked like he hesitated to follow me.

I guess because of all of the kids downstairs and the the dozens of people outside the gate just hanging around (remember Thursday had good weather so most people were outdoors)

Anyway just left from that ugly girl never going to fucking come back. When this guy "little Ze" was reviewing these girls I don't know what the fuck was he smoking. I'm even more pissed off he neglected to mention that there was a pimp at this place.

I'm not the sort of guy to overrate these girls like certain people from places like utopia guide and best GFE.

I am honest.

Do not see the flaky ass Remy and the chubby havana.

I have visited the Remy, Honey, Havana place and I had a wonderful session with Honey with CIM included. What I don't get is why do you guys keep going there if you don't like the Attitude of these girls. I'm sure if you were to be more Normal she would be happy to see you. I ask you all treat these girls with respect to this day I have not seen the Pimp previously mentioned here. As far as I know there are only 3 girls working. On a Different note I just had a wonderful session with one of my Fav girls. Ginger. ! Whoa. She still has it. After all this time. But I ask you guys to respect these girls. They just trying to make a buck. Lets not ruined for the rest of us. There arent that many 40 beans spots. Now the Problem with Remy is that she is new to the business. You get more bees with honey than with vinegar.

Dude they take your money? You keep saying you got ripped off?

Little Ze is a dog, he'll fuck anything but what are you expecting from these $40 spots.

You might as well be fucking in a back alley by a dumpster, its pretty much the same type of girls in from the cold.

If you don't mind waiting in line for your turn, having people watch you and the seedy environment don't go to these spots. Its not for everyone.

[QUOTE=Jay Play42; 1142885]Dude they take your money? You keep saying you got ripped off?

Little Ze is a dog, he'll fuck anything but what are you expecting from these $40 spots.

You might as well be fucking in a back alley by a dumpster, its pretty much the same type of girls in from the cold.

If you don't mind waiting in line for your turn, having people watch you and the seedy environment don't go to these spots. Its not for everyone.[/QUOTE]I knew someone would put words in my mouth. Did I ever say I expected a beauty from the 40 dollar spot. No I didn't. My point is that it wasn't ever mentioned how disgusting havana looked. All people said in the past was that she had a "little bit of a gut".

As for when I said I was ripped off. I meant I felt I didn't get what I came for. Ripped off doesn't always mean you lose money. It can mean you don't get the service you came for.

As for the dude that claimed to get CIM from honey. How would you get that if they all do CBJs.

Ps. I get really annoyed when people try to defend these girls. Ok I won't mention havana's looks for a second. But wouldn't you be annoyed if you asked MULTIPLE times if the girl you wanted could accommodate you and when you get there all of a sudden you can't do that.

Yes I know your not going to find woman who are models at places like this but when I'm with a hooker I need to like some part of them physically and I couldn't be turned on by havana. Remy left me and I didn't think about honey.

It's not beauty it's service and attitude You guys should think outside the box and get these girls on your side little Ze and I have the same thoughts and hopefully something will happen that will benefit everyone on the board who like young latinas